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2013

31

May

Cassie Makes Esquire Good of the Day

There was a time many years ago that the Cassie and Rihanna nude pics were released at the exact same time on the exact same day….where Cassie, who was Puff Daddy’s girl and probably still is, and Rihanna who was Jay-Z’s girl, went titty and booty to titty and booty, and despite Cassie coming out on top, with the far hotter look and feel and tender touch, Rihanna still sky rocketed to super fame….

Well, it looks like Cassie and her Diddy team are stepping up their game before she turns 40 years old, cuz they got her up in Esquire and I wouldn’t mind being up in her…but in my defence – I’ve always wanted to bang a hot black girl but never have because they all ignore me like snobs, making them some forbidden fruit I probably hold in higher esteem than I should…but after looking at these pics again, she’s good any color.

Posted in:Cassie

2013

31

May

Adrienne Curry in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Adrienne Curry is the kind of woman who if was in a plane crash, I doubt would even make the news. I mean unless it was CNN, then they’d dedicate a week of programming to her to distract the people from real world issues.

She is totally irrelevant, she’s not even hot, her fan base has slowly gone from the one person who remembers her from the first season of the Top Model show, to a gang of virgin losers from the internet, who ultimate make her think she’s relevant…when really she’s just some bottom feeding clown….but at least she’s in a bikini.

Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2013

31

May

Miley Cyrus and Snoop Lion Video of the Day

so Hip Hop Miley’s new branding so the world doesn’t view her as some plastic, bullshit, popstar, even though Hip Hop is the new Britney Spears and every asshole in Middle America is tweaking and singing along to the hip hop stars, it’s just got a little more street cred than when the Backstreet Boys were around and Hip Hop was still a little more underground and not being played on top 40 radio, or even in stores and Hip Hop shows involved riot squad and ambulances to pick up the shot broken thugs, not tweens who passed out from excitement for seeing DRAKE…

Here’s a pic of her belly hanging over her pants….in a sports bra type shirt…because even a fat Miley is a Miley I’d like to lick like an ice cream cone…and this motherfucker right here loves some fucking Miley Ice Cream…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

31

May

Ana Beatriz Barros All American for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t even know if these are pics of Ana Beatriz Barros or some other model from the same shoot, in fact, I don’t even know if I am posting pics of the same girl, white girls, even when from Brazil all look the same, more importantly, I have facial recognition blindness, cuz I am normally looking at their tits….

All this to say, whoever the model is, I like her weird as fuck poses and squatting drunk handicapped person who needs to take a shit stance…

That’s porn to me.

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2013

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The out pouring of girls who have reached out knowing that I am in florida has been too intense to manage. I wish their were more of me, or at least one of me with a dick that worked to take advantage of all these average looking drunk American girls…who are really not as obese as I expected…but who unfortunately think they are super models because they aren’t obese, like they are the “Hot ones”….at least the booze never lets me down, even if it is slowly killing me, at least it is killing me right.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending at the Waist
GO

The Gayest Picture of Colin Farrell Ever…
GO

Busy Phillipps is ABout to Explode or Star in Ready or Drop Porn
GO

The Sea of Monsters Trailer
GO

BMX Bike Tricks
GO

Pull UP Bar Fail
GO

The Michael Jackson of Cotton Candy
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Oprah Gets an Honorary Degree Because She Hasn’t Been Given Enough
GO

Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
GO

Samanth Gradoville in Latin Vogue Lookin’ Good.
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TONIGHT I WILL BANG A GIRL FROM THIS SITE –
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey Florida…the girls aren’t as fat, toothless, inbred and poor looking as I expected…In fact there are a lot of fit bitches with fake tits who look like they have a lot of bi-racial babies with their drug dealing boyfriend they met at the club they used to bar tend at…10 years earlier…before retiring and embracing the golden years…now let’s bang out….I’ll pretend I can make you famous if it helps…you lower your standards…..

Here is the stepLINKS

Rihanna Likes the Pain of Getting a Brazilian Wax…Obviously…
GO

Miley Cyrus Tweeted a Pic of Her in a Wedding Dress to Celebrate her Break Up with her Fiance She Pretended She Didn’t Break Up With
GO

Hey Girls Burn Your Bras!!! Here’s a Lot of Pics of Girls With No Bra
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Melissa Riso Sucking a Cake Pop….
GO

Don’t Fuck with Beyonce’s Ass…Seriously…That Shit is Evil….
GO

Isla Fisher See Thru to Bra
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Rihanna fan Says Rihanna’s Lipstick Gave Her Herpes – WTF
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Lauren Pope’s Bikini Cameltoe
GO

Emma Watson Talks BLING RING
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Giraffe Mating Fail
GO

Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
GO

Some Amazing Pool Shots
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The Ultimate Dance Compilation
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Two Hot Thai GIrls….on Webcam
GO

Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s got Huge Tits
GO

Eliza Doolittle in Some Hot Cut Out Outfit
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Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Pics Don’t End
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Patrick Stewart Ate His First Slice of Pizza at 72
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Take THAT Bitch!
GO

Bored Car Model – Spices Things Up
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Photograph Tattoo Fails….Amazing…
GO

Some Random Model You’ll Want to Bang in a Bikini
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Cassie Hot as Fuck for Esquire
GO

Animals Vs Mirrors
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A Cat in Boots
GO

Head Spin on a Tin Can
GO

20 GIFS of Exercise Mishaps
GO

Why Couldn’t This Dog Rip This Fucker Apart?
GO

Here’s an Amazing Mug Shot
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Oh Hi Jenna Haze in Lingerie
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Drunken Sex While Driving – Leads to Accident
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Julianne Hough Beater and Yoga Pants Showing Stomach
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Esquire Has Their Own TV Network
GO

Penelope Cruz’s Pregnant Belly
GO

These Tits are Substantial….
GO

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Bikini Titty Slip
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Brooke Burke Still Hot
GO

Headstand Beer Chug Fail
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian Has Been Getting Botox…I Think That’s the Least of her or her Baby’s Concerns
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Hot Babes in Towels…
GO

Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
GO

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Shameless Lesbians Caught Eating Pussy on the Bus…
GO

Girl Makes Herself Cum with Bathtub Faucet…Fun
GO

Worm in the Hole Will Freak You the Fuck Out….
GO

Road Head Mess When Girl Refuses to Swallow
GO

Fat Chick With a Huge Dick – Is a Weird Fetish
GO

Girlfriend Surprised by Cumshot
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
GO

Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
GO

My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

May

Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day

I guess it is appropriate that Kelly Brook would be in something from Turkey, since she’s been getting stuffed like a Turkey as often as she can if it meant climbing up that ladder of success.

I mean her career is based on a set of tits, there’s really only one way to get rich and famous from tits, especially considering most women, at least who aren’t Angelina Jolie have tits…steep competition…and sure her tits are great, but are they any better than other curvy girls with fat asses out there. The defining thing about her…is her ability to fuck the right people well enough that they are willing to get her jobs…

Not that it matters, here are the pics from the magazine looking as good as a meaty girl can…making me hungry and shit….

Posted in:Kelly Brook|NSFW

2013

30

May

Doutzen Kroes is Hot as Hell for Vogue Brazil of the Day


I already posted GISELE IN THE LATEST VOGUE BRASIL looking greased up and amazing…and I’ve already posted Alessandra Ambrosio in the LAtest Vogue Brasil looking leggier than the double amputee I met at the airport….so I had no choice but to post these pics of Doutzen in the same magazine totally smoking the other models if this was my Model Wars reality show that I pitched but that never got picked up….

Seriously, this black DJ baby making vagina is good, and I’m someone who is both unphased and even hates celebrating these women who are celebrated everyday….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

30

May

Major Lazer’s Bubble Butt Video of the Day

As someone who loves booty videos, at least to look at and try to understand, this video really speaks to me, it’s like a Miami strip club on psychedelics….full of tweak. Featuring 2 Chainz, Tyga and Bruno Mars. Shit makes me want to get my face tweaked on, even though I normally only twerk to country music….

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

May

Miley Cyrus Another Hot Pic to Promote Her Album of the Day

The pics from this MILEY CYRUS PHOTOSHOOT that she is using to promote her new album won’t die…and that, unlike a Kardashian that won’t die, is a good thing…because any excuse to get Miley showing off you young, tight, fit body to really let us all know that she’s not a Disney Tween anymore, she’s a grown woman dammit, she just doesn’t know how to spell Grown, because she has people who do that for her, she’s rich and school is for people who want to be rich, not who already are rich….

Not that that has anything to do with her pulling down her one piece in ways that would be criminal if she was actually the age she looks….

I’m a fan….she’s awesome. I just wish it was a higher resolution pic of her TITS which is as expected a fake 🙁

Posted in:Miley Cyrus