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2013

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My new failed pick-up line is telling a girl I jerked off to her instagram pics 3 times, then offering to send her the jar of peanut butter you came in when doing it.

Turns out girls don’t like peanut butter.

Here are some stepLINKS

Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini to Celebrate / Mourn the Fact that She is Replacing Joy Behar on The View
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I Almost Posted These Gwenyth Paltrow Modeling Pics – Glad I Didn’t….
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Miranda Kerr Vogue Australia
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I Can’t Get Enough off this Kabooyow Chick
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Kellie Picker’s Booty is AMazing
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Some Great Ass Shots
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Brenda Song See Through to Bra Fun
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The GUy WHo Doesn’t Share His Ice Cream on TV is Amazing -IF My Gf Was That Busted, I Wouldn’t Share Either.
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Nina Agdal in her Bikini is Amaazing
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20 Hottest Pics of Katerina Graham
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Rihanna Got Busted for Weed on her Bus
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Sophie Monk’s Cameltoe at the Nail Salon
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Kelly Brook’s Got Huge Tits
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I Can’t Get Over the Fact Lena Duhham Did Playboy – Even if Her Name Says it all HAM
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The Worst Ways to Die
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Sexy Yoga Pants Get GIF Treatment
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The 13 Hottest Youtube Celebrities
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Georgia Jones is Sexy as FUck
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Dude’s Shedding Food is Fucking Gross
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Pulsating Titties
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Here a Moron Tries to Kill Himself
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Some Glamour Models Posing
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Let’s Revisit Irina Shayk Nude
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I Like the Cat SLiding Down Basketball Pole
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Bieber is Gonna Be in the Entourage Movie – Awesome. As If Entourage didn’t fucking suck enough.
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Rihanna is Fucking Dane Cook -Even Though He’s the Fucking Worst
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The MILF of the Day
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Tulisa Contonstavlos in Shorts
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Rebecca Ferdinando Braless
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I Kinda Want to Fuck This Pic of Taylor Swift
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A Whole Lot of “Perfectly Timed” Pics 0 Funny
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I Want to Cum All Over These Kate Winslet Glasses
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I Hate Marriage But Love Watching Assholes Propose
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Spielberg is Doing Jurassic Park 3D
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Julia Pereira is a Total Babe
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Ryan Phillippe is Banging Ashley Greene
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Do Not Mess With this Ninja Babe
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The Worst Fucking Sound Ever
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This Girl in a Diaper Doesn’t Turn Me On
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Pornstars Pranking Each Other!
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10 Child Stars WHo Didn’t Lose
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Timberlake May Host the Oscars
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Lana Del Rey in White Dress
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Interesting Man Talking About his Grandson’s Pee
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A Bunch of Pics of Girl’s Squeezing Each Other’s Tits or Just Rocking Tits
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You’ll Laugh When You See This Shot of a Balding Hollywood Star
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Big Boobed Hottie Shoves Sex Toys Up her Butthole
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Here’s a Wife Putting On a Good Fuck – I Love her Opening Words….What an Idiot
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Mouse Trap Titties – Weirdness
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Today in Asian Sex
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Ass Fuck on the Beach
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Mar

5 Question with Instagram Babe Sarah Stage of the Day

Everyone I know masturbates to girls on instagram, because the girls post hotness….but not all girls are created equally, despite what they try to make you believe with their trickery in poses and filters…some girls like @sarahstage are just fucking top of the charts amazing so I had to do a feature on her….cuz clearly she’s the fucking future…ideally of my love life…which involves a lot of masturbation and tears….or maybe it will be different this time, maybe she is the one, and our love will remain pure and filled with poetry. But I doubt it. It’s not my fault just look at her.

Name Sarah Stage
Location Valley of the Dolls
Occupation model and aspiring In ‘n’Out Burger spokesmodel
Instagram Handle @sarahstage
When did you start Instagram? A year ago
How many followers do you have? 105,000

4 Questions with with a href=”http://www.instagram.com/sarahstage” target=”_blank”> @sarahstage

1- Are do you like about Instagram?

I am obsessed with photography and picking different filters and looking at all of the fun stuff that people brag about on Instagram!

2- What is the craziest thing you will do on camera?

Take nude photos of myself after a spray tan

3- Will you hold my hand, look into my eyes and let me sing you love songs on our wedding night?

No but I’ll take you for a burger at In n Out

5- What are your 6 favorite instagram pics you have posted of all time

Pic of me as chola, My chihuahua jose dressed as a snowman, Pic of In n out burger and fries, Pic of me and Sasha Baron Cohen working at the oscars, Sleepover bubble bath night with my girlfriends, Pic of my bridal vampire party for Halloween, A pic that says fuck what people think

Final Thoughts? Last Words? Now’s Your Chance!

Sarah stage is my real name.

Wait, did I tell you that I love in n out burger??

Find her on TWITTER

Here are her favorite pics….mine are the naughtier ones…that coy little tease….

Posted in:Sarah Stage|stepINTERVIEW

2013

22

Mar

Ashley Sky Holding Her Titties of the Day

I have no idea who Ashley SKy is, but I do know that she has fake tits, and that Terry Richardson is taking pics of her, so either he’s using her to tap into his creative porno caliber pics, or she’s actually something mainstream and this is for a magazine…but really who fucking cares why he got this tall, awesome body naked, what matters is that she is naked…but not naked enough. I need more fucking nipple to make my day complete, but I’ll take it anyway…I’m always into being introduced to new girls I can try to masturbate to when bored.

Posted in:Ashley Sky

2013

22

Mar

Brenda Song See Through Bra of the Day

Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar, and that is why she’s walking around in what might well just be a bra, cuz that shirt on top of the bra, isn’t doin’ a whole fucking lot. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, but it’s a slow day so I’m gonna post this nonsense.


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Posted in:Brenda Song

2013

22

Mar

Adrien Broner Eating Out Stripper’s Ass of the Day

Champion Boxer Adrien Broner was arrested on Monday after eating out a stripper…I didn’t bother looking into the story any more than watching the awesome videos, because really, this video is all I need to know…and that is that when drunk, rich, and a fucking killer….an ass in your face, is hard to turn down…I mean even when sober, poor, and too out of shape to walk up three stairs an ass in your face is hard to turn down….so watch the video….because other than the whole making it rain…you’d be the guy getting kicked out of the place for trying to stick a finger / your penis in.

Posted in:Adrien Broner

2013

22

Mar

Gucci Mane Fell Asleep During his Spring Breakers Sex Scene of the Day

So the Spring Breakers aren’t in the media enough the last 6 months. From hired paparazzi on set, to magazines and controversy over Disney sluts gone wild, having threesomes and getting naked like it was their cell phone when they were 17 and dating a gay dude.

All the pieces of the puzzle are in place, so why not throw in a new story before it hits, about how rapper Gucci Mane, who has a sex scene in the movie, that may even be actual sex, fell asleep while getting ridden by some girl who could balance coke cans on her booty….

And why not have me buy into the shit, as an excuse to post the amazing clip from the OG spring breakers movie Harmony Korine drew inspiration from in making this movie, what will be his biggest commercial success…despite his whole pretending he’s an artist bullshit angle…

Here’s the story from I don’t even know where

“They sent me a clip of this girl walking across the room with three or four Coke cans on her ass, and we cast her, based on that video,”

“In his entourage, everybody smokes weed from the beginning of the day to the end,” explained Korine. “So we’re inside this house in St. Petersburg, and the fucking weed smoke was so insane and Gucci was basically catatonic. I was like, ‘Gucci, you’ve got to have sex with this chick now!’” How did he receive the news? “He wanted her to ride him so he wouldn’t have to do any physical labor.”

For a while, that worked. “So we’re shooting the sequence, and as he is getting fucked, I start to hear snores,” said Korine. “He had literally passed out! And she was riding his dick the whole time. I’d never in my life filmed a sex scene where the dude was sleeping … and she was on top of him for a good 45 minutes.”

Good story bro…..I fall asleep 90 percent of the time when I have sex….it doesn’t make the news…

The more interesting story is that Gucci Mane kicked Waka Flocka off his lable, cuz Waka Flocka fucked Selena Gomez and Gucci Mane is in love with Selena Gomez… but even that is some stupid shit.

Now Here the original Spring Breakers straight from 1982

Posted in:Gucci Mane

2013

22

Mar

Genevieve Morton’s Lingerie Modeling Pics of the Day

She’s got a lot of fucking curves and I don’t just mean big ol’ titties like Oprah, I mean thickness, like a belly you’d think she’s try to take some laxatives or get an enema like a pornstar at an anal scene…or maybe even not eat considering she’s a fucking model and modeling, even your big tits, should come with a serious level of fitness…but I’m not hating, I’d take this fat blonde over that fat Kate Upton blonde, even if I’d rather put them both in a cage and make them fight to the death over a burger.

Can’t girls have big tits without being fucking pics about it. Seriously.

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2013

22

Mar

Erin R. Ryan Titties in Bath Salt Zombies of the Day

There is a movie called Bath Salt Zombies, that apparently is barely a fucking movie, but does have an IMDB Page , even if based on these shots, the budget looks like it may have been 30-75 bucks.

Since there are tits in it, when really there has to be tits in any movie that looks this shit, even if the tits are on some busted up and broken down no name called Erin R. Ryan, who will probably remain a no name, cuz she’s gross and her tits are gross, but who will always have this genius legacy to share with her kids and grand kids about the time mommy starred in what could be a funny movie concept, but that was just a fail

At least they kill her off…I mean she’s a little gremlin don’t feed her after midnight.

Here’s the awesome budget clip….the worst.

Posted in:Erin R. Ryan|NSFW

2013

22

Mar

Caroline Wozniacki Models Her Underwear of the Day

I guess these pics of tennis star modeling her underwear line, would have been better if the underwear line was more of a lingerie line, and the tennis star was more Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova, because Caroline Wozniacki, may be a powerhouse of a player, and watching her grunt with her powerful swing may be sexy when playing against a more manlier girl, but she’s not one of the babes of tennis, and I think her underwear design really properly represent her sex appeal.

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki

2013

22

Mar

A Nice Reminder of Lohan’s Tits of the Day

Before my love for Lohan, or at least my fake stalker, hoping to get arrested as a publicity stunt, that no one paid attention to was replaced with Miley Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, and pretty much any actress who still gets work and that I am not tired of hearing about, I was a huge fan of Lohan’s perfect tits, that after a lot of debate, have been decided are just awesome fakes. Turns out, I still am and that she’s still got a warm, spot in my bed next to my fat diabetic sweaty, apnea gurggling wife and pug.

When I see her walking bra-less and in a tank top, when she’s supposed to be in lock down, I can’t help but feeling all those things I once felt for her, which isn’t really much considering I have no emotions, and was more a “hey that girl on TV has great tits”…but it’s better than forgetting she fucking exists, even if she wants me to, since she stopped texting me 3 years ago, and I feel that was both of our peak….even if she’s still fucking perfect.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan