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2013

18

Mar

Shiri Appleby’s Alleged Nude Photo of the Day

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This is some big news for the virgin losers of the world…. SHIRI APPLEBY ….may be promoting herself by releasing nude pics…and this may be one of those nude pics….cuz nude pics get people excited, they represent the hooker ethics and morals of a celebrity…or a girl who wants to be a celebrity…..while not damaging their careers if it is presented the right way….in fact…I don’t think it ever damages careers…cuz we wanna see all these TARTS naked….

Now if you’re like me, you have no idea who Shiri Appleby is….but let me bring you up to speed….she’s currently PREGNANT and in her bikini …..she was on a show called Roswell that every socially awkward weirdo I know watched…..and now she’s a guest star on Chicago Fires…and here she is or someone who looks like her….trying to get some male attention…cuz pregnancy…always makes girls feel undesirable…especically when they are struggling actors..

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2013

18

Mar

Christina Milian Tweets Some Ass Pics on Springbreak of the Day

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Christina Milian is my kind of single mother, recent divorcee, who has tried the playing house traditional shit….but who would much rather go wild on Spring Break like she was still 21…leaving the baby with the nanny, and spending the ex husband, who writes songs for Bieber’s money, going nuts…shooting off pics of her ass and her friend’s ass…in what is typical spring break booty party….in a generation that is booty obsessed…all to let her ex know what’s he’s missing, despite probably fucking three hotter versions of this girl at the same time as she took these pics, cuz that’s just how groupies work…..while she’s just lookin’ desperate while lookin’ like a bad mother….too old to be doing this shit…and for some reason, that’s fucking porn to me….

To See Her Cellulite in a Bikini in a WHole Lot of Pics
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2013

18

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Hot for Vogue Germany of the Day

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I don’t know if it is a fetish, but I would say that I am a serious fan of the 1960s farm girl look….especially when it’s pulled off by a pretty big lingerie model…..cuz I really love this shoot….it reminds me of a simpler times….or of a naughty bored housewife who is still good at doing housework cuz society hasn’t ruined her into thinking she can have a career…..you know

The other reason I like it, is cuz Karolina Kurkova looks hot as fuck, while she brings hope to all girls who were once fat…that they can stop eating and get skinny….sure it was a matter of her career being cut short when Victoria’s Secret almost fired her for being plus sized….despite 98% of their customers being plus sized…you know mall rats in small towns…trying to keep the spark alive for their high school sweethearts….who they hate…but have no choice but to stick with…cuz that’s the Christian way…..

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2013

18

Mar

Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

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Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist…

So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home….

I’m into it….

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW

2013

18

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

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It always feels weird to me when I promote Sara Underwood…or at least notice Sara Underwood….cuz she’s wearing a tight dress…because she’s some Playboy bitch who only exists because of Playboy…who hookered herself out to Seacrest and landed a gig on a show that targeted nerds and that has since been cancelled…bringing her back to her roots as nothing but a playboy chick…who can google and see naked in Playboy…from back in her prime…rather than lookin at pics of her in a tight dress that are current….because nudity…no matter when it was shot…is just better to jerk off to….no matter how hot and tight her fake tits and awesome booty look in her short little dress….and some night club…lookin for a new husband to take her career to the next level….by getting pregnant when she can cuz it is all downhill from here…

Sure she’s flashing some panties…but panty flashes don’t matter when you’re a Playboy bitch who has her pussy all over the internet….whether you spent a year on a TV show that got cancelled or not…

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2013

18

Mar

Sophie Turner Gets Work of the Day

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Sophie Turner is a funny story to those of you who have never heard of her…and I am going to assume most of you haven’t…because that’s all part of what makes her story funny….

She’s some Australian who was in law school, but decided that she was too hot for law school, and decided to join a reality show finding what I can assume was the next Glamour Model….but that she likes to call “supermodel competition”….leading her to LA where she got little to no work, was nothing but a bikini body to the paparazzi, and that kept the struggle on until realizing she should go back to law school, cuz this fame shit doesn’t work for everyone…..but she still had the bug….burning in side her…the fire….leading to her self produced twitter pics…and now this shoot with some youtube channel…where she crawls around in her lingerie…for what I can assume she didn’t get pay for…unless you consider someone noticing you…getting paid…and I’m gonna assume she does…

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2013

18

Mar

Rihanna in Concert of the Day

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I was invited to go to the Rihanna concert pretty last minute last night…and since i was already drunk….and since I am in love with Rihanna….for some many reasons….starting with her being hot bodied and broken…rich and famous….a rumored child prostitute turned popstar who lets her boyfriend beat her up then runs back to him….who is at the top of her game….

And despite her showing up an hour late, and her inability to actually sing or hold a note, despite being run through auto-tune machinery….she was pretty hot to watch do her dancehall dancing for an hour….I’m talking humping the air, twerking, gyrating, slapping the floor….

I have a feeling she may have had a yeast infection…cuz she kept scratching her vagina….but maybe that’s all part of the show…

Either way, I am unapologetic for going, mainly because along with Rihanna being a live action porno movie for my mind…her fans, at least here, are some gutter girls….strippers, fake tits, some with kids, some with boyfriends, all fucking gyrating in the audience along with her….making the whole experience…sexy as fuck…reminding me that Rihanna is the hottest bitch in the game right now….

HERE ARE A BUNCH OF PICS OF HER IN CONCERT
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2013

18

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Amazing Tits for 25 Magazine of the Day

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Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear.

It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….

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2013

18

Mar

Hey Star Wars Nerds – Deathstar Explosion was an Inside Job of the Day

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I’ve never seen the Star Wars movies…..I know….how can a guy this socially awkward, who runs a website…and sits on a computer all day…not watch virgin nerd shit….I mean everyone from the late 70s saw the shit…but I was too poor to go to the movies and didn’t give a fuck then and don’t give a fuck now….

But I do love me a good conspiracy theory…and I do know that people like you are really into Star Wars and this shit will be fucking porno to you and that is why I’m sharing…

The things I do to keep you assholes happy….is beyond me.

Posted in:Star Wars

2013

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Turns out the only good thing about St Patrick’s day…is befriending drunk idiots in exchange for free drinks…because as much as I hate the St Patrick’s Day crowd…there are a lot of people who aren’t like me, and don’t get drunk everyday, and can’t handle their booze, and don’t get angry from drinking…but instead want to celebrate….oh and it also brings out babes who can’t handle their liquor to shit bars I frequent…giving me targets and objectives that I can’t hit…but try anyway…..cuz drinking is my office motherfucker…

Here are some links…

Anderson Cooper Gays Out Hard Like a Gay in the 80s By Frenching Madonna
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Gwyneth Paltro Had a Miscarriage – Because Even Cod Hates Her
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50 Pics of Dogs!
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About Selena Gomez
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Kimmy Is a Slutty Blonde in a Slutty Dress
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2 Guys / 1 Ramp – Idiots
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Is Emma Watson The 50 Shades Star? Will You get to See Her Fuck?!
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No One Likes Thinning Hair – Stop It Before It’s Too Late Baldy….
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