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2013

09

Jul

Nicole Richie is Kinda Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

Despite that fact that everything in me…I’m talking right down to my fucking core…including but not limited to my fucking soul…wants to hate this Nicole Richie bikini pictures, but she just looks so fit, thin and tiny and I really kinda like it.

She’s a mom of 2, she’s naturally not very hot at all and all my interactions with her from back in the DJ AM days when I was forced to hang with her, she’s been nothing but straight fucking cunt, but for some reason, a reason I call expensive natural looking implants, I want to stepfather her useless brat children…

I mean this vagina has seen some much and now I want to see it, and while I wait for it, I’ll just stare at the bikini pics.

I hate myself more than I already do for endorsing this girl, but bikinis do that to me….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2013

09

Jul

Minnie Driver Bikini Bottoms of the Day


There is very little amazing going on in these pics…I mean really the only amazing thing I see happening here is how willing I am right now to eat Minnie Driver’s asshole for days…when instinctively I should be disgusted by it…I mean she’s not 18-22, her uterus isn’t fresh, but rather slightly used, yet I am still willing to explore the depths of her soul via her labia…I guess because I fuck disgusting things when they come along and usually I fuck them without a condom…as I am a firm believe that not all pussy is created equally, but all pussy deserves to be fucked equally, because otherwise it would have been born a set of testicles…even if it looks like a set of testicles…all deflated and dangling…

I guess this is just putting me to the test of how low I would go – which is really low…so low that Minnie Driver is on the higher end of the asses I’d be willing to eat…maybe in the top 1 percent.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Minnie Driver

2013

09

Jul

Rita Ora’s Bikini by the Pool of the Day

I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that.

I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours…

I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed….

Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

09

Jul

Lea Michele in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

This is weird. I am supposed to mock Lea Michele’s face and call her the dude from Glee. That’s my play on her, that’s kinda how I view her and treat her, you know pretend that she’s the Transgendered one to cover all their bases of LGBT, Ethnic, Retarded, to make a get along gang of freaks and rejects, that in and of itself mock freak and rejects, but that the world view as a modern take on accepting all of God’s children equally, something Hollywood is totally fucking against…

But for some reason, a reason I call squeezing her tits together in a bikini and showing off her tight little ass, I fucking love this shit…bad face or not, she’s won me over…and it was an easy thing to do.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lea Michele

2013

09

Jul

Lucy Collett Big Boobs for NUTS of the Day

This just in…Lucy Collett has big tits…and she’s pretending to take selfies of them in some photoshoot for a Lad Mag that doesn’t really need to be doing any commentary on the whole selfie shit, but rather just focus on what’s important, and what her worth and value is, and that’s her monster tits…tits I would like to travel on, they just look that comfortable…much better than the lumpy pillow I found on moving day in the dumpster that smells like a mix between Fabreze and Death….

Here are some pics.

Posted in:Lucy Collett|NSFW

2013

09

Jul

Rachel Bilson for Cosmo of the Day

Rachel Bilson is attempting to remind us that she still exists and she’s doing it in Cosmo, which to me is entirely the wrong way of doing things, but in Rachel Bilson’s defense, she’s always chosen the wrong fucking way to do anything, from getting engaged to some weird Canadian and moving to a farm in the middle of nowhere with him instead of milking her TV starlet fame for another TV star gig, or even by slitting out a little flashing panty with the rest of her peers, when I like the think she should have…I mean her thigh is the most skin we’ve seen from her in what must be a decade, I guess she’s starting to get the hang of things, you know dipping her toe in to get it a little wet, before the nude scenes come, but I think that’s wishful thinking and the only nudity anyone will get of her will be on the Delivery room table, when she’s having her first kid in her career as mom…nothing hot in that, unless you’re a lonely weirdo. Which I can assume you are…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2013

09

Jul

Shawn Johnson’s See Through to Bra of the Day

Gymnasts, like swimmers, and really all professional Olympic athletes that are half naked in leotards jacked up their cunts all day, are perverts…you know down to fuck, ready to be half naked, all thanks to a life of showering with each other, and being on the world stage bending in ways you would want her hormonally modified vagina bending on your dick…

So seeing her bra in some random pic isn’t pornographic, especially considering every girl, even the most prudish girl, wearing these sheer tops and black bras everywhere I go, but luckily I’m old school and bras are still something naughty to me, so that every time I see one worn as outerwear, I think…”slut, get over here and sit on Santa’s lap”… in this fantasyI’m dressed in a santa suit..in case you were wondering. It’s not really my fetish, but I guess it is now…No Pedo.

Posted in:Shawn Johnson

2013

09

Jul

Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova are topless models, who I guess are getting too famous for their own good, because their topless modelling is still topless, but more strategic and without nipples, like they were Angelina Jolie.

It is like the Safe For Work, candy-coated topless that isn’t even topless even though it is topless, that is normally reserved for girls who don’t get topless, but instead is being used with topless models who only exist from being topless.

The whole thing feels like a spit in the face, like when you friend a stripper, who refuses to strip for you when you’re hanging out, even though that is her job, acting like it is above her, even though she’s a fucking stripper…

Either way, whatever this is Page 3, it is a fail….

Posted in:Rosie Jones|Sabine Jemeljanova

2013

09

Jul

Kendall Jenner Paddleboards in a Bikini Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out to the Paparazzi now that Kim is indisposed…unfortunately not disposed in the dumpster with her baby outside of prom…assuming she ever went to high school.

They are using the young hot one as a diversion from the old fat one getting her fat sucked out of her so that they can sell “Post Baby Body Bikini Pics”…

But what I don’t understand is why these bikini pics, lack bikini bottoms, are they being tame now that the mom is getting criticism for promoting teen ass…you know wait for her 18th birthday to make a pornstar out of her that will be marketed as a victim as well as a “barely legal”…cuz it’s all about the money and people talking people…at least we hope the bitch mom is still that desperate cuz it’ll make for good times…

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

09

Jul

Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day

I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit…

Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world…

I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in.

Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.

Posted in:Beyonce