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2013

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Mar

Genevieve Morton’s Lingerie Modeling Pics of the Day

She’s got a lot of fucking curves and I don’t just mean big ol’ titties like Oprah, I mean thickness, like a belly you’d think she’s try to take some laxatives or get an enema like a pornstar at an anal scene…or maybe even not eat considering she’s a fucking model and modeling, even your big tits, should come with a serious level of fitness…but I’m not hating, I’d take this fat blonde over that fat Kate Upton blonde, even if I’d rather put them both in a cage and make them fight to the death over a burger.

Can’t girls have big tits without being fucking pics about it. Seriously.

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2013

22

Mar

Erin R. Ryan Titties in Bath Salt Zombies of the Day

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There is a movie called Bath Salt Zombies, that apparently is barely a fucking movie, but does have an IMDB Page , even if based on these shots, the budget looks like it may have been 30-75 bucks.

Since there are tits in it, when really there has to be tits in any movie that looks this shit, even if the tits are on some busted up and broken down no name called Erin R. Ryan, who will probably remain a no name, cuz she’s gross and her tits are gross, but who will always have this genius legacy to share with her kids and grand kids about the time mommy starred in what could be a funny movie concept, but that was just a fail

At least they kill her off…I mean she’s a little gremlin don’t feed her after midnight.

Here’s the awesome budget clip….the worst.

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2013

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Mar

Caroline Wozniacki Models Her Underwear of the Day

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I guess these pics of tennis star modeling her underwear line, would have been better if the underwear line was more of a lingerie line, and the tennis star was more Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova, because Caroline Wozniacki, may be a powerhouse of a player, and watching her grunt with her powerful swing may be sexy when playing against a more manlier girl, but she’s not one of the babes of tennis, and I think her underwear design really properly represent her sex appeal.

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2013

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Mar

A Nice Reminder of Lohan’s Tits of the Day

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Before my love for Lohan, or at least my fake stalker, hoping to get arrested as a publicity stunt, that no one paid attention to was replaced with Miley Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, and pretty much any actress who still gets work and that I am not tired of hearing about, I was a huge fan of Lohan’s perfect tits, that after a lot of debate, have been decided are just awesome fakes. Turns out, I still am and that she’s still got a warm, spot in my bed next to my fat diabetic sweaty, apnea gurggling wife and pug.

When I see her walking bra-less and in a tank top, when she’s supposed to be in lock down, I can’t help but feeling all those things I once felt for her, which isn’t really much considering I have no emotions, and was more a “hey that girl on TV has great tits”…but it’s better than forgetting she fucking exists, even if she wants me to, since she stopped texting me 3 years ago, and I feel that was both of our peak….even if she’s still fucking perfect.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

22

Mar

Ex-Pornstar Ashlynn Brooke Needs Your Help of the Day

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I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck.

Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help.

When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back.

She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail.

But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal….

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2013

22

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Boxing of the Day

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Sure I prefer Candice Swanepoel half naked in standardized Victoria’s Secret pics….or topless for fashion pics….or showing her tight little booty in magazines….because she’s got a body that’s incredible, at least in pictures….making me appreciate all things that she does…including posting pics of her boxing….and not just because I like hot girls who can beat the fuck out of me while I get to punch them in the face in the process….knowing she’s 4 inches taller than me and probably is 140 lbs of solid muscle, you know spread out over her 6 foot 2 frame….no wait that is the only reason I like this pic.

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2013

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Mar

Coco’s Workout Pic of the Day

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Coco is pretending to workout for attention and I figure any ridiculous, comedic performance, that involves a fat chick, showing off her fat tits, for any male attention she can get, despite the fact that she’s a monster of a woman…I’m talking Roseanne Bar at her worst, but in a push up bra, that people in the hip hop community seem to like…cuz to them she represents fertility…even if her vagina is so ridden with HPV, that cervix don’t work no more, a small price to pay to find the right john to pay her fucking way….

I mean I have this ability to stare at tits and love sluts…making this picture, despite the fat cells, fun enough to post….True Story.

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2013

22

Mar

Boring Joanna Krupa Photoshoot of the Day

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What the fuck is this bullshit. When I see a hooker like Joanna Krupa posing for a photoshoot. I expect her to play the fucking hooker part that she is. I mean she built her career on her fake tits, and that’s what I’m fucking here for.

I don’t fucking care that this cunt has gone on to revolutionary things like Dancing with the Stars…making her a huge fucking celebrity, all accomplished enough to get on another piece of shit show that only matters because society is fucked……

So I’m really not into supporting her not spreading her legs or milking those hooker tits, even if the implants have made milking impossible, as they do sometimes.

I don’t need to see this trash on her way to the country club, dressed like a Gold Girl….

I need smut. Step your game up Krupa. You are a piece of fucking garbage. Act like it.

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2013

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Mar

Tara Reid Lives of the Day

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There’s something really boring about seeing pics of Tara Reid where her shitty implant isn’t hanging out of her shirt, or her drunken medicated face isn’t melting off her head, in what looks like a “ready to die, this spring break party has gone on 15 years too long”….I mean, has she pulled it together, is she going to take a stab at acting again, is Tara Reid, who I assume is in her 40s now, ready to put down the cocaine and vodka and get conservative to make a few more million dollars to carry her into her retirement, a retirement we already assumed she has been on since she was 27….I mean so many question I don’t need answered, cuz ultimately, who gives a fuck about Tara Reid.

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2013

22

Mar

Jodie Marsh is Fun on Instagram of the Day

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Glamour Model turned Bodybuilder turned Glamour Model Jodie Marsh…has a pretty fun instagram, if you’re like me and appreciate a Ronald McDonald clown lookin bitch, with clown tits, crying for attention cuz either she had no dad, or she had a dad who touched her in her naughty places, or she had a dad who was too busy to give her attention….leading to what you see here…a broken girl, with a fucking dream, I like to watch play out.

Seriously, she makes me want to join the gym.

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