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2013

10

Apr

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

10

Apr

Candice Swanepoel for MUSE last Year of the Day

Last summer, CANDICE SWANEPOEL DID A NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR MUSE MAGAZINE and it was pretty fantastic.

5 Days Ago, the guy who shot the video of the shoot put up the video to his VIMEO Page.

Just Now, I posted it, because I think Candice Swanepoel, at least in pictures, is a delicate and beautiful flower I want to care for and water with my dick, because in person, she’s probably 6 foot 6, with a clit the size of my dick, but in front of the camera, this bitch has good features.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

10

Apr

Diane Kruger is Hot and Pantsless for S Moda of the Day

Diane Kruger is pushing 40, is married to some dude from Dawson’s Creek, and continues to look hot pantsless in fashion photoshoots, reminding us that maybe some of that WWII human testing and experimenting on creating a superior aryan race trickled through the cracks of their system, leading to ancestors of those human experiments still walking the streets….because this shit does not look 40.

The other nice thing about Diane Kruger, is that being from Germany, she probably likes being shit on.

Too bad her child star from a shitty show is probably too much of a bitch to bring it.

Posted in:Diane Kruger

2013

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Talks Rehab with Letterman of the Day

David Letterman asked Lindsay Lohan about rehab, because I guess he’s at the stage in his career where he doesn’t have to walk on eggshells and avoid questions the publicists outline that he can’t ask when agreeing to do his show, because he’s David Letterman, and it’s his fucking show. Not that Lohan has a publicist, I mean she’s pretty much at the bottom of the barrel, but I still think she’s fantastic, just not quite as fantastic as Letterman taking her to an uncomfortable place, and not pulling back, until he saw he wasn’t getting anymore out of her. I would have been a little happier if this ended in a cocaine fueled fit of rage, with chairs thrown, hair pulled, security called, but everyone kept their composure, even if you can see the war going on in Lohan’s head as she deals.

She’s the best.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Bar hopping from dive to dive is a lot less glamorous than club hopping like some kind of socialite scenester with a limo who needs to make an appearance at all the hot spots, but I did meet some lowlifes, a white chick dressed like a muslim, a Rasta who was trying to teach me how to dancehall dance and a 60 year old country singer who I think I may have made out with, and a girl who thought we were twins separated at birth because we had the same birthday who invited me over to shave her beard, and 4 dudes in 1 stall doing K…..

Here are some morning links….

Rihanna’s Awesome Pussy Grab
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Michelle Williams is Disgusting – NO Wonder Homosexual Heath Ledger Came In her Asshole That Turned Out to Be Her Cunt
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I Want to Fuck Diane Kruger
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Cat Waves At Its Reflection
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A Cop Sleeping on the Job
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Import Model of the Day
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Dog Tries to Catch Baseball on TV
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Some Car Landing a Jump Badly
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Spring Break BikinI Dance Fail
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

You know I got really close to fucking this really hot bitch in uniform in the private jet today….or as close as I am ever going to get….provided you consider at fat white trash janitor a really hot bitch and if you consider the back alley behind the diner bus station she was mopping a private jet….and more importantly if you think thinking about fucking is close to fucking…

In conclusion, fantasy is better than real life. Real life is just depressing.

Here are some amazing stepLINKS for you to rub all over your naked body…

The Mischa Barton Monster
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Guess Who is Fucking Charlize Theron
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Brooklyn Decker Hot in Women’s Health
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Man Helps a Theif
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Cameron Diaz Hot Old Ass in Leggings
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Thandie Newton Showing Nipple in Rogue
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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Crystal Graziano Does Cosplay
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Her Name is Caitlin Wynters and She’s Modeling in Underwear
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This is the Single Worst Shoot of Kelly Brook Ever – I Guess Easy Living Didn’t Get the Memo that Kelly Brook is Easy
GO 6

Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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How Animals Eat Their Food Video
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Jenna Dewan Pregnant Bikini Pics for Glamour – Celebrating Getting Knocked Up By Someone More Famous than Her
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Taylor Swift Boring in Wonderland Magazine
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A Bunch of Pics of Girls With ARched Backs
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A Clever Raccoon
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Scarlett Johansson is So Fucking Boring for Marie Calire
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You May Want to Fuck Paula PAtton
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Instagramming People’s Food Prank
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The Eva Longoria Nipple Slip
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Arm Wrestling Sore Loser
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Twin Sisters Separated at Birth Find Each Other
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Game of Thrones Cello Cover
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Amanda Bynes Smoking Weed While Walkin
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Selena Gomez Lookin’ Shitty in a Bikini
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Sore Loser Arm Wrestler!
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Her Name is Wendy Westgate and She’s Got Great Tits
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Huge Asian Boobs
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Hydroplane Faceplant
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A Whole Lot of Rita Ora in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Cockburn Walking
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The 23 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pics
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Titties From a Girls’ POV
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Eva Longoria And Her Pointy Bikini Nipple Slip
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Kate Moss Hard Nipples Shopping
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Wanted to Murder Suicide
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A Bunch of Girls with Ridiculous Eyes
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Hot Kristen Stewart Pic of the Day
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Cat Loves the Subwoofer
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Busty Chick Filmed on teh Beach
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Awesome Upskirt Compilation
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Video of a Girl Making Herself Cum
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Gallery of Beef Curtains
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Pregnant Chick Gives a Cam Show
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A Girl’s Homemade Video – With Double Penetration
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Apr

Thandie Newton’s Tits for Rogue of the Day

So Thandie Newton, relatively uninteresting Bond girl from many years ago, is on some DirecTV original series called Rogue, that I can only assume is about a Nissan.

The good news is that in TV being competitive with the internet, they’ve figure out that nudity is what the undersexed public want to see, meaning every fucking show put out on cable has some nudity.

It won’t be long until movies will be REAL Sex, and real sex, I guess would make it porn. It is the future.

Who cares. You don’t need to see the show, cuz here’s the clip. So dramatic…..someone get her an Emmy….that Thandie Newton, Softcore Porn slut. I’m glad her career has come to this. I’m just glad this is considered career advancement. There was a time the nude roles were frowned upon, which brings us to today’s lesson:

Perverts always win.

Posted in:NSFW|Thandie Newton

2013

09

Apr

Sara Sampaio Hot for Be of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some newer Victoria’s Secret model, who hasn’t been trapped by the evil empire yet, so she is allowed to take her hot ass elsewhere to show off, like this magazine called BE out of france, who could have thrown in a few more nipples, but who still got her hot model body lookin’ hot, which is more than I can say for the nude pics I’ve been taking of my wife. Them shits are painful to look at, I can’t wait for her to die so that I can post them here as a tribute to her obese pig existence.

Sure that’s got nothing to do with Sara Sampaio, but these pictures do.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

09

Apr

Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico of the DAy

Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico is probably looking her best, far better than anything she’s done for SI, mainly because she doesn’t look very DOWNS SYNDROME-Y, a condition that some of you may find erotic, those extra chromosomes are exciting, especially when no one takes them seriously when they tell on you for touching their naughty places cuz ultimately, they are still retards and no one takes a retard seriously….I actually know a guy who has knocked up 3 adult retards and never went to jail cuz they couldn’t disprove that they wanted it and their chronic masturbating worked against them, no judge will believe a chronic masturbator refused real dick, it’s just unconstitutional….

Regardless of all that noise, here are her big bikini model tits and tight body posing, whether she’s got Down’s or not. I’m into it.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

09

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Staged Bikini Pics to Promote Her Porn Career of the Day

Speaking of sluts, here’s Teen Mom Farrah posing in some staged bikini pics that were strategic with the paparazzi, thanks to her PR Team’s genius strategy to get people to talk about her, by throwing her in porn. I guess she was already teen mom trash with a taste for fame, she already had a the really shitty implants, she had a hard body that I’d like to see fuck, because pornstars across the board are pretty low level on the hotness scale, so she’d fit right in taking loads on her face, a nice change of pace for her, something that if she knew back then, she’d probably reconsider that fateful night that I guess has also been a lottery ticket, cuz without the baby, she’d be sucking dick in some bar somewhere, while with the kid, she is doing it in LA with pornstars and getting paid….being on TV doesn’t really change people…

Either way, tight bodies, especially post pregnancies are a thing I like, so I’ll keep a lookout for her porno career.

Posted in:Teen Mom Farrah