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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2013

Apr

Coachella Week 1 Celebrity Mega Post of the Day

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Coachella is a commercial sponsored by McDonalds that all the mainstream, out of touch, clueless, spoiled brat celebrities attend because it is the “cool” thing to do when you’re in LA and rich.

I mean it is just a music festival, but it comes with so much garbage a round it, from corporate parties, to suburban lookin’ mall kids going nuts on MOLLY…..

But as much as I hate music festivals, especially ones that pretend to be cool, I do like seeing rich girls high as fuck at music festivals …..

So I’m glad someone put together this Mega POSTS OF BABES A COACHELLA because it reminds me that I didn’t miss out on shit….one more week to go…

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2013

Apr

Glamour Model Seren Gibson’s Debut Titty Appearance of the Day

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It’s a big day in this busty hooker with daddy issues’ life. This is having her debut performance in NUTS magazine, so that a whole new readership of people can fall in love with her like the old guy who pays her to suck her feet at the stripclub she worked at before being recruited to be a busty topless model…unless she’s the rare breed of busty topless models who just knew at a young age that they were beyond being a stripper and that their calling was to take those tits straight to the magazines avoiding that whole typical daddy issue cliche. You know the kind of waitress who is tired of shit tips and long hours who is just like “fuck it, let’s take these tits and get famous”…..something I encourage all girls, even flat chested ones, to do…cuz there’s just something about topless models that I like….and I”m thinking it starts with their nipples.

Her name is Seren Gibson and you may be seeing more from her…

Some Other Hooker Is in the Issue Naked Too
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2013

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Smaller Tits for Allure of the Day

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There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me.

Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.

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2013

Apr

Mariah Carey Blowdrying Her Hair Porn of the Day

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Here’s a new fetish of mine – Mariah Carey in a tight dress pretending to do her own hair, even though you know this high maintenance diva has a hair stylist on staff and never leaves the house without her, because that’s just the way celebrities are.

But I guess it’s nice to pretend, I do it every time I have sex with my wife, you know by pretending it isn’t happening, or pretending that smell is just the garbage I forgot to bring out, filled with rotting meat and not unhygienic pussy I’m at least an inch deep in….

Either way, here’s the pic

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2013

Apr

Arianny Celeste Strips in an Elevator to Promote Shit of the DAy

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Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win.

Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.

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2013

Apr

Rihanna Posted Boston Gore on her Instagram of the Day

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I get that people are shocked by the bomb in Boston, it’s a horrible thing, innocent people were killed by some psycho or a group of psychos, and it disgusts me, makes me wonder about humanity, while making me not want to leave my house because the world is filled with crazies…

But I think there are ways to acknowledge the insanity, or pay your respects, especially when you are a poptart with a huge following, without posting a picture of a guy on top of what might be a a dead body, surrounded by blood.

I mean I don’t know the story behind the pic or the people in it, I just know posting blood and gore, even if it happened and is newsworthy and a tragedy, is pretty distasteful.

It’s not like I posted the pics of people with blown of limbs that were sent into me, because there just isn’t a point, we all know what happened.

She should stick to posting nudes, and so should I, but as far as I’m concerned, when twats do stupid shit, commenting on it, is what I do…

Someone should report her account, not that instagram would shut her down ever, she could post spread vagina pics and they’d be like “Rihanna uses our app OMG”

Fuck it. The real terrorists have already won. Those terrorists are Celebrities.

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2013

Apr

Victoria Justice’s Shitty Leaked Pic of the Day

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Last week, this picture of Victoria Justice was posted to her twitter and this is what she had to say about it….

“My phone was stolen & some1 (someone) leaked this. Wasn’t meant 2 (sic) be ‘sexy’, I took it as a joke cuz (because) I look like an 80s aerobics instructor. Hacking & stealing is not cool. Respect peoples (sic) personal property… I would never post a picture of myself like that. I’m not taking this lightly & I will find out who stole my private property.”

So basically, her phone gets stolen, and this is what gets posted to her social media? I am gonna assume that like all girls she has a password on her shit, and like all girls she’s got nudes on her shit, and that this week later statement is just trying to clear up her image because I guess she’s one of those starlets who isn’t allowed to be sexy in her Nickelodeon contract, but the second that shit is over, the flood gates of smut will come through.

You know she posted this, is pretending it was a hacker, and the reality is she’s in a fucking one piece, it’s not like she’s spread pussy or asshole.

Kids are soft these days. What happened to the days of real leaked pics. The internet and social media ruined them..

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2013

Apr

Beyonce’s Nipple Dress of the Day

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In some cry for attention, trying to be shocking and exciting, an artist who really puts herself out there and is probably hoping people will give her the same attention they give Rihanna, because you know Rihanna is her husband’s employee, and wives always hate the younger hotter money makers in their husband’s office. Beyonce has put on a weird glitter titty shirt.

If she’s going for sex appeal, Beyonce has failed, this is more of a moms gathering in the park to protest breast feeding, you know some crazy hippie celebration of the woman form and natural feeding process….but I’m gonna assume Beyonce is too into herself to bother with breast feeding, that shit’s for the wet nurse, she’s got music to make and dances to choreograph.

No matter what this is, you know that Beyonce is into herself and this is obviously just an extension of that love.

Now I’m sure these aren’t her nipples, and that they are just costume, because Beyonce nipples are probably much more pepperoni shaped, and aiming more towards the ground, but it’s like putting prosthetic tits on a bitch who needs tgen, the illusion is there, and even if it doesn’t do much for me or for Beyonce, it still happened….

Next stop will be her glitter covered dick suit.

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2013

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

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Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents.

But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent.

The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati…

Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

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2013

Apr

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex….

I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit.

Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is….

She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times.

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