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2013

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Apr

stepGIRLS in Frank & Oak of the Day

Here is one of our official stepGIRLS modeling some FRANK & OAK ….and they look hot as fucking fire.

FRANK & OAK is clothing brand that merges quality with amazing style, and at a great price. They have shirts and
underwear and really all kinds of stuff you’ll love to let that girl
who spent the night walk around in when she’s making you that morning
coffee.

It is membership based, but not a scam, meaning you get deals and exclusive offers for limited edition styles by being a member. More importantly, you get clothing specific to your needs, styles and really what you want, but there isn’t any commitment to buy when you sign up. It’s really just joining a cool community.

So SIGN UP FOR EXCLUSIVE DEALS, BUT MORE
IMPORTANTLY TO LOOK GOOD because bitches may love cake, but they
also like dudes who dress the fuckin’ part.

Here’s our stepGIRL lookin’ hot in the best selfies of all time…

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2013

12

Apr

Chrissy Teigen for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is some ethnic busty model from SI who I consider part of the stepfather family.

Not because I am black or asian and not because I am her husband, John Legend’s long lost relative from the same orphanage or wherever he learned to play piano before landing a gold digging modeling wife.

Not that she’s necessarily a gold digger, I don’t know her personal finances, maybe she’s just a fame whore and likes the celebrity connection, because I am sure she could be fucking far richer people than him.

Whatever her deal is, she’s definitely not fucking the poor dude in the studio apartment down the street because girls are all the fucking same and always choose the good life.

I consider her part of the stepfather family, because she tweeted me once, probably something rude, I don’t remember, but it turns out it’s just that easy to get with me people. I’m such a slut.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

12

Apr

Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

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Here are a couple of pictures of Victoria’s Secret teen model Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart, who I think has Paris Hilton Herpes via her fiance Stavros Niacharos or whatever the fuck that billionaire greek shipping heir who I snap chat daily thanks to having his phone number’s last name is.

This could be better, provided there was more fisting.

But I take what I can get….and you know what they aren’t that bad.

Posted in:Ashley Hart|Barbara Palvin

2013

12

Apr

Leah Francis Massive Tits for Zoo of the Day

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There comes a point in Glamour Models where shit becomes fucking comical, not that big titties are all that comical, but for some reason Leah Francis is making me laugh.

Her daddy issues put on blast in the form of ridiculousness in a magazine that covers such topics as “bra busters”.

I mean it’s almost a joke, but with nipples, and I’m loving these daddy issues so much I wish they were in my fucking mouth.

Life lesson, if you’re built like this, Glamour Modeling is a better option that stripping or porn, you get more respect this way, while still looking the same level of gutter…..

Posted in:Leah Francis|NSFW

2013

12

Apr

Halle Berry’s Pregnant in a Tight Dress Profile Shot of the Day

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I would anal Halle Berry now that her Gunt is filled with fetus, not that I wouldn’t also try other romantic things, like reverse birthing, or giving her baby a “pound”, or even just masturbating to her, because despite billing full of fetus, all round and disgusting, her tits are rockin’, she’s still dressed like a slut, and she’s still Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in the game, even when pushing 40.

I’m into it….but unfortunately not UP IN IT…..

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2013

12

Apr

Toni Garrn Titties for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve posted her tits before and I’m posting them again, this time for Madame Figaro, cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…a guy who likes models who show their tits for fashion because like in all industries, showing their tits get them ahead. So anyone who tells you that it is slutty or wrong to do what women have been doing for generations, is probably just a lesbian trying to get in your pants, because lesbians, ruin everything and like dudes they mind fuck their straight friends into experimenting and hating men. Squashing any showing their tits to get ahead in this world opportunities… Fact.

Posted in:NSFW|Toni Garrn

2013

12

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Twerks on VINE of the Day

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If you’ve ever wanted to see a 6 foot 2, 17 year old, rich kid with celebrity parented, twerk on the internet in a onsie.

It just happened.

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2013

12

Apr

Britany Nola Naked for Purple of the Day

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She’s some hipster who shoots with some photographers I dig. She’s always been on that “erotica” from the 70s gig, because that’s what hipsters do, I remember her being more flat chested and toned, maybe she got on the pill, natures breast implants, who knows, but what I do know is that she’s not a natural blonde….

I’m glad she has bush….seriously…it’s a fetish, it’s erotic, I like it in my mouth and face and I like cumming in it…bush is the fucking future…and this hipster bitch brings it..

Posted in:Britany Nola|NSFW

2013

12

Apr

Rihanna Hot For Instagram of the Day

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I like Rihanna and not because she knows how to take a good beating. Despite what people think, at least based on my hate mail, I love women and don’t think they need to be beat up to be taught a lesson, there’s way better ways to do it, like fucking with their weak minds.

In fact, I don’t actually hate women, I love them, unless they are fat, because that’s just a sign of laziness, and laziness is about as an attractive trait as taking massive shits because of their laziness.

There’s something about this Rihanna that just works for me, and it may stem from her being a working girl at 14, or maybe just that she’s an exhibitionist who produces erotica….

Ultimately, who cares, here are her pics….

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

12

Apr

Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

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Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like.

I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked.

Especially not when sober.

I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.

Posted in:Dena Cortese