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2013

01

Mar

The Russian High School Musical Star is Awesome of the Day

It is nice to see some low level immigrant from Russia….make it in America….at least for a minute…where she was cast in all the High School Musical movies….in a time that probably made her think she had a fighting chance….like when her mom got her first pair of Levis in the early 80s….a taste of freedom….that was taken from her…when she learned a valuable lesson….secondary characters don’t matter….but as a fighter…from a war torn place…she’s got up and met the challenges ahead of her…by posting hot pics to social media to her die hard fans…and by die hard fans…I mean creepy perverts who masturbate to High School Musical movies enough to know who their secondary characters are…

Here name is…Olesya Rulin….Look Out for Her she’s trouble…

And she’s lovely…

Posted in:Olesya Rulin

2013

01

Mar

Anais Pouliot in a Bikini of the Day


Anais Pouliot is named after my favorite thing to fuck….because it’s functional during periods…tight enough for my penis to feel a little choked out….unlike those pesky vaginas…and the shit it leaves on my dick is often times better than the vagina shit I am faced with considering the questionable womnen I get with……

She is also from Montreal…and never calls me to hang out when she’s visiting her parents….fucking snob.

Here she is in a bikini getting famous while I watch….Maybe she’s got a sister…I can go camp outside her house and masturbate to…if only I wasn’t too lazy to find out….

Dirty little french girl….

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2013

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL Thighs are brought to you by MandyInTheSkyWithDiamonds…haters gonna hate….

My new pick-up line is “nice shorts”….I say it to all girls…but only when they aren’t wearing shorts…and so far. it has not got me laid…

Stay tuned for more tips from a homeless man on how to get laid….

Here are some links…

Nicki Minaj Has Got Some Fucking Cleavage – Oh My – Now if Only She Could Rap….
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Does the World Need More Bradi Glanville in a Bikini? Probably not….
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WalMart Truck Vs Bridge
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Man Squats 905 LBs
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The Best Teen Movies of All Time…
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I Like Misheard Lyrics. More than Actual Lyrics….
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Reporter Dodges a Kiss and it is Awesome!
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Morning Inspiration – Blonde Takes Three Dicks in her Ass at Once….I like Girls Who Achieve Greatness….
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Hey Virgins – Third X-Files Movie Yo
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8 Pics of a Nerd’s Wet Dream – Red Headed and Showing Cleavage….
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Longest Axe and Machete Juggling On a Balance Board Ever – Record Breakin’ Winner is Still a Loser…..
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A Billionaire is Building the Titanic
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33 Sexiest Texans
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Emillia Clarke Holdin Pussy With Them Titties
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We All Need Webcam Sex Sometimes…
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The 100 Sexiest Terry Richardson Shoots…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Mar

Pug Vs Peanut Butter of the Day

I hate porn, but I love pugs. I know that may come across as creepy…especially for a guy with no real soul….or emotion…but as soon as you put one of these fuckers in front of me….I turn into a school girl a bieber concert…I go fucking nuts…and grab at them and hug them like a weirdo…and not in a creepy way…you know to lure girls back to my van…or to smear peanut butter on yourself but in a Pugs are better than humans and their faces are so ridiculous way….


To see more pug stuff go to MotherPugger

Posted in:stepPETS

2013

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day


Today’s stepGIRL is CallMeFamous …I’d rather Call Her my Wife….at least for a night….

I am not an alcoholic….I just like spending my days drunk because it makes everything funnier, tolerable, especially my wife…cuz when I am drunk I can just stare at those saggers and ignore the rest of her….you know and laugh at how life wronged me…while being sober…just fucks all that up….and we wouldn’t want to ruin a good…albeit depressing as fuck thing….I drink at night because I am already drunk and figure why stop the party that is life….not that you care….so Here are the stepLINKS…that’s all you want from me anyway…

I Like that Megan Fox’s Ego Now That She Can’t Get Work is Finally Caving….But I Prefer Just Lookin’ at the pics…
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Holly Madison Can’t Wait to Eat her Placenta!
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The Russian Guy Who Touches 100 Boobs in one Video
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How To Get a Bubble Butt…aka the Best Video Ever…
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Lesley Mann Jiggling Megan Fox Titties
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Behind the Scenes at a Canyon Rope Jump – The Asshole Boyfriend Gets Dumped Version…
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Nicole Scherzinger Does a Photoshoot…Doesn’t Expose Testicles.
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The Most Homophobic Man in the World……Can’t Eat Hot Dogs….
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Bella Thorne’s Lookin’ good in her Fitness Gear / Tight as Fuck Pants
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America’s Top 15 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations: 2013 Edition
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Chantelle Houghton Has Awesome Cameltoe…
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I Have Seen This Girl’s Asshole on Twitter…
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Olivia Wilde
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Top 10 Best Goats Yelling Over Songs
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Kristen Stewart is the Ugliest Actress in Hollywood….
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Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Fantasy….
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Nicole Eggert Isn’t as Fat As I Thought She Was in her Bathing Suit
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Xenia Deli Has a Great Sandwich is her Panties…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – the Cameron Diaz Edition
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Alem Shake!
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Australia’s Unluckiest Man….
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Diane Kruger in Some Fetish Leggings Lookin’ Hot
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Misheard Song Lyrics Make me Laugh – Especially the Boner One
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Mila Kunis Hot at the Oz Premiere
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Best Female Drummers Ever
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Girls Flash Their Boobs on Bikes In Public and It is Awesome….
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Some ReallY Big Tits Tanning Topless…
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Liberty Ross See Through!
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Ron Jeremy is Back At Work Since His Surgery….What Better Way To Celebrate than to Watch Him Fuck in a Classic Horrible Clip
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Jordan Carver Has Ridiculous Tits
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You Need More Kim Kardashian Tits in your Life…
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Morena Baccarin in some Hot Photoshoot
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Jodie Gasson’s Got a Fat Ass in Lingerie
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Clive Palmer – Billionaire – Recreates the Titanic
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How About a Blocked Badminton Shot….Yes..Badminton…
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The 50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids’ Movies…
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Some Dude Exposes Himself to Two College Girls on a Bench – THey Aren’t Impressed….(NSFW)
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Wife Getting Dirty in a Car….(NSFW)
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Miss Teen Delaware is Offered a Porn Deal
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Jennifer Lawrence Gettin’ Highhhhhh and Drunk…..
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5 Pugs on a Sled
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Holy Shit Jordan Carver Has Huge TIts
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January Jones Has Got Some Cleavage and a Fatherless Child…
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Dude Locked Out of Hotel Naked is Hilarious
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David Duchovny Wants Third X-Files
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Jennifer Lawrence Gettin High….
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Ice T Files For Divorce from Coco and Demands The Fake ass and Titties back
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Shhh…Just Lay There While I Pound You…
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I would Totally Do Coke Off Her Ass
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Amateur Sex Party! Set to the Sounds of Shakira
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Awesome REverese Handjob
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I think she’s licking ass…
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50 Shades of Facials – Artistic and Romantic
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Face Fucking and Other Amateur S&M
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Feb

Alyson Michalka Posts a Bikini Pic of the Day

Alyson Michalka has a sister and together they are exploited Disney jailbait that never was….cuz they had this window of maybe they’d be the next Miley but kinda ended up no where…even though they are babes…and look at this one’s body…it’s out of a porno magazine…all fit and rockin what looks like implants…making me happy they aren’t huge…her career not her tits….because it means she’s more accessible…with all that failing at the opportunities she had in front of her…and feeling inadequate it didn’t amount to bigger things…even if she’s already don’t more than most of twats…you know she’s comparing herself to actual stars….and I’m comparing her to my dick…at least the printed up pic I just printed of her…pretending these paper cuts are caused by her virginity….

Posted in:Alyson Michalka

2013

28

Feb

Lea Michele See Through Sexiness (weird) of the Day

I make fun of Lea Michele for being a dude….you know the tranny on Glee cuz they have the retard, the gay black dyslexic….the lesbian the Precious…and all the other freaks in between…making a mockery of politically correctness by being too politically correct in a huge fuck you people don’t catch onto…..but I don’t think she’s a dude….she’s wearing lace and even trannies, who love lookin’ pretty wouldn’t be this bold in their shit….I mean this is almost porno….Glee porno…which I guess is a trend cuz check out these other pic she posted on twitter…..I think Lea Michele is trying to do this “sexy” think even though she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker….weird.

Naughty….Naughty…..


To See The Rest of the Slutty Lingerie Pics
Follow This Link

Posted in:Lea Michele

2013

28

Feb

Rihanna Behind the Scenes for Elle UK of the Day

Rihanna is a fashion model now…all doing covers of magazines and shit…she’s come a long way from being a garbage man’s daughter sucking dick to get off her Caribbean island shanty….back when she was 14 and trapped that dude who sold her to Jay Z….in what must be a really insane story that we’ll never know….but we all know hotter girls, more talented girls, from more advantageous situations, who would love to be Rihanna…and aren’t…bringing up a lot of what the fucks…..

Love her or hate her for teaching girls to accept and forgive guys who beat the fuck out of you..I think she’s hot…and knowing she can throw down and not press charges…kinda makes her more exciting…not cuz I like the idea of beating women…just cuz I like the idea of Rihanna being beaten cuz she’s a fucking idiot who puts herself in situations and deserves it.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

28

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for Etam of the Day

Etam is a lingerie company out of france…..

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model out of amazing….and by amazing I mean another planet…and that planet happens to be Lithuania…where her humble beginnings started in 1989…making cabbage soup and milking goats….but now…now she’s a fucking hero in the fashion scene…a hero with a hot body…that looks awesome in lingerie…and by awesome I mean…don’t all girls look like this in lingerie?

I mean if they don’t they should probably just kill themselves…cuz as far as I’m concerned this is what dudes expect to see when you strip…sure we’ll stick it in you…but don’t take that as a compliment…this here…this Edita is what we want…we just happen to be willing to stick our dick in anything…even a bag full of rotting meat….as long as it can be fucked….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2013

28

Feb

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Breastfeeding of the Day

I know the Oscars were a week ago….I haven’t erased the memory of how boring they were…or that I bothered watching them even though I was shunned this year for my great work in sitting on the couch ripping into celebrities cuz they make more money than me in their bullshit fabricated poptart world….that is annoying, unimportant….and overpaid….

But I just saw these pics Terry Richardson posted of his Oscar party hopping, cuz he’s not a dirt bag just cuz he looks like one…in fact he’s a multi millionaire who has become an icon in fashion….and in being an icon…even if it wasn’t all that hard to pull off…he gets access….and I’m not hating…he brings the sleaze…slowly and steadily and I love sleaze….

Well out of his pics….these Orlando Bloom breast feeding, cuz you know he did after they had their kid…is pretty much my favorite…and that’s probably because Miranda Kerr is a babe and far better to look at than Borat and Seth Rogan “networking” at some mixer for the 1% who tricked their way into that horrible hollywood self involved masturbatory world…and will now produce shitty content for everyone to celebrate even if it is unoriginal recycled crap….

Here’s the Kerr pic…it calms down all my rage….


The Rest of the Pics of the Oscar Party You Aren’t Exclusive Enough to Ever Attend…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here she is at Good Morning America…

Here are the GMA PICS

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Terry Richardson