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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them.

I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control….

But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped.

It’s the fucking worst.

This offends me.

It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

16

Apr

Today in Miley Cyrus Braless News of the Day

Miley Cyrus tweeted a story about how it is healthy to not wear a bra and she rejoiced because I guess she doesn’t ever wear a bra, making her think she was onto something before everyone else, for the first time in her life, a head of the curve of the braless even though we’ve all heard these studies for generations, and we all know bras suck, and we all like seeing natural breasts hang naturally in shirts, all hard nippled and amazing….but I figure let Miley think she invented this trend, it will just mean she’ll take more ownership on it, because when you’re a fabricated poptart pile of shit, with a team of idiots around you controlling your every move, it is hard to be an innovator in anything, so now she can celebrate this movement, be an icon in this movement, while we can all try to masturbate to her work, if only our penises could get hard…


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2013

16

Apr

Naya Rivera, Jennifer Morrison, Clare Bowen, Christa Miller Nude for Allure of the Day

They are nude – but they might as well be clothed, because I can’t see spread asshole or labia, so it doesn’t fucking count, but I guess the less desensitized virgin motherfuckers and Arabs, will see all this skin, and get excited their favorite girl from TV is naked, despite not being able to see any of the parts that make her naked, but who is naked, as technicality cuz she’s not in fucking clothes….

To me, it just reminds me of this girl I dated with a meaty pussy, who was ashamed of her meaty pussy, and who I think used to tuck her meaty pussy into herself, because everytime we’d have sex she’d run to the bathroom, not to mention, she also wore maxi pads every fucking day and when I asked her way, she said cuz it was like a pillow for her pussy, which was almost as weird as the fact that despite fucking her, I never saw her pussy. She didn’t like being eaten out, she’d let me finger her and fuck her, but the second we were done, pants were on. It fucked with my mind, because I was like “i fuck this girl, but I’ve never seen her twat”….

Only this is the nude modeling version.

For those of you who don’t know these girls – Naya Rivera is on Glee, Jennifer Morrison was on House, is on Once Upon a Time, Christa Miller is on Cougar Town and thank god she’s not Courtney Cox and Clare Bowen is on Nashville….

Posted in:Christa Miller|Clare Bowen|Jennifer Morrison|Naya Rivera

2013

16

Apr

Britney Spears Face of the Day

Here is a picture of the legendary teen icon, Britney Spears, no longer a teen, definitely not a girl and fully a woman, and old, washed up, tired woman who is hanging with what looks like Jabba the Hut, at least according to its chin, possibly to make her look skinnier, or maybe just because this is what America Looks like now thanks to all the bad food marketed to you, and it’s working, because Britney, despite looking dead, with no soul, all medicated and confused, with her titties and belly button stickin’ out, looks hot to me, but then again, medicated, dazed and confused girls is with no souls is kinda what I’m into. Maybe I just have a stupid lookin’ face fetish.


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2013

16

Apr

Miranda Kerr Unveils the New Qantas Uniform of the Day

Sure she’s not half naked, like you’d expect from a bikini/lingerie model, but I guess she is modeling Flight Attendant uniforms, and no one has made an ideal airline where the girls are babes half naked serving you endless drinks. In fact, every time I have traveled, the flight attendants have been old fucking hags, union workers, who sit in the back of the plane and gossip about other flight attendants, instead of living up the 1940s aviation dream of models working the aisles for your comfort, safety and enjoyment, even though they look like they may have been working in the 40s, at least based on their sex appeal.

That said, the Qantas airline uniform, straight from Australia, has a Film Noir, Carmen Sandiego, spy vibe to it, and if you pretend that she’s wearing nothin’ underneath, shit’s fucking erotic while waiting to board the plane and not get peanuts cuz kids have weak immune systems and fucked that up for us.


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

16

Apr

Amanda Bynes Face in Video Porn of the Day

Amanda Bynes whether she’s lost her mind officially, or if this is just her playing a prank on the world, because it’s easy to do and it gets everyone talking about her, even if she’s just sitting there masterminding the whole thing because she likes the mind fuck and attention, turns me on.

I just think long legs, tight body, acting all out of control is what life is all about, because all girls at their core are fucking insane, so when they put it out there, at least you know what you’re getting, and knowing another robbed of her youth child star with long legs is off the deep end and not fronting, even if this is all a lie, excites me and this video helps.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with making out with toothless, unshowered, probably homeless chicks while drunk…is waking up with a throat infection…and by making out I mean eating out. The worst pain ever. I may die from this flesh eating bacteria raping me. Remember me or don’t. Here are some morning links….

Take the Condom Challenge
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Hey Perverts Selena Gomez Announced a 56 City Tour for you to Park Outside in a Van and Jerk
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Testing Your Best Friend
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Kat Von D in a See Through Outfit
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Today’s Bikini Butt Workout
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Heather Graham Joins Californication
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Boat Parkour Fail
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Hot Girls Having Fun
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Cat Screams NO before a Bath
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Puppy Gets Stuck in a Bowl
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Wolverine 2’s New Poster for the Virgins
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How To Pick Up a Woman Cop
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Sharon and Ozzy Broke Up
GO GO GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s kinda funny when a straight guy beats the shit out of a gay guy, it’s called gay bashing…almost as bad as a guy beating up a girl, even though you’re both guys….

But when a gay guy beats the shit out of a straight guy it’s called defending himself against gay bashers.

Because gay dudes are into fitness, being jacked up, possibly from a martial arts class where they get to wrestle unsuspecting straight dudes before watching them change and shower….

Life just isn’t fair for the straight light skinned man anymore.

Not that I care, I don’t believe in violence. I just saw a gay guy scrapping at a bar this weekend and everyone babied him even though he started it…weird.

Here are some links….click them…

Beefcake Ireland Baldwin and her Baldwin Jaw Showing Side Tit at Coachella
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Snooki is a fucking Monster
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Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Harper’s Bazaar Like a Porn Slut without the Porn
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Drunk Irish Sounds of Silence in Muppet Voices
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Her Name is Candace and She’s Modeling Half Naked
GO GO GO

Elisabeth Moss Topless
GO GO GO

Pia Rizza Haggard as Fuck Bikini Pictures
GO GO GO

Beyonce for H&M is Horrible
GO GO GO

Bikini Posing Lesson
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Hot Girls from Social Media
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Getting Better At Hiding Her Cocaine
GO GO GO

Wildlife Foodies
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Epic Pool Trick Dunks
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The Celebs at Coachella
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Lady Gaga Naked in 2009
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This Kid Couldn’t Perform His Farting at a Talent Show
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Tallulah Willis Coachella Crotch Shot
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Mylene Klass is Hot in a Bikini
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Homemade Ramp Wakeboarding Fail
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MTV Movie Awards Winners List
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Monica Mendez Has Huge Tits
GO GO GO

Evil Cat Compilation
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Some Hot Pics of Emily Didonato
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Miranda Kerr Walking in Everyday Clothes….
GO GO GO

Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs at Coachella
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Emma Watson’s Knees Get Me So Hot and Bothered
GO GO GO

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for OK Magazine
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Public Boob Training
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7 Year Old Does Guns and Roses
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Kelly Andrews Is Hot and Topless
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Alison Brie Imitates Internet Memes
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Record Breaking Backflip
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Denise Van Outen Squatting in a Magazine
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian is Dressed Like Your Grandmother’s Couch, only Fatter
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Clint Eastwood At Coachella
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Here are some girls with Some Gap…..
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Dog Snores Like Daffy Duck
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Ashley Tisdale in Maxim Lookin Hot….
GO GO GO

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Girl Fucks Her Friend With a Drilldo
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Thigh High Wand Masturbation
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Getting Extra Credit in African School – Ghetto Fucking Video
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Triple Anal Penetration
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A Girl Fucked by a Machine
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Dildo Fun in the Shower
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get Your Girl One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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If you’re balding or thinning, look into this, it will fix it.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Apr

The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella of the Day

Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40.

Or maybe he was just there checking up on them, to make sure the MOLLY they were rolling on was up to speed like being at a star studded party in the 80s when it was invented.

Or maybe, just maybe, he is the one who got them in, cuz they aren’t the big stars they want to be, and may end up being the next HILTON sisters, because these socialite trash things happen in waves, but as far as I’m concerned, they are lovely as fuck.

Posted in:Francesca Eastwood|Morgan Eastwood

2013

15

Apr

Sandra Vergara’s in Me in my Place of the Day

Sandra Vergara is Sofia Vergara’s adopted sister, who was sent over to Colombia from Peru when she was a baby and her mom was dying from whatever people die from in Third World countries, a death that turned out to be a blessing, because her older cousin/sister was driven and busty and broke down doors so that her freeloading cousin/sister could just move in and set up shop…not that doing Me in my Place is setting up shop in anyway, I mean it’s pretty low level fame on her quest for high level fame, riding her sister/cousin’s coattails….

But getting half naked because people want to take pics of you cuz of who your sister/cousin is, works for me… and I guess also works for her…

Here are some of the pics.


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Posted in:Sandra Vergara