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2013

19

Apr

Tanning Mom’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

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Well, it turns out that Tanning mom, who you may remember as the cunt who takes her kid tanning, has brought her leathery mass out to the beach where she paraded around topless, thanks to the simple taste of fame she’s trying to keep going as long as she can…

It also turns out that her tits are as bad as her body and her body is as bad as her skin and as bad as her aging which is as bad as her parenting….what a cunt….a cunt I wish was also included in these pics, because there’s something about backed meats I can fuck that just excite me.

Enjoy…the 3 pics my man Foetus found…that the paparazzi doesn’t want you to see until they get their big payout for them…even though gutter trash tits shouldn’t be a hot commodity ever.

I don’t know if she’s hit rock bottom or looking at these is rock bottom. I just know that I’ve fucked women who look like this but with less teeth too many times to admit and that depresses me more than this woman’s life should depress her.

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2013

19

Apr

37 Babes in Men’s Shirts of the Day

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To celebrate men’s shirts and more importantly the sexiness of women who have nothing else to wear but men’s shirts after you’ve had your way with her and she has spent the night unplanned, with no overnight bag, only to walk around your house, showcasing your achievement and participation better than any trophy can.

I have compiled the best pics of girls in men’s shirts.

The thing with QUALITY SHIRTS that you can wear to work, to school, to parties, wherever you want to look good, is that she won’t think you’re a total dirtbag, and you have a higher chance of getting her back home modeling it for you the morning after. That’s a fact.

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It’s one of those things that can change your life. If you don’t believe me, just look at all these girls who would probably agree with me, because clearly they love a good men’s shirt…

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2013

19

Apr

Rebecca Hall Sideboob at Iron Man 3 Premiere of the Day

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I don’t know who Rebecca Hall is, but I know I fucking hate when I hear people say “Sideboob”. It’s one of those token phrases that has taken over the mainstream and been picked up by everyone, along with “Wardrobe Malfunction, Bragelina, Benifer” and all the other internet verbiage that makes me want to cunt punch my wife in frustration, but won’t for fear of getting stuck.

Well, whoever Rebecca Hall is, she’s showing some SIDEBOOB….and now I can go kill myself for acknowledging this virgin loser word.

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2013

19

Apr

Some Nina Agdal Half Naked Modeling Pics of the DAy

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Nina Agdal is some Downs Syndrome looking bitch with an awesome body who you may know from SI, but I’m gonna pretend you know her because of all the great posts of done of her that I steal from various sources around the internet, for no reason other than to say “look at her in this shoot, she looks way less corky, there’s hope for her”…you know commentary that matters, that changes lives, that may one day be published and celebrated like DrunkenStepfather was the manuscript of our generation, even though I know all you care about are the titties….titties strategically being covered up by our friend who doesn’t know we exist, but who I pretend is our friend as to not cheapen this experience, posing some bullshit and by bullshit, I mean the good kind that you can have some masturbation foreplay to…

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2013

19

Apr

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Wanna know what the world doesn’t need? More Victoria’s Secret pics.

They are all the fucking same, boring, repetitive and a total mis-use of willing models, who would totally be naked and spread if the brand asked that of her….but instead they walk this fine line of photoshopped nipples and vagina, to cater to their Christian wholesome crowd, you see cuz that makes them billions of dollars…while boring the fuck out of me.

Don’t get me wrong, I like their gang of sluts, I like them half naked, I just don’t like the lack of effort they put in….but I’m posting it anyway, even if it is a fucking fail.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

19

Apr

Nicki Minaj G String Ass on TV of the Day

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This is a horrible situation on American Idol, other than it being American Idol…. Nicki Minaj pulled her g-string, that I am surprised she’s even wearing, over her hips, like this was 7 years ago and it was the urban style, because I guess she’s on her period and wanted an extra layer of fabric to bleed through, since she’s on national TV and all, or maybe she did it on purpose, like so many whore before her have done. I can’t explain why it happened, like last night when a drunk native kept trying to hold my hand and I thought if I pulled away it would bring up conflicts of the past, I just don’t have all the answers. I just know that it happened.

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2013

19

Apr

Staci Noblett is Page 3 Girl of the Day

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As much as I make fun of Glamour models for being low level models and high level strippers, I am totally into what they do, especially when they look like this one in Page 3. Her name is Staci Noblett, while hiding her Noblett, she’s showcasing her awesome, daddy issues, in the form of some pretty great lookin tits.

I’m a fan of her and her male attention seeking. In fact, I like it so much, I’d love to snort a line of it, or smear it all over my face. But that’s not saying much, I always want that.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:NSFW|Staci Noblett

2013

19

Apr

Today’s Question of the Day -Brought to you By J.Lo’s Stubble of the Day

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Today’s question of the day is:

Can you still call pussy MUFF, even though 98 percent of girls have bald pussies thanks to society’s hatred of pubic hair for no real reason other than creating an ailment and a billion dollar industry to remedy?

Answer in comments.

Thank’s J.Lo’s stubble.

Posted in:QOD

2013

19

Apr

Nina Dobrev Panties for Social Media of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick.

Which reminds me, going up to a girl wearing Air Jordans is not an invitation to say “You look urban, let’s turn this rap video into a rape video, all we need is my dick, your protest and a back alley”. It also isn’t even a good pic up line.

Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev flashing panties on social media like a good attention craving starlet, but I have no Nina Dobrev stories, she’s one of those “too cool to talk to me” when we go to the Canada igloo party the whole country attends. It happen to all girls who get on TV for a minute, they become cunts….but at least this one is showing us the closest thing to her cunt, her panties.

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2013

19

Apr

Helena Christensen Back from the Dead and Amazing for Elle Spain of the Day

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At my core, I am totally against 44 year old women. In fact I generally hate them, and avoid them at all costs, because sure the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, have kids and a job, and no time to cling onto you is awesome, not to mention their years of experience in fucking, and the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but they are still in their 40s and their pussies smell like an old folks home, no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into…I figure there’s so many 25 year old willing to have a one night stand, who don’t have their inner thigh skin hanging around their knees to throw me off.

But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married.

I mean shit, she looks fucking perfect enough for me in this bikini shoot.

I want her life experience and born in 1968 dripping off my fucking face.

Seriously, I’m in love. I need to climb the nearest mountain and scream her fucking name….amazing…