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2022

05

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz Sharon Stone Tease of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz was on that annoying British cyst of a man, the kind of thing you catch in a hostel when on your European back packing vacation in college, but the human version….just fat, bloated and yelling at you….James Corden.

I know it’s on trend to make fun of him for being vocal about a restaurant serving him shitty food, which is really the lamest thing to be mad at a fat guy about, and really, if you’re at a restaurant that sells bacon and eggs for 80 dollars a plate, they better be the best fucking eggs around and if they aren’t, I’m letting the staff know….not that I’d ever go to places liek that….and not that I am defending James Corden…I’ve been pretty consistent in hating his irritating, song and dance, yelling at American retards who seem to like being yelled at by overly excited British people….he’s trash and it was obvious from the day he got the show from people who I think weren’t as trash…Craig Ferguson was funny.

Anyway, last week, Chloe Grace Moretz, the nerd icon that nerds have jerked off to since she was too young to be jerked off to, because nerds are creeps…..was on the show and some other nerd made a GIF of her legs teasing an UNCROSS like she was going to put her cunt out to the 10 people watching late night network TV….but alas, she didn’t and it was not the Christmas miracle people hoped for. Fascinating story, 7 days late, AWESOME right.

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2022

05

Dec

Carmen Electra’s Rope Play of the Day

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We live in a world where people don’t know how to tie knots for survival, like they were trying to get a SCOUTS BADGE, but instead learn how to tie rope for BDSM rope play, which I’ve always been disturbed by.

I have seen dudes of the internet brag about how good they are at tying up women the right way and for whatever reason, women pretend to be into it, despite being the same women who get mad when you throw them in your trunk and luck them in your basement for 3 months before getting caught or making them disappear….

I call that MIXED signals…

So this rope play pic is from Carmen Electra’s retirement project, which is weird, since she’s old, but not weird, since she’s a whore…..it comes in teh form of weak content for her paying subscribers, that I am going to post here for free, on some ROBIN HOOD shit…because if you scam people with shit so bad, you deserve to get called out.

WHO is jerking off to her being tied up by some fetish nerds and if you know fetish people, they are fucking nerds….the weirdest people, with dragons and swords over their mantles, like real lame fucking people and not the high society satanic sex ritualistic people she’s probably more into.

The point is, she’s not even naked or getting sodomized in this shit, is the excitement or raciness that Carmen Electra lets nerds tie her up, because as someone who doesn’t have any interest in BDSM ever, this shit is trash….but I guess so is she.

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2022

05

Dec

What is Going On Here and Other TikThots of the Day

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Christmas Booty

Fast Food Goth

Slutty Yoga Girl

Flexible Girl

GOOD BOOTY!

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2022

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Go into this weekend remembering that it is not a human right to no be offended.

I’ve probably offended people over the last 20 years or more of being a masked internet troll….and as much as they hate it, or would want me shut down or arrested for hate crimes against fat chicks and whorish celebrities, my main targets…..or arrested or silenced…at least at the time since no one really really notices anymore because I am hardly exist…..

I am also hardly as offensive as the other angry souls of the internet all miserable and outraged looking to fight because I choose to be happy, and avoid all that boring controversy and prefer to sit on the sidelines laughing at how this life unfolds amongst an indoctrinated population of crazies…it’s entertaining as shit…

But yeah, not being offended is not a human right, so offend all you can, ideally with the size of your penis when you’ve tricked them in coming over to fuck and laugh at how it all unfolds, maybe it’ll wake up some of these fucking zombies that are part of a weird fucking cult and that make up the majoirty of people amongst us in the process…

WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS…it’s PANCAKE TIME…

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2022

02

Dec

Christina Ricci Still Tits of the Day

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Christina Ricci will forever be the early 00s child start turned indie film legend with the big fat tits…

She was known for being some exploited child star back when no one cared about mental health or victim of abuse bullshit, you know a simpler and more amazing time where victims would just self destruct after going off the rails….

Well, she ended up slaughtering her tits, getting a breast reduction thanks to what I assume was anorexia at the time…BIG TITS MADE HER LOOK FAT….and well, she’s come out of the woodwork to reprise her role as Wednesday Addams in Wednesday and she’s in some other shows too….which is weird…you know since she disappeared during her prime big titty years…only to return at 40….

But the good news is….the tits grew back, maybe not as big and sloppy, but still tits, so that’s always fun….right…

I don’t know if the tits on the mini body, or the big forehead giant head, weird shoes, cow print save this shoot, but she’s still Christina Ricci….and has tits so whatever.

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2022

02

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s New Face of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has been consistently terrifying to me, she looked like she had primordial dwarfism her entire career, here you couldn’t quite tell if she was 90 and dying, or 10 and dying, but you were right in thinking she was dying, because even her own kidneys tried to check the fuck out….maybe the cloning facility that made her didn’t have the tech they needed for their Disney clones for ABC family shows to last as long as they’d like, luckily, they could just buy her new ones…

Anyway, thanks to the internet, she tries to play this hot chick into sex, despite her husband being a fag, and part of that is rockin’ face filters, a girl made me into some bald dude earlier today thanks to snapchat, it creeped me out….but these is what these whores are using….or she’s jacking up her face with face injections….maybe she’s been replaced again with a body double or new clone because the other one died and they have too much invested in her to let the Sarah Hyland brand die…you know like they did with Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince…who fucking knows, but this is definitely a NEW FACE who this..STILL CREEPY in a tight dress that at least one of you Modern Family watching freaks will jerk off to…because people did watch that show and that’s fucking weird to me….before realizing how basic and retarded normies are…

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2022

02

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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As a pervert, a lifelong pervert, I can say that clothing has been the number one roadblock between me seeing a bitch naked, so the on/off movement hold a warm place in my heart because it strips us down to our bodies made int he image of god, rocking god’s signature the way it was meant to be before those satanists figured out that they could become billionaires by making clothing if they made everyone think it was what they HAD to wear in order to be DECENT members of society…

PROPAGANDA….HOGWASH….INDOCTRINATION…..

Luckily these girls are going back to the basics, realizing that there were no clothes in the Adam and Eve era of Genesis and being NAKED Is biblical…that’s why they are doing this right?

Or maybe they just want to say they live up to the hype their high tech clothing bring by shaping them in ways that are unnatural…

I don’t fucking care…GET NAKED.

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2022

02

Dec

Britney Spears Dance Dance Revolution of the Day

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With the whole Kanye thing that happened yesterday on InfoWars, Britney Spears is being roped into the conversation, in a Kanye is crazy, look how crazy he is, institutionalize him, medicate him, instead of listening to him or trying to understand what he’s trying to do with the troll, is he really trying to break him from the programming and satanic spell h was under being in the industry and being married to demons like the kardashians, or is he just a demon satanist trying to discredit the conspiracy telegram channels…who fucking cares, it’s a fucking distraction….but yeah, I heard a lot of “Ye is like Britney, get them on Lithium”….which seems like a good way to deal with people who were used by the industry to make a lot of money….

This is about Britney though, they pretend she’s free, but she is always in the same place doing her content and is never seen by the paparazzi, or at events, or anything a free person would do…..

She still lives in LA you know….

Then they package her as a nutcase, at least with her insane captions and dated content that is shot on old techf from the prison that is her old house, that I thought she didn’t live in anymore, you know since she got fake married to an actor / handler and they got a new house….

The fact is crazy or not, she’s Britney Spears and she’s not doing better than this for her social feed, it’s just all as weird as her mysterious tooth gap….NEW CLONE WHO THIS….

I’ll still watch the old bitch with the sloppy tits and mom bod who is probably actually dead in a dance video in her bikini bottoms or weird bride of satan night gown… it’s just weird…

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2022

02

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are panties too, even if they are less coverage than the average bikini in this era of whroedom….

Which means, despite all the bad press, the being forced to be seen as GRANNY panties that old chicks wear, or period panties that girls in relationships or when alone at home and living their true lives without trying to impress anyone rock their their comfy panties and all you can see is old blood stains…unless those are shit stains..or some pussy infection stains you happen to appreciate because of where it comes from…..

So yeah, despite being marketed as gross, they can be hot, because they are still panties and as panties, some of us, who still like the simple things in life, want to get up in them…..or at least to sniff them even if it means stealing them from the laundromat or buying them off the internet from whores who wore them for weeks at a time….

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2022

02

Dec

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Don’t find yourself a feminist, who thinks getting naked for strangers is empowering because she’s get paid or because it’s what dudes jerk off to.

Get yourself a trad wife who will treat you the way you want to be treated, running your home, being your kids mom, servicing you sexually,taking care of you and the family, while you go out there and hunt and gather….it’s a better existence….

But that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to feminists who get naked on the internet to fill some empty void they have thanks to being misguided or brainwashed by the system….INDOCTRINATED if you will….

It also doesn’t mean that your TRAD WIFE, even if you buy her in Asia or Eastern European has to wear a bra…Bralessness and feminism and traditional wives and whores are not the same…and Bralessness for whatever reason is a good fuckin’ time, even when posted on the internet for attention….

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