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2022

09

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

You see, with more testosterone in your veins…you don’t really get too into the style or design of the panties a girl is wearing….you take a more animalistic approach….maybe fuelled by the pheromones or some shit that just tap right into your fucking brain and make you want to get into the panties, as they are just a fabric barrier between you and the golden nugget at the end of the fucking rainbow…those panties can be shit filled, soaked through, they can be torn or full of period….the fact that they are marketed as GRANNY PANTIES don’t fucking matter….they could be diapers or a locking chastity belt you’re trying to eat through….you just have to be man or pervert enough.

So I’ve never bought into the granny panty is bad, or embarrassing hype so I aprpeciate these girls embracing their granny panties and making some kind of activism bullshit around them…some FULL BACK PANTY pride nonsense because THEY are panties.

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2022

09

Dec

Sara Sampaio’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I’ve pretty much found Sara Sampaio not that exciting of a model since Victoria’s Secret recruited her from a fishing boat in Portugal where she used to work….

I figured she was their Adriana Lima replacement, dark hair, dark skin, light eyes, for when Lima retired, then she never retired so they just lived at the brand in tandem.

Since her Victoria’s Secret days that were ended quickly thanks to that whole EPSTEIN affiliation, you know the Epstein plane was originally the Victoria’s Secret plane….SCANDALOUS….

But yeah, they refused to use fat chicks, which was awesome positioning, but then they folded and dropped their hot chicks that made the brand, but for whatever reason still work with Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber to try to buy “relevance” through poser hot chicks, trying to be hot chicks, and the whole thing is a mess…..

Luckily, Sara Sampaio has gone onto to bigger and better things, still half naked in bikini, looking better than she normally does, since I’ve been consistently not a Sara Sampaio fan.

I am however a bikini photoshoot fan, so I am glad they still happen in this new era of nude selfie….

This was shot by a dude named Cameron Hammond who is managed by his wife who has emailed me to take down unreleased pics in the past and was VERY cool about it, considering most photographers like ZOEY GROSSMAN send troll lawyers to fucking sue like the garbage fucking money grubbing cunt that she is, not realizing that this is just FREE promo and appreciation of work they FUCKING GOT PAID for….so yeah Cameron Hammond and his hot bikini pics are legend.

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2022

09

Dec

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t really think braless girls are feminists, I think braless girls are into comfort or showing off the natural bounce and shape of their tits, but it’s fun to pretend that there are women out there who think that a bra is the binding shackles that enslave them in the patriarchy, so instead of wearing some padded bullshit, they pull out there tits, precisely what the patriarchy they hate so much is trying to get out of them….MORE TIT.

I do think that girls with blue hair, who are fat as shit, the kind of thing you would want to fuck or breed, because they are incessant, angry, outraged, miserable, living in denial, pretending fat and lonely is wonderful, consuming things they are told to on the internet to try to feel better about their shitty attitude and choices, fully plugged into that matrix and the agenda of hook-up culture being pushed on them…you know the worst people are the real feminists who bought into the lie that is feminism…

Then there’s the fake agenda pushing feminists like Jen Lawrence, Em Rata and every OnlyFans girl who thinks selling their bodies is feminism, still selling their body, and normally bodies you like look at, so hardly a bad thing, more a let the bitch run her mouth in exchange for seeing the nudes, we just block it out, MUTE.

Either way, here are braless girls not wearing bras as braless would imply you dumb fucks.

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2022

09

Dec

AnnaSophia Robb Poses with Pizza of the Day

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So, ya’ll know about Pizza in Hollywood – RIGHT?

They fucking love it…

All that greasy, all American, sometimes imported, deliciousness that they just fucking LOVE producing content with….

Well here’s AnnaSophia Robb posing with PIZZA….I remember her as the one-armed surfer in some uplifting Christian movie…you could jerk off to since it was 18 year old surfer chick in a bikini…..

Her caption was Me now, me then, and everything that happened in between…..where the “me then” is a pic of her as a kid that I won’t post here….the “me now” was her posing and the IN BETWEEN….PIZZA. Suspicious….ISN’T It…

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2022

09

Dec

Kaili Thorne Buttplug on The Balcony of the Day

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Ya know….I got no advertisers on this site….because I have been wrongfully “gendered” as a porn site MANY years ago, because I don’t believe in censorship, I’m a truth seeker and if a nipple is out, I’m going to post it, if a sex tape drops, I’m gonna post it, but being MISGENDERED a porn site has prevented me from being a billionaire dot com tycoon, forcing me to live in some weird fucking swamp, because when you’re not porn site and you are called a porn site you don’t make porn money and you don’t make non porn money you just exist on the internet like the pile of shit you are….

SO….

Bella Thorne’s sister Kaili decided to follow in the family tradition of showing off how fucked up her childhood was, by monetizing and sexualizing herself so you don’t have to, and in doing that, she produces pretty vulgar pussy shots with the butt plug in, the way you’d want a top tier celebrity like Bella Thorne’s sister to be.

Probably a lot of unpacking to do with this one, but I’m not a therapist and with all butt plugs, they’re normally left better unpacked, you know, so you don’t get the shit all over you….

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2022

09

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets catch fishy cunt as well as it catches non fishy cunt….and I guess it can also catch fish if you’re living through the apocalypse or out in the wilderness after faking your own death….but we’re not here for that…we’re here for drug store lingerie, affordable but still gets the job done, like a crackwhore looking to suck dick for 10 dollars in a back alley, or a sugar baby in a small town who knows the best she can get is a Subway sandwich for a fuck….bargain basement is life….why pay retail price….when there’s deals out there!

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2022

09

Dec

Man with a Plan and other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Naked Rock Climb for a Friday of the Day

Here’s a video of a random girl climbing a rock naked….because climbing rocks is some kind of aspirational, words of wisdom, face all obstacles as something you can climb and turn into half assed porn, instead of being crushed by it…

HERO SHIT…when life gives you lemons, or obstacles, even in your day to day, just get your ladder and strip down….so you can climb over it and potentially get arrested if the obstacle is some asshole at the grocery store…

Morning Yoga Stretch

Yoga in Panties

Tricking a Bitch with a Coin Trick

You gotta wonder why they aren’t embarrassed to post this shit

Sock Removal Fetish Video

Her Pronouns Are….

Squats!

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

09

Dec

Naked Rock Climb for a Friday of the Day

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Here’s a video of a random girl climbing a rock naked….because climbing rocks is some kind of aspirational, words of wisdom, face all obstacles as something you can climb and turn into half assed porn, instead of being crushed by it…

HERO SHIT…when life gives you lemons, or obstacles, even in your day to day, just get your ladder and strip down….so you can climb over it and potentially get arrested if the obstacle is some asshole at the grocery store…

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2022

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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As someone who has been kicked off every social media platform going back to message boards in the late 90s, I find it so lame when I see people who are “brought back on” to twitter after a few years of being suspended, act like they are revolutionaries being let out of prison camp, it’s a fucking social media platform bro, half your followers are robots, the others don’t care….to make it even more pathetic in the 3-4 years of being banned from the platform they were campaigning, suing, fighting, showing up at Jack’s house to get back on…it is twitter bro, you’re not some hero….maybe that’s my fail, I’ve always thought it was funny getting banned off social, maybe I don’t get it because I never had followed on social, either way, it’s still nerdy and pathetic, real life exists motherfuckers LIKE THESE LINKS….

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2022

08

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Hilary Duff is more than just one of the people who helped Aaron Carter kill himself, she’s also a creepy teen that I am sure was run through by the execs that helped create her, because that’s the official conspiracy around teen content in Hollywood, all the teens in said content are underage HOES for SHO.

She’s old now, but based on the multiple sex partners she’s had, some of which she’s had kids with, it’d be safe to assume that behavior stems from being violated and sexualized in her formative years, but I know nothing about Hilary Duff, other thn that she’s got a sturdy body you perverts want to fuck…built like a wrestler….it’s a fetish for people who need a piano moved….and I guess for simps to be smothered by strong ladies….weird.

So seeing her show off her legs, feet in boots for a slutty selfie where she’s feeling hot was worthy of a repost, even if I think she’s a pervert creep, thanks to all the pervert creeps, I don’t mind pervert creeps when they are chicks in their 30s….you know bring that emotional trauma to our dicks and mouths broken bitches….

She also posted some photoshopped swimwsuit pic for you to jack off to….how generous…

UPDATE – she brushed her teeth…

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