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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2013

28

Feb

Bar Refaeli in Bras for Youtube of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Youtube is a porn site….thaat more people masturbate to than actual porn sites….you know all publicly traded and billion dollar makin….porn sites…where the porn may not be hardcore fucking…but instead babes in bikinis, girls doing fitness half naked, twerk videos, wet t-shirt contests…and lingerie company promo videos featuring top models who I may think are overrated…and large…but still appreciate seeing them slutty in video peddling bullshit for 10,000 dollars a day or more….

This one is for Passionata. The company who picked up Bar Refaeli when Victoria’s Secret dropped her off their roster for what I can assume was her requesting more money…or acting like a bitch all cuz she had A-Lister boyfriends and a bank account exploding from the seams…

Who cares…this is hot….watch it.

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2013

28

Feb

Heidi Klum Playing with Bikini Models of the Day

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It must be hard for Heidi Klum to accept that she’s no longer the prized hen at the fair….but is instead old, tired, a mom of her own army of mixed race kids that were spawned from some creepy German scat fetishes gone wrong….and a few illegitimate encounters for good measure….because as I see her on set of her TV show in Hawaii…she looks sad…that even when throwin’ out her huge, awesome cleavage, no one but the paparazzi were bothering taking pics of her…..I mean sure, she’s making money, but when you have all kinds of money, sometimes all you really want is a photographer to tell you you’re beautiful….or that you still got it….keepin’ busy or not…she’s a fraction of what she was and that’s a fucking downer…but at least there is always new blood, new body, to bring out the old…and bring in the new….like a never ending turnstile of talent I want to have sex with….because I want to have sex with everything vagina…even old, tired, sad Heidi Klum…cuz damn them titties b eHOT LIKE FIRE no matter how old they are….

Here are a couple pics of her on set.

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2013

28

Feb

Chloe Green is Dating Marc Anthony of the Day

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Chloe Green is the heiress to the Topshop and other retail giants in the UK fortune….

Chloe Green is also my best friend on social media….once she wrote me saying:

@drunkstepfather another sad person on twitter. Get a life seriously and find something better to do and make take a look at yourself first

I don’t know what I wrote, but assume it was nonsense and she was probably totally right in saying, but as I always to when people tell me I suck… I didn’t bother looking at myself…but I am lookin at her today…with recent reports that she’s gone on with her life after me and is now dating Marc Anthony….who is 44 to her 21 which doesn’t phase me…cuz I am 43 and fuck 18 year olds all the time…but that she’s actually a billionaire and can be involved with anyone….even with her average looks….because she’s a billionaire…but Marc Anthony…that dude’s creepy looking….not to mention…Marc Anthony is Marc Anthony and has all kinds of money and doesn’t need her for her money….and could be banging 21 year old bikini models….it’s just all so weird…

I guess all this comes down to having serious Daddy issues…or maybe…just maybe she’s staged this rebellion to humiliate the already insane family that probably can’t be humiliated….


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2013

28

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ Serious Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me….

Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

Feb

Rihanna Avoids the Upskirt, She So Classy….of the Day

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I am offended that Rihanna is pulling down her sweatshirt she’s wearing as a dress when getting out of the car for some party at some club in LA….because this is Rihanna….an rumored ex teen prostitute who airs her dirty laundry….period stains and all…out for the world to see and make judgement on….when she’s not posting half naked pics of herself on social media…or leaking them to the media back when she was trying to re-invent herself….

She’s sending mixed messages….I mean she seems like the kind of girl who wants her millions of fans to give her a gynecological exam through pics…but then she pulls back when the time is right to make that happen…

It is just so inconsistent….it gives me a headache…


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2013

28

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

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The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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2013

28

Feb

Erin Heatherton Hot Behind the Scenes for GQ of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know….

She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2013

28

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Failed Panty Flash of the Day

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I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits….

The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding…

Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media….

I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely…


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2013

28

Feb

Minka Kelly Does Fitness of the Day

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Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent…


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2013

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are idiots…which is a good thing because it gives us something to laugh at….and without the idiots…what would we do to entertain ourselves? I mean actually work, or take on a hobby like electric trains or fitness or some shit..my life may not be perfect but at least everything around me is hysterical….

Here are some links….

Trying To Look Up Rita Ora’s Skirt
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Taiwanese Animation of the Miss Delaware Porn Scandal
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30 Sexiest Pics of Kate Mara
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AUDI RS 4 PAINTBALL
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Webcam Girls Gettin’ Down and Amazing….
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Harry Styles Gets Hit in the Balls – Probably by Taylor Swift
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25 Laughable Sex Scenes…..
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Awesome Pics of Abandoned Gas Station….God Damn Hippies
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“Sexy” Model Falls on her Ass
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Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest’s Front) in Self
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