If you’ve ever wanted to see a 6 foot 2, 17 year old, rich kid with celebrity parented, twerk on the internet in a onsie.
It just happened.
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
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2013
12
Apr
Toni Garrn Titties for Madame Figaro of the Day
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Toni Garrn is a Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve posted her tits before and I’m posting them again, this time for Madame Figaro, cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…a guy who likes models who show their tits for fashion because like in all industries, showing their tits get them ahead. So anyone who tells you that it is slutty or wrong to do what women have been doing for generations, is probably just a lesbian trying to get in your pants, because lesbians, ruin everything and like dudes they mind fuck their straight friends into experimenting and hating men. Squashing any showing their tits to get ahead in this world opportunities… Fact.
Posted in:NSFW|Toni Garrn
2013
12
Apr
Britany Nola Naked for Purple of the Day
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She’s some hipster who shoots with some photographers I dig. She’s always been on that “erotica” from the 70s gig, because that’s what hipsters do, I remember her being more flat chested and toned, maybe she got on the pill, natures breast implants, who knows, but what I do know is that she’s not a natural blonde….
I’m glad she has bush….seriously…it’s a fetish, it’s erotic, I like it in my mouth and face and I like cumming in it…bush is the fucking future…and this hipster bitch brings it..
Posted in:Britany Nola|NSFW
2013
12
Apr
Rihanna Hot For Instagram of the Day
I like Rihanna and not because she knows how to take a good beating. Despite what people think, at least based on my hate mail, I love women and don’t think they need to be beat up to be taught a lesson, there’s way better ways to do it, like fucking with their weak minds.
In fact, I don’t actually hate women, I love them, unless they are fat, because that’s just a sign of laziness, and laziness is about as an attractive trait as taking massive shits because of their laziness.
There’s something about this Rihanna that just works for me, and it may stem from her being a working girl at 14, or maybe just that she’s an exhibitionist who produces erotica….
Ultimately, who cares, here are her pics….
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
12
Apr
Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day
Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like.
I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked.
Especially not when sober.
I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.
Posted in:Dena Cortese
2013
12
Apr
Rosie Hungtington Whitely Boring for Vogue Brazil of the Day
Rosie Hungtington Whitely likes bald guys -if they are millionaire action stars.
She is also in Vogue Brazil.
And she’s not showing her tits, despite normally being topless, making me wonder what the fuck is going on here.
You can’t take a titty model who pretends to be a fashion model and turn her into a clothed model, it’s agains god’s way.
TO SEE HER AWESOME HARD NIPPLES WALKING AROUND
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Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely
2013
12
Apr
Irina Shayk Pretty Amazing in this Spring Campaign of the Day
This is a hot shoot for some clothing company’s spring campaign, and not because there’s some Euro trash dude in a speedo, something I am sure Irina Shayk is used to, dating a homosexual soccer player, who probably likes these guys around you know, to play with his balls, making this one of her only homo friendly shoots, that he probably put her up to, cuz it’s wrong when a dude can’t jerk off to pics of his wife when she looks like this, so now, thanks to a technicality, he can.
Her male order bride gig is finally more fulfilling…cuz instead of being a front for hiding gayness, she’s actually wanted by the pervert who bought her.
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2013
12
Apr
Lindsay Lohan is Amazing at the Scary Movie Premiere of the Day
Lindsay Lohan, despite all the botox, is amazing and I’m not just saying that because I love emotionally damaged women who look beat the fuck up, sad, and in need of being saved by a pervert like me, all ready to pounce on them, because the fact is, no matter how broken Lohan is, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she still makes a lot of money, lives the celebrity life of luxury, so fuck her and her problems and fuck anyone who feels sorry for this trainwreck, she’s the only with the last laugh, because she’s still fucking Lindsay Lohan, something I’d like to be doing, without a condom, like I was Sam Ronson’s dick.
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2013
12
Apr
Ashley TIsdale Getting Her Hair Washed in the Kitchen Sink of the Day
The biggest day in Ashely Tisdale’s life has come. She’s been cast in a movie that is not High School Musical. This is a first for her and her asymmetrical even after botched plastic surgery face. She was so excited she posted pics of her getting ready, including a shot of her getting her hair washed in the Kitchen sink…a new fetish definitely. Watch out hair salons everywhere, I’m coming for you. If you see a guy staring in with his hands down his pants, don’t call the police, I’m can’t afford legal struggles…
TO SEE HER AT THE PREMIERE SHE WAS GETTING READY FOR….
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2013
12
Apr
Miley Cyrus Dressed Like She’s 3 of the Day
I wonder if this is a cry for her lost childhood. You know like those weird adult baby fetishists who when analyzed discover that at 3 something traumatic happened, like their parents sold them to fucking Disney, and they were forever broken….or maybe this onsie shit is just a style thing, but what I do know is that I wouldn’t mind watching her crawl around in it, all small bodied, knowing the fabric is touching her asshole, pussy and titties all at the same time, the way I want to be touching her….makes for a good time…
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