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2013

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about Memorial Day….is all the sluts…in bikinis…raging…#fact.

Here are some stepLINKS to get you through these lonely nights….at least that I am assuming are lonley nights because if you are here, you clearly have no soul and thus no family or girls who have sex with you…

Her Name is Amanda Bynes and I Love Her
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Girls in Lingerie
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Playboy Chicks at the Pool
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Hot Girls Explain the Rules of Rugby
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Hilary Rhoda is Hot in Vogue Paris
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A Whole Lot of Pics from Cannes
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Some May Call her a Slut With Fake Tits Modeling Half Naked….I Call Her A Gift From Heaven
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I would love to soil Nicole Kidman’s White Dress
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Robbery Goes Bad for the Robber….
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Some Candice Swanepoel in a Yellow Bikini….
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Kate Upton vs Alice Goodwin Tits Competition
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Her Name is Anais and This is Her Butt Crack That Is The Gateway to her Anus
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Boobs and Pancakes for my Trailer Park Friends.
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Is Amy Adams Wearing Panties…
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Nene Leakes See Through to Scary Huge Tits
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Close Up Boob Massage
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Naked Girl on a Motorbike…
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Angry Bobcat Gets Released!
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The Best Movies Released on Memorial Day Weekend
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Her Name is Jamie Chung and She’s Got Hot Cleavage.
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It’s not Memorial Day without Shrapnel Removal!
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Hot Girls With Big TIts…
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Funny Cop Chasse Fail…
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Lesbian Foam Party!
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Kelly Andrews is a Busty as Fuck Brunette…..
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Hot Girl Spreading Her Ass on the Beach.
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Naked and Amazing – Small Nippled Babe in the Water……
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Little Kid Falls Asleep at the Wheel….
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The Lowest Fly Bys….
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Cam Girl Shows Off Blowjob Skills
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Happy Memorial Day Strip
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Hidden Cam in the Shower
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2 Bored Babes Naked on Cam
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22 Minute Amateur Fuck
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Cock Torture is a Thing…
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Bored Girls Masturbates on the Plane
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Girl Gets Off While Driving in Speeding Car
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Casana Lei is a Great Lookin Pornstar
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Amateur Girl Gets Naughty in the Bath Tub
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

27

May

Girl Gets in Trouble for Getting Dick Pics on Facebook of the Day

So a mom got mad at her 14 year old daughter for getting dick pics on Facebook, because facebook is a porn site if you use it properly….and she filmed it.

The daughter blamed her friend….Mary…like a jerk taking down her crew….when really she should just blame the hormones in the food.

I don’t know why a mother would film her yelling at her daughter but apparently it happened and I am glad it did….

I am thinking that maybe she wanted it to go viral, because let’s face it, youtube money could help her pay for the college education she sounds like she has planned for her daughter, you know rather than teen pregnancy just as soon as she’s done “beating her motherfuckin’ ass over niggas”….

People are ghetto, it’s a cultural thing…and I love it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

May

Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, since you have no job, friends or family, and all you have is the internet and Role Playing Games, it’s Memorial Day…

To some, it is the first day of summer, the internation day for the BBQ, the day girls bust out their bikinis…because it seems like everyone is in their fucking bikinis, including Hayden Panettiere…

Making it the official first day of the year for a titty implant reveal…you know all other new implant titty reveals before today were just practice for today….

So here she is having fun with her new friends….

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2013

27

May

Ireland Baldwin in Her Bikini of the Day

My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry.

So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer.

You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me…

Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

27

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

Candice Swanepoel has a great fucking body. Long, lean, fit…I got no complaints while seeing her in a bikini on her downtime, you know not getting paid to be in her bikini, giving us a free meal like a top chef at the homeless shelter, but unlike a top chef, her charity work doesn’t take much effort, which is convenient, because either does her day job.

She gets paid millions to not even get dressed. I mean she’s won some lottery, and because it’s free for us to view, I guess we have too.

She’s great, or at least good enough for me, even if her winning at life frustrates all us losers, her body inspires!!


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2013

27

May

Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot.

The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….

Posted in:Andreea Diaconou|Anja Rubik|NSFW

2013

27

May

Vanessa Hudgens is a Horrible Raver of the Day

I went to some crackhead rave shit, or something I thought was going to be crackhead rave shit, because I haven’t gone to a rave since the late 90s, when shit was fucking crackhead, but now it’s all mainstream. It’s like electronic music is top 40, and it was the equivalent of going to one of those mainstream clubs filled with 9-5ers back in the day, only now they were raging, dressed up like this, in sunglasses and wigs, with GOGO dancers and the whole thing was almost like a bad halloween office party, only it was just their Saturday night.

So I’m not too surprised to see Vanessa Hudgens “Dub Stepping” in her stupid outfit, I’m just surprised she’s not taking nude pics of herself for attention, but I guess there’s no point in doing that anymore, since she’s not 17.

I do appreciate that she’s covering her fat ass with her sweatshirt as girls who are insecure about their bodies do. It’s a good sign.

This is convenient, since Vanessa Hudgnes is a clown bitch…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

27

May

Anais Pouliot Titties for MUSE of the Day

Anais Pouliot is from outside of Montreal. I live in Montreal. She’s a famous model or at least famous enough for always being naked or topless. I am a famous blogger who no one has ever heard of. I think for that reason alone, we should come together when she’s back in town, not that I care whether she comes or not, just as long as I do. Vaginas are too complicated for me to learn, I’m more of a stick my dick in, get off, move on kinda guy. I don’t need girls telling their friends how great a lover I am, cuz I’m not, I just need to drop load. I’m romantic like that, but maybe things would be different with this Anais chick, partially because her name is a re-spelling of ANUS, and partially because she’s hot, topless and in fashion magazines…a girl that having sex with would help my self esteem…because of her accomplishments….even if she looks kinda fat in these pics….that’s just the french girl way. They turn 25 and start melting. But I still like what I see.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW

2013

27

May

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples for Memorial Day

Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons….

All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit….


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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2013

27

May

Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini of the DAy

Rihanna posted this Bikini picture to instagram….I guess in efforts to get some male attention after Amanda Bynes called her ugly and said she’d name her dog after her…which I think is an injustice to dogs since dogs are cute….maybe a better thing to name after Rihanna is your morning hangover shit…because it has the same skin color….or something….not that I think Rihanna is shit, or ugly, but I am on Team Bynes…..especially when Rihanna self shot pornography is in bikini not nude like it is supposed to be. This is exhibitionism begging for male attention at its worst.

Posted in:Rihanna