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2023

09

Feb

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

Rebecca Black’s got her big old titties busting out of her shirt, because along with having a catalog of pretty fucking annoying viral hits, that have grown her following, celebrity, all without the help of a major label, if anything she was laughed at by the major label, despite them now doing all they can to mimic exactly what she pulled off as a 12 year old, because they lack vision from their overpaid boardrooms, until they realize they can buy fame on the internet with their big budgets, basically turning the internet into a cesspool of trash, no better than the pop culture we were exposed to when all we had was MTV, where everyone’s a fucking puppet for the machine….but yeah, along with growing that, she grew some tits and shows them off in this second iteration of viral youtube star…

As it turns out, I like big tits busting out of tops…


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2023

09

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if the thong was invented for the girls who own thongs to give the guys they are trying to get jerked off to by something to jerk off to, like a glimpse of their asshole, without really having to get naked….you know lazy girls who want to be jerked off to by randoms to feel hot…..all as part of a master plan to make everyone asshole obsessed, worship the asshole, so that when they actually get with a girl all they do is crave the asshole, like a bunch of queers, neglecting the life force generation pussy, only to end up with E.Coli and other feces borne parasites…that get into their brains and controls their every move, telling them to CONSUME, to CONSUME, to CONSUME whatever they tell them to consume, distracting everyone from the attack that their freedom is UNDER…

Or maybe it was invented to prevent tanlines….either way, here’s the asshole, the gateway to worms in the brain….HOT…

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2023

09

Feb

Suki Waterhouse Titty Top of the Day

Suki Waterhouse peaked when she was Brad Cooper’s fleshlight, before he said fuck this basic white bitch, I’m going RUSSIAN, because that RUSSIAN stock of woman is far superior to breed with, plus they are professionally trained spies or agent provoacteurs, at least when they look like Irina Shayk…..

Back in the communism days, some were sent to weigth lifting school, some to the fields, some to the work camps making COSMONAUT equipment, others to the Gymanstic school or ballet school or figure skating school….doping up for the dream…while the hot ones were made into models, passed around the important people who let their guard down when fucking hot models….and divulge their secrets..

Suki, more like SUCKi and not in a good way just didn’t have that appeal…

She posting sheer tops to instagram like a low level whore who is trying to get onlyfans subscribers because that’s where we are in the premium talent space…they think they are so high end, but they are competing with gutter whores doing the same simple moves…it’s funny to me!

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2023

09

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty drops are a wonderful use of tits…

As someone who likes tits, any content built around tits, from random tit flashes, to accidental tit slips, to basic bikini tit, or posing nude with tit…I’m into it.

So it’s not a real hard sell to get me on-board when the tit flash has turned into some stylized internet content creation game, where girls with tits slowly reveal the tit and let it bounce out of it’s top like some sort of bouncy castle of fun and happiness I want my face to jump on until I puke…..or maybe a comfortable massaging pillow to lay my head against is a better visual…

Point being, tits are being pulled out, and we like tits, that’s all you really need to know!


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2023

09

Feb

Abbey Lee Kershaw Sheer Top of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model human trafficked to the world through the modelling world and by using her exposed tits in her fashion shoots like it wasn’t whorish, but rather art.

Her dad’s apparently some famous soccer player, who cares…she’s 35 now and this isn’t eh Biography channel….but she did go from model to actress thanks to MAD MAX, has done a bunch of random movies where she played HOT CHICK, but was credited with an actual name and I guess she’s trying to continue to draw attention to herself because she wore a dress with her tits out, like it’s high fashion, but we know it’s just her showing off her tits…

I figure it was a proven strategy when she was a model, it got her where she needed to go, apply it to acting and maybe she’ll win an OSCAR one day…TITS GET HITS.

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2023

09

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Pretty Dumpy Looking of the Day

I may have been confused or manipulated into thinking SCARJO was something hot back in 2002 or 2003 when she first popped up and was being marketed as the next big thing.

I didn’t and still don’t follow celebrity culture, even though I am the unofficial voice of celebrity culture from my ignorant soapbox, I know nothing about this shit…

However, I do remember when she had one or two credits on IMDB and looking her up to see that she had about 30 other projects in the works and even then I thought, oh they’re going to push this bitch on us, and they did….

It was a simpler time, we had less options and her tits were big, but I never thought she was as hot as they said she was, she never lived up to the hype, and she’s now older and dumpier and pretty fucking average looking.

She’s out here whoring some product line she’s likely using to make a billion dollars, since celebs know they are on the outs, so they are all launching direct to consumer brands like a bikini clad instagram model launching a bikini line, get that money when you can….

To think that her star power manipulates or inspires anyone to buy her shit is depressing to me, because it reminds me how the population is so fucking doomed, such fucking suckers, and will do anything they are told…

She’s in a tight shirt, you can see her titty profile, if you look past her old lady GUNT and the whole thing is really not hot, unless you think the fall of an overhyped, marketed as hot, celebrity slut is hot, which I guess it kinda is….

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2023

09

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

With the whole blocking out of the sun, keeping people indoors for the climate crisis, 15 minute cities, you’d think that TANLINES are at risk of going extinct….

Lucky for you, consumerism will always win and they will always have a useless toxic product to let whores be the best whores they can be by staining their skin and giving themselves the illusion of a tanline without ever leaving the house…

I mean, why would you want to go outside in a bikini and do something active, connecting with nature, maybe laying by the pool or on the beach, going on a hike or a bikini clad bike ride, when you can just lather yourself in cancer causing chemicals that do the same thing, immediately, without the effort.

We are lazy, confused, misguided society, but at least we have our priorities straight when it comes to looking your best naked, something TANLINES make happen since they highlight the good parts….

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2023

09

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if the highlight of my career was when I realized the system was officially rigged because some teen choice awards bullshit was pushing Ashley Tisdale on me as the “Hottest Actress of the Year” or some shit…

I am pretty sure this was pre-nose job and an era where she would have never been considered the hottest girl in any room she walked into. Skinny and fit, sure, but HOT, impossible…

Sure, people bought into the propaganda because people are dumb and buy into all propaganda about anything, buying shit they don’t need, putting themselves in harms way because they are told to…despite their mom’s telling them “If your class jump off the bridge, do you? NO, because you are your own person”….no one is their own person, we are all on the fucking grid dialled in.

Anyway, as much as I hated on Tisdale, I’d always say that since she was fit, she’d age out alright, since the non fit girls will age out fat and at a certain point in aging out, their faces are basically all mangled, either with fillers or with old lady face, so the body’s what you should LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE to.

Here is Tisdale’s ass all these years later, UGLY WATCH CONTINUES, and I guess it’s better than it could be for a mom her age, HOWEVER that’s definitely not an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, I mean THONG bikini, what is she hispanic?

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2023

09

Feb

Charli XCX Thinks She’s Hot of the Day

I saw some story over the last few days about Charli XCX that went viral, so it was probably for marketing purposes, but the truth is she probably feels this way in her soul that she sold to the devil to finally go viral after a decade of being some fat chick in a leotard no one noticed, playing night clubs and malls, despite having big tits….

She said something like:

“Me not being nominated for a grammy for Crash is like Mia Goth not being nominated for an Oscar for Pearl and only further proves that people don’t wanna see hot evil girls thrive,”

Clearly, you have to think you’re hot to get out there and do what these idiots do, you have to think you’re evil to justify selling your soul to the devil, or for doing all the gross shit you need to do to get mainstream, even though she’s really some candy coated self involved trash who looks like Amy Winehouse clown at the county fair in the UK where they are both from.

Clearly, she’s sad that she wasn’t nominated, despite trying so hard, even though the Grammys are for faggots and don’t matter, these people hate being left out….no matter how hard they say “those awards are irrelevant”…..while trying her hardest to be a top tier popstar…it’s kind of a mixed message.

Yeah, the Grammys are shit, bought and paid for awards, but that’s not why they snubbed her, the snubbed her cuz she’s shit too…and not becasue she’s HOT, or EVIL, or NOT BLACK or PLUS SIZED enough…..

She does have tits though….

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2023

09

Feb

Britney Spears Crop Top of the Day

Burt Bacharach may be dead, you can say a little prayer for him, a little RIP MOTHERFUCKER , thanks for the commercial love songs all those years….

But Britney Spears isn’t….however her friends and family are apparently scared she’s going to die, which I call predictive programming, since she’s already dead.

You know, you need to massage the news into the general public who don’t follow this shit gently, you have to let them think she’s totally off the rails, that she’s lost her mind, so that when they do release her death, you’ve had all kinds of preparation and accept it as obvious fact, instead of thinking she was killed by her handlers or the industry.

The whole Free Britney thing felt like a contrived scam to me, in part because no one cared for decades, but all of a sudden went out with protest songs and protest signs….

The whole FREE Britney, you know now that she’s “Free” because of the hard work the FREE BRITNEY movement did for her, consistently feels like she’s in fucking prison….starring in a be-heading video from a cave somewhere.

She’s rarely in content outside her house, the content she is in seems like it was shot on a different generation phone, you know you can make actual movies on the new iphones apparently, I mean I wouldn’t know mines old as shit….but I am not Britney Spears who gets gifted these kinds of things.

I don’t even know if the person in the video is the OG Britney, there’s a lot of markers that scream body double, but even that may be too far fetched, so if we do just forget the conspiracies and accept the narrative they are telling us, she still seems like she’s shackled in the Britney prison.

If she was truly free, she’d be having a far better time than this reclusive weirdness, but I’ll still watch the soap opera unfold, I got nothing better to do, and it’s “BRITNEY SPEARS” bitch.

Here she is in a GOLD DRESS….

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