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2013

22

Apr

Lisa Gormley Titty Slip of the Day

Her name is Lisa Gormley, she’s some Australian actress who you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are from Australia, which I kinda hope you are, because Australians, at least the women, are usually hot as fuck cuz they spend their days at the beach, but who don’t act hot as fuck like American girls, because they are cool as fuck cuz Australians like to party, making them the ideal human.

This Lisa Gormley, may not be quite what I’d expect from an Australian girl, I mean she’s a little fucking doughy, but I’m sure Australia has fat girls too, and I’m sure not all Australians are these 20 year old tight bodied babes, and really even if this Lisa Gormley isn’t all that awesome, she’s flashing her tit, which kinda makes her awesome by default…you see cuz where there’s an exposed titty in the ocean, I can ignore the dumpy ass, especially when in picture.

Here she is doing a good job as far as I’m concerned, but maybe I’m just happy she’s not TAN MOM ….anything is better than Tan Mom


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Posted in:Lisa Gormley|NSFW

2013

22

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Seduces Ellen of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt delivers when booked for a Lesbian’s TV show by dressing the fucking part and I’m not talking wearing construction boots, flannel and a prosthetic dick, I’m talking a skimpy dress to show off her massive tits, that make Ellen awkward as shit, because titties make lesbians get boners, they just try to play it cool, especially in locker room at the gym because they don’t want to blow the lesbian accessibility cover, because that lesbian accessibility is what tricks the straight girls into experimenting.

She knows her worth, or at least what matters, and in her case it is all about the tits. Good play old lady.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2013

22

Apr

Rihanna’s Instagram Erotica of the Day

Rihanna has been rumored to be pregnant and by the looks of this it looks like she was one of those Prom girl who threw her kid out in the dumpster who no one knew she was pregnant.

Here she is posing with a kid, a kid that must be hers after her doctor’s visit, showing off her post pregnant body in a bikini, because that’s what the tabloids told me.

The whole thing would explain why she went out partying this weekend,you know to celebrate the birth of her child now that she can, not that I think pregnancy is something that would stop Rihanna from hard drinking, but then again, I could be totally wrong about this little Chris Brown situation. I hate generally babies, they freak me out, so I can’t distinguish their ages, especially when they are black, because I feel like black babies, like black adults, are built bigger, stronger and ready to be pro athletes than white babies.

All this to say, she’s posing in her bikini for the internet, and that’s all that matters to me.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

22

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

Today’s LOLZ is that Reese Witherspoon was Arrested. The reason it is funny, is because she plays off that she’s this wholesome America’s Sweetheart. You know from America’s heartland, a good Christian with great values. A family oriented person. Because that’s how she’s been marketed.

The reality is that everyone in Hollywood is has no soul, is a puppet, materialistic and un-Christian money grubbers, proven in the whole “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” shit she spewed when her husband was almost twice the legal limit when he got pulled over, because like all Hollywood stars, she thinks she’s above the law, and unlike Christians, she’s a fucking drunk pig with no morals.

I’ve been saying all along that she needs to be arrested for the lies. From tricking Ryan Philippe into knocking her up more than once so that he would never leave her fat ass, exortion…. to terrorism charges for dropping the bomb that is her vile body on the beach.….

She is sent here from Satan and I am just bummed she won’t be getting prison raped, or more than a slap on the wrist, despite deserving it. But I am glad the world blinded by her marketing, know the truth, that she is a horrible human.

She is the worst.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

22

Apr

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader “Skull Fucked” at Sinical Ball of the Day

I was sent this video of Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Colleen Meghan at some Fetish ball in Houston on April 13, up on stage screaming and getting spanked by some dominatrix fetish motherfucker in some alen looking fetish costume.

The video stars off tame, with some spanking as she humps the air, and ends with a little face fuck after she does a few sit ups to get warmed up.

It’s pretty clear that she’s in on this situation with “Lexa Lusty” the fetish star and I don’t think fetish is that big of a deal, and she probably won’t lose her job over it, I mean if she is even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, something I am sure has a contract stipulations that you can’t suck dick in movies, even if you’re destined to be a pornstar, while working for the organization.

I just think it’s funny, although creepy as fuck. I mean she’s just trying to have a good time, and here I am putting that good time out there like it’s a bad thing, even though more girls need to be half naked and spanked at parties while I watch.

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Apr

Sunday Night Panty Flash of the Day

#SNPF is a fun instagram contest we have with our followers and stepGIRLS, that involves sending in a pic of your panties on sunday night to participate in SUNDAY NIGHT PANTY FLASH.

It’s a whole lot of fun, so follow Drunkenstepfatherdotcom on instagram if you know what’s good for you..

Or just vote on 5 of this weeks best entries!

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2013

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The sober guy in the bar is always way creepier than the drunk guy in the bar rubbing up and grabbing at all the girls, because the drunk guy has an excuse for his behavior, while the sober guy is like some fucking narc weirdo who wants to be in control around drunk girls, in what seems like some American psycho, good thing, that isn’t my problem, because the last time I was sober was probably in the 80s.

Here are some morning links…

I Hate Reese Witherspoon and the Lie that She Is, So I’m Glad She Got Arrested, Wish She Got Prison Raped, And Laugh that she Pulled a “Do You Know Who I Am?” superiority complex hustle. What a cunt. A Really Fat Stretched Out Cunt
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Here are some girls with Future Back Problems – Cuz They Got Big Tits
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The Best First and Last Day on the Evening News
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Jordin Sparks in Running Magazine, even though the only running it looks like she does is to the Bathroom After a Run to the All you can Eat Buffet
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Birthday Shot Gone Wrong
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The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on His New Show
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A Tribute to Page 3 Glamour Models
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Home Run Lands in the Popcord
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Celebs Now and Then
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Russian Man Vs Street Car
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Prank the Telemarketer
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Chinese Newscaster Didn’t Let her Wedding Get in the Way of Reporting on the Earthquake
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Glee Has Been Renewed, Now we can all Kill Ourselves, Hell has ARRIVED
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Riders are Awesome
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Some Peeping Tom Video of a Couple with No Blinds Banging – Amazing – Except for the Masturbating Guy Filming It – Weird
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham SEX TAPE to be Released by Vivid!

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Vivid SEX TAPE Farrah Superstar - A Backdoor Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Vivid SEX TAPE Farrah Superstar – A Backdoor Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has reportedly been paid 1,000,000 dollars for her sex tape. Which is exciting, if you like seeing 21 year old fit moms getting fucked, which luckily I do.

Here is the press release:

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT TO RELEASE FARRAH SUPERSTAR: BACKDOOR TEEN MOM
MAY 6TH ONLINE AND MAY 14TH IN STORES NATIONWIDE

Controversial MTV Star Farrah Abraham is Featured in Explicit Private Tape Now Made Public; Vivid Head Steven Hirsch Says, “Her Looks Remind Me of a Young Kim Kardashian”

LOS ANGELES – (April 29, 2013) – Vivid Entertainment has acquired all rights to a sexually charged movie starring 21-year-old Farrah Abraham. The adult film studio will release Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom online at vivid.com on May 6th and it will go on sale in stores nationwide on May 14th.
Image courtesy of www.vivid.com

The movie was made privately by the former cheerleader from Council Bluffs, Iowa who became the star of the hit MTV series Teen Mom. The existence of the footage that she originally wanted to keep confidential became known earlier this month, and it has been the subject of intense media scrutiny since then.

“Since word of this tape got out, we’ve been overwhelmed with inquiries about whether or not we had acquired it,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “I’m happy to confirm that we have purchased it. We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we’ve ever pursued. We felt it was definitely worth it, not only because of Farrah’s popularity, but because the footage itself is amazing. I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is, including stunning backdoor scenes. Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out.”

“In Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom we have over 70 minutes of non-stop erotic action,” Mr. Hirsch said. “Farrah is gorgeous, sexy and absolutely uninhibited. She has the kind of independence that our fans find appealing.”

Word of the tape’s existence was widely covered by the media and, having lost the ability to keep it a secret, Farrah decided to sell the tape to Vivid after reviewing several offers.

The Teen Mom star became pregnant at 16 and caught the public’s attention in the MTV series when Derek Underwood, the father of her pregnant child, died in a car accident two months before the birth of their baby, Sophia Laurent. Farrah had to deal with Underwood’s death, developing a combative relationship with her mother as well as other in-law relationship problems.

Therapy sessions have helped her get through difficult times, and she decided to celebrate the end of her 21st year by making a personal tape that would forever capture her beauty and sensuality at this time in her life.

DISCLAIMER: MTV® is a registered trademark of Viacom International Inc.; Teen Mom was a reality television series that aired on MTV. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Viacom International Inc. or MTV Networks.

About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always emphasized high quality erotic film entertainment, resulting in wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing, and licenses that extend to apparel, book publishing, nightclubs, sporting goods, adult beverages and a range of other products. The VividTV division includes both dedicated cable channels and on-demand programming from the largest single adult studio archive. In addition to its Vivid-Celeb imprint famous for celebrity sex tapes, the company is known for its Vivid SuperXXXHeroes parodies. Mainstream television audiences got to know the company through two highly popular reality series on Showtime. Co-founder and CEO Steven Hirsch received the first AVN Visionary Award as a leader who “has propelled innovation and taken his company and the business as a whole to new heights.” The company’s website, www.vivid.com, has a loyal following of fans of Vivid movies.

I will have exclusive footage.

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape

2013

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was drinking in a typical fine establishment, when people started complaining about a gas leak. I didn’t take it too seriously, because early that night, I dropped a bottle of beer at the convenience store and everyone in the place stopped, dropped and rolled….you know, we are on high alert. I also thought it was a good opportunity to steal people’s have drank drinks when they either pass out from the fumes, or run out in a ball of fire, knowing that as a cockroach I will survive…

The problem with being the last man standing in a bar full of natural gas happened to be the manager asking me to hold a door open while he went all “hurt locker” on the leak, and as I’m standing there drinking the free drink he offered me for my life, I thought, shit, I may have a drinking problem. If I’m willing to face gas leaks for 3 am cocktails, I’m pretty fucking serious about this shit.

The good news is I survived, so I won’t have to quit drinking anytime soon. The other good news is that for the right price, I’m a fucking hero, and I’d do it again, for the right price. Like this guy…

Here are the stepLINKS

Hilary Duff Mom Tits
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Her Name Holotka and She’s An Amazing Sex Goddess – Watch Her Amazingness
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Brushy the One String Guitarist is Awesome
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This Ryan Lochte News Blooper is Hilarious
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Some Babes in the Women in Music Issue of Elle
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Hot Girls Posing in Front of Mirrors
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How About a Little Ivanka Trump Big Pregnant Titties
GO GO GO

Is this what you Fantasize When in Traffic
GO GO GO

25 Things You Didn’t Know About Lebron James
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This Japanese Bitch Posing Sexy Is Worth Trying to Masturbate To
GO GO GO

Here are a whole bunch of Ex Girlfriend Rrevege Nudes! Exposed you heartbreaking Sluts.
GO GO GO

Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere is Pretty Major Side Boob
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A Whole Lot of Celeb Nude Scenes in Upcoming Movies
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The TOP NBA Finals Press Conference Outbursts Ever
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Trampoline Just Can’t Handle the Pressure – I Love the Slow Mo Sounds…
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Mob Wife Pia Rizza Guetter Face in a Bikini
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Katherine Webb Quit Splash Because it is Humilaiting Stupidity – But Here are Her Best Pics from Training….I’m Talking Bent the Fuck Over
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Alexa Demie – Who? Who Cares! Hot Pics…
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Kellie Pickler Booty at Rehearsal Compilation of the Day
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Julianne Hough is Single Horny
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is an Angel Sent from Heaven….in a Satin Outfit….
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Baseball Player Slides Through Catcher’s Legs
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Karolina Kurkova’s Long Amazing Legs
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Hidden Camera Orchestra Prank
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45 of your Childhood Crushes – Then and Now – The Horror….The Absolute Horror
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I Would Love To Stick That Finger Up Her Ass
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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Coleen Meghan Dry Humped and Skull Fucked and “skull fucked”
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Throwback Jennifer Lopez V Magazine Pubes
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Big Fat Titties with Cat Ears On
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Kesha Attempts a Sheer Dress
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Naked News Hot Sauce Challenge
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Some Girl Pisses in the Fish Tank
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More Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Horrible Cartoon Character that Should be Taken Out Back and Shot
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Some Glamour Model Implants
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5 Sex Myths You’d Have to be Stupid to Believe
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Check Out this Hot Ass
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Kim Kardashian Perving On her Sister
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What A Fucking Loser
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Some Big Fucking Jugs
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POV Moped Crash
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Justin Beiber Dressed Like the Girl Spring Breaker He Wishes He Was…Weird….
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It’s Time To Some LSD
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Friday’s NSFW WTF Pics
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Girls Without Bras
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This Chicken Thinks It is a Goat
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Why Do We Cry?
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Lindsey Strutt is a Fucking Slut with Fucking Big Tits that I Would Like to Fucking Fuck
GO GO GO

Motorcycle Fail
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Jay Z is Staring a Sports Agency to Rep Top Athletes Like they Were Rihanna
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Innocent Arab Chick Losing her Virginity – Cuz All Arabs are Innocent
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16 Minute Train Blowjob
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Amazing Self Shooter Latina in the Shower
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Cum in Eyes Bukkake Party
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Fatty with Bad Acting Gets Cum in Her
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Ghetto Mexican Sex for the Motherland
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Pulic Sex in a Park
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Roommate Secretly Filmed Fucking!
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Body Building Pussy Scares Me
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Close Up of a Hot Pussy Masturbation – Close Up
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Apr

Tanning Mom’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

Tanning Mom Topless At the Beach in a Bikini Bottom

Well, it turns out that Tanning mom, who you may remember as the cunt who takes her kid tanning, has brought her leathery mass out to the beach where she paraded around topless, thanks to the simple taste of fame she’s trying to keep going as long as she can…

It also turns out that her tits are as bad as her body and her body is as bad as her skin and as bad as her aging which is as bad as her parenting….what a cunt….a cunt I wish was also included in these pics, because there’s something about backed meats I can fuck that just excite me.

Enjoy…the 3 pics my man Foetus found…that the paparazzi doesn’t want you to see until they get their big payout for them…even though gutter trash tits shouldn’t be a hot commodity ever.

I don’t know if she’s hit rock bottom or looking at these is rock bottom. I just know that I’ve fucked women who look like this but with less teeth too many times to admit and that depresses me more than this woman’s life should depress her.

Posted in:NSFW|Tanning Mom