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2013

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May

Aubrey O’Day Thinner for Instagram of the Day

It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles.

You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs….

She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives….

She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…

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2013

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May

Bar Refaeli Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

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The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.

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2013

14

May

Zoe Saldana is Strategically Nude for Allure of the Day

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Zoe Saldana is strategically nude for Allure and I don’t think her fan base is really going to give a fuck, despite being awkward virgin losers, because she only matters to them when she’s painted blue, and all non blue painted nude photoshoots are just pulling away from what they care about and what makes her matter to them….her being the Avatar love interest…

You know every other movie she does takes away from what she is to them, so in a lot of ways these strategic nudes are depressing to the people who actually care about her, and depressing to me, because they are strategic nudes and her ethnic vag isn’t spread eagled.

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2013

14

May

Selma Blair’s Bikini Pics Aren’t So Hot of the Day

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What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 40 years old….so rockin’ a bikini with a t-shirt on is probably a good thing. I mean no one needs to see her mangled stretched out belly scars, leave that shit for her husband, who everyday has to ask himself why he went along with the whole making babies thing…because you know if she’s hiding the gunt, the cunt is probably worse off…..he could have just kept her a skinny little out of work celebrity….like she’s been the last 10 years….but instead he shot for the uterus and now his bitch wears t-shirts to the beach like a fat chick. Lucky guy.

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2013

14

May

Katherine Damm is Topless in a Bikini of the Day

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I have no idea who this chick is…and I am not just saying that….as I do sometimes when I can’t remember who a bitch is and I am too lazy to google her to see what her deal is….because I googled Katherine Damm and found nothing but shit on some Harvard Law professor or some shit, something I can safely assume is not what this girl is up to, who she is…but I realize none of that matters, because she’s topless on a beach…her titties bouncing as she runs out of the sea…and that makes her relevant enough for me…seriously…any girl willing to get naked for a camera is a girl I’m a fan of…from sexting to high fashion….porn to movies…I don’t care…just show me the nudity…

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2013

14

May

Barbara Palvin is Boring in Underwear for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is overrated. I don’t mind her but for some reason she just looks like a big Eastern European chick who could beat the fuck out of me, even if all models are massively tall freaks who in person cause fear in those near by, you know giants with good features that can take a decent pic, but that when not in pictures are freaks, well paid freaks who probably don’t realize they are freaks, cuz they get paid so well and are celebrated by the world who also don’t realize they are freaks, but instead makethem think that they are what girls are supposed to look like, while giving regular girls insecurities and a complex, leading to them being more willing to have sex with me, making me like models just the way they are….because indirectly, they get me laid….

Here are some pics of her for some Turkish magazine shit…

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2013

14

May

Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

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Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it.

I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits.

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2013

14

May

Cora Keegan Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Cora Keegan is some amazing looking young hipster model who I assume is out of LA, because that’s just the vibe I get.

She hasn’t done anything major or impressive in terms of her modeling, but she’s probably young and starting out. But this nude photoshoot works perfectly for her to show the world how serious she is about this modeling shit…because if you don’t get naked for photographers in fashion, you ain’t shit….but more importantly, it works for me because I like her hot thin body and hipster bush I’d love to get all matted with my cum…or saliva…or whatever she’d let me get it matted with…

She’s lovely and I’d like to be her friend…to take her on picnics and make her fall in love with me the way I just fell in love with her nude pics….

Cora Keegan, you’ve won this round.

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2013

14

May

Amanda Seyfried’s Outtakes froM People’s Most Beautiful People Issue of the Day

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Apparently, while the world was distracted by the insane decision by People Magazine to make Gwyneth Paltrow the number one most beautiful person in the world, a lie staged by Publicists and marketing people, in what we can all agree was an ad campaign for Iron Man 3, I mean if you put a 100 million dollars into a fucking movie, what’s an extra couple million to put the star of the movie in everyone’s mind, in a way that doesn’t seem like an ad. It helps sell tickets…Amanda Seyfried, my favorite little pop tart, young heart throb, Disney star turned naked in indy films, annoying in shitty romantic comedy films, boring in papaprazzi pics, but hot all around, never trying too hard….was in the issue too, dressed like a show girl, and shit got me excited so I’m posting the pics here….it’s kinda what I do.

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2013

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May

Nina Agdal Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder where my life went wrong when posting catalog pics of some SI Swimsuit model getting paid thousands of dollars to get into swimsuits for some swimsuit brand because they figure if they book her, next year’s cover girl, now while she’s affordable…people everywhere will be posting and talking about their brand like they are Victoria’s Secret. Unfortunately, I don’t remember what the name of the brand is, not that it really matters, because the objective here is to look at Nina Agdal’s body while appreciating that she doesn’t look as DOWNS as she normally does. I guess she’s been working on making less retard lookin’ facial expressions…or maybe, just maybe her body is good enough for me to ignore….

Who cares.

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