I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking with old men with no teeth and fat ex hookers who barely remember the glory days of being fat current hookers is a lot of fun when there’s dancing involved.

I am hungover. Here are some links…

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
GO

Babes in Sports Bras
GO

This Octopus Can Fit Through Anything!
GO

Chris Pine Covers Esquire
GO

Hydroplane Faceplant
GO

Sexy Fit Girls
GO

Shuana Sand in a Bikini
GO

Her Name is Joan Smalls and I Want To Give her My Small…Dick
GO

Most Cans Opened in 3 Seconds – Ever
GO

Love Hurts – A Compilation of Broken Heart Revenge
GO

Christina Hendricks Fat Tits in Flare
GO

Ice Burg Fail
GO

Tears in Space!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Jasmine AK needs your love…

Whether my birthday is over or not, I am totally into celebrating the shit, or at least milking it, for discount blowjobs, even though I already get the rock bottom prices, not that you care about my key to a successful marrriage….

So Here’s a little Maggie you Cunt for Margaret Thatcher’s Death….

Here’s some links….while I drink for the next 12 hours.

A Whole Lot More of Alba in her Bikini
GO

Dog the Bounty Hunter Motor Boats His Busty Pig of a Wife
GO

Christina Hendricks Fat in Flare
GO

Kids on a Sled Almost Die
GO

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts are Gonna Explode
GO

Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
GO

15 Babes in Tank TOps
GO

15 Pics Ray J SHould Have Used for His Shitty New Song of Kim Kardashian, none of the Pics are a Bovine 🙁
GO

Car Flies Through an RV
GO

Some Babe Sucking a Lollipop Topless
GO

Eva Longoria Nip Slip in a Bikini
GO

Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck…
GO

A Whole Lot of Rita Ora Bikini Pics
GO

20 Hottest Pics of Kate Bock
GO

Here’s a Pro Pizza Spinner
GO

Some Gwyneth Paltrow Legs
GO

Ashley Greene in Short Shorts
GO

Dog Humping on the News
GO

Some Hot Chick Trying on Different Panties
GO

5 Hollywood Sex Scenes
GO

Karolina Kurkova at an Event
GO

A Perverted Miley Cyrus G-String Upskirt
GO

10 Kim Kardashian Disgusting Moments from their TV SHow
GO

Shay Laren’s Got Huge Tits
GO

Morena Baccarin in Vanity Fair
GO

The Liberace Movie where Michael Douglas fucks Matt Damon – Trailer
GO

Insane Boa Constrictor Demo
GO

7 Year Old Gets a Touchdown
GO

Mila Kunis for Gemfields Jewelry
GO

TVs Fakest Websites
GO

Some Bitch Named Ariadne Diaz in Lingerie for Some Mexican Magazine
GO

Kate Moss Pokies
GO

Epic Rap Battle – Mozart vs Skrillex
GO

Heather Locklear Looks Like Death
GO

Braless Boobs Lindsay Lohan In Brazil
GO

Rihanna Dresses Crazy and I LIke It
GO

This Man is a Pro News Photobomber
GO

Generous Homeless Man Experiment
GO

Andy Dick Dancing is Hilarious
GO

Corgi Really Wants the Ball
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Woman Wants Cum on her Cake
GO

A Great 27 Seconds!
GO

Girl Can Cum Unassisted
GO

An Anal Creampie is My Kind of Dessert
GO

Retard Pornstar!
GO

Fisting my GFs Loose Cunt
GO

Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
GO

The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
GO

================

stepSHIRT INTO Future
GO

Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day


Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide.

I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit….

This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE FATTY IN HER BIKINI
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Eva Longoria|NSFW

2013

08

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock.

Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow.

Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map.

Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

08

Apr

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl is in Mexico because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, and she posted this really hot pic of her and her sister, who seems adopted or asian, unless Hollywood made Heigl reformat her face to be the star of so many shitty movies, you know that started out lookin like the thing on the left…..

She’s as irritating, boring, played out as any 30 something mom on vacation on the beach can be, I mean sure you’ll try to jerk off to the album on facebook cuz you like to challenge yourself and have nothing better going for you, but you know that a click away are hot girls who are probably far hotter to jerk off to….

Here’s a picture of her getting tickled by a fish that is trying to make it’s way home into her twat….

She’s less fat than she was, but still just as fucking irritating.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2013

08

Apr

Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity.

She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is.

She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith….

Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

08

Apr

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

If a reality store from 5 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, puts on a bikini, does she make a sound.

Well apparently, yes.

Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach, who had an ego that turned down The Hills cuz she was going to run with her own acting career, without being informed that she had no talent, only to crawl back for the last Season of The Hills, after everyone made all their money on the shit, while she just went to auditions and got rejected, making her more than just a failed actress, ex-reality star it makes her desperate and that is porno to me….especially when in a bikini or two….next stop sex tape.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2013

08

Apr

Rumer Willis Goes To Events in Bikini Tops of the Day

Rumer Willis is pretty disgusting to look at, and I just like to check in with what she is up to every now and then, because she is a reminder, that although she lives the perfect rich girl life, thanks to her mom and dad’s celebrity, she’s still vile, that to her mom and dad’s clashing of incompatible genetics, and a uterus probably ravaged by HPV and hard drug use, cuz before the millions Demi put into Plastic surgery that happened after she fucked her way to the top from a nude model to the star of GI JANE, she probably looked a lot like this alien, only with a little less Bruce Willis midget in it.

She showed up to some event like this, cuz clothes forces people to notice her face.

Bikini tops, allow us to be distracted.

I appreciate the effort she put in, and the sick thing in all this is that I’d totally eat this thing out for hours, slapping my dick in her face, exploring our sexuality and boundaries, because as disgusting as she is on paper, she kinda turns me on.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2013

08

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah’s Porn Announcement of the Day

I have never seen the Teen Mom show, but I think it is safe to say that the girls on it are trashy as fuck, that’s usually how teen mom’s operate, I mean classy teen girls who get pregnant get Plan B or abortions so that they can live on with their irresponsible lives.

So hearing the news she had a sex tape this morning was hardly shocking, and when that news turned to it being an actual porno, I was equally not shocked, because porn is all about trashy girls, the kind of girl who would be a teen mom, all filled with daddy issues and damaged as fuck.

Not to mention, She’s tried the music thing and that didn’t work out for her

So the story is that she’s getting fucked by James Deen, in what is obviously her cry for attention, cuz she’s not a teen mom being exploited anymore and she needs the fame to continue cuz that shit is more addictive than heroin.

Porn is mainstream, it won’t damage her career, partially cuz she doesn’t have a career, but I am sure it will make her baby proud, that is provided he doesn’t die in a bath or from neglect or when mommy decides to murder them off like that bitch in Flordia, as these trailer park families and their party slut mom’s often do.

She’s garbage but her porn will probably be awesome. I’m going to work on getting exclusive footage of it, so stay tuned to the wholesome, well rounded mom, who will teach her kid the morals and values she needs to know….

It’s being put out by VIVID

Posted in:Sex Tape|Teen Mom Farrah

2013

08

Apr

RIP Motherfucker the Annette Funicello Edition of the Day

Today, we lost a legend, and not I don’t mean Margaret Thatcher, I am talking about Aneette Funicello, the masturbation to a generation of kids who didn’t have access to porn, because porn just didn’t exist, and masturbating was reserved for doing secretly while your dead relatives watched to National Geographic or to babes in their bikinis in 1960s surf movies like Annette Funicello.

She was also Mousketeer, chosen by Walt Disney, which means she probably had sex with him, although at 13, she was probably too old for him…and now at 70..like Roger Ebert, she’s too dead for me.

But that doesn’t take away all the loads she made happen in her prime, and that is something we celebrate.

RIP motherfucker.

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker