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2013

18

Apr

Juno Temple’s Nipples for Some Magazine of the Day

I’ve done a few Juno Temple posts , but I still don’t really know who she is.

I just know she’s got a silly name, but more importantly, that She’s been naked in moves and has pretty rockin’ tits, tits she’s not scared to put out there because tits get her more work, more fans, and leaves the world a happier place. I mean she doesn’t even have to be talented, intelligent, just willing expose herself, that’s all it takes, in this tit obsessed world

So her photoshoot with nipple, may not be all that inspiring, or shocking, but I like this think at least it happened, because she could have very easily put a bra on, even if that is out of character or who she is at her core and what she succeeds at.

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2013

18

Apr

Miley Cyrus Gets a Fooy Massage for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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2013

18

Apr

Rita Ora for Elle of the Day

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Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest.

But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music.

At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.

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2013

18

Apr

Stella Hudgens Raving of the Day

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The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella.

Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls.

I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to….

Here are a few other pics from her instagram…

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2013

18

Apr

Holly Peers is Topless for Page 3 of the Day

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Today in Glamour Models posing topless for very little money, but for solid exposure and low level fame, that separates them from the other groupie sluts trying to get pregnant by famous soccer players in the UK. You know that stamp of approval that their groupie-ing isn’t considered groupie-ing, but instead the natural retirement plan of a Glamour model. Because girls in magazines are more important than girls who work at strip clubs, bars, as temps, or whatever they are doing to not expose their breasts for attention and to get ahead…

Her name is Holly Peers and she probably has daddy issues, but then again, what girl doesn’t. At least this one is using those issues for her future while giving me titties to look at, instead of saving it for drinking too much at bars and going home with many random men, night after night, not letting me in on them titties.

If anything, this Holly Peers is a modern day hero.

Here she is for page 3.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

18

Apr

Crystal Renn Plus Sized in a Bikini for Hunger of the Day

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Crystal Renn is a plus sized model, which normally I frown upon, because fat girls are the worst on all levels, but this fat chick, is just fat in the modeling industry, and not in everyday life by everyday standards….

All thanks to the generation of obesity taking the fuck over. I mean now they are letting actual obese people on TV and in movies and not just for comedic purposes and they even have stores that solely sell product to fat people, not to mention marketing companies, in this anti-bullying world, hire fat spokespeople so the lazy slobs at home have someone to relate to other than having unrealistic people, people I’d rather look at, sell the shit….

Here’s the video….

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2013

18

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

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Here’s the best news story of all time, or at least from today, of a dentist obsessed with pulling teeth for no reason, he just gets started on one, and keeps on fucking going, in what is some solid OCD. According to the people involved, they didn’t even have anything wrong with their teeth, the dentist is just some freak with a tooth pulling fetish, who I am thinking may not even be a dentist, but that just makes the story better….I would probably have the same issue if I was a gynecologist, but instead of pulling things out, I’d be stuffing things in….

The real kicker is the dental office is called “Amazing Family Dental”….because really it is amazing.

Posted in:LOLZ|stepNEWS

2013

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian Creeping on her Teen Sister’s Bikini Body of the Day

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Here’s the next generation of Kardashian exploits to make the family more money than they already have with the teen model from the Olympic marriage who isn’t a Kardashian, which in and of itself is a good strategy, because the Kardashian gene may be the root of all obesity and hairy troll evil….but then again it could be the cunt opportunist mom who slept her way to the good life after moving to LA for fame and never finding it…..

So Kendall Jenner’s Creepy, Jealous, Fatter older sisters drooling over her teen undeveloped body- setting the scene for their sister to take their lead and produce porn or become a bikini model to keep the family afloat, so that Kim Kardashian’s porno wasn’t in vain….is kinda awesome when it is in the form of a video of her teen ass in a bikini for the internet.

It’s weird how I don’t get the same love when I take videos of girls tanning at the pool from the same angle, gawking over the fact they have no cellulite, because I am not a jealous 35 year old pig older sister….The video is called “ENVY”….and it is from Kim Kardashian’s social media.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kim Kardashian

2013

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since the world is not a safe place, I have decided to build a bomb shelter in the park, unfortunately, the police are not into drunk dudes digging holes in parks at 5 am, because they made me stop before I even started…I guess they don’t get the magnitude of how fucked up the world is right now, and that every man for themselves…..Tonight, I’ll work on another plan while drunk, cuz that’s where all the good ideas come from, but in the meantime, I’m going to post about celebrity titties….and to start, here are some morning links…

New Wolverine Images
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Kelly Brook’s Got Big Tits….
GO GO GO

Vaseline High Five
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One Man – Three Bottles of Lemon Juice
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Orca Whale Knocks Over Trainer
GO GO GO

Hot Girls Posing in Towels
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Kate Upton is Doing Movies Now
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Guy Gets Excited Feeding Birds
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Spanish Hookers Wear Relective Vests Now
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Check Out These Eyebrows
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan
GO GO GO

Hot Girls Flashing in Towels
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Crazy Street Performer
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Cat Vs Vaccuum – Funny
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2013

17

Apr

Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion is Insane of the Day

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As you know, there was an explosion at a fertilizer plant in or near Waco Texas. Not sure how many people are injured or dead, but I do know that there’s video of it shot from a car near by, that blows my fucking mind….I mean this is some serious scary shit. It’s like out of a movie, only real life. Crazy.

I am wasted in a bar, but here’s hoping none of you or your family or your friends are involved in the second explosion of the week.

Here’s a picture of an apartment near the site of the blast – Doesn’t look too promising that this explosion has no casualties – Accidents like this shouldn’t happen. I mean a fertilizer plant, seriously? That’s what bombs are made out of, shouldn’t they have safety measures in place. Crazy.
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Here are a few pics of the clouds – it’s like a horror movie – or post apocalypse – people are obviously saying this is related to Boston. Who knows at this point. All I know is it’s not good and seems like a war zone, in a where’s the next explosion gonna be. Not good.

UPDATE at 12:08 am – 60 Dead, 100s Injured.

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