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2013

11

Apr

Zoe Kravitz Bikini Top for Vaga Magazine of the Day

I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was, cuz the media loves rich kids of rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturabted to, cuz she was the most accessible for white America to accept in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer and lawyer who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago.

The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her HARD NIPPLE PHOTOSHOOTS she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, but still behavior I hate.

Here she is in a bra or bikini top, sucking. The highlight of this photoshoot is that the magazine is called VAGINA

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2013

11

Apr

Juno Temple and Tara Holt Have a Message for You of the Day

Here is a clip from a movie that is already out on DVD called Small Apartment, that I have never heard of, but that stars Juno Temple and Tara Holt. Based on this clip, they live together, have a peeper, and put on a show for him, letting them know they are onto him.

As a peeper, I feel this is so unrealistic, because everytime I’ve been caught staring into apartments the girls go nuts and call the police, especially when I climb their fire-escape to do it.

The idea of a girl getting off to being watched, is strictly for the porn movies and I guess mainstream movies, cuz girls say they like being watched, but they don’t actually mean it, cuz when it happens, all I hear is screams and panic.

That said, I think we can all appreciate this clip from the movie.

Posted in:Juno Temple|Tara Holt

2013

11

Apr

North Korean Female Soldiers are Slutty of the Day

North Korea is so trendy now, so it would only make sense that so are their female soldiers, you know, stickin’ it to function footwear when they march, and doing what most Korean women I know do, slut out in 5 inch heels, but I guess that’s only because the only Korean women I know work at rub and tugs.

I don’t know, I guess the good news for North Korea is that the men aren’t wearing 5 inch heels, because that would probably lower their intimidation factor by alot, not that I don’t fear men in heels, especially when I bump into them in back alleys ready to rape, but because the rest of the world find that shit pansy cuz they’ve never been raped by a man in heels.

All this to say, I like this uniform, and like any dictator, I’d be doing the same thing, only my female soldiers would be in crotchless panties..

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I want to bridge the gender gap and one day become a stepGIRL. Their lives are more exciting than mine. But while I plan my strategy, to build the movement or organization and fight for equality…here’s an amazing stepGIRL to remind me why being a stepGIRL is everything I want…

Why should not being a girl stand in the way of my dreams. It’s 2013 people, equality for all.

Here are some morning links….

Some Model I’ve Never Heard of in her Bikini
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A Giant Penis Shuts Down a Racetrack in Germany
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Jason Segel is Writing a Young Adult Trilogy of Books
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News Reporter Farts on Live TV
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30 THings You Don’t Care to Know About Anna Kendrick
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes!
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Hot Bikini Models Doing Hot Ab Exercises
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A Dozen Donuts in 45 Seconds
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50 Weird American Laws
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The VS That – Dogs vs Cats
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Elizabeth Moss in GQ
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Virtual Reality Sex is Closer Than You Think!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL is Rockin’ Some Frank & Oak

Tonight’s a good night for a few lap dances….at a gutter stripclub…with ratty ass strippers who let me suck on their nasty toes even though I don’t have a foot fetish but do it because I like experiencing the worst life has to offer….I’ve got no standards like that….it’s the gutter things in life that matter…

Here are some stepLINKS

Teen Mom Farrah Wants 2 Million Dollars for his Sex Tape
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Australian Couple Fucking on the Hood of a BMW via Google Streetview – The Ultimate Pornographers
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Drunk Frankie Essex Has the Ultimate Panty Flash
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Elizabeth Moss in her Underwear
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Amanda Bynes Hot as Fuck in NYC
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Dueling Dog Musicians
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Ashley Bulgari Shows Us Czech Girls ARen’t Shy
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Farting Girl Bikini Prank
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Knee High or Thigh Highs?!
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Leanna Decker is a Hot Enough Model to Stare At Her Huge Tits
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Demi Lovato’s Heart Attack Video
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What Taco Bell Does to This Guy
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These Twins Have Huge Fucking Tits
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Bullet Proof Vest Test
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Winona Ryder Hotness Comeback
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More Girls in Yoga Pants
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Kelly Madison’s Huge Titty Topless Hike
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Kate Upton and Diddy May be Fucking – Makes Sense – Cuz Black Guys Love Fat Chicks
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Taylor Momsen in a Short Skirt Showing Some Legs
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Kanye West is Banging Iggy Azalea – For Publicity – Cuz She’s Probably on his Label
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Bruno Mars Sisters are Gettin their Own Reality Show
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Tulisa Contostavlos in Her Bikini at the Pool Not Sucking Dick in Sex Tape Like She Was Last year
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Lohan Puts Her Big Tits And Bruises On Display
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Well Drilling Gone Wrong
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The 29 Hottest Mandy Moore Pics for her 29th Birthday
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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pokies
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The 40 Dirtiest Jokes from Rocko’s Modern Life
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Birtney Spears is a Porker
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Gabrielle Anwar in a Bikini
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WILLA HOLLAND SHOWING LEG FOR SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE
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Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret Contract is Not Renewed
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Hot Babes for Hump Day
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Lohan’s Rehab Will be Spent In The Hamptons
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Three Girls in a Convertible Flash Their Tits
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Stupid Tattoos
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Sarah Hyland Big Cleavage at an Event
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Marissa Miller
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Bikini Model’s Hot Ab Exercises
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Kelly Osbourne in Status Magazine
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Sheep Chase a Fox
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Perfect Your Game with These….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Long Labia – The Video
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Some Weird Public Sex
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Like Her Pussy Squirt
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Hot Hipster Chick Masturbating
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Weirdest Stripper Party Ever – Amazing
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17 Perfect Pussies
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Dude Wacks Off on an Awesome ass
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Apr

46 Non-Victoria’s Secret Pics of Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret Contract Not Being Renewed of the Day

Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret.

Pretty major stuff.

The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on.

Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on.

Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is.

In 2008, pre baby, I wrote this MIRANDA KERR ISN’T THAT HOT POST , I just lost my soul over the 5 years of being beat by the internet.

To celebrate the breakup….here are the top 10 Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret to remember what was…..-

Oh Right – all Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck….she’s better off without them…. FLASHING ASS and showing nipple, the way a model is supposed to….fuck Victoria’s Secret and they oppressive evil billion dollar corporation ways…

Here are 46 random clothed and unclothed non-Victoria’s Secret pics of her….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

10

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

Todays LOLZ of the day is courtesy of Google Streetview.

It features an Australian couple fucking on a BMW, while dude drinks a beer, on the side of the highway, because Australians are a lot of fun, and shit got captured as she waved.

I’ve been saying that between google, with most searches being for “Porn, Pussy, Sex, Vagina”, youtube a google owned property with fetish videos like “Pantyhose toe sucking, bikini squats, etc”, and now google streetview, the shit is the biggest publicly traded porn company around. Not to mention, huge corporations advertise next to their underbelly of SMUT.

What it comes down to is that while google represents the hypocrisy of big business, Australia remains fucking awesome.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

10

Apr

Abbey Clancy Strategic Nudity for Hunger Magazine of the Day

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, which pretty much means she’s got her retirement already lined up, and that she doesn’t have to work, like other real Housewives, but in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get, she decides to model naked. Not for the money people, she’s already rich and doesn’t need it. She models naked because she loves being asked to be naked on camera, it makes her feel desirable, while her husband is on the road gang banging groupies.

Don’t get me wrong, I love all women who model naked, under any and all circumstances, it just makes me laugh when they do it, even when they don’t have to, because they have money and everything they want. I’m talking the villas, the mansions, the luxury cars and her only doing it cuz for the love of being asked to be naked, to feel like her mom body still has it, and that emptiness deep inside them that needs filling, ideally with cock, is better than seeing her awesome body.

Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2013

10

Apr

Christina Milian Modeling Bikinis of the Day

I find it kinda funny, especially after seeing CHRISTINA MILIAN’S FAT SLOPPY CELLULITE RIDDEN MOM ASS IN A BIKINI , that any brand, even the lowest level brand that is probably owned by one of her friends, calling on her celebrity as a favor, because it will help launch his collection of bikinis, would ask her to be one of their models, but then I am reminded there is photoshop and really when touched up, this Christina Milian has a bit of sex appeal, it’s not like Roseanne or Precious’ best friend asking them for a favor to model half naked to help get the name out there, although part of me wishes it was, you see precious in a bikini or lingerie, as scary as it might be, would be fucking comedy gold.

Here’s Milian, bikini-ing.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2013

10

Apr

AnnaSophia Robb in Seventeen of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb must be making some moves. Her name has been popping up a lot lately. I remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm in some Jesus loving pile of shit, but now it turns out that she’s in something even worse, the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women, with my mouth while deep in their asses. Seriously, I can only imagine it being a pile of shit, banking on the success of the other show, but can only hope there are a lot of nude pics, cuz this AnnaSophia and her hybrid jacked up name, is cute as fuck, and I’m ready to watch her simulate sex.


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Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb