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2023

11

Jan

Tatjana Patitz is Dead of the Day

Tatjana Patitz is a German model from the 80s or 90s who just died of Breast Cancer at the age of 56….she was apparently a super model, I don’t remember her, but I don’t remember anything pop culture because that shit pollutes your mind, but I also don’t remember girls I was actually having sex with in the 80s or 90s, so it’s nothing personal Tatjana Patitz, not that she cares, she’s dead.

Since we like tits and thus hate breast cancer for targeting the things we like to murder the host body of tits, I figured we’g give her an RIP motherfucker the only way I know how, but encouraging you perverts to jerk off to her model tits from their prime, like it was still the 80s or 90s and like her tits didn’t kill her, unless you find jerking off to the tits that killed her titillating….you sick titty fuck…

Point of the story, this is her when she wasn’t 56 and dead…with tits…

She was also in the George Michael Freedom video…

RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

Some movie scenes:

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2023

11

Jan

Sabrina Carpenter for V Mag Looking Racy of the Day

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There was once a time that I would troll the internet and one of those trolls was entering a male model competition that some of the people around these parts who may still be out there, but who could be dead, decided to do some nerd shit on and make me win by setting up some auto-refresing voting script, where are those pals now, we could make a billion dollar software, I need it.

Anyway, the contest was for V-Man, which I assume was a male version of V-Mag, but I guess I could be wrong….they didn’t honor the win, give me the contract, or any of that which was pretty rude of them, considering I fucking won.

Well, apparently they are still around and they’ve done a shoot with some child star, pop star named Sabrina Carpenter who some of you may have jerked off to since she’s hot.

In the shoot, they have her in some slutty outfit in knee highs and these are the outtakes and really that’s all I got to say about that….fuck V-Mag while you want to fuck yourself using random household objects looking at pics of Sabrina Carpenter like the creep you are.

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2023

11

Jan

Jojo Pulls the Titty Out of the Day

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Jojo is some chid star who fell off the map when she was no longer a child, I figure she had a ton of money and hated the industry for molesting her, but maybe it was more to do with the industry not wanting anything to do with her as it is flimsy and goes after whatever the next big hit once the current hit has dried up by 20 years old…

Anyway, she made a come back by pulling her tit out on instagram, her full tit in an instagram live and it was a HOLY SHIT JOJO HAS BIG TITS….which turned into a collab with Rihanna’s billion dollar underwear brand that has replaced Victoria’s Secret, bringing us a lot of half naked Jojo where we all got to see she has big tits on a more regular basis….I don’t know where that collab is now since I don’t use social media or care, but I saw this GIF of her pulling out her tit, or flashing her bra, like a common prostitute or stripper trying to make her 5 dollar tip at the table, and it was enough for me to look to see if she had a longer version….

Along with seeing she’s reading Napolean Hill’s Think Rich, Grow Rich, or her reminders to do 2 workouts, drink a gallon of water for her squirt show before taking progress pics….she also posted a making the bed fetish video….for those into having their bed made by a woman….or their mom….

AND more cleavage…since the titties are always the money maker when used right…

She’s also in a slutty dress…..

Some cleavage….

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2023

11

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a society where 50 percent of people are obese, 20 percent of people are overweight, 10 percent of people are lazy, sloppy and soft….the 10 percent of people are underweight due to AIDS, CANCER, STARVATION….

So the final 10 percent of people who do fitness, who get that toned and defined body, who have that athleticism and ability to bounce on dicks for a longer and more inspired amount of time, since they practice at the gym doing squats daily are important to encourage or fetishize.

I get it, some girls with their big strong muscles are scary, even masculine, their pec titties not a titty you’d want if you were sculpting a tit out of your mashed potatoes to jerk off to….

But I think encourage the strength training, the fitness, the musculature and trying to normalizing a little fitness since it makes for a better fuck, even the higher testosterone, albeit gay sounding, makes bitches horny….and bearded…but HORNY…and domineering, maybe scary and into fucking you with a strap on, but it’s a small price to pay to encourage healthy living….

So get to your local gym, identify as a woman, get in the woman’s locker room, or join the local spin class, or HOT YOGA class, just to stare at the fit asses and smell the gym farts, it’s worth it…and soon it won’t exist anymore…since fat is far fucking easier….unless we get more FIT FETISHES going, where girls ASPIRE TO BE FIT, cuz being fat is SHUNNED….

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2023

11

Jan

Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I am a few days late on Rita Ora’s see through dress at some pre-Golden Globes event because you can’t actually see her nipples, so who the fuck cares about her attention seeking…..

I mean sure, she’s got great tits that she’s used to get to wherever the fuck she’s at, which I hear is a pretty good place because she made 15 million dollars last year, despite not having an album or hit song despite claiming to be a popstar, she gets paid in other ways, I guess.

I figure if she was to launch an OnlyFans, she’d probably make as much if not more with less effort, but being at all the events she can is sort of what she does.

Anyway, the recently married to some Hollywood star writer/director….has been in the gym, because she’s giving the signing thing a go again….

A few hours ago she posted the preview to her new single, which I don’t think will be a hit based on how shit it is, but don’t take my word for it, so many shit songs become hit songs when the person involved has proven themselves to the demons that run the music industry….and Ora has put in the work…

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I’m more into her smaller, saggier, older, tits on her fit body being used for marketing purposes, as they always have….

I figure she’s got a few good years left in her and she probably feels the same, which is probably why she’s putting out the music she was supposed to put out back when she Fucked Rob Kardashian into America after singing to Jay Z’s label that dropped her after Rihanna got jealous…..you know, you can only have a limited amount of beta kittens in your satanic den.

To se more pics of the dress LICK HERE!!!!

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2023

11

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pants on ladies only make sense to me when I can see their full vagina through said pants and luckily, a lot of ladies agree with me….they use pants as a way to show off their vagina lip fatness and it’s amazing.

I know it was a big deal for lesbians and feminists of the 1900s to make the move from dresses to pants but thak god they did…

They were ostracized, alienated, treated like freaks, like lesbians, kicked out of families, dumped by potential suitors…the people would say “who’s that weird bitch in pants…does she think she’s a man”….laughs ensued….BUT who’s got the last laugh now….LADIES IN PANTS DO, that’s who…

You see, none of those motherfuckers realized the potential of pants, they didn’t know there would be improvement in pant technology as more and more women incorporated pants into their feminist lives….they didn’t know the pant would allow a lady to leave the house with her pussy lips forward, taking that big step into letting randoms look at their pussy, cuz they’re pussy’s all fat and eating said pants….the way NATURE intended.

Without the pant, we’d have to be looking up a skirt and coming across as a predator, so that panth has gifted to us EVERY DAY thanks to the pussy wedgie….and slutty women into rocking a pussy wedgie….to help market the importance of pussy wedgies that don’t always come to us via pants….but also from panty, bikini bottom, shorts, but it all started with pants so let’s celebrate that…

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2023

11

Jan

Boot Adjustment and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Ass at the Gym

Exericse Bike Ass

Gettin Dressed

Shoe and Sock Removal

Weird Hair Dancer – Still Dancing

Gym Shorts

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2023

11

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am always pretty suspicious when things that were illegal for such a long time are suddenly made legal, after knowing people who have been arrested or at least shaken down by bad dudes for being involved in the trade prior to it being legalized…

It’s like people died over weed, did time over weed, it was always pretty stupid, but then one day, cops were opening smoking weed, the same people who shook people down months earlier..it just never sad right with me….

But I guess it’s more evidence of how retarded we are as a species, the excitement of “daddy” changing the rules is enough to forget how stupid the rule was, or all the punishments “daddy” made against people who broke the rule, before daddy realized he could make money off the very thing he was mad people made money off….

It’s all so fucking weird….WHY do they want us HIGH or at least to have access to getting high on basically every street corner….not that weed is bad, I think it’s probably a gift from nature that helps in a lot of ways for a lot of things, it’s just a fucking plant….it’s just all pretty suspicious…but maybe I’m just paranoid on this legal weed high….

The hope is that the smoking of weed opens people’s eyes, but people are dumb, so they’ll just be full retards, sedated….but at least they get naked with weed as a prop to give you some weed content from ALT girls into weed smoking, making moves in the WEED culture, because people are as lame about weed as they are about craft beer, or wine, or whiskey…you know the type and hustling money out of a half retarded stoner by doing the very thing they love is a hustle that probably works…

SO here are some weed girls supporting the weed movement….by using weed as a prop in their SMUT….Heathens…

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2023

11

Jan

Pixie Lott’s in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about Pixie Lott, besides that she’s a UK popstar from a decade ago.

She’s obviously not all that famous because her link in her instagram bio is to her rendition of Landslide, the Stevie Nicks song…which is a pretty popular song amongst sad white girls, so you know it’s being googled.

She posted it 2 years ago, it only has 171,00 views….she has something like 400k followers, went to the trouble of hiring a film crew to get the angles, she went to the trouble of hiring a classical orchestra to back her, they rended some location, she had hair and make-up done, it was lit by pros…this video cost money….

VERY UNIMPRESSIVE….what a waste of money…..I mean kids who do cover songs of pop songs end up being Madison Beer thanks to the perverts, and that’s with no support from labels and management, just keen stage parents with a dream.

Anyway, what IS impressive is that the singer is in Maldives being rich and famous in the islands and she posted a series of bikini pics of her SITTING down in the bikini. BOLD.

Even the most fit girls don’t do sitting bikini pics, especially in their 30s, legendary.

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2023

11

Jan

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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SO apparently there’s an article circulating about getting your fat kids fat person surgery, I assume stomach stapling, provided the diabetes medication the Kardashians take to stay fit don’t work….this is in recent medical guidelines…for fat kids as young as 12….

Since 20 percent of kids are morbidly obese, a number I think is totally fucking downplayed since every kid I see is pretty fucking fat and I don’t live in the depths of poor America where people are on the Walmart Mountain Dew diet….all malnourished and starving but not emaciated…how does that work.

So instead of good diet or exercise, they say BIG PHARMA, pay the medical industry to keep them alive until they die prematurely, it’s good business…..

Why feed them real food, or have them outside working out, that’s RACIST, or that’s bigoted and if you look at all the fat chicks in the media, being used by brands, even celebrated and not fetishized in the right way, like for weird perverts into weird fat chicks, but rather for marketing hustle…to sell more product people don’t need to miserable, lazy, tired, exhausted, sick people who may or may not still have all their toes.

I think it’s fucking criminal, propaganda really to normalize obesity just because 50 percent of shoppers are obese and need to be told they’re fine, they’re happy, they’re good, all 600 pounds of them…

Which is why I have a NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED policy, unless it’s to outline the obesity crisis, but then there’s the whole INCLUSIVITY and HATE CRIME aspect of diversity posts, so I don’t seem like a BIGOT against FAT FUCKS, as they are a species or race of their own…..

So it’s a two birds one stone, fat ladies are a fetish for the chubby chasers….so here’s that….but normalizing obesity kills….so we should go back to pushing unrealistic body expectations as anorexia kills less people than fat.

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