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2022

07

Dec

Olivia Cockburn Got Them Nipples Out of the Day

I remember Olivia Cockburn from The O.C., which I have watched on one of the steamers in the last year and thought it was a masterpiece….I used to watch it when it came out because from my shitty memory, it came on Thursday night and despite being about 35 years old at the time (so was Cockburn), I’d spend my Thursday nights drinking at some college Lady’s night that had really cheap drinks and a bunch of college girls, which I guess would be seen as creepy if you’re boring or bitterly married at 35 and not into trying to fuck college girls, but yeah, watching the OC as my pre-game drinking was my way of fitting into the crowd unsuspected….it was my “hello fellow college kids” hustle that never got me laid…..

Anyway, Olivia Cockburn was the least interesting thing on that show and she’s consistently been boring, over hyped, short legged and missing the mark on hot….

From marrying and breeding with that terrible Sudeikis dude who you’d need to be a total psychopath to hang out with for more than 5 minutes, to homewrecking to fuck a gay dude in One Direction, only to be dumped and now forced to go out with her tits out, in a “LOOK I HAVE NIPPLES”….when not making TRASH movies since she’s a big director now….what I am saying is she sucks, she’s garbage, she’s annoying, but the more she brings out her old lady tits, I’ll keep looking, because clearly she’s an industry pro and knows tits get hits….so as long as the tits are out, she will distract people from hating her or realizing she’s garbage.

TITTIES!

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2022

07

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I think my favorite thing about the pussy wedgie trend is that girls who are rocking pussy wedgies in the streets are jacking the pussy wedgie up inside themselves as part of their outfit…

You see, we all know the internet version of the trend or fetish of the cameltoe is done intentionally, that’s the internet, fake as shit…

BUT the real life cameltoes that I saw ALL summer over the last few summers, since bitches are in their SEAL HUNTED SEAL SKIN SNOWSUITS up here in Canada right now, too thick for even the fattest pussy to be cameltoed….

So the REAL life cameltoes are bitches who see the cameltoe on the internet, think it’s a style trend and not just some pervert showing off pussy to get clout without being deleted off IG since the pussy is clothed….just show how fat the pussy is and people will like and follow….

So like bitches who used to “where’s my purse” or “let me put lip gloss on” before heading out to do menial tasks are pulling their pants into their cunts because they think they are supposed to because the internet GAMED them.

That’s funny and hot…the MORE pussy wedgies the better.

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2022

07

Dec

Hailey Bieber Pantyhose of the Day

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I’ve always thought there was something hot about Hailey Bieber, mainly her body that comes from her Brazilian mother that Stephen Baldwin human trafficked and made his own when he was rich enough to seduce women with his money, because as Stephen Baldwin without money, he probably wasn’t too good at the pull, unless he name dropping Alec’s name at the brothels he visited….

I realize that Hailey Bieber looks a little too much like Justin, GENETIC ATTRACTION is real you incest loving freaks…..or maybe they are the same person, she’s a little on the masculine side of instagram model, I think they call them traps, but with my facial recognition blindness the potential dick she has don’t bother me that much….since I’m not the one puting it in my ass….

Maybe it’s her fake Christianity that I dig, you know playing up being in love with God while being married to Satan’s little helper in the music industry, the one-eye covering industry flesh light, Justin Bieber…..because a good little Christian who has been a groupie for the Kardashians prior to finding her place as celebrity wife…..is dying to be a false idol herself while pushing other non-Christian agendas from face paralyzing stroke inducing vaccines and other shit like being a celebrated whore on the internet…NOT WHAT JESUS WANTS…..at least not the real Jesus because this Jesus is into it…

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2022

07

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I saw some hot chick bitching on social media, not that I go on social media, but I follow telegram accounts that will likely me get me raided who do the social media digging for me, and this hot chick was bitching about hot being hot and fit is a fucking curse….

Basically, in this propaganda filled “Fat girls are sexy” and “Eat a SandwicH” skinny girl twilight zone we live in, hot chicks who post hot pics of themselves being hot, whether being skinny naturally, or fit from working out, since that’s the HEALTHIEST thing a motherfucker can do in this lazy, poison food, junk food, lazy world…..are getting reported, flagged for pushing hate, or bullying, by just living their own damn lives…

So the bitter fat girls, the same who push body positivity think that being hot and fit is FAT shaming and not body positivity for that person being positive about their body…..

Meaning, fat chicks who push agendas are actually angry little cunts..or I guess it would be big cunts…cuz you know that no dude is saying “cancel that hot chick for being fit and body positive that’s shaming fat girls just by their existing”…..

I wonder if that logic applies to ANYTHING else these loud mouths are against…..

I SUPPORT FIT CHICKS…..even if it’s just jerking off to them working out in the park….

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2022

07

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may believe that Weed was targeted by big business and made illegal for it’s cheap and easy applications across many industries, including but not limited to opening up a hippie fuck’s third eye with an “I’m so high man”….before having a religious experience and then running into the nearest cave because he thinks “the man” is coming for hum an….

You can google all the good things weed can do….preferably while smoking weed to enhance the whole experience….

That doesn’t make me a weed activist or someone who likes fanatics in anything using weed as a prop in their selfie smut, because it reminds me of the “I’ so high” kind of motherfucker I grew up hating….

It’s like smoke weed and enjoy yourself, it doesn’t need to be a over-sharing content moment, we get it, people smoke weed, it’s legal in canada, just smoke weed and shut up, but definitely keep up the nudie content because weed girl fanatics trying to get some clout or not…I don’t see the point of producing content with weed like it’s the 90s and an attempt at rebelling….BUT I dig nudes even when they are political, annoying, or just showing off dumb shit like smoking the most mild drug you can grow in your backyard with zero effort….

Nudity is fun though.

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2022

07

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence See Through of the Day

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I believe in the celebrity child now an adult navigating the scary world of being born and raised in a coddled celebrity environment while always being seen as a product of their successful parents, yet they still feel they have something to prove to the world, or that their successes they end up having have nothing to do with nepotism….FETISH…

It’s a real thing and Charlotte Lawrence, daughter of some hit TV show producer so you know he’s rich and has likely sucked some dick, and has likely had his dick sucked by aspiring actresses, maybe even from Charlotte’s mom, Kate from Drew Carey, but I assume she was already famous when she first let him cum in her….

That said, it’s cute to see skinny /busty Charlotte working the scene as an influencer, trying to push her music, that you know comes from a pretty vapid place because rich people hardships and rich people heart break is hardly the hard hardships we want out of songwriters, but instead is some spoiled stunted bratty shit…since all their self hating, drug addiction, and sadness is pretty fucking lame…because they are entitled connected rich people…their feelings are less valid.

Anyway, she wore a sheer dress to Art Basel, cuz she’s working her way into the culture man, needing to be in the hot spots man, and I like tits an apparently rich kids like showing o tits to seem more artsy and deep….WORKS FOR ME….

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2022

07

Dec

Big Mac Brawl and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Drunk Russian Falls 9 Floors a Lives

Barbershop Entry….

Climate Protestors are So Dumb

Chips

Fake Choke to Turn Your Friend’s Gay

Cracky….

Crazy Christmas Shoppers

Ariana Grande Predicts Covid

Wife Tastes Her Own Hair

Christmas Shopping

Road Rage!

Junkyard Fire!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

07

Dec

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We all know that fat chicks is a fetish for weirdos, we don’t necessarily judge those weirdos for being into being smothered by fat chicks, or wanting to pick a fold to fuck we need those dudes to accompany us when trying to find non-fat chicks to fuck…JUMP ON THE GRENDADE, TAKE OUT THE FAT MANAGER for us hot chick diggers….

The problem is that hook-up culture made fucking the fatty at 3 am, fucking the fatty every day at normal hours, with a “come over watch a movie and then fuck”….and that built their self esteem.

Then the fat girl who was now being treated to take out and a movie, instead of being 3 am fucked and asked to leave because there isn’t enough room in the bed, their heat from their huge bodies too much to handle, their sweat, smell and SLEEP APNEA annoying, DON’T YOU NEED TO GET HOME TO YOUR CATS AND YOUR C-PAP fatty…..

To make it EVEN worse, the fat chick wanting to fuck is no longer the fat chick at the 3 am waiting around amonghs 5-6 drunk guys feeling her out, she’s on a hook-up app, so every dude with a boner in a 50 mile radius is available to her, so she can fuck 2-3-4 desperate dudes a fucking day…..

That does some false inflation of the ego, so now we have fatties thinking they are hot, that they are healthy, and the whole thing is disturbing to me…..

The media, social media, BIG PHARMA love it though, they have normalized it, and you get cancelled if you go against the narrative….

Which is why we celebrate fat girls with this BODY POSITIVE INCLUSIVITY POST….becaue ultimately, I don’t care if they normalized the fat girl fetish…or if fat is unhealthy…I just care that all girls are out there whoring!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

07

Dec

Unimpressed Dog and Other Thots of Yotube Shorts of the Day

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Racy Shirt

Booty Girl Struggles

Weird Bikini Joke

I Hate Shuffle Dancers

Workout Spotter

T-Shirt Titties

The Sheer Dress Girl

Getting Ready Girl

Dumb Prnaks – Still Funny

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do trans dudes look hot when they ovulate? You know do their cheeks fill out and their pheromones say “cum in my man pussy and give me a baby”…..

No wonder people are so sexually confused…both women and men who live as women are jacking their faces up into basically being cartoons….all lip and face injected run through high processing filters…..

Then there are no real men and not just because chicks on Testosterone who cut their tits off have more testosterone than actual men….

What is the corelation between testosterone levels and driving Teslas?

Lots of cucks….not very impressive…

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McKayla Maroney’s Bra Flash!
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini on the Boat
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Rosie Huntington in a Fun Dress
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Stars React to Kirstie Alley’s Murder
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Why Dogs are Better than Cats
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Snapshots of Terrifying Things People Came Across
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The College Women’s Basketball Brawl Made a Star Out of Bella Cravens
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings the Hot Selfie
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The Daily Show Has a Line Up of Replacement Comedians and they Suck
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Bella Thorne Bikini on a Beach
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Natalia de Molina Topless and Bush from TV
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Reason why Old Timey Boxers Boxed the Way They Did
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Wet Fart on Escalator
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Ronaldo’s Girlfriend as he Takes on a 211 Million Dollar a Year Contract
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Selena Gomez New Music Tease
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Dash is a Very Hot Lingerie Model
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Loud Sonar Scares Scuba Diver
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Christine McVie Auction Happens
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Instagram Model Carla Guetta’s Hot Pic Round-Up
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How VCRs Work
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Coal Unloading
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3D Printer That Paints 10 Million Collars
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Experiments with Magnets
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Testing iPhone 14 Emergency SOS
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Watching Machines Work
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Charli XCX Decorates the Christmas Tree
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The Rock’s Wife Sings the National Anthem at the Football Game
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Sabrina Carpenter in a Hoot on the Red Carpet
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Rita Ora’s Thong in a Red Dress
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Selena Gomez on the Streets
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Shay Mitchell in a Yellow Dress
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Sienna Miller in a Racy Dress
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Stella Maxwell at an Event
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Pixie Lott at an Event
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Olivia Culpo’s Big Cleavage
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Lady Victoria Hervey’s Hot Bod at an Event
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Jessica Chastain Big Cleavage
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Irina Shayk at an Event
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Florence Pugh Cleavage at Event
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Riding the Dildo with the Socks On
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Taco Tuesday
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Awesome Tits Leave the Pool
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Reddit Amateur Chick
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Dildo Fucking Girl
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Big Titty Nude Amateur
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Amateur Dildo Riding
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Body Painted Brazilian Fan
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Beach Girl Being Bad
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Margot Nude Tits at the Beach
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Amateur Squirting
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Scooter Dick Suck
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Bust Nude Girl Dances in her Covid mask
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Ecuador Titty Flashing
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Vegas Travel Blog
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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Lingerie On for the Suction Dildo Ride
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Couple Fucks on the Beach in a Tent – Subtle
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Dick Sucker
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Butt Plug Behind Jeans
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More Amateur Sex
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Jerking Off the Clit
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Amateur Anal
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Nude Model Posing Artsy
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Moon Pube Witch
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Girl gets the Cum Moustache
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Fisting Herself Weirdness
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Near Misses
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Showing Off the Manicure
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