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2013

02

Jul

Crazy Parasail Accident in Florida of the Day

I never trust stupid beach activities usually run by retards, but I am not the norm. Most people blindly jump into things…like these teens who got detached from the boat and slammed into a building.

I was going to say if you’re in Florida, worst things could happen than your parasail detaches from the boat and slams you into a building, like the fact that you are in Florida …

I mean there’s a reason why the trailer park ceilings are too low to hang yourself …and more importantly why meth is so popular there.

But the story isn’t funny, the girls are teens from Indiana, they have critical injuries and they are fighting for their lives, all because a stupid activity that was meant to be fun.

Apparently, they need money for their Medical expenses, I don’t know if this is a legit page or not, so be careful whenever sending money on the internet…but if you want to help the girls out DONATE HERE

I am a modern day saint. I like using my internet powers for good not evil.

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Jul

Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

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Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD….

I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment.

The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…

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2013

02

Jul

Elle Macpherson Booty Peak for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to.

Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched…

So she brought light to a very dark place.

It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense…

Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on…

These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

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2013

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Looks Nude in this Shoot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a teenage reality star, who at 17, has said she’d give away her reality show fame, if she could trade it all in to be a bikini model…

Which is hilarious because she is only a reality TV star because her sister is a pornstar with a strategic mom who was well positioned to stage and spin the porn into a money making empire….

But not as hilarious as the fact that I just analyzed Kendall Jenner’s career, or even the fact that I know who Kendall Jenner is. I guess that’s just proof that EVIL is winning…

The fact is that she’s closer to 18 than 17 and if you’ve ever been 17, you know not much changes between fucking at 17 and fucking at 18, but for some reason the law thinks it does…If you’re in Canada, 16 is legal..and despite the hot tight bodies, 17 is very annoying to try to talk to or hang with, making them not worth having sex with even when you’re allowed…because the “taboo” or a oppressive government telling you what you can and can’t have sex with being lifted, allows you to see the light with clear mind….

What isn’t legal anywhere, is nude pics of someone who is under 18, meaning these pics of her in some magazine called KURV are probably clothed, but they sure want you to think otherwise, and it is safe to say her mom is behind this, she’s a seasoned pimp, and knows how it is done..

So here’s a preview of the bikini modelling that is sure to happen, from this tall, lean, kardashian demon.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

02

Jul

Francia Raisa Bikini Booty of the Day

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You may not know who Francia Raisa is, you know maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you….and maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us…

And you may not know which one of these girls is Francia Raisa, the star of those hits, but you know what, they are all in bikinis, and they are all under 25, and that makes them all worth staring at, even they aren’t on TV and work the fucking grocery store…you see, cuz bitches in bikinis fucking matter bro.

Posted in:Francia Raisa

2013

02

Jul

The Helen Flanagan Bikini Fail I Call a Win of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a UK Soap Star turned Glamour Model…and the people at NUTS, being TITTY Obessed journalists, have published a couple of pics of what they are saying are her first full tit exposed pics, but based on the direction of her career, from Soap Star to Glamour Model…the only logical step for her would be to go from Glamour Model to Pornstar…

I don’t really know what she’s doing and I’m not complaining, because I like busty young girls topless as much as the next guy, especially when they were once on TV, but normally they only end up topless because they need to pay rent, you know cuz all has failed. They are not getting topless because they just want to be topless, because that being on TV has nothing on being topless in magazines…and despite the whole thing being awesome, it is totally fucking weird and makes no sense…

I’ll still stare at the pics, cuz I am not her career councillor, but I should be at a local high school cuz my advice would always look a lot like this…or stripping…or cam girl..cuz it’s all about making money as easily as possible…

The fact remains that I never heard of her when she was on TV, but I have now that she’s doing this, so maybe she’s got it all figured out, and I like the way she’s doing it.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW

2013

02

Jul

Raica Oliveira in her Bikini at a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

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Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing….

She’s 29, which is pretty old as fuck, especially for a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s pretty accomplished, she’s probably had sex with Adam Levine or Leonardo DiCaprio, they all do, and she’s’ looking good in her bikini for this shoot. I’m a fan, which isn’t saying much, cuz she’s wearing a bikini, so obviously I’m a fan. That’s all it takes.

TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI HOT BIKINI MODELING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Raica Oliveira

2013

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

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Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them…

Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts….

Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BUSTING OUT OF HER SHORT SHORTS IN A NOT SO HOT WTF IS SHE THINKING WAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2013

02

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

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This is for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….and I feel like a few of these bathing suit pics don’t quite hit the mark. I mean 4 year old girls building sand castles at the beach show more skin…this is some “We’re moms in our 30s and can’t look like sluts with the other moms at our babies swim class” look…you know or it is like some orthodox christian, jewish or muslim, friendly bathing suits, because even they have to swim sometimes…

Speaking of Religious women, when walking the dog, I saw a young Rabbi and his religious wife, who was wearing the wig, and skirt down to past her knees, in a little AMISH style collared shirt, looking relatively wholesome, so I stared at her tits, then back at her, and winked, to remind her what being a woman is all about, and that’s turning me the fuck on…even when you’re in it for God, wholesome as shit, I know deep down, there lives a slut…there always does…

The good news with this shoot is that Harper’s Bazaar, got a little more european, and put her in a little less clothes, even if it’s not quite European enough for this pervert, I can always find a way to make it work.

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2013

02

Jul

Lucy Hale’s “Hot” Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

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Lucy Hale posted this hilarious ass pic to instagram that I can only assume is her posing with her handicapped sibling, trying got share some of the attention she is getting, you know because she’s a nice sister like that…or maybe her intentions are more in line with the fact that she’s some tween celebrity pushing 25, who probably has a team of people, a lot of money, and a shitty attitude, who knows that posing with her fat friend, or weird shaped friend, will just make her look all the hotter. I mean these celebrities, even if you’ve never heard of them, know what they are doing, that’s why they are at the level of success they are at, so assuming they don’t know the most obvious way to make themselves look hotter…

It is easier than make-up, or fitness and it is the same move so many girls in clubs pull, it is the same move that usually leads to me having sex with a fat friend, because the fat friend demands some of the attention the hot friend I want to have sex with is getting…I think it is just female instinct to hang with uglier chicks…so I wouldn’t put it past this Lucy Hale character…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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