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2013

19

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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It is 5 am…no girls are answering my text messages requesting oral sex….maybe cuz it is a monday…but probably cuz they never answer…forever alone…but luckily I got the internet and an obese wife I hate to both listen to, look at, smell, and wash cuz she’s too fat to wash herself….because those things make me feel like I still got it….

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2013

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like an explorer….a modern day Indiana Jones….I am hoping that walking the streets tonight….will lead to some amazing finds….like girls who are 48 hours into their binge…unable to process anything….because those ones are the easiest to finger bang as they drool on themselves….and while I do that….Here are tonight’s stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift’s Booty in Mid Air Flight….
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Kelly Bensimon’s Got a Hot Bikini Body – I’m Into It
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50 Coolest Video Game Moments in TV
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Toughest Woman Ever
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Nicki Minaj for Elle
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White Girls Got Booty Too
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I am Into Staring Down Coco’s Shirt
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Little Woody on the Beach Prank – Hilarious!!
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Epic Beer Pong Dunk Insanity
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Bradley Cooper Perms His Hair and the Pic is Hilarious
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Stupid Dart Stunt
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Dude Can’t Handle a Dirty Diaper
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Some Extreme Shopping Insanity
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Michelle Obama in Vogue is Not Pornographic Enough
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Construction Site Hottie Naked and Looking good
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Single Mom Tits. Good For Motor Boating!
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Joanna Krupa Braless for Some Through
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75 Pics of Seriously Busty Fucking Girls
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20 Hottest Pics of Pam Rodriguez
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Megan Elizabth is a Hot Half Naked babe
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Kellie Pickler Ass in Tights
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Strangest Cat Meow Ever – It Sounds Like a Goat!
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Mike Lohan Went Nuts at Lohan’s Press Conference
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Sluts Gone Wild in McDonald’s
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A Whole Lot of Kimberley Garner Bikini Pics
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Condom Tricks
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Saint Patrick’s Day Girls Gone Wild (69 pics)
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Rosario Dawson Interviewed for Some Movie Called Trance
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Hot Girl Gets Interviewed Proper
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Spring Breakers is a Hit
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Here’s The Original Fire Crotch…
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Ursula Andress Nude in Playboy
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Her Name is Krista Jams and She’s Seriously Busty
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India Reynold’s and Beth Humphries Behind the Scenes at a Topless Photoshoot
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A Whole Lot of Christina Milian Cellulite
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Rihanna releasing a Documentary – Really? I wonder if they cover her prostitute Past?!
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Britney Spears Tight Shirt/Short Shorts at the Soccer Game
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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in a Horrible Photoshoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Sweaty Camel Toe
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Check Out These Hot Babes
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Prankster Gets Arrested for Jumping Over Cop
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Hot to Make Popcorn in China
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Urban Wing Suit Insanity
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Home Alone Teen Rubs Her Hairy Vagina
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Granny Sex Isn’t Porn – It’s Science!
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Blind Folded Girl Gets Facial
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Hot Body Strips to Britney
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Big Boobs Shoves Sex Toy in her Asshole
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“babysitter” massaged and fucked
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Today in Arab Sex
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Cute Anal
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All Kinds of Girls….I Said All Kinds of Girls….Naked on Cam….
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I use Vibrators on Chicks Always….and they Love It
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Girls Don’t Like Your Thinning Hair…Fix It….Seriously….You Can Fix It….
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2013

18

Mar

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pics of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, fit body and lesbian haircut to some retreat to deal with the pain in her heart now that he’s fled back to Australia….and I’m a little disappointed…I thought her body was better than this…I was expecting a Miley bikini to blow my fucking mind…while the only thing that has blown my mind is coming to terms with the fact that I know anything about her relationship status….I know more about her love life than I do about the size, shape, dimensions of her labia….and that’s fucking weird.

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2013

18

Mar

Nutella on Booty at the Ultra Festival of the Day

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It is the Ultra music festival in Miami….which is essentially just a group of party kids taking over Miami during Spring Break…to party like idiots for a few days…to the “best” DJs and rappers in the fucking world….and these dude decided to head out there with a jar of Nutella and a few 20 dollar bills to spread in a booty of a willing girl….and lick it off cuz girls will do do anything for either a video camera or…..20 bucks…..

This may be ridiculous….but the real question I have in all this is why am I not the dude making videos like this…I’ve failed myself….

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Half Naked for a Stndrd Magazine of the Day

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This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian….

I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….

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2013

18

Mar

Blake Lively’s Awesome Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

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It took my 14 days to realize that Blake Lively posted this bikini picture of herself to social media…a bikini picture than in its own right…is pretty fantastic….but that since it belongs to Blake Lively…all married and shit….and out of work now that Gossip Girl is no more….she’s kinda taken the backseat…no one fucking cares…..because I fucking know when everyone, even an extra from a fucking McDonald’s commercial posts a bikini pic….that fact that this one fell through the cracks….just means she barely exists anymore….and I like to think that’s a good thing…cuz girls who barely exist always try to make a comeback…even after having a couple kids and a failed marriage…and based on this bikini pic….I am down to watch….

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2013

18

Mar

Jessica Gomes in Agent Provocateur for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Jessica Gomes is a 27 year old Australian bikini model who you may know from Sports Illustrated….where she models bikinis every year…showing off her awesome Australian body….and half Portugese Fisherman/half chinese titties….

Well, now she’s in lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar….fascinating. I know.

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2013

18

Mar

Kellie Pickler Ass on Dancing with the Stars of the Day

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Kellie Pickler, hick…who I am convinced just plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish….it’s just the way we’ve been brought up….has gone from American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…and seeing her arrive on set…makes me really want to milk her like a cow out back…ideally with my dick…and/or mouth….because let’s face it…..the stupid hicks all inbred and shit…are just happy to take any cock that doesn’t belong to their grandfather….at least that’s what I’m banking on….while violating myself to her ass pics….

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2013

18

Mar

I am – Bummed Lohan isn’t Going to Jail of the Day

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I am still a fan of Lindsay Lohan. I think she’s got serious potential and good things will eventually come her way….because let’s face it…she’s Lindsay Lohan…and herpes or not…I’d love to smear that vagina all over my face…

I was really hoping her sentence would lead to her in jail. I figure she could use the time out of society, and since she’s already a lesbian…or was a lesbian…she’d be in heaven…like on set of a lesbian porn scene….

With all celebs breaking the law, she got off easy….90 days in a lockdown rehab facility….30 days of community service…..18 months of therapy….

If only all people with her record got treated this way…breaking the law would be a lot more fun to do….but not all people are celebrities and don’t get that preferential treatment…

I’m just hoping she doesn’t die….cuz I’m into her…or at least her tits..and think they have a few more years in them….

She’s just a broken girl…and I don’t think this is really news….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz I like to live and breathe all things Lohan….when I remember she exists…like on sentencing days like today.

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