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2022

13

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants are pretty hypnotizing….when I see a pair of tight pants walking up ahead from me, I actually put shit into top gear and risk it all by risk dying of a heart attack, you know, shitting myself right there on the grocery store floor, or sidewalk I’m on all to get closer….

Today, I walked an extra block to see a bitch in tight pants picking up her dog’s shit and she knew precisely why I was there, since I don’t bother trying to be subtle when I know any girl in a pair of tight pants is an attention seeking whore, it’s a different era…..back in the day they’d pretend that they were being modest and that I was the pervert…now we know everyone’s intentions and we work together towards that common goal…

So yeah, tight pants are worth celebrating, when they go on, they should be made into content to be jerked off to, because really, jerking off to a chick picking up her dog’s shit in tight pants is that next level to walking a block and staring that they aren’t quite ready for….BUT THEY WILL Be.

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2022

13

Dec

Britney Spears Posts a Mile High Club Video of the Day

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There’s a conspiracy that Britney Spears is actually the original Britney Spears, but the people identify her replacement as the original Britney Spears .

There was apparently a Drew Barrymore movie with the same premise, that she had her body double pretend to be her, so everyone thought the body double was her, so when she returned from her hiatus, no one believed the original Drew Barrymore was Drew Barrymore and the people wanted the body double….

I don’t know who this is, is it original Britney, is it stand in Britney, is it some sort of clone they made in the Disney lab years ago who finally figured out consciousness, hence the whining for freedom….

I just know that it’s probably not Britney Spears or if it is, it was shot 10 years ago and they are passing it off as recent, because if Britney was at the airport, in NYC, in recent content….the paparazzi would have the pics….

WHERE IS BRITNEY…why the gap tooth…..I guess we can ask her husband, a hired actor, who you can imagine how being cast as Britney Spears’ husband worked out or will workout for his career after she is officially announced dead.

Point of the story, whoever this is, old Britney, new Britney, real Britney or fake Britney, she’s being a slut in a private jet, or a set that looks like a private jet, and that’s what matters.

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2022

13

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here is a random compliation of girls who are supposed to be wearing swimwear, but that could be wearing panties….or not waring much at all…

Not all are on the beach, some by the pool, some just inside taking selfies…

As an undiagnosed autistic, it’s a big fucking mess of what the fuck am I looking at, but I figure put it all together for you every week to celebrate the girls who are celebrating swimwear, knowing it’s the foundation of the internet or social media, because the girl you know in a bikini, was what kept you around that social media world, and look how far we’ve gone as a perverted people because we all stuck around on social media, just waiting for more bikini pics like the pervert scumbags we are….

I don’t know when these are from, some seem like they are from the 80s, but ultimately, who cares, it’s a bunch of bikini, bikini-like, swimwear and that’s obviously ENOUGH…..bitches have got famous and rich off swimwear alone…so the least we can do is keep that trend alive.

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2022

13

Dec

Edgy Argentine Nude Hip Shoot of the Day

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I used to produce gutter nude shoots with various lovely women around the world from the comfort of my soiled couch…it was a lot of fun but a waste of fucking time, or too much effort for no actual return and it wasn’t like I was a MeToo motherfucker getting pussy from the collab and it wasn’t like I was making money off the collab….it was just something to do….that I stopped doing….

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the concept of random girls, whether they identify as selfie models, or instagram models, or artists, or fitness influencers, or random ass nobody strippers and homeless chicks who need 20 dollars or not doesn’t matter….doing nude shits…

It’s the hipster, instagram model, nude for art good times…..nude for porn they call art, nude for clout, nude for attention, nude for the sake of being nude on the itnernet….and I like it…

Now that all chicks get naked on the internet, it’s probably a lot easier to find chicks to get naked on the internet, so maybe 2023 will be me producing not quite porn, we’ll package as art, because it’s that grey area you want to be in….

In the meantime, we can check out other people’s work, like this racy model by photographer for nakid magazine …since it’s modern, alt, wild and involves pussy touching WITH mouth….this hipster model edgy alt instagram art porno shoot just got real…and it’s nice to see people still like to have a good time….maybe even too good of a time…

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2022

13

Dec

Ass to Ass Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga Fail

Girl in Pantyhose

Girl Stretches

Yoga Handstand

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Morning Stretch

CAR Wash

Strong Legs

TIGHT Shorts

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2022

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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But it is funny to see them go after their fall guy and call him out for the gain of function research that he funded to create the virus that they tried to destroy our lives with…..

As it turns out….I have funded gain of function research into creating new viruses also….

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2022

12

Dec

Jordyn Jones Dance Booty in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I post Jordyn Jones pics whenever I see them….it’s almost like I am fascinated with an inbred white trash girl who was destined to sell meth in the trailer park or behind the convenience store parking or various barnes peppered through her Michigan rural neighborhood, and by sell meth I mean suck dick and fuck for meth, same same but different….

ONLY….lucky for her she’s rich thanks to mom seeing her as a cute object that Hollywood would be happy to exploit until she was too old to exploit, so they threw her out to fend for herself as a girl who sells half naked pics of herself as she figures out what else a girl who dances can do…

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2022

12

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As you may or may not know, the demons spent a few years trying to manipulate your minds, by censoring people who had information that could have saved you, but that instead was ignored…..because it was convenient….so as you went along with the only experts you were exposed to…following clown-like rules that make no sense to anyone with a brain…from masks they still push, to stickers on grocery store floors, to vaccines that were never put through human trials, to a virus that was made in a lab after they ran a simulation….

You may be seeing the truth surface, whether it’s with Satanic Libtard Elon Musk, who should be a model Libtard for the other Libtards that see him as the devil, but on his platform all the censored things like Vaccine Injury, Died Suddenly, EVENT 201, you know shit about Fauci who we all knew was a fall guy for all this is surfacing…

Which should make you hate the medical workers who fucking led to you about all this, even if they’ve decided to moonlight as a sideline business getting naked….

Their dances, their being treated like heroes, were ALL part of the problem, so turning to selling nudes, or getting nude may not save anyone, but at least it’s happening….you can’t really hold grudges, we all make our choices and I choose to never forget what was done, but distract myself with the nudes…..

Exhibitionism fixes all the darkness when it’s being brought to light and even when it’s not!

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2022

12

Dec

Kate Upton’s in a Bikini of the Day

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You know, I used to shit on Kate Upton, not officially, since she was a rich kid who wasn’t in the model game for the money, she was in it for something to do, or for the celebrity and attention, as rich models do…..not that I could have afforded to pay any model to let me shit on her, or would I pay any model to shit on her, but I shit on her with WORDS…the other anus.

Anyway, I’d call her boxy, sloppy, square, but the tits were enough to carry her, and this was like a decade ago…so 10 years older, a mom of kids, not really in a better position to justify that mom look…but at the time it was confusing….

She’s doing what she made a name for herself doing…BIKINI shit…now with a body that makes sense since it’s not 19….and a body that looks exactly like it did to me when she was 19….

So yeah, Kate Upton in a bikini with her Husband who just won a World Series and landed a 200 million dollar 3 year contract…so they’re chillin’.

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2022

12

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I wonder if the MILF appeal is that they’ve had sex to completion…..like they’ve seen it all through….from start to fucking finish so they’re far more serious about it than these half assed girls of hook-up culture who just get abortions…..you know the LOW stakes game…

I figure the MILF appeal is really nothing to do with being older, more experience but rather them lower standards with less needs and wants because they are busy being moms…..

Unless your MILF is an empty nester and looking to replace their needy kids who are off to college or living on their own with you….but then you’ve got a bitch who wants to cook, clean, take care of you, do your dirty laundry and blow you on command, as MOMS do…so that works too…

I used to be against MILFs but now I think the childless women are the REAL fucking monsters…so while I debate this with myself because I have no friends….These are self proclaimed MILFS

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