2013
20
Mar
This is an awesom video of model Cara Delevingne, who is making a lot of noise as the next big thing in modeling, for those of you who live in a fucking trailer park and masturbate all day, thanks to food stamps subsidizing your life….and I’m a total fucking fan…especially when shot in video for a trendy fashion magazine like i-D…doing a striptease…making sex faces…looking like a ravaged, battered, drugged up hooker…the way I like em…
She’s good….
Posted in:Cara Delevingne
2013
20
Mar
I don’t know if it is the Mexican connection, like the fact that we could be related…or the fact that she dated a woman for exposure…or the fact that she’s re-inventing herself with more hardcore slutty roles….with drugs and sex and good times…you know things to tempt her to fall off like all child stars cuz their parents whored them out to Disney…or if I just like that Disney fed her hormones making her look 14 forever….but I am a fan of Selena Gomez….so much so, that I’ll post videos of Fallon, a show I pretend doesn’t exist because he is the fucking enemy….all cuz I like Selena Gomez….she’s the kind of girl who could probably make me do anything just to get her to suck me off…proven by posting these clips….cuz endorsing Fallon is a fate worse than prison rape…
here’s the interview – if you care….
here’s their annoying musical performance- if you care….
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2013
20
Mar
stepGIRL 18 Year Old Marissa
I was up late laste night, not because I am raving at Ultra Music festival, and not even because I was makin’ it rain on strippers like I was lil Wayne before the death publicity stunt….I was instead watching romantic porn on my neighbors couch that involved a married couple…with sex so drawn out I could see the pubic hair growing back on the disgusting hooker…some Fred Flintstone 5 O’Clock shadow shit….
But then I went home and tried to jerk off to the Lohan mug shot making everything ok….what did you do ? No wait, don’t tell me, I don’t care.
Here are some morning links…
Calvin an Hobbes Bootleg Animation
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I want to Masturbate on the Lohan Mugshot
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25 Teen Couples You Idolized Growing Up
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This Family Takes This MisCarriage Very Serious – AMAZING
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Awesome Bikini Contest
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35 Facts About Mr Rogers
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Unique Houses Around the World
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Eminem Break Dancing…
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747 on an Ultimate Rejected Take Off Test – Sucks to Be the Test Pilot on this One
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NSFW – Big Titty Amateur Squirts All Over the Bathroom Floor
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Kristen Wiig Gets Animated and Not in a Hentai Porn – Unfortunately
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This Will Help You Get Laid….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
19
Mar
Despite being married, I’ve decided I need more adventure in my life. So I am going to start up an online dating profile and see where it takes me. I am going to assume the people who online date are at the right level of desperation, but more importantly the perfect candidate to fuck with…but then again, I’m pretty lazy and kinda like sitting here staring at a wall. Is this what depression feels like? I wouldn’t know, I don’t feel anything.
Here are some stepLINKS….
Brett Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian is Eva Longoria
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Katie Holmes Wants to Reproduce More…Maybe….Faschinating
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Today’s Creepy Cat Video
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Beyonce In Shape – Scares Me – Cuz Her Shape is Not What I Consider Shape
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Tramp Stamps!
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Bella Thorne is the Jailbait of the Day
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Jordan Carver Has Massive Tits
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30 Hottest Katherine Webb Instagram Pics
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Selena Gomez is Hot On David Letterman
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Awesome Dirty Diaper Prank
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Dancing With the Stars ASS FLASH
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Wind Flips a Semi Truck
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Girls in Sports Bras
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A Lot of Pics of Ultra Music Festival
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A Day in the Life of New York City….
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The 38 Sexiest Eva Longoria Pictures of All Time
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20 Hottest Photos of Stacy Keibler
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Girls Love Motorboating!
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Courtney Stodden Strips in Car Wash
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JWoww Looks Like a Haggard Stripper With SHitty Fake Tits and BRoken Dreams..
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This Picture of Lohan in Court Gives Me Boners…Multiple Boners
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The Weekend’s Celebrity Nudity Round Up
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Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco Overpowered by Cheerleader Panties
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They Don’t Need Trucks in China
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I can’t Get Enough of These Girls
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Trashy Drunk Girls in Vegas (57 pics)
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In Case You Care – Clooney and Keibler Did Not Break Up So Now You Have No Chance in Getting Her – Cuz You Did When They Were Broken Up – Bummer….
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Sam Cooke Trashy as Fuck with Shitty Implants for Page 3
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One Direction Fans Threaten the Life of a Puppy Because One of the Member’s Bought it with his Girlfriend….Weird.
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Hottest Slave Leia You Will Ever See
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asians
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Britney Sprears Golfing!
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I Don’t Believe Selena Gomez Has Had Over Exposure – Love Her BikinI Tits.
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An Intense Drumline
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Lucy Pinder Titties in Nuts
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Here’s One Ass I’d Love To Lick
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Kerry Katona on the beach in a Bikini with her Big Black Lover
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Name This Hottie!
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LeAnn Rimes is Performing in a Tight Dress
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I Can’t Wait for Lindsey Vonn To Use Her Strong Ski Legs to Choke Tiger Woods Out while he’s Going Down On Her after Finding Out he Banged 4 hookers
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I Want to Get these Pics of Tiger Woods’ Ex Wife Pregnant
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Golf Fail Compilation
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This Bitch Is Certainly Better When Drunk
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Bradley Cooper is Dating Suki Waterhouse
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Bikini Walking and Posing
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Julie Bowen Boring in Lucky
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Russian Road Rage
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Stop Thinning Hair So Girls Have Sex With You
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Like the Taste of her Squirt
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Enema Squirting
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Dancing Naked Girls
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Shy BBW SHower – Oh God
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Toe Sucking Party is Better When The Girls Have Toes
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All Kinds of Girls….I Said All Kinds of Girls….Naked on Cam….
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I use Vibrators on Chicks Always….and they Love It
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
19
Mar
Beyonce is a shape…round….but not in Shape….despite being featured in Shape.
I know that is a confusing statement, that I can translate for you, since I wrote it.
Beyonce is fat, sloppy, a mom and photoshopped for a magazine called Shape…that is about fitness, and people who are actually in Shape, but I guess they make exceptions when it comes to big A-Lister powerhouses, because it sells copies. Especially when controversial.
I hate how she’s trying to be a sex pot, trying to compete with Rihanna who makes her husband more money than god, something we can assume has led to Beyonce stepping up her game, by stripping down her clothes and as much as I generally love that desperation. I’m not digging this, but I’m still willing to try jerking off to it, to challenge my masturbation abilities.
It’s not self rape if I cum…but even if I cum, Beyonce is still the fucking devil.
Posted in:Beyonce
2013
19
Mar
I was just emailed this story, from someone I can only assume is on FHM’s struggling PR team….trying to save the sinking ship….
Apparently, this is Charlie Wesbter and she is the UK’s hottest sports presenter, and she’s gone on to do FHM, possing off her bosses and colleagues in what must be a fucking lie to get attention to a girl I’ve never heard of, and assume you haven’t heard of either….
You see, we live in the internet generation, where everyday girls have cell phones with cameras, and both they and their boyfriends have access to porn. On nights when they aren’t together, but want to be together, they do this thing called sexting…which usually involves girls trying to outdo their guy’s favorite porno scene. Meaning they go hard.
I mean I just have a fucking website and I get girls sending me pics of beer bottles in their assholes while covered in cum and squirting….you know recreationally.
Making me think that anyone caring about a sexy FHM shoot, that is fully clothed, is all part of the master PR plan that involved and FHM shoot in the first place…
INCREASE RATINGS MOTHERFUCKERS….
I mean look ather, I feel like the chance any boss would care about an FHM shoot, especially in the UK where all girls are topless in magazines, are slim to fucking none. Even if this FHM shoot was gaping asshole porn from her summer vacation. No one would care. But I’ll role with it and post the pics because I’m a team player and got nothing better to do …
Here’s the video. Safe enough for Youtube. That’s the only upsetting thing in all this.
I just can’t believe these magazines still exist…but I’m glad Charlie Webster does. I’d let her read sports pages to my dick with her vagina any day.
Posted in:Charlie Webster
2013
19
Mar
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a model who is willing to get naked….who has been naked….who is continuously naked for her “craft”…even now that she’s gone onto replace Megan Fox in massive action movies I refuse to see because I am sure they will rape my brain and implant me with brain washing messages that tell me to consume, consume, consume like all those hollywood big budget things. From Lady Gaga music I know all the words to, despite never actually listening to it at my own will…to sudden urges to buy a fucking honda. We live in hell.
A hell that isn’t made better when Rosie Huntington-Whitely gets a job modeling but keeps her fucking clothes on. In fact, it makes it worse.
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2013
19
Mar
I have never been a fan of Nicki Minaj and seeing her in video reminds me how annoying she is…..because she is fucking annoying. Her whole act is bullshit, but it worked for her and for the most part I have no problem ignoring her, but she’s working on reinventing herself as a hardcore hip hop chick, putting on an act like she was James Franco in Spring Breakers. Sure she’s black, but went to acting school, and grew up with white people, making her the biggest Wigger around. I like her gutter drawl though, I almost believe it.
This video is a lot like the Lil Wayne death scare last week, only with more titties but still the same focus and that is to remind us Lil Wayne exists and is bringing it big with his new album. When really, if they wanted any press, they’d just be showing us Nicki Minaj uncensored.
Posted in:Nicki Minaj
2013
19
Mar
Raving has gone mainstream. It has lost its soul of illegal parties where ugly people have drug overdoses, while massaging each other in fun fur, or dancing to bad music all night. I used to go to those parties because being an alcoholic pervert, it was a good place to drink until 10 am surrounded by underage girls on E who were into gettin’ down and they always smelled like shit.
Now all the suburban mall shoppers the real ravers of the 90s would probably hate, are eating this raver shit up, they are even dropping the word PLUR, like they went back to 1997 and raided all the socially awkward nerd freaks who needed to be bullied in their raver cloud.
The good thing about things going mainstream, isn’t that the DJs now make 100k a night, it is that the quality of pussy involved in it, running to see their favorite dubstep or techno or house DJ, like a gang of gays on poppers….is that the pussy is hotter than it bottom feeding disgusting it used to be.
I mean sure there were always babes at clubs, and big scale parties, so maybe this is nothing new….but the college girls who would be normally doing a wet t-shirt contest at a frat party are into this now and that’s kinda weird to me.
Here are the best, (first) 40 pics I found of crackhead girls half naked club girls in Miami, for the Ultra Music Festival, dancing to shitty DJs who get paid more than the Rolling Stones, because they are trendy and mainstream. They probably smell like 24 hours of sweaty dancing in their vaginas and I like that cuz when I used to go to raves, the girls were fucking meth scabbed, fat, and not the hot girls who were shopping at the gap.
Here are some girls havin’ some fun…
2013
19
Mar
In Mexican weather girl news, here is a clip from one of our finest, even if I haven’t been to Mexico in 4 decades, I’m still fucking Mexican people, showing her camel toe on the job.
I figure it’s just typical Mexican vagina behavior, you know hungry for tight pants, while waiting to be off the air to fill the void with semen, in efforts to have 15 kids to make the new pope proud.
They start young, they keep it Catholic, but at least they give us a glimpse into their vaginas world, before it is too late and they are too fat to bother with.
Making me a fan of this thickness and her pussy lips.
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