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2013

25

Mar

Katy Perry’s Recently Single Tits at the Kid’s Choice Awards of the Day

She may be a cankle-y, shitty bodied, no talent hack who fucked the right dude in her “I’m a Christian” rebellion when living in LA and going to all the hipster parties….

Her thick legs and dump ass may be vile and disgusting as her fat spills over her shoes…..her bad skin and annoying face may be the kind you would want to piss on in the event you ever got her home with you…you know the kind of girl you don’t need to respect cuz you’re doing her a favor, provided she wasn’t Katy Perry and a superstar with a huge bank account built on lies…

But you shouldn’t notice any of that…cuz girl’s got herself some titties…and sometimes that’s all that matters…

She was at the teen choice awards…seems like an appropriate choice in outfits for all the teen girls to idolize….


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2013

25

Mar

Leighton Meeseter Ass in Leggings of the Day

I remember when Leighton Meester was born in a halfway house because her mother was a criminal in jail for drug smuggling. Teaching her daughter the tricks she learned in prison to get ahead in life. Leading to Leighton’s career in foot fetish porn, before fucking her way to a TV Show, making enough money so that she doesn’t have to be a porn star like she was destined to be, or a stripper, or even a drug dealer like her mom. Taking her mom’s sacrifices and squeezing them into a pair of gym pants, a type of clothing that would even make a dude’s ass look awesome, no homo, and for some reason, I’m not so into it, and that reason is probably a hatred to porn sluts that have got away.


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2013

25

Mar

Miley Cyrus Keeps the Twerk Team Alive of the Day

Miley Cyrus released a Twerk video in a Unicorn jumpsuit last week and the world went nuts, because clearly we are all bored as fuck and don’t have much else to worry about, but also because Miley’s a bit of a tight bodied babe, from a spoiled Disney past, who during her quest to find herself and stay hip, has been hanging with rappers and spending time on the internet, learning about what the kids her age are into, like some kind of alien locked in her house, unable to interact with normals.

And thank god for that, because her twerking has stuck, and she’s making it a thing, and here are more pics of her getting into the Twerk…something we’ll be seeing hundreds of girls who woulda otherwise never twerked start twerking…it’s the power of celebrity used for good.

I thought twerking was done, but I guess it’s just going mainstream and I love that Miley’s mom is on this, I wouldn’t mind watching that Billy Ray Sperm eating Uterus retirement plan get down.


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2013

25

Mar

Clara Alonso is a Good Model of the Day

Clara Alonso is a Spanish model who did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008. A Victoria’s Secret immigrant model you’ve never heard of because I guess she didn’t make the cut for their evil empire to become one of the angels, because she probably didn’t pass their insane test, or maybe she was a spy trying to crack the code that is the billion dollar, shitty quality underwear brand….but she has gone on to do lingerie campaigns for other people, and more importantly, this shoot for GQ Russia, where she’s seducing me like a mail order bride, even though she’s not from Russia…she’s just does their magazines.

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2013

25

Mar

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a DJ whore, literally. She doesn’t just groupie on a DJ at the club, because he’s the life of the party, and all the quality girls are the ones in the DJ booth, or the VIP. You know, cuz being a Victoria’s Secret model is not enough celebrity for her to get into the VIP room, a place where I assume she got knocked up with her DJ husbands baby….a baby that didn’t ruin her sex appeal, because her job depends on it, a baby that didn’t get in the way of her raving out at ULTRA music festival.

Even if her RAVING, was more spending the day in her bikini, and the night supervising, in efforts to make sure her party man, isn’t partying too hard, with the next generation of groupies, who just like her, are throwing their vaginas at the DJ cuz they are rollin’ on MDMA and he’s the fucking star of the show…even though Doutzen’s body should be the star, this girl is a pro at this bikini shit.


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2013

25

Mar

Guinevere Van Seenus for “Natural Beauties” of the Day

Last week, I posted a couple of sets from this James Houston “Natural Beauties” campaign that I think is tied into some charity, because when you attach your softcore erotica photoshoot to a cause, it seems less perverted….

These girls, think they are showing their ass and titties for the better of man. Without realizing that the end result, that titty picture is the exact same as if she was posing like this for a cup of soup cuz she’s down on her luck and willng to do anything to live another day….

Her name is Guinevere and I assume she’s a model…but more importantly, I’ve seen her titties…

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2013

25

Mar

Gemma Arterton Cleavage for Byzantium of the Day

I have never heard of Gemma Arterton or Byzantium, but apparently, it is a movie, and she is in it, and these are the promo pics, and she’s in her lingerie, and that may be all we need to know.

I have actually done posts on her before so I lied, I have heard of her, And seen her tits, but I don’t remember that shit I did this morning, let alone posts I’ve done in the past, I’ve been at this too long, and all titties are starting to look the same…

Even if some titties deserve more love than I give them, like these Gemma Arterton titties…in movies with stupid names…

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2013

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I could go about broken dreams and failed attempts at blowjobs due to too much booze or I could focus on the positive, on the future


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Sunday night panty flash….an idea conceive by an an evil genius of Instagram

To give the bored and the lonely something to do while depressed at the new week about to start.

Weekend is over – show Jesus my panties. Sounds like a great idea – one that should go viral

Here are our best submissions, Instagram Gone Nuts

Here are some morning links and ladies, start practicing for next week’s #SNPF and follow me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Alice Eve in her Underwear for Star Trek Trailer – 8 Nerds Died Watching This
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Jenna Jameson Lookin’ Beautiful…If Death is Beautiful…Got
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I like this Topless Pic of Keira Knightely
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Tractor Snowmobile Hybrid Vehicle
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Emma Glover Has Fat Titties
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These Babes are Teaching Me Valuable Lessons
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25 Minute Bikini Competition…Ok
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Bikini Babe at a Brain Freeze Contest Fail
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Some Crazy NFL Players MIc’d Up on the Field – Hilarious
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2013

25

Mar

Top 10 Celeb Hair Fails of the Day

Celebrities are clowns…and sometimes they hide it…while other times they remind us of it…puppets used to make a lot of money for a lot of people…and here are some examples of horrible hair cuts, the top 10 hair failed hair cuts, to remind you of just how much these drones do what they are told for a dollar….whores…they’re all whores…

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Here’s the list.

10 – Beyonce Got Rained On and Her Black Girl Hair Didn’t Survive, but unfortunately she did, because she’s the devil woman.

9- Britney Got Extensions After She Shaved Her Head, But Not Washing Her Hair Cuz She’s a Ghetto Dirt Bag with No Hygiene they Blame on Being Bi-Polar So It’s All OK.

8- Christina Aguilera Has Always Been an Identity Crisis, but this Cher Side Show Bob Shit is Next Level. She Should Probably Revisit this to make her fat ass look skinnier…fat clown.

7- Amy Winehouse was the perfect woman and her death is a tragedy, but that doesn’t mean this wig, hat, insanity is a win…even if I’d love to fill my bath tub up with it and eat my way out.

6- Scarlett Johansson is overrated as fuck, and I think her lesbian Fem-Mullet, even if it is for a role, lets her average at best looks shine…this hair looks great in prison. Makes me want to scissor.

5- Christina Ricci in some personal pics taken after getting her tattoo on her breast reduced tit, looks like a dude in a Seattle grunge band in the 90s, or less lady-like….this hair is vile.

4- Kelly Osbourne may not be a celebrity…but she is a fucking clown and this 80s bowl cut is so high concept it makes her triple chin shine.

3- Fergie may be pregnant now, despite rumors of having testicles, but her attempting to be a Chola in the LA projects with those bangs, is some funny shit.

2- Kaley Cuoco doing some Grinch who stole Christmas, Dr Seuss weirness, may not have been her everyday look, but it was a fucking fail…possibly the cause of John Ritter’s death on set…Seriously, she’s got a penis on her head. Good look.

1- Juliette Lewis is just a rat, who even at 17, reminded me of a heroin overdose and herpes outbreak. Corn Rows are always idiotic, but for some reason, she

I am sure there are worse celebrity hairstyles out there, from Weird Al, to Axl Rose, Helena Bonham Carter, to Billy Ray Cyrus….but who gives a fuck about those people….or about this list now get to work.


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2013

25

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I love you girls…why do you always tempt me with your half nakedness…it makes me wish I could drink out of your nipples or at least your vaginas…even if non-alcoholic…because you’re lovely….and I’m drunk…making you even better than you probably think you already are…hookers be like what?

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