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2022

23

Dec

It’s Christmas. Fuck off. of the Day

It’s Christmas, find something better to do this weekend.

Figure your shit out man.

The internet is designed to RUIN your life.

Reconnect with tradition, family, Christ, gifting, receiving, doing better, being better, getting drunk, being a gentleman to the ladies in the lingerie stores and being called a pervert, you know….stop HIDING behind the computer, distracting yourself, when you have life worth living.

Merry Christmas you fucking scumbags, you are the gift that keeps on giving, not quite as fun as getting herpes, more of a burden than anything really, one of those gifts you give someone that requires effort and gives little joy in return, but without you, I’d have no purpose and would be forced to More Chillin’, which is what you should be doing this Christmas.

Merry Christmas To All and here are some Christmas sluts in action.

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2022

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas motherfuckers….

It’s the most wonderful time of year, but also one of the popular time for people to kill themselves in the family garage to leave a statement or to make a statement to the family that fucking annoys them. You know the gift of sadness and failure as a parent, always a good time….

I know, suicide is now mandated by the Canadian government, which takes all the excitement out of it, which is probably a good thing, because I think it’s far funnier to stay alive and to bring your family shame, disappointment, anger, regret on a yearly, if not daily basis….the killing of oneself is too permanent and you miss out on all the fun….

So I suggest that suicide is for losers and a better strategy to showcase your hate for your family, or you mental health issues, is to just come out as trans. Even more fun if you are married or have a significant other so you can now be in a gay relationship, unless you’re in a gay relationship and going trans turns you straight…..which they may appreciate….or if you get your significant other to transition with you so ya’ll can swap gender roles in the relationship…still straight, just weird…because the world is weird…

Now go find some last minute Christmas Shopping pussy to creep on, possibly fall in love with…it’s Christmas, make it count..if Santa doesn’t bring you what you want, make it happen for your damn self….and if you’re LUCKY you may end up a stepfather if you lurk the toy department and see some down on her luck mom trying to make Christmas right for their sad fatherliess kid….ready and willing for a hero like you to move in on them….

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night….

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Madison Pettis Christmas Lingerie
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Paige Spiranac White Christmas Golf
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Jordyn Jones Christmas Lingerie
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Amelia Gray Hamlin See Through
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Katy Perry Sea Caption Cleavage
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Brittney Palmer Brings the Christmas Spirit
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The World Cup Flashers were no Stoned to Death
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20 Things that can Make You Realize You’re Not Young Anymore
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Girl with Braces in a One Piece
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How to make gingerbread cookies
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Cristy Ren Flaunts the Body
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Charlie Murphy Naked in Halo
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a See Through Bra
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Ashley Benson Booty Selfie
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Old School Honda Revs
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Clearest Picture of the Moon
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Caroline Vreeland is Sexy Mrs Claus
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Lions Fan Shows No Mercy Tailgating with his Wife
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Bikini Girl Takes a Walk
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Izabel Goulart on Vacation Looking Hot
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Izabel Goulart in a Thong
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How the 737 Disintegrates Mid-Flight
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Looking at America on Google Earth
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Kylie Jenner Working it for the Camera in lace
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Gronk is a Christmas Elf
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Destructive Act at Miami Airport
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News Anchor Laughs at Worst Police Sketch
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Argentina Fans on a Plane
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You can buy the Mansion Harry and Meghan Fimed their Doc
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Generator Catches Fire
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Cindy Mello Hits the Slopes
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How to Look Like Jennifer Lopez
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Gracie Hunt Loves Christmas in her Red Dress
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World Trade Center Winder Washers get Rescued
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Helmet Cam of Jack Newman’s Rally Driving
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Lana Del Rey Calls Out Ex on Billboard
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Cutting Things with a Knife Attaached to the Hydraulic Press
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Launching Cars off a Cliff
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Kylie Jenner Suspect She’s in a Lesbian Relationship
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Wrestler Mandy Rose has Almost Made a Million Dollars in 1 Week
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Nude Josephine Skirver Censors Herself
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How to Wash a Bald Head in Outer Space
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Train Crashes into a Semi Truck
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Chiefs Superfan is a Serial Bank Robber
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Tracee Ellis Ross is Thirst Trapping in a Bikini
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Chase Sui Wonders May be Pete Davidson’s New Piece
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Noah Cyrus on the Streets
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Dakota Johnson and her Bags
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Fitness Outfit
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Hailee Steinfeld Looking Hot
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Katheryn Winnick in a photoshoot
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Mariah Carey in Concert
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Hot Titty Selfie
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Christmas Fuck
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Sumo Belly.- a Sex Tape Tragedy
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5 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Lilypad is the Amateur!
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Mindblowing Tits
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The Least Gay Way to Drink Seltzer
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Perverted Christmas Party
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17 People Having a Shit Day
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Christmas Titty Show
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The Sounds of Love
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Big Tits on a small girl
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Huge Tit Running
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Giulia Wylde Drops her Underwear
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Big Titty Girl
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Mara Blake in Pantyhose
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Friend’s Aunt Gets Fucked
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Sky Stripping
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Girlfriend Gets it From Another man
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2022

22

Dec

Denise Richards’ Sad Christmas Cheer of the Day

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Denise, more like DENUSE get it? DE-NUSED up.

I’ve been thinking of that one all day, how did it do?

The old lady who was once ravaged vaginally and likely anally by HIV Positive Charlie Sheen…..and

Decorating the sad Christmas Tree, with gifts we will assume are empty boxes, because why the fuck else would an old lady be selling nudes, clearly she’s in financial ruins, maybe the AIDS meds cost a lot every month, or maybe she’s just a heathen who gets off being barely scandalous….but thank Christmas for photoshop….

I like to follow DEN-USED-UP on her weird ass retirement project….maybe I’m the weird one.

Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night!

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2022

22

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Tis the fucking season for Santa to cum all over his red suit, or town, depending on how virile he is…..and the gift that keeps on giving is the thong, because not only is it a panty that prevents pantylines, and a torture device that most girls find wearing them painful, but they do it anyway, but it is also an underwear that barely covers the asshole, allowing people like us to see the asshole, knowing it is the window to a woman’s soul, without having to get them naked, but rather just needing to get them to bend over a pick up that dollar you dropped for them, since the only thong we’re seeing is at the strip club, and I guess on the internet.

So the thing is the gateway panty, to dabble in posting racy pics without getting nude, while still giving us the goods.

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2022

22

Dec

Kendall Jenner Bra of the Day

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Tis the fucking season for Santa to cum all over his red suit, or town, depending on how virile he is…..and the gift that keeps on giving is the thong, because not only is it a panty that prevents pantylines, and a torture device that most girls find wearing them painful, but they do it anyway, but it is also an underwear that barely covers the asshole, allowing people like us to see the asshole, knowing it is the window to a woman’s soul, without having to get them naked, but rather just needing to get them to bend over a pick up that dollar you dropped for them, since the only thong we’re seeing is at the strip club, and I guess on the internet.

So the thing is the gateway panty, to dabble in posting racy pics without getting nude, while still giving us the goods.

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Kendall Jenner is from a demonic, satanic, evil, self involved, vapid and disgusting, ugly, manipulative, used car salesman, anything for the cash, trashcan family…..so it’s only fitting she’d be wearing black in her holiday campaign, you know because satanic people don’t like the festive colors of the holidays, knowing they’ve done all they can to move away from it being a day to celebrate the birth of christ, but still not officially taking over as the demons they are.

Everything this family does is terrorism to society, destroying young girls, turning them into whores, putting all this importance on expensive things and money, and presenting it like “you’re a loser if you don’t have a private plain”….empty fucking humans.

The thing with satanics is they like to invest the truth, so there are stories that Kendall was Ken and they created Kendall, to pull a gag on all of us, laughing that the hot one was born with a cock.

I’ll still look at her with panties because if I don’t see the balls, or know there are balls, it works for me.

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2022

22

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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One of the best gifts of the internet, everyday, not just on Christmas, is the Titty Drop….because some smart motherfucker out there made a game out of flashing tits, likely a dude and now other girls see it as a challenge they must partake in.

I am sure that many first tit pics posted to the internet by randoms were doing the titty drop, because that’s how you get sucked into the dopamine release, make it a game, make it a challenge, make it a fucking bell and whistle slot machine jackpot and if the tits stand the test of titty drops, they can move onto bigger things like self-fisting videos for money.

The point is, introduce the family to titty drops this holiday, all the big tits will love it, the little tits feel unable to participate, but as a small penis owner, you don’t need a porn dick to humiliate yourself trying to have sex, you just go for it and hope for the best….so don’t like tiny tits thwart the titty drop dreams!

Here are some titty drops.

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2022

22

Dec

Kerry Katona Tits of the Day

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Kerry Katona is bringing the Christmas spirit while looking like a fucking nightmare before Christmas, rocking her Cross for Jesus, so you know that she’s righteous…..

If you don’t remember Kerry Katona, she was in a pop band called Atomic Kitten in the UK….she went onto reality shows….she’s now 42 and seemingly selling nudes because that’s what you do when you’re old, demented, and ready to cash in before it’s too late….not that the nudes are new, she was posing for Page 3 at 17, CRIMINAL…she also got a breast reduction in 2008 from a 32GG to an E and showed those off….so it makes sense she’d keep the fans happy, even if she’s a little old for that kind of behavior….

But like granny always said at Christmastime, iff the tits are out, jerk off to them…..wise granny…now put your shirt back on.

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2022

22

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines baby…

You may or may not be hitting the tropical resort to stare at bitches in bikinis getting tanlines.

You may be one of those do the covid test before leaving the house wearing 5 masks and a face shield because your 7 vaccines haven’t given you aggressive cancer yet…so why not get more….so going to tropical vacations isn’t really in the cards since you don’t leave the house….

You may just be broke as shit and can’t afford to hit the cruise you always wanted to….

So this is a taste of tanlines, since you don’t need any of those things, hell, you don’t even need a sun for tanlines, you just need some sluts willing to get naked to show the good parts contrasting the tanned parts….not for the vitamin D the sun provides, but for a different kind of D, the kind that pays them…..

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2022

22

Dec

Festive Yoga Onesie and Other Youtube Shorties of the day

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Winter Yoga Pose

High Kick to Splits

Arcade Ass

Ass in a Miniskirt

Strong Thighs

Showing the Belly

Shining Ass

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2022

21

Dec

Rainey Qualley See Through of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is showing off her titties in some weird bodysuit, which I think is a pretty generous thing for her to share this holiday season.

She’s a 30 something year old singer and child of a celebrity, her sister does the whole acting thing and as in a few movies, no thanks to her mom I am sure, but Rainey is more into the whole music thing, because she’s born in the mountains of Asheville, where along with craft and trendy farm to table overpriced food experiences to tourists, comes some HILLBILLY culture, not that her music is country, but it fucking should be, since country is fucking life…and actually HER life….so it’d be a better angle.

Anyway, Andie MacDowell’s done alright teaching this one the important things in life, gifting the perverts some tits this holiday season and I’m into it, but I also find Rainey Qualley hot regardless of her showing her tits, so that’s probably why I feel like Christmas miracles are happening…

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