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2013

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Summer Unbuttons her FRANK AND OAK to kick back for the night after a rough day

Last night, while drunk, I figured out one of the key plot points in the early seasons of Threes Company, and that is that Roper had a boner for Tripper, but was on the down low. Obessssed with Jack’s Sexuality, never fucked his wife. It only took me 35 years to figure it out….I may be slow but I’m no retard.

You know what….There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like “You’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that…I’m talking dry fucking heaving.

Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone, just as long as I come up with my 20-35 dollars depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.

I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.

Tori Spelling in a Two Piece for US Weekly
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The Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial I Posted Yesterday
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Taekwondo Spiderman
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Katie Cassidy Slutting Out for Bello Magazine
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Sarah Hyland Busting Out of Her Dress
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Some Spanish Star’s Nipple Slip
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20 Hot Import Model GIFS
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Bikini Model Sexy Abs Workout
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51 Hot Ass Pics for Hump Day
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This Guy’s Asshole Almost Killed Him
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Zoo Magazine Compiled the Best of Kelly Brook – Naked and in Bikini
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4Chan’s Analysis of Who Bombed Boston Based on Internet Detectives – Interesting
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Ass and Titties. Ass and Titties
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If People Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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Her Name is Jenna and She’s Got Huge Tits
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Carey Mulligan Dressed up in 1920s Gear for Vogue
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Pervert Films Pussy at the Beach
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Candice Swanepeol’s Awesome Pokies While Walking the Dog
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Some Selfies of a Chick with Huge Tits
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Petra Benova in a Bikini in Miami
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Anissa Holmes
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More on Teen Mom Farrah
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Hey Lina Posada in Lingerie – I’d Fuck You
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Josh Duhamel Wanted to Impregnate Fergie on the First Date
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Some Babes in Sexy See Through Bathing Suits
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Stunt Cat of the Day
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A Tribute to Miranda Kerr Dressed Up in Lingerie
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Heidi Klum in Fitness Clothes
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The Vaseline High Five Prank
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MMA Taunt Fails
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A Whole Lot of Brooklyn Decker GIFs
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Amanday Bynes Walks Around in Duckface and I Love It
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Jessie Rogers Has a Great Ass
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Violinists Playing Taylor Swift Covers are Better than Taylor Swift
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Jennifer Aniston is Into Cupping…
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Do You Like Page 3 Girls? Here’s 33 Pages of them
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Politicians Making Awkward Rap References
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8 Metaphors That Happened
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A Random Sexy Girl Gallery
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A Whole Lot of Wet and See Through Pics
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Lauren Stoner Hot Ass in a Bikini Bent the Fuck Over
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados
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Wing Suit Cave Flight
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POV Backflip
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Amelle Berrabah Booty Shot
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The Seth MacFarlane Family Guy Terrorist Bombing Boston Publicity Stunt He’s Denying any Involvement in
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James Woods and his Greasy 24 Year Old Girlfriend
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I don’t Know Who This Sandy Toz is But Her Pics are Jokes
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Anna Kendrick’s New Song and Video
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan in ALlure
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Fast and the Furious Get a Release Date
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This Cat Screaming No is Hilarious
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Teen Ride Dildo in the Kitchen
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Wife Deepthroating While Fisting Husbands Ass – Fun
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Make A Wish Foundation is Getting Really Cool
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Porn GIFS
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Teen in Stockins Cums on Cam
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Viscous Vampire Vagina
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Some Amateur babe Getting Manhandled
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In Celebration of Springtime – Here are Some Blossoming Anuses
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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2013

17

Apr

Rosario Dawson Looks Good in May’s GQ of the Day

Rosario Dawson loooks awesome in GQ, sure SHe’s not as great as her full frontal scenes in her new movie that her boyfriend directed her in….all labia all the time….

I lost interest in her, not that I ever really had interest in this squatter turned high maintenance celebrity, but she’s looking better than she has in years…

I mean for a while the gutter NYC cokehead hipster hispanic from KIDS was just fucking irritating, but her big titties have prevailed, and she’s got a second chance to make it count, and least for today…thanks to GQ…..

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2013

17

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikinis for VINE of the Day

This is not hot – or erotic.

She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it.

Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life.

Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

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2013

17

Apr

Kat Von D’s See Through Catsuit of the Day

Remember when Kat Von D was into Nazi porn fetishes like she was Sandra Bullock….well now she’s into walking around in tight black see through outfits without underwear on that you can make out ass tattoos in…but you can’t make out aryan white power pussy…despite being engaged to a Jewish DJ, throwing away that whole angle….

But based on her sex appeal, she might as well should be a nazi. I’m not into her at all because tattoos are disgusting even though everyone has them now…but I’m posting it anyway..because see through must always be celebrated.

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2013

17

Apr

Xenia Deli Models Bathing Suits of the Day

I’m into the sandwich from this deli, you know the one in her bathing suit bottoms, all juicy and meaty and probably aged properly, because it takes work for a sandwich to be perfected, and it takes work for a sandwich to get to a level that other sandwiches don’t get to, you know getting paid to model that sandwich, for brands of all sizes and magazines, because a lot of hot girls would kill for this job, girls even hotter than this Deli, but for some reason her sandwich made it to the top, and I think it has to do with letting a lot of connected men taste it along the way….but I could be wrong.

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2013

17

Apr

Jess Impiazzi Reveals her New Boobs of the Day

Today in Glamour Model News – Jess Impiazzi revealed her new boobs for ZOO Magazine, which is convenient, because I have never heard of her, and have never seen her old boobs, making them new to me, whether she got jacked up implants or not…

Today in Glamour Model Old News – Jess Imiazi is probably a crazy insecure attention seeker who was destined to be a stripper, not just because she got herself implants to have even bigger tits, but because she puts her effort into modeling topless, because it’s better than working a real job and all the boys give her the attention she seeks.

It’s all very funny, and I love it.

Posted in:Jess Impiazzi|NSFW

2013

17

Apr

Tamara Ecclestone for Playboy of the Day

I don’t have the nude pics of Tamara Ecclestone from Playboy, and even if I did, I probably wouldn’t post them, because Playboy has this asshole army of lawyers that cause a lot of headaches when you borrow their pictures to promote their magazine and encourage people to buy it like it was the 60s and you had little to no option but to buy the magazine if you wanted to see titties.

I don’t really care about Tamara Ecclestone and her fake tits, I mean other than the obvious, “She’d nice to K-Fed cuz she’s a Billionaire with Daddy Issues and that could be fun”. You know the kind of girl who has everything, can have everything but still feels empty inside.

So broken than instead of limiting her nudity to all night coke fueled orgies, she’s taken it to Playboy, and not for the money of the exposure, you see as socialite, people know who she is. She’s strictly doing this to get male attention.

There’s something pretty erotic about that. You know when gutter single drug addict moms strip, it’s expected, but when you find out a little pervert rich girl with a college degree is doing it for fun, that’s a whole other caliber of lap dance. This is the magazine version.

That said, when I get the nude pics, they’ll be posted.

Posted in:Tamara Ecclestone

2013

17

Apr

10 Question with Rockstar and Pornstar Phil Varone of the Day

I had the chance to sit down with Skid Row star, Celebrity Sex Addict Star, Vivid Porn director and Star, and Now Author Phil Varone and ask him 10 questions…

If I had more time I would have gone into how much of a con artist and scam that Dr Drew murderer and opportunist is.

Here’s what he had to say.

1- Was being a rockstar like being a pornstar but without the cameras?

A Rock Star is a little different to say the least. The funny part is, we always had cameras around us when being in a band. I think both industries are very much the same and a lot different as well.

2- What industry has more morals, the music industry or the porn industry?

The Adult industry for sure. The music industry was loaded with thieves and liars. Being young and new years ago, I was ripped off for my whole career.

3- How many women have you been with?

It’s hard to say, but in the thousands for sure.

4- I’ve been to swingers clubs many times, and the women are all old and fat and something I wouldn’t have sex with if I had standards, how did you find swingers worth looking at for your movies?

Well, I think that’s a stereotype when it comes to swinging. There is a new generation of swingers and they are young, very attractive and full of energy. I’m a member of a few swinger sites and that’s how I meet them.

5- You were on the Dr Drew Sex Addicts show, Is being on camera just the next level in sex addiction.

I don’t identify as a sex addict. I did the show to be on TV and like any other show on TV, they were casting people to try to make it interesting. I was the token Rock Star that slept with a bunch of groupies.

6- I read that you are back out touring with your old band Saigon Kick, where can we find out where we can see you guys perform or am I asking too late?

We just finished the first run of 5 shows. These were test shows to see if the fans where still there and if the band could actually get along. It was a very successful run so there might be some shows in the future.

7. Do you still have groupies that show up for performances?

There are groupies, but nothing like the old days. I’m shooting a series for Vivid called groupies, so that will be a fun one that takes you back stage and the viewer will see how I try to score.

8. What’s the name of your latest movie from Vivid and what is it about?

It’s called 100% Real Swinger Series –Big Bear. I loaded up an RV with swingers and rented a cabin for the weekend. That one is very fun!!!

9. How do you maintain a solid personal relationship as a swinger?

Well, swinging is a lifestyle and my gf is in the lifestyle as well. It’s the only way I would have it.

10. I understand that your memoirs are about to be published.What’s the title and when can we get copies?

The book is called UN-Philtered – REAL LIFE ON AND OFF THE ROCK ‘N ROLL TOUR BUS. Anyone can get ebook copies by going on RIVERDALE AVENUE BOOKS Starting April 17. Paperbacks can also be ordered.


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Posted in:Phil Varone

2013

17

Apr

Eniko Mihalik Titty Pic for Fashion of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a model.

She’s hard faced – probably nothing special in person but shit, when this Eniko Mihalik model chick gets topless in pictures, I pay attention.

I don’t know when this is from, it was emailed to me, and I’m posting it, because that’s who these things work.

Topless model fetishes are far better than human trafficked Thai teen girl fetishes, not that I have one of those, but assume you probably do… I mean then again, I think you probably have just a vagina fetish since you’ve never had one, it’s so forbidden. Freak.

In case you were wondering… I’ve Posted her Titties Before

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2013

17

Apr

Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work.

I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes.

Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

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