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2013

12

Apr

Rosie Hungtington Whitely Boring for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Rosie Hungtington Whitely likes bald guys -if they are millionaire action stars.

She is also in Vogue Brazil.

And she’s not showing her tits, despite normally being topless, making me wonder what the fuck is going on here.

You can’t take a titty model who pretends to be a fashion model and turn her into a clothed model, it’s agains god’s way.


TO SEE HER AWESOME HARD NIPPLES WALKING AROUND
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Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely

2013

12

Apr

Irina Shayk Pretty Amazing in this Spring Campaign of the Day

This is a hot shoot for some clothing company’s spring campaign, and not because there’s some Euro trash dude in a speedo, something I am sure Irina Shayk is used to, dating a homosexual soccer player, who probably likes these guys around you know, to play with his balls, making this one of her only homo friendly shoots, that he probably put her up to, cuz it’s wrong when a dude can’t jerk off to pics of his wife when she looks like this, so now, thanks to a technicality, he can.

Her male order bride gig is finally more fulfilling…cuz instead of being a front for hiding gayness, she’s actually wanted by the pervert who bought her.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

12

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Amazing at the Scary Movie Premiere of the Day

Lindsay Lohan, despite all the botox, is amazing and I’m not just saying that because I love emotionally damaged women who look beat the fuck up, sad, and in need of being saved by a pervert like me, all ready to pounce on them, because the fact is, no matter how broken Lohan is, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she still makes a lot of money, lives the celebrity life of luxury, so fuck her and her problems and fuck anyone who feels sorry for this trainwreck, she’s the only with the last laugh, because she’s still fucking Lindsay Lohan, something I’d like to be doing, without a condom, like I was Sam Ronson’s dick.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

12

Apr

Ashley TIsdale Getting Her Hair Washed in the Kitchen Sink of the Day

The biggest day in Ashely Tisdale’s life has come. She’s been cast in a movie that is not High School Musical. This is a first for her and her asymmetrical even after botched plastic surgery face. She was so excited she posted pics of her getting ready, including a shot of her getting her hair washed in the Kitchen sink…a new fetish definitely. Watch out hair salons everywhere, I’m coming for you. If you see a guy staring in with his hands down his pants, don’t call the police, I’m can’t afford legal struggles…


TO SEE HER AT THE PREMIERE SHE WAS GETTING READY FOR….
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

12

Apr

Miley Cyrus Dressed Like She’s 3 of the Day

I wonder if this is a cry for her lost childhood. You know like those weird adult baby fetishists who when analyzed discover that at 3 something traumatic happened, like their parents sold them to fucking Disney, and they were forever broken….or maybe this onsie shit is just a style thing, but what I do know is that I wouldn’t mind watching her crawl around in it, all small bodied, knowing the fabric is touching her asshole, pussy and titties all at the same time, the way I want to be touching her….makes for a good time…


TO SEE MILEY’S AWESOME FUCKING LEGS WALKING IN HEELS
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If a blogger shoots himself in the dick, but no one knows he exists, does he make a sound? I’m not about to find out.

Being on the frontlines or the sidelines of the internet since 2004 has been interesting. Lots of people got very rich, while some of us stayed the same, if you consider being broken down, fatter, and more desperate the same and I wouldn’t have it any other way, except maybe with a bit more video of random girls I fuck, not to share with you, but to judge them for their behavior anytime I want.

32 Pics of babes on all four – in the crawling position – hot
GO

Charlie Sheen Manhandling Lohan Because He Knows Pornstars and She’s a Porn star at least in spirit and emotional damage level….
GO

Lohan’s Dad Thinks She’s Gonna Fail
GO

Bert and Ernie Unnecessary Censorship
GO

25 Lindsay Lohan GIFS
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15 Chicks With Tattoos
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Some Amateur Fuckign the Dirtiest Carrot Ever
GO

12 Donuts – 45 Seconds – 1 Retard
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Store Owner Fights Off Gunman with a Bat!
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Jessica Alba in Glamour UK
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Look Good. In Stylish Shirts.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am going to drink, I am going to try to trick young college girls to come home with me via false promises and their young, drunk and stupidty. I’ll tell them I’m friends with Lohan or some shit and that she’d really find them cool, all in efforts to save 50 bucks on a hooker blowjob…but I’ll fail…then I’ll come in at 4 am and try to find girls to send me nudes….waking them up to satisfy me….even though girls don’t like being woken up by a drunk guy sending me ” tits”…at least not the girls I know….it’s Tampon Thursday, let’s floss…

Here are some stepLINKS….


Miranda Kerr Still Works for Victoria’s Secret Guys…..
GO

Classy Fight on the Bus Involving a Baby – Genius
GO

Jessica Alba Boring in Glamour
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Never Fall Asleep During Band Class
GO

Babes in a Bikini in the Snow and Other Randomness
GO

30 Things You Didn’t Know About Lindsay Lohan
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More Teen Mom Bitch in Her Bikini
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Adrienne Curry Nipples!
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Girls Going Braless is Better for Breasts!
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How Not to Mount a Horse
GO

Hangover 3 Trailer
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Freida Pinto at the Indian Film Fest in Red – Dot not Feather
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Kendall Jenner is the New Kim Kardashian
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London Hart Has Huge Tits You Will Love
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Ellen is Top Faggot
GO

Rihanna in an Open Shirt….
GO

A used up pencil is not as good as a used up woman….
GO

50 Weird American Laws
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Alyssa Milano in a Tight White Dress of the Day
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Irvine Welsh from Trainspotting and Ecstacy has a New Movie Called FILTH – GO

Alessandra Ambrosio is Old as Fuck
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Everyone Needs a Little Nicki Minaj Twerk
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One Armed Push-Ups with a RUBIKS Cube
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12 Donuts in 45 Seconds
GO #.UWcGm4XgPjc

Pia Toscano’s Got Booty
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British Girls Getting Dolled Up Like the Sluts that they Are
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Amanda Bynes Gives me Boners
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Julie Benz Booty in a White Dress
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Hey Paulina Gretzky I wrote you a Love Song
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A Whole Lot of Awesome Updated Links
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50 Braless Babes
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How to Mack by Sex Master Ron Biggs – Hilarious
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Emilia Clarke is Disgusting with No Make-Up
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Lena Dunham is DIsgusting Looking
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Point Break is Being Remade because Hollywood Has No Ideas
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Bus Crash Test Gone Wrong
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Playboy Babes Learning to Surf
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Megan has Fatty Tits
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Would You Fuck this Supersized Stripper
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Fatty on a Motorcycle
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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50 Funniest “When Boys” Tumblr Parodies
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A Girl From Reddit Recreates Famous Head Shaving Scenes
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Woman Shitting at a Bus Stop
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Sofia Vergara Huge Tits in New Orleans
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So Rihanna and Chris Brown are Back Together
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Taylor Swift’s Horrible Diet Coke Sell Out Ad
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Today in Jonas Brother Sex Tape News
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Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer – Chugs Beer
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Cartoons Taken Out of Context is Pretty Hilarious
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Subway Saxophone Battle
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Molly Ringwald Singing the Breakfast Club Theme Song is Weird as Fuck
GO

Top 10 Bad Celeb Haircuts
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Squirting on the Bathroom Floor
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Terri Schiavo Sex Tape – WTF – SERIOUSLY
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A Couple’s Sex Tape
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Homemade Threesome with Fat Mother and Daughter
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Homemade 2 on 1 – With some Housework in the Middle
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Hot Babe Fucked Against the Wall
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
GO

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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Apr

Britt Maren is Hot and Naked for L’Officiael Netherlands of the Day

Britt Maren is an American model who normally looks like a dyke.

She got cast to be naked in L’Officiel Netherlands and I guess this is her big break.

A big break that happened at a time when she doesn’t look like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, but they just can’t get down and call me a misogynist instead….dykes.

Either way, here’s Britt Maren’s big titty for fashion like it was softcore porn break that I fully support cuz she’s hot.

Posted in:Britt Maren|NFSW

2013

11

Apr

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2013

11

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

17 and a half year old Ireland Baldwin, who is at a very crucial 6 months away from being 18, still illegal, but not all that different than who she will be when she is legal, who has probably been having sex since she was 14, and is boy crazy obsessed with her boyfriend, leading me to think they have a lot of sex, you know how rich kids are, just as fucked up as poor gutter kids, just in nicer clothes and living rooms, not actually having to strip to work, but instead getting half naked for the love of it. We blame daddy issues, I blame just wanting to be loved…and I’m loving these pics she’s posting to instagram. They are a sign of what is to come. ALl it took was some good genetics and a daddy who called her a pig on a voicemail leaked to the world when she was coming up.

The only thing that freaks me out about her is that she’s 6 foot 2….but I can deal since I’m just lookin at pics and tall chicks all look better in pics…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin