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2013

15

Apr

Sara Sampaio is Hot For Elle Russia of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who while they are promoting aggressively so people get comfortable with her replacing Miranda Kerr, is allowed to branch out and pose for other publications, you know to help build her brand. It’s basic, effective marketing.

So here she is in Elle Russia, all hot lingerie model bodied, in hot lingerie model poses, hiding her nipples in a way that screams she’d totally show us her nipples, cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is.

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2013

15

Apr

Katerine McPhee in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

American Idol winner or contestent or whatever the fuck Katherine McPhee is or was, spent the weekend at Coachella in a bikini as these Coachella trash do….Coachella, a more convenient location to bomb than the Boston Marathon – Saudi Nationals, not because I wish death upon anyone, but because Coachella is the worst….and if you’re gonna try to upset a nation, hit them at their royalty, who are in fact just garbage human beings who live shitty lives with no morals, getting overpaid in their self absorbed life of luxury worlds.

I mean sure it is probably a good time for them, and you can’t hate them for going for it, but you can hate them for everything they represent. I know I do.


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2013

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Agua de Coco of the Day

At least this isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but I am going to assume that it is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, because Candice Swanepoel is modeling it, and she’ pretty much is owned by the billion dollar brand, because I hate Victoria’s Secret pictures. They are all the fucking same, they lack creativity, and they edit out the good parts of the girls, like their stubble on their inner thigh bikini line, and their hard nipples they’d totally expose if they were allowed or told to,, because that’s life as a fucking puppet…a puppet a want to fuck…but in all seriousness, what puppet wouldn’t I fuck….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

15

Apr

Torrie Wilson’s Vagina Being Squeezed Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Torrie Wilson is a wrestler, or ex wrestler and it looks like her vagina hasn’t given up the job, is still going at it strong, as it wrestles the fuck out of her bikini bottoms. It’s more entertaining and more realistic than the WWF.


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2013

15

Apr

Nina Agdal for Esquire of the Day

For some reason, people have been posting NINA AGDAL BIKINI CATALOG PICS like they are interesting, or more importantly, like they are new, even though I posted them February, cuz that’s just the kind of blogger I am….one who is on top of shit even though I don’t want to be…

I figured if you’re looking for the latest in this bikini model who looks a little downs syndrome in the face, but is making it big thanks to SI and her rockin’ immigrant body, here are some hot pics she did for the recent esquire.

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2013

15

Apr

The Boston Marathon Explosion of the Day

There was an attack on the last remaining skinny people in America.

This is just fucking crazy. I mean the idea that public gatherings and events are not safe, blows my fucking mind, but not in the way this bomb is blowing up a bunch of innocent people. Horrible.

Apparently, the majority of the injuries were unsuspecting people in the crowd, just there to cheer on the runners at the finish line, after running a crazy fucking run, apparently limbs were lost not sure about death toll, or if there is a death toll, but it’s a pretty fucking shitty day at the races.

Watching this will make you never want to leave your house, something I’ve been doing since the 90s, because the world is fucking crazy and people are fucking evil.

That’s why I normally just focus on the titties.

One of my facebook friends, who is okay just posted this:

We are a block behind where this is happening we’re pulled from our car by cops. Now in a lockdown on a street area.

Drunkenstepfather.com from the front lines of the internet / the comfort of my damp, mold ridden, basement hole I call home, no I’m not talking about my wife’s asshole.

I guess bombing is the new public shooting with all that registered gun control shit.

Update – 12 Dead So Far.

Update – The suspect is a Saudi National….whatever that means.

Update – I can’t get into a bar with a bottle of beer, with security as insane as it is, with close circuit cameras and the ability to catch a guy an hour after it happened, why couldn’t they catch him before – weird.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

15

Apr

Rihanna’s Serious See Through Pics of the Day

There have been rumors going around for years that Rihanna was a sex worker when she was a teenager and that is how this whole career shit happened for her, via her vagina at a young age.

And I believe it.

I think that kind of selling your body paves the way for you to sell your soul to the entertainment industry, putting it all out there, and allowing the public and the execs to rape you from all angles like you are a puppet or a sex doll, something you’re used to.

It would explain her exhibitionist, always naked, hustle, not that I’m complaining, because shitty tits or not, I’m into seeing everyone’s nipple even if it comes from a broken down place….no wait…especially if it comes from an emotionally broken place.

These are supposed outtakes from her recent album, I figure it’s a photoshop job, but they included the nipple ring, and that makes it legit enough for me to post.

Posted in:NSFW|Rihanna

2013

15

Apr

Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting.

In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out

But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig.

She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

15

Apr

Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties .

Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.

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2013

15

Apr

Paris Hilton Makes Her Boyfriend Wear her Name on his Head of the Day

I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed.

But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead.

It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.

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