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2013

04

Jul

Nakita_Lynn is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nakita_Lynn is today’s DSFCam Girl of the Day….mainly because this clip of her shaving a dildo and talking about shaving cock is just next level insane…making her the kind of girl I would probably never let near my cock with a razor, no wait, the kind of girl I’d totally let near my cock with anything…she’s just won me over..and not just cuz she gets naked on cam for a job, but because she’s fun.

Here’s another clip of her talking about her asshole…cuz she’s the best…


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2013

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Happy July 4th You Fucking Low Life Perverts…..

Here are some stepLINKS…for the one of you who has no family, is all alone and has nothing else to do over the Holiday than click links…as you slowly waste away….

For the rest of you, get AIDS, unwanted pregnancy, BBQ and BBW if the hot chicks are spoken for.

ENJOY.

Hey Jerks – Don’t Forget About Lohan
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Some Seriously Amazing Booty Cuz it’s Wednesday
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Aubrey O’Day Lookin’ As Disgusting as Always – She’s Expired.
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Some of the Famous People at some Beyonce Event Include Lea Michele’s Penis
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Horrible Lifeguard…
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Brazilian Idiot Eats Mentos and Chugs Coke
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Perfectly Placed Pasties….
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Suzanne Quast’s Busty Bikini Pics
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Ashlin is a Whore in a Lacy, Sheer Top
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Ass Crack
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Jennifer Lawrence and Rihanna Together…How Cute…But Not Really.
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Easily Scared Co-Worker
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Hot Redhead in a Bikini
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20 Year Old Sofia Vergara Getting a Massage in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook Upskirt
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Rosario Dawson Nude in Trance
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Ambyr Childers in Lingerie for Esquire
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Kaley Cuoco Getting her Nails Done for You Weirdos…
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Crystal Reed See Through Dress
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Staged Bikini Fail
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The Pen-Brella
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50 Interesting Facts about the 50 States
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Hot Naked Chick Sun Tanning
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Sexiest Countries in the World
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Victoria Silvstedt’s In a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking Around in Shorts
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Big Brother UK TITTIES!!
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Sex Against a Window Can Kill
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Some Girl Strips Down with her Bike
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I Like the Faces Rihanna Makes
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Rosamund Pike Lookin’ Hot for Esquire UK
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Jay Z Cries About his Daughter in this Promo – Cuz He Knows Beyonce’s Got Him Trapped
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Gwen Stefani Belly Shirt…
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Who’s The Biggest Asshole?
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A Whole Lot of Selfies.
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An Amputee and her Lego-Leg
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Beware of Humping Cowboys
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Excavator Fail
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Alec Baldwin Quit Twitter- And Acting…
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Reese Witherspoon Ruins Yoga Pants
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Chrissy Teigan Fucking Sucks in Vegas Magazine – Low Level Work for Low Level Pussy
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So Much Free Pussy Getting Naked On Cam – You Can Lost In This…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Has Fun with a Vacuum Cleaner
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Hot Webcam Dance With Huge Tits
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Slutty Sisters Share Everything!
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Hipsters Bang in the Back of a Cab
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Cam Dance Weirdness
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Pumped Up Pussy
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Teen Getting Naked for Money
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Big Tits on Cam
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Hot Revenge Video
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Sex on the BEach
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Girl Sticks Brush in her Ass
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Chubby DP
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Paddleboards in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken….

The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself…

It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism..

Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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2013

03

Jul

Christina Aguilera May Be Getting Fit, But Her Ass Is Confused of the Day

Christina Aguilera reminds us that making fun of a fat bitch, works.

It is something that parents at school and the media call bullying, something they are aggressively campaigning against because a few gay kids and a fat weirdo killed themselves, making it a fucking national crisis, despite it being part of human nature, and even seen in the animal world, with primates and shit, but we’re civilized and need to keep our shit talking or telling people they are inadequate to our fucking selves, or else we will get arrested…

Bullying works…and if it didn’t, why would this pig be hitting the gym daily, cuz clearly she was into being fat, and even tried to take ownership on it, before it became too much for her to handle, and I’m not just talking about the elastic waistband of her pants, I’m talking her soul…

So now she’s getting fit, but her ass is in a state of confusion, as it bounces around in leggings trying to figure out what it all means, is it meant to be fat, or round, or flat, it just doesn’t know what’s going on, and for some reason I find it fascinating to stare at.

Follow X-Tina’s lead, choose life, not diabetes.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
#cyberbully.


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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2013

03

Jul

Doctor’s In Russia Have Good Bedside Manners of the Day

Apparently, this anesthesiologist from Russia was on a 36 hour shift. He was checking up on some post-surgery when this patient started running his mouth off.

Instead of sucking it up and knocking the patient out with meds, you know “accidentally” giving him too much to survive, he punched the guy in the face and chest, which to me is better than killing him, but still funny, because doctors aren’t supposed to do that…not even in Russia, where the men are stronger and can handle this kind of thing…or not…because apparently the patient died after this….I guess punching someone in the chest right after bypass surgery isn’t good for them…

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Jul

Anna Ewers for Vogue Brazil of the Day

This shoot of Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite.

The pics are not very exciting, I mean it’s almost shitty amateur shit you’d expect to see in the weekly flyer in the back of the local newspaper…even if it is for Vogue..some prestigious magazine that is not supposed to fail…even if they fail every month by not getting these eager models trying to get ahead spread eagled like shit was Penthouse in the 70s…

But shitty shoot or not, Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers carries it nicely, mainly cuz I want to have sex with her…but in her defence, I want to have sex with all things with a vagina, no matter how gross said vagina is. It’s a bit of a problem…a problem I’m dealing with one vagina at a time. Sometimes two…If I’m lucky or can afford it.

Posted in:Anna Ewers

2013

03

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Silly Implants are Funny of the Day

I’m ready for Courtney Stodden to be the next FARRAH ABRAHAM BACKDOOR TEEN MOM …because you know when you start out your celebrity, no matter how low level it is, as a teen bride, even if it is a lie…and you’re really an ex hooker in her 30s…and you blossom into a comic character of a girl…who must be broken to do this to herself..you know the big stupid tits and fake everything, trying to be a sex symbol…the sex tape is not far off. YAY. I’m ready for it.

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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

03

Jul

Ali Stephens for Glamour France August 2013 of the Day

Ali Stephens is some 22 year old tall model from Utah, who was discovered shopping in Salt Lake City. She has pretty much worked with ever major designer and company…but I’ve never heard of her, but even if I have, I don’t remember her, because one man can’t be on top of so many women I’ve never met, especially when I have much better things to worry about, like getting as drunk as possible, leaving any morals or values at the door, to fully embrace poor decision making…not that I have any morals or values, but you get what I am saying, and that is that Ali Stephens looks alright for Glamour France…but she’s not very topless enough to make it truly fashion or French, but I’ll post it anyway, cuz you can’t go wrong with some tall skinny girl dressed in silly costumes in various poses, especially when at least one of those pics involves a bikini top…yes my life is that pathetic. But Ali Stephens, her life is awesome…She’s at the top of her game…

I don’t know if these are all pics of her, I have facial recognition blindness, but if they are, this magazine really milked her as hard as they could…one magazine shouldn’t have this many pics with one model..

Posted in:Ali Stephens

2013

03

Jul

Kelly Brook Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Kelly Brook is known for her AMAZING fat tits and fat ass Glamour Model who spent the last 20 years of her life getting topless in pictures in efforts to make it…but I know her for her VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US WHILE COVERED IN HER ABORTION …one of her weirder shoots that I guess was her way of saying “I’m 35, I was pregnant, but I still have another round in me, and I’m not gonna let this baby get me down”…in what is almost tribal or insane….but then again, maybe I am wrong…and maybe her abortion was a miscarriage, a well planned miscarriage…right as her career peaked..

Well, apparently she doesn’t mind showing her panties, which isn’t that shocking, considering she doesn’t mind showing her labia…


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

03

Jul

Samantha Gradoville Modeling Some Lingerie of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is an American model who is getting more and more famous because every once in a while, Fashion needs an American girl, especially when she doesn’t look like the typical American…

She’s put in serious work, if by work I mean she’s been TOPLESS for fashion HERE , HERE , and HERE

The kind of hard work I appreciate because it isn’t work at all but as long as we pretend it is, we can convince chicks to participate in this kind of sleaze…

Posted in:Samantha Gradoville