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2023

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Always take your vitamins….there’s a pandemic out there….and by vitamins, I mean suck random butt plugs presented to you along your many adventures, because you never know what kind of parasite you may get, it could be a good one….a friend for life…to keep you entertained and to make bad decisions for you in the journey you call life.

It’s funny to see that everyone is mad that all the memes about the Tennessee cop getting railed by her co-workers are about the Tennessee cop getting railed by her co-workers and not about the co-workers railing her….it’s like people can’t understand it takes 5 to gangbang a chick…and to only focus on the chick in the gangbang is slut shaming when maybe it’s slut celebrating…since she’s the one taking 5 dudes and focusing on the dudes in the gangbang is pretty gay…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Paige Spiranac Goes Premium!
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Sophie Rothschild In Her Lingerie!
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Madonna Plays Truth Or Dare With Amy Schumer, Lily Wayne and More
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Em Rata Booty in a Tight Dress
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Sydney Paight Nip Slip on the Red Carpet
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Paige Lorenze is the Tennis WAG
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Sommer Ray’s Fitness in a Thong!
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Alexis Ren Has Something To Say
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Madonna is Creepy in Religious Vanity Fair Series
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Southern California Whale Giving Birth
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Cat Who Opens Microwave Gets Outsmarted
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Kid Playing with Gun on TV
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Ivan Provorov Gets In Trouble for Not Wearing Pride Jersey!
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Debbie St. Pierre Is Not Into Little Men!
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NKOTB Says he Was Forced to Hide Being Gay – We All Knew
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Hunting Behavior of a Red Fox
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Fox on the Trampoline
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Encounter with an Anaconda
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Mikayla Demaiter, Glamour Model or Hockey Star?
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Channing Tatum on the Lie Detector Test
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Three Lions Attacked by Hippo
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Mother Bald Eagle Protects Eggs
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Gisele and Joaquim Valente Go for a Jog!
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Anna in the Net!
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Kate Bosworth and Ryan Phillippe Star In THE LOCKSMITH
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People who Creepily Look like Artworks in Museums
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Retriever Throws Laundry on the Floor
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Get Some Hats..
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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Kendall Jenner in One Piece
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Kristen Bell in Leggings
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Madonna Does the Last Supper like a Satanist with Some Trashy Models with Tits
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Emma Roberts Sheer Dress
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Sommer Ray in Tight Pants
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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Margot Robbie in Oversized Mom Pants
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Hailey Bieber in Bike Shorts
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Ashley Benson in Leggings
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Rowan Blanchard in a Tight Dress
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Alison Brie in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Finger Banged
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Big Boob Shine
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14 People Having a Shit Day
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Amateur Flesh Mila
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Possessed!
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Pyjama Pussy
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Dildo Ride on the Water
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Blonde in the Shower
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Not a Fan of Facials
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Leather Recliner Time
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Retard Corner
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Big Boobs on a Nerdy Girl
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Butt Plug Insetion
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Busty Alyssa has her Tits Out
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Dick Sucker
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Dildo Bike Rider
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Itna Has Flowers and Tits
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Blondie Fucks
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Public Beach Fuck
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Lesbian MILFs
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Amateurs Fuck while Roommate Moves In
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Masturbating Nerd and her Wand
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Madison does a Dick Suck
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Dildo Leg Spread
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Cum Masters
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Blue Haired Takes Dicks
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Lingerie Dildo Ride
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2023

18

Jan

Kate Bosworth Nip Slip of the Day

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I don’t know why Kate Bosworth has been in my top 10 celebrities worth fucking or jerking off to, mainly because I think all celebs are trash, I think nerds who make hit lists or rank girl lists are lame as fuck and most importantly, I have no standards and I’d fuck basically any and all celebs without any real discretion, consideration or ranking….but for whatever reason when I hear the name Kate Bosworth, I think, “I like Kate Bosworth”…I can’t even know one of her movies, I’ve never jacked off to her, because I don’t jerk off to celebs, they are garbage….but she’s a skinny blonde chick, now old, but she wasn’t always old and even as an old bitch she’s held up alright…..

That was until finding out she was dating Justin Long, the mac guy, who repulses me and basically has murdered anything I’ve appreciated about Kate Bosworth over the years…

Yes, Justin Long is the kind of dude that makes a bitch’s sex appeal dead to me….and normally I don’t care about the dudes in bitches, so long as I’m not sucking out their cum….but in this case, I do.

Tiny Tits being flashed though, CHECK EM OUT…

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2023

18

Jan

Sydney Sweeney’s in Bed UpSkirt of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the most overhyped celebrity that I haven’t really heard much about in a few months, but there was a window in our lives that was just so excited by Sydney Sweeney, presumably because she has tits bigger than her head, which is a good thing, because you can use those tits to block out her head if you were to have her upside down, not that she’s hideous or a full butter face that you’d need to brown paper bag, but she does look a bit like a mouth breeder inbred with ceiling eyes, which can be creepy.

Well, she’s back, in her bed, legs up, pantyhose on, tits forgotten and not on display and when you’re the hottest thing, or one of the hottest things created in Hollywood, that’s something worth lookin’ at….even if there’s no tits, which is really what she’s all about and why we even know she exists…and really any celeb producing, uploading a promoting their own upskirt pics is the kind of celeb we should care about, it takes the effort out of creepin’ on them.

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2023

18

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches…maybe not too fit…because too fit can be terrifying, but it’s still better than being fat….

Maybe I’m more into staying emaciated and starved the fuck out, you know like 90s models, while retaining your tits than fit, but I figure exercise is part of the process of negative caloric intake..

The point is that no one worth fucking is into fat bitches….unless they’ve been through too many hot model bitches and want to diversify without going gay or to transgendered…

Dudes fucking the fatties are doing it because they have no other choice, it’s fuck a fatty or fuck nothing…and people want to fuck something….and those are the lower tier people fit chicks don’t have to fuck since they are fit….

So to live the sugar baby dream, or to find love with a lifestyle you feel you deserve, or to get jerked off to by dudes who fuck fat chicks and wish so much that they could have a chick who is built the way they are supposed to be built before all the fat but instead are forced to fuck fatties if they are EVEN lucky to get a fatty now that fatties have egos too…find that calorie deficit.

Fit girls are hotter, more energized, better fucks even if they are lying there taking it in a way like “you’re lucky to be here since I’m not a fat chick and you kinda seem like a dude who only gets fat chicks, so do the work”….and sure they aren’t sucking dick like its the last donut in the box they are sneaking at midnight like fat girls traditionally do….they’re just overall less miserable to look at and to be around….especially since they are becoming a myth…..

Here are some workout sluts.

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2023

18

Jan

Margot Robbie Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s an aggressively photoshopped picture of Margot Robbie at the Babylon premiere a few days ago, where she brought her tits out in a push up bra or push up dress, to give you motherfuckers a reminder of why people liked her so much….the nude scene in Wolf of Wall Street.

I’d say that there has to be a conspiracy around her fame. Maybe Australia is where they breed and train these celebrities, pretending they just happened to move to LA to be cast in everything….there’s a lot of Australians in Hollywood….cast in everything…why?

I’d say it’s more than just sucking a lot of the right dick, because many girls have been naked in movies as popular as Wolf of Wall Street and only the nerds know who they are…the FILMOPHILES….

I’d say that maybe she’s put a lifetime of work into this, because like Fat Rebel Wilson, she’s definitely 10 years older than she says she is, hence the photoshop needed in her selfie pics….because they just blame the Australian skin on the ruggedness….

But ultimately, she’s an overrated pile of shit of an actress, tits or nude scenes or not…and she’s consistently unimpressive….

The only thing impressive about her is that people bought into the hype like the retards who will buy anything they are sold when it has tits that they are.

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2023

18

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies may just be the side-effect of consequence of having a front hole. When the fat lips on either side of the front hole that acting like some kind of barrier get suffocated from the tight fabric being pulled up against it….but it’s far more fun when you think the pussy is more like a cartoon, a vagina dentata, just starving to eat up anything that’s near it, but it’s really not that the pussy has a mind of its own, but rather the pussy owner who has done this by design, as strategy, or by accident due to the clothing and the whole front hole barrier, it lets us all see as much of her box as you possibly can through clothes, which is a good thing when you’re at the grocery store!

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2023

18

Jan

Jordana Brewster Bikini of the Day

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Jordana Brewster is a 42 year old Panamanian who you may know as the daughter of Brazilian Sports Illustrated model Maria Joao and some American investment banker who was rich enough to fuck Sports Illustrated models and drop babies inside their wombs and I guess even smarter to set up shop in Panama the tax haven….

To make things even MORE suspicious, her dad’s father or her grandfather was the president of Yale University for 14 years….where she went to school in 2003….because obviously…

Anyway, her rich kid life took her to Hollywood where she starred in some shit, landed some other shit, got famous in the process, you know to support her being rich to begin with, since being rich isn’t enough when you’re rich….and now she produces bikini porn like some instagram whore who may be too old to be in a bikini but is skinny enough and busty enough to be in a bikini…which I guess is her birth right…

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2023

18

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I wonder if these stoner bitches, or really all the amateur galleries of randoms is killing the high profile content of the site by being too pedestrian and local…

You see, I figure it’s best to focus on the things I care about, which is random, women being slutty on the internet, or really anything perverted on the internet.

I see this as much a part or a product of influencers being sluts because, porn chicks and Hollywood celebs are being sluts to be influencers being sluts, it’s just another cog in the machine of all these people chasing their 15 minutes, even when they’ve had a few hours or years, their viral moment, to make as much as they can, have as many fans and likes as they can, and matter as much as they can.

Most of their attempts kind of bootleg, figuring out their angle which is always hilarious to me….but I actually support it and find it endearing…at least they are trying and not all fucking blown out like those who have made it.

Like these girls deciding that weed smokers are a category of people, there are people who base their whole identity on weed, they treat it like it is their savior, their religion, their livlihood, their only hobby or interest…they act like they can tell the difference between strains, when all highs are so fucking mild, I just buy it….

Or is this what’s keeping us afloat….since i never really gave a fuck about celebs or Hollywood and still don’t, they were just easy target to make fun of, rip apart, upset their fans, laugh about it to myself….but they’ve always been so contrived and boring, while those who haven’t made it yet, are far more eager, hilarious, and not even wroth laughing about, but instead celebrating their content in a massive content dump.

The point is, weed is great, girls who smoke weed are great if they aren’t annoying about it, girls who smoke weed naked are better, girls who document smoking weed naked the best, since you don’t have to find them to hang out with them because that’d probably be annoying…

Here’s some weed girls…looking like weed girls…which isn’t always a good thing, but it’s alright.

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2023

18

Jan

Titty Flashing Get Together of the Day

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My friend, hair stylist who is not gay, but who pretends he is by being a hair stylist, in hopes of getting laid, but instead just given the honest, sometimes too honest sexual adventures of his female clients, that he typically goes home to jerk off, sent me over this video of girls flashing the camera, because girls just like to have fun.

It’s a video that speaks to perverts like me would like to think all girl hangs look like this or a variation of this, because if I was a girl, and I may be, it’s the internet, you’ll never know, but if I was a girl, and I may be, I’d definitely be the one setting the mood by pulling my tits out first so the hive mind follows, which would unfortunately skew me to lesbian, which makes sense since I like pussy over dick, and with the low testosterone I do have, I may already be considered a woman, a lesbian woman…but the idea of being a lesbian is just so depressing since lesbians are miserable.

Anyway, I feel like most girls don’t do this, but when the camera is on they do, and you know most girls probably do get naked amongst each other, it’s a perverted generation of exhibitionism….so ya know….maybe perverts like me are right.

Either way, here’s some video proof….

Posted in:Videos

2023

18

Jan

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I had some fat jokes that I saved over the last week, since our last encounter with fat ladies doing hot girl shit thanks to the internet and society tricking them into thinking they are hot girls who just happen to have quadruple the size shits….even though we like to think girls don’t shit….all we can think about when looking at fat girls how big their shits are.

I don’t remember any of those fat jokes that I saved, I’m not the most organized as you can imagine with the whole homeless, degenerate, unemployed, internet crying clown, that I am….but I guess the fat girls playing hot girls is a joke in and of itself..

Sure, there’s people with feeder fetishes, watching girls get as fat as they can, and there are people with fat girl fetishes both from a being smothered by them and their hopefully monstrous tits, because fat girls with small tits are just tragic…and the fat girl fetish of too fat to ever leave a motherfucker….to the fat girl acceptance that it’s all you can get because the 50 percent of non fats are with better options….and then there’s the whole world being a circus or a sideshow aspect…..but normalizing fat is just idiotic since fat kills..

This is my post for inclusivity and body positivity, where body positivity is treating your body positively, not embracing years of neglect and accepting it….

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