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2013

14

Jun

Rihanna Instagrams Her Favorite Slutty Concert Pics of the Day

Rihanna posted these pics on instagram, even though we all know it is not actually Rihanna who is posting these pics to instagram, but it is her handlers who run her shit, because she is a business, a brand, and empire, and some uneducated trash from Barbados is just not capable of handling the shit, she’s more about being the dancing monkey on stage, not because she’s black, but because they give her money, and it allows her to be the most important person in Barbados and that works for her small minded hustle….

But it is nice to see what her people think are her best, most representative images of the slut, even though I’m sure they all hate her, and would want to post the pics of her spread asshole, but the economy is shit, the job is too good, and they get to brag about being associated with such greatness, because the world is full of groupies…

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2013

14

Jun

Emily Blunt Ass in Workout Pants of the Day

Emily Blunt is some 30 year old chick from the UK who has a rocking ass in her spandex pants, but that’s probably nothing worth celebrating, because even fat chicks have good ass in gym pants…it is a lie that I approve of because it allows me to get turned on by random chicks I will never see naked, because it hides all their flaws and squeezes their shit proper…I know, revolutionary….


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2013

14

Jun

DEVIL WOMAN of the Day

If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces.

In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool…

It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family.

So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson.

The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Jun

Hot Criminal of the Day

Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal.

Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store.

I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit.

I think I’m in love.

If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figured out where it all went wrong for me. At 15 or 16, I realized that anything you can think of, no matter how weird, awkward, uncomfortable, disgusting, creepy, insane, psychotic, that you can possibly thing of…I’m talking the most vile shit humanly possible, and even shit not humanly possible…

Someone has jerked off to it.

Here are some morning links…

Busty Girls – All Squishy and Shit…
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Robert Downey Jr Ruined a Kids Life…
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Lindsay Lohan Throwback Bikini Pics
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Cat Survives Boa Constrictor
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I want to anal Miley’s Mom
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Cat Plays the Drums
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Thongs to Make You Happy
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Anne V Hot in Elle Russia
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In Russia…Death is Scared of Russians.
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This Dude Dancing at the E3 Expo is Hilarious
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Base Jump Mishap!
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Sandstorm Video of the Day
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One Direction is Releasing a Line of Nail Polish – Makes Sense.
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Farrah Abraham Getting Implants is More Lively Than Farrah Abraham in Porn
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The Creepy Peeper Set to Music Will Make Your Day
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, like the last of my sperms are sending a message to my brain, that despite being a dude, there’s little time left, cuz I just got a boner watching pregnant chicks doing Yoga in the park…and normally I fear the shit….

Here are some stepLINKS…while I cope with this revelation through drink.

Justin Timberlake’s Nose is a Tit
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Kate Upton “Acting” in a bikini
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Girls Who Aren’t in a Bra
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2013 Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition
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Massive Flash Flood Video
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The Tonight Show is Changing its Name in 2014
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Beyonce as an Anorexic Model….
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Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding in the Best Possible Way
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Rita Ora Panty Flash!
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All Tough On The Outside, All Pussy On The Inside.
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12 More Reasons Why You Need to Visit Japan
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Nicky Hilton Pokies!
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Get Yourself a Stipper Pole To Have the Best Fucking Entertainment in the GO

5 Modern Problems Superman Can’t Defend
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Kate Upton Gets Ridden Like the Bull that she Is – ON Set
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Kate Middleton is Dressed Horribly
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Crazy Girls at the Russian Clubs
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Hot Bitches Showing Off Their Hot Tan Lines
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Porn for the Ladies -> How To Fold a Shirt in Less Than 2 Seconds
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Some Freak Bitch With the Skinniest Waist Ever
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather? Model or Actor…
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Mia Wasikowska Naked in Stoker
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Are You Taking a Video?
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Ferrari Knocks Every Down…
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Kate Middelton is Having her Baby Under Hypnosis
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I am in love with this ass on the beach…
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Man Calls Police Cuz His Hooker Was Ugly
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Cam With Her Webcams…..
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Idiot Eats a Light Bulb
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What is the Best Cut of Steak
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The Greatest Phone Conversation in Movie History
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Lian Schreuder is a Half Naked Babe
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Miley Making Sex Faces
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Kate Upton Struggles To Contain Her Big Tits In Her Small Bikini
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Letterman Loves Drums
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This Dog is Not The Smartest
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Awesome White Girls Twerks Pantsless
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The Deputy of the CIA is a HUGE Pervert
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The Car Selfie!
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That’s Some Good Shit…Smoked the fuck Out…
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Miley is wearing some CRAZY pants.
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A Really Boring as Fuck Catalog Shoot
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Uses a Drill-Do on Her Friend
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Lesbian Canbibal Fuck Fest
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Hot Blonde Sex
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Some Big Titties Masturbate
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This Girl Bangs a Sex Machine
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REady To Drop Porn!
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Creepy Asian Cam Girl
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Teen Hides Her Panties in a Weird Place
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Hey There Deliliah – I Like The Way You Spread That Pussy
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Multi Tasking Cam Girl!
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Jun

Kate Upton is a Beached Whale in a White Bikini of the Day

As you may or may not know, 21 year old Kate Upton has seen better days. Unfortunately, pop culture hasn’t really caught onto how fat and weirdly shaped she is, and dudes everywhere thing her sloppy tits, weird hips, and dumpy ass are worth celebrating, making her one of the top paid Swimsuit models that even the fashion magazine are picking up, despite being as boring and horrible looking as she is.

That awkward body needs to be put out to pasture or shot for her meat…you know to feed a starving African village that loves chubby blonde girls with tits.

To me, she represents all that is wrong with hormones in the food. She’s got the obesity gene and despite fighting it off as hard as she can, obesity is winning, and bitch is a fucking bikini model…

I get people like curves, but these aren’t curves, this is like a fat girl who has melted into some kind of sloppy pile….

She’s now getting gigs in movies…it freaks me out…because I just don’t get it… Overrated, but in her defense, ugly chicks get laid too….they even get married…clearly dudes are easy to please but shit still confuses me…and here’s the reason why.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

13

Jun

Erin Heatherton’s Nipple of GQ Germany of the DAy

Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Victoria’s Secert model, Erin Heatherton, did a a shoot she’s meant to be doing for GQ Germany, that shows off her model tits.

You see, she makes a lot of money to mosey half naked, there should be a certain percentage of her work that involves her being fully naked, you know to get her the gig in the first place, and to give us something to cross reference when jerking off to her catalog pics…

In fact, Victoria’s Secret, if they were smart, would do a fully nude Catalog once a year, with all their girls spread out like this saying “what happens after you buy your bitch our shitty overpriced made in Bangladesh garbage”…because it would justify their salaries, generate hype, and really give us what we want, instead of forcing us to turn to GQ Germany to get it.

Here are her titties you have seen in a bra….not in a bra…I dig it.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|NSFW

2013

13

Jun

Reese Witherspoon is Mooning You of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is disgusting…so seeing her brat ass being flashed to the paparazzi like they were the Police and she was being arrested for hard drinking and driving and being an uncooperative cunt, is pretty much up her redneck new money alley, but it’s so unfortunate that it happened, I mean seeing so much lumpy flesh on the street is far past it’s expiration date. In fact, Reese Witherspoon, even at her peak, was a lumpy pile of fleshy shit, but the good news is that unlike sexy clothes on drunk or medicated women, this shit is a surefire rape deterrent, so I am gonna assume that’s what being done here…scientific research, like the clamp/claw/blade female condom that bites unwelcome cock, the hollywood bare ass edition.

Horrible.


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Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2013

13

Jun

Nadja Bender is Lovely in MUSE of the Day

Nadja Bender some model and I Love Her.

Unfortunately, for this magazine shoot, she is not showing her tits, but she is in a bikini, and like sex with a tranny is the gateway to gay sex, the bikini is the gateway to nude modelling.

Even though, like with all models, she’s already modelled nude and that is why she’s even in this magazine to being with…but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face til it was no longer healthy and considered a problem I needed to go to rehab or have an intervention for….

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