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2013

19

Apr

Vanessa Pudgens Workout Picture of the Day

The thing about fat chicks, is that they are the fucking worst, across the board, the worst.

I mean, with any horrible entity that exists there is some good. Like if you’re a restaurant owner, or a bakery owner, or really if you do anything that has to do with food, you want to cater to the fat chicks, because they are good eating customers, except when they are on fad diets. As a pervert with no standards, sometimes you might want to be nice to a fat girl, because you will get laid out of it that night, when you need it, because fat chicks, like you, take what they can get.

But the overall lazy, obnoxious to compensate for being unattractive, attitude these fat chicks have, coupled with looking really unattractive, overrides any good they have.

I was standing outside a bar last night and some fat girl who was trying to hide her fat with big cleavage and loose fitting shirts was complaining about a dude smelling like shit – in typical fat chick form – loud and obnoxiou.

So i interjected and said ‘are you sure you arent just smelling your own ass from all that eating. Or maybe it’s just your lonely and sad twat’s tears.

To which her boyfriend for the night, a guy who was playing hero to get a blowjob, went into tough guy mode and told me I wasn’t funny – which leads us to a philosophical question of what is funny and who is an authority on it. because I find nothing the general public find funny, and anything that has to do with the smell of vagina tears, is hysterical to me….

That said, I saw Spring Breakers, Vanessa Pudgens’ belly hung over her bikini, it was disgusting, and here she is trying to do something about it.

Here she is working out, cuz she needs it.

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2013

19

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Duck Face in Maniac Magazine of the Day

If you use the internet, you will know that the key to photographing a shitty fucking face, i all in the way you purse your lips. It’s a trick average at best looking girls have been doing since myspace, you know to make those cheekbones pop, in hopes of making you want to pop to their sultry seductive gaze.

So it’s only natural, that Ashley Tisdales, the Athlete’s foot of Hollywood, would be doing this post to compensate for her areas of weakness and botched plastic surgery, when really, all she should be doing is taking pics of her ass, cuz that shit makes me forget how angry her average looks make me, knowing that they make her over a million dollars a year, when so many actual hot girls could be doing the same shitty acting jobs she does, and would look better doing them…but her ass, that shit makes me forget all that is wrong in this world, or at least that this duckface exists.


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2013

19

Apr

Adriana Lima in Boring Victoria’s Secret Underwear Pics of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret in terms of the evil corporate brand, the shitty product offering, the played out, repetitive creative direction of their photoshoots, but I like their choice in models, even when old an fat, and moms cuz like a good Catholic, they don’t use condoms, but then again who really does.

My love for model, carries through into my everyday life. I only talk to tall skinny girls. And the good thing about tall skinny girls, other than them not being fat, is the likelihood that they have done some level of modeling – usually low level because let’s face it they are talking to me. And the nice thing about low level modeling, is that it means titty pics from photoshoots and the nice thing about the internet, and being this good at the internet, you know cuz I work it daily, is that I can easily find that shit…I just need a name.

I mean I guess I could just try to sleep with them, instead of stalking them on the internet, for nude pics, but that requires work and I hate work, if I liked worked, I probably would have a job other than stalking pics of babes that I don’t get paid to do….like these pics of Adriana Lima….

I’m glad we took this journey together.

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2013

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m just glad no one has snap chatted me their shit yet. Worst I’ve got so far was a girls shit stained panties but I keep telling myself it was just period. Because for some reason, period is a better stain for panties to have, not because I am a vampire, but because it doesn’t smell like shit.

But these links might…if you click them the wrong way….

I think they found the Boston Marathon Suspects
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Memories of Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science….I Can’t Believe They are Remaking this Movie Too….I mean fuck Hollywood, get some New Material
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Friday’s PhotoBombs
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25 Best Young Adult Movie Adaptations for the Creeps
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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M to Ruin your Day
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Falling is Contagious
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This Bald Babe Posing Is Glorious
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Trampoline Fat Chick Fail – Always Funny
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Hayden Panettiere Seducing You With Chick Fingers
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Intense Hail Storm
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Today in Spread Open Legs While Modeling Nude News
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9 WTF Pics
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Jake Brown Lands First Ollie 720 on a Skateboard Ever
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Magical Vagina Makes Everything Disappear
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2013

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight, not unlike any other night, we get drunk. Where it stars and where it ends is a mystery, but I’m hoping it involves naked girls, down on their luck, in need of saving.

I know, same story as every night, but that’s what life is people, one perpetual, horrible, cycle that eventually ends….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian Talking About her Body Hair is Digusting….
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Justin Theroux Hides from Jennifer Aniston in his own House
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Portia de Rossi Dressed Like a Lesbian Cuz It Pays the Bills
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Cat Scores a Soap Opera – Hilarious
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Amy Childs’ Ass Eats LEggings
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Best Butt Workout Ever
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15 Potential Illuminati Headquarters Around the World
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Wendy Fiore is Seriously Fucking Busty
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Helen Flanangan’s Black Panty Flash
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15 Big Jugs
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Cop Used Gun to Speed Up Drive-Thru
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Lingerie For Men is a Thing that Exists That Should Not
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Vanessa Hudgens is Rude
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Little Kid Shits on the Waterslide – Will Be Glad Parents Put this on Internet….When She Hits Puberty….
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Mary-Louise Parker – I Didn’t Know There was One…
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Lindsay Lohan Shopping Turns Me On
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New Lone Ranger Trailer – Featuring Johnny Depp
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According to Time – Lady Gaga is More Influential Than Obama
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The Final Season of Breaking Bad Gets it’s Premiere Date
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Weirdo from American Pie has a Stalker – Proving that Anyone on TV can Get Stalkers
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Here are a Couple NSFW Trailers for Ryan Goslin’s New Movie. “Only God Forgives”
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Kate Hudson and Elizabeth Hurley Together
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Kid’s First Warhead Candy
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Helen Flanagan Showing Off Her Tits Proper
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Modeling Lingerie
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10,000 Iphone Dominos
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13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History
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Priya Rai Hs Huge Fucking Tits in Her Bikini
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I Like These Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipple Pics
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Bending Over
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Some Awesome Condom Snorting Videos from Youtube
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Ukrainian Night Club Girls Look Good to Me
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Resetting a Broken Ankle – Horrible
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Verbally Abusive Cam Girl
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Some Bitch Named Floppy in Lingerie at the Beach
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Crackhead Homo Gets a Surprise….Heart Warming….
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I Like this Petite Amateur Babe Named Lennox Modelng Nude
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Emma Stone Flirting on Spiderman Set
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Nick Lachey Says Kim Kardashian Was Always a Fame Whore….and that She Plays it right.
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Rihanna Didn’t Get an Abortion
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Tracy Morgan Hosts the Billboard Awards
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In Case you Missed Towel Thursday
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RIPD Trailer with Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges
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Cat Vs Vacuum is the Best Video Ever and I Hate Cats
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A Tribute to Good Hip to Waist Ratio
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Britney Spears Releasing New Music for Smurfs Movie
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Dude Gets Excited About Feeding Birds – Amazing
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Here’s a Tied Up Squirter
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A Good Way to Get Pussy Cancer
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Hijab Office Sex
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Learning to Give Head
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Big Titties Masturbating on Cam
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Amateur Babe Gets it From All Angles
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Giant Dildo Insertion
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Body Building Pussy Scares Me
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Close Up of a Hot Pussy Masturbation – Close Up
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Apr

Katy Perry’s Pantyline of the Day

This is unfortunate.

I mean sloppy Katy Perry in leggings to begin with is unfortunate, but seeing her spanx digging into her sloppy ass, makes it so much worse.

I mean Katy Perry as a whole is unfortunate, with or without panty lines.

My guess is she’s on her period, but maybe, she just wants to save the cellulite pouring out of her leggings for her upper thighs, while giving her ass an illusion of a smooth surface.

I wonder if I’ve over analyzed this picture yet?

Posted in:Katy Perry

2013

18

Apr

Kelly Brook is Shooting her 2014 Calendar of the Day

It turns out that Kelly Brook is in the process of shooting her 2014 calendar, I guess that “Miscarriage” was a good idea, because it looks like she’s got another year in her…despite pushing 40. You know how having a kid can ruin everything for a big titty model who battles with her fat ass on the regular who has been exposing her big awesome tits for a decade or more who has finally made it – if shooting her own calendar is considered making it, considering Calendars are the most outdated around that I can only imagine they are in their 70s.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

18

Apr

Anja Rubik is Spreading her Legs in Panties for a Shoe Company of the Day

Anja Rubik is a top model and she’s just landed an ad campaign for some shoe company that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but that are probably paying her a lot of money, because that’s how the fashion industry works, they lure all these people in with glamour and make them buy all this useless shit for a lot of fucking money even though it costs a dollar to make, getting so many people rich in the process, and making so many people who can’t afford the shit feel inadequate. Fucking bullies.

Now, despite the industry being a pile of shit, evil, corporate greed fueled, they do hire some interesting women, tall and lean, and they do get them naked a lot of the time, because ultimately we’re all fucking perverts, sex sells, and they can pass it off as art in their perfect format their industry has crafted.

So I’m into seeing Anna Rubik, a model who’s tits I have seen, spread eagled, even if she’s in panties, for some ad campaign, cuz it’s so gutter, yet so fancy, at the same time, all thanks to a little black and white.

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2013

18

Apr

I Want to Sniff Ashley Tisdale’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained.

That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

18

Apr

Vanessa Pudgens Working Out of the Day

I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially.

I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body.

I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world.

But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her.


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