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2013

17

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikinis for VINE of the Day

This is not hot – or erotic.

She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it.

Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life.

Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

17

Apr

Kat Von D’s See Through Catsuit of the Day

Remember when Kat Von D was into Nazi porn fetishes like she was Sandra Bullock….well now she’s into walking around in tight black see through outfits without underwear on that you can make out ass tattoos in…but you can’t make out aryan white power pussy…despite being engaged to a Jewish DJ, throwing away that whole angle….

But based on her sex appeal, she might as well should be a nazi. I’m not into her at all because tattoos are disgusting even though everyone has them now…but I’m posting it anyway..because see through must always be celebrated.

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Posted in:Kat Von D

2013

17

Apr

Xenia Deli Models Bathing Suits of the Day

I’m into the sandwich from this deli, you know the one in her bathing suit bottoms, all juicy and meaty and probably aged properly, because it takes work for a sandwich to be perfected, and it takes work for a sandwich to get to a level that other sandwiches don’t get to, you know getting paid to model that sandwich, for brands of all sizes and magazines, because a lot of hot girls would kill for this job, girls even hotter than this Deli, but for some reason her sandwich made it to the top, and I think it has to do with letting a lot of connected men taste it along the way….but I could be wrong.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

17

Apr

Jess Impiazzi Reveals her New Boobs of the Day

Today in Glamour Model News – Jess Impiazzi revealed her new boobs for ZOO Magazine, which is convenient, because I have never heard of her, and have never seen her old boobs, making them new to me, whether she got jacked up implants or not…

Today in Glamour Model Old News – Jess Imiazi is probably a crazy insecure attention seeker who was destined to be a stripper, not just because she got herself implants to have even bigger tits, but because she puts her effort into modeling topless, because it’s better than working a real job and all the boys give her the attention she seeks.

It’s all very funny, and I love it.

Posted in:Jess Impiazzi|NSFW

2013

17

Apr

Tamara Ecclestone for Playboy of the Day

I don’t have the nude pics of Tamara Ecclestone from Playboy, and even if I did, I probably wouldn’t post them, because Playboy has this asshole army of lawyers that cause a lot of headaches when you borrow their pictures to promote their magazine and encourage people to buy it like it was the 60s and you had little to no option but to buy the magazine if you wanted to see titties.

I don’t really care about Tamara Ecclestone and her fake tits, I mean other than the obvious, “She’d nice to K-Fed cuz she’s a Billionaire with Daddy Issues and that could be fun”. You know the kind of girl who has everything, can have everything but still feels empty inside.

So broken than instead of limiting her nudity to all night coke fueled orgies, she’s taken it to Playboy, and not for the money of the exposure, you see as socialite, people know who she is. She’s strictly doing this to get male attention.

There’s something pretty erotic about that. You know when gutter single drug addict moms strip, it’s expected, but when you find out a little pervert rich girl with a college degree is doing it for fun, that’s a whole other caliber of lap dance. This is the magazine version.

That said, when I get the nude pics, they’ll be posted.

Posted in:Tamara Ecclestone

2013

17

Apr

10 Question with Rockstar and Pornstar Phil Varone of the Day

I had the chance to sit down with Skid Row star, Celebrity Sex Addict Star, Vivid Porn director and Star, and Now Author Phil Varone and ask him 10 questions…

If I had more time I would have gone into how much of a con artist and scam that Dr Drew murderer and opportunist is.

Here’s what he had to say.

1- Was being a rockstar like being a pornstar but without the cameras?

A Rock Star is a little different to say the least. The funny part is, we always had cameras around us when being in a band. I think both industries are very much the same and a lot different as well.

2- What industry has more morals, the music industry or the porn industry?

The Adult industry for sure. The music industry was loaded with thieves and liars. Being young and new years ago, I was ripped off for my whole career.

3- How many women have you been with?

It’s hard to say, but in the thousands for sure.

4- I’ve been to swingers clubs many times, and the women are all old and fat and something I wouldn’t have sex with if I had standards, how did you find swingers worth looking at for your movies?

Well, I think that’s a stereotype when it comes to swinging. There is a new generation of swingers and they are young, very attractive and full of energy. I’m a member of a few swinger sites and that’s how I meet them.

5- You were on the Dr Drew Sex Addicts show, Is being on camera just the next level in sex addiction.

I don’t identify as a sex addict. I did the show to be on TV and like any other show on TV, they were casting people to try to make it interesting. I was the token Rock Star that slept with a bunch of groupies.

6- I read that you are back out touring with your old band Saigon Kick, where can we find out where we can see you guys perform or am I asking too late?

We just finished the first run of 5 shows. These were test shows to see if the fans where still there and if the band could actually get along. It was a very successful run so there might be some shows in the future.

7. Do you still have groupies that show up for performances?

There are groupies, but nothing like the old days. I’m shooting a series for Vivid called groupies, so that will be a fun one that takes you back stage and the viewer will see how I try to score.

8. What’s the name of your latest movie from Vivid and what is it about?

It’s called 100% Real Swinger Series –Big Bear. I loaded up an RV with swingers and rented a cabin for the weekend. That one is very fun!!!

9. How do you maintain a solid personal relationship as a swinger?

Well, swinging is a lifestyle and my gf is in the lifestyle as well. It’s the only way I would have it.

10. I understand that your memoirs are about to be published.What’s the title and when can we get copies?

The book is called UN-Philtered – REAL LIFE ON AND OFF THE ROCK ‘N ROLL TOUR BUS. Anyone can get ebook copies by going on RIVERDALE AVENUE BOOKS Starting April 17. Paperbacks can also be ordered.


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Posted in:Phil Varone

2013

17

Apr

Eniko Mihalik Titty Pic for Fashion of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a model.

She’s hard faced – probably nothing special in person but shit, when this Eniko Mihalik model chick gets topless in pictures, I pay attention.

I don’t know when this is from, it was emailed to me, and I’m posting it, because that’s who these things work.

Topless model fetishes are far better than human trafficked Thai teen girl fetishes, not that I have one of those, but assume you probably do… I mean then again, I think you probably have just a vagina fetish since you’ve never had one, it’s so forbidden. Freak.

In case you were wondering… I’ve Posted her Titties Before

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2013

17

Apr

Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work.

I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes.

Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Seducing Me On Instagram of the Day

Ever get that feeling where you’d rather be in a sexual relationship with a picture than your actual wife, because your actual wife is fat, annoying, disgusting, smells and complains all the fucking time. You know nags like she was a hot chick, when she is a vile pig who should learn how to play it fucking cool because otherwise no one will want anything to do with her, because if we wanted to put up with bullshit, we’d do it from hot bitches who other guys can’t handle, but we don’t mind cuz they look good.

Well that’s what’s happening to me right now, thanks to her instagram.

This Candice Swanepoel character is good.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

17

Apr

Miley Red Lips Have a Boner for Pharell of the Day

If you follow Miley Cyrus on twitter and I sure as hell hope you don’t…because despite being over 18, legal and tight bodied, following her every move is just fucking weird, you can just let me follow her for you, you know since I can pretend my masturbating to her tight body is for business.

That said, she’s been up on all the mainstream rappers and producers lately. I’m talking songs with Snoop and Will.I.Am. Tweets to with French Montana and Pharell. She’s even started a twerk team, in some tween identity crisis cuz she didn’t have a childhood and lives a sheltered existence weirdness.

Well now, she’s wearing one of Pharell’s clothing company’s shirts. Making me think her obsession with the darker skinned side of the music industry, is getting creepy.

That’s like me only masturbating in my Miley World Tour shirt from 5 years ago that is 4 sizes too small because it was the only one I could find on Ebay, only more public.

That said…check out those hot red lips….Erotic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus