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2013

14

Feb

Reeva Steenkamp Memorial Pics of the Day

You’ve probably all heard that Oscar “Blade Runner” Olympic freak with no legs Pistorius….from South Africa… who came in last at the last Olympics…instead of first at the SPecial Olympics….who they took out of the Special Olympics for some PR Kick…has killed his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp….by shooting her in his house….

Now, it’s safe to say that when you have no legs, trusting a girl isn’t with you for the exposure, because you know she’s probably not really into amputee sex, and that she is into being seen as the girl who dates amputees for the media, making you hate her just for loving you to begin with……is probably an issue…

It is also safe to say that if you’re a girl who is dating an amputee olympic runner, who you have had a volatile relationship with and who has a gun….

Sure South Africa isn’t a safe place….and robber is a good excuse….but she’s dead and he shot her…whether accident or not….and that hero with no legs defying odds profile they did on him at the Olympics won’t fool me…if anything I thought he was cheating with performance enhancing robot equipment….

Here is her last tweet – creepy and Sad

Here are some of her model pics…RIP….fallen half naked soldier…

Posted in:Reeva Steenkamp

2013

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Happy Valentines Day….even if you’re single, cuz girls are easy…..unless you’re the Olympic Runner with no legs…in which case….that ringing in your ear from all the nagging may be over….but a whole lot of headaches are about to start…idiot.

Eat lots of chocolate, trick girls into fucking you with flowers, spend money you don’t have, leave an impact…it is Valentines Day and that’s what you need to do…

Here are some morning links….

Baby Helps Bring the LOLS – VIDEO
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And THIS is Why I Am Never Having Kids
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GIVE IT UP FOR BANANA JOE!!!
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Dog Drives Himself to the Park, No Biggie
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Why Can’t I Bang Jennifer Lawrence?
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Two Drunk Russians – VIDEO
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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt is Better Than You
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The 50 Funniest “Workaholics” GIFs
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy (NSFW)
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How About Some Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW)
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TACO BEL JUST BLEW MY FUCKING MIND
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Mellissa is Pretty Much My Dream Woman (NSFW)
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This Sea Turtle Got Prosthetics, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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2013

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Valentine’s Day tomorrow – which means lots of horny single girls willing to fuck…. lots of disappointed girls in relationships looking for more cuz their man just let them down for the last time….lots of opportunity to charm them even if you have no charm….because the next 3 days is like hunting cow at a dairy farm….you know easy fucking pickings….but you’re not going to take advantage of that….cuz you are scared of girls…but you should…

Here are some stepLINKS>

Lindsay Lohan is Pathetic of the Day
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Why Am I Not Surprised That Kesha Drank Her Own Piss Once?
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Alba in a Kissing Booth on Kimmel
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Mila Kunis Cleavage for Allure
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Epic Ski Fail
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How To: Win a Race With STYLE – VIDEO
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Michelle Jenneke Takes Her Viral Stretching Sensation to the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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Rosanna Davison’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures
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Lindsay’s New Lawyer Already Hates Her
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These Camel Toes Will Make You Weak at the Knees (30 Pics) (NSFW)
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A Whole Lot of Amanda is Fine By Me (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love, I Promise (NSFW)
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Will Ferrell Dresses as Security Guard, Ejects Shaq From Lakers Game
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Sexy Arab Girl is Showing Of
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kinky Phone Sex Couple End Relationship in Massacre
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Here’s Some Mila Kunis, Just Because
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Humans VS Airbags
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Beyonce in a Weirdo See Through
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How To Win a Race With Style
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Here’s a Video of Terry Nova Washing a Car (NSFW)
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Michelle Keegan in FHM Magazine (SITE NSFW)
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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FINALLY Kate Upton Topless with Only Body Paint = NIPPLES (NSFW)
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And Here’s Some Jennifer Aniston
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James Franco is a Natural Deep Throater
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Star Magazine is Probably GOnna Get Sued Over These Kate Middleton Bikini Shots
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Top 20 Most Believable BigFoot Encounters
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jessica Alba Was in a Kissing Booth – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Teen Jeopardy WIn
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Dog Drives Himself to the Park
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Girl on Girl Massage Hotness (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Courtney Elliss
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Someone We Actually Like: Jeopardy’s ‘Leonard Cooper’ (And His Dope Lopsided Fro) Wins Big With Funny-Surprising Final Answer! [Video]
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Lesbian and a Big Ass Strap On (NSFW)
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Florida Couple Addicted To Coffee Enemas
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr Hotness
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She’s Got a Big Old Dildo In Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Some Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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Cat Watching Hockey
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Spiderman Kissing Prank
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Ryan Seacrest Gets Ballroom Dancing Show
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Weird Blowjob Contest – Weird
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Pink Hair Blowjob
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This German Girl is Built Fucking Well
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Chick Worships Feet
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Vintage Handjob Compilation
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Busty Girl Vs Ugly GUy
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Black Foot Job
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Webcam Threesome Featuring a Babe
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

13

Feb

The Weeknd’s Hot New Video with Titties of the Day

I am all about any music video with naked chicks in it….whether they are hot, gutter, or fat…..or strippers…or models…or actors…or just girls in a club…and whether the song is good, bad, or whatever, I will watch the shit…over and over again…like this was the 90s and this was the Spice Girls first video, where Mel B was all hard nippled the entire time in her green tank top….those were the days….masturbating to MTV….

Either way, this The Weeknd character is getting pretty huge, he’s from Canada, his manager once touched me inappropriately, and the girls in his video are fucking winners across the board…I couldn’t have cast this shit any better….

Posted in:NSFW|stepMUSIC

2013

13

Feb

Klara Klassman is a Dream of the Day

I don’t know who Klara Klassman is…but I’d like…because she’s perfect..and totally exciting, fresh and new in a grimy as fuck, just wants to be a model, and is doing a good enough job to get me to notice, kind of way….

It is one of life’s great tragedies that I have only heard about her today I feel like all those years of jerking off to other girls was me cheating on her….

Maybe I am just being too romantic, I always get like this on Valentine’s Day….

Posted in:Klara Klassman

2013

13

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt For Shape Magazine and Some Stills from her Music Video of the Day

The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it.

Here she is for shape….

These may be stills – but they be jiggling to me…

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2013

13

Feb

McKayla Maroney in a Leotard of the Day

There are s a few things about McKayla Maroney that are creepy, the first being that perverts everywhere find her hot….and I get that perverts don’t care that she’s 17….I mean 16 is legal here….and with all the hormones in the food and shit…what difference does 6 months between now and 18 really make…especially when she’s old enough to represent your country in the olympics…then she’s old enough for you to lust after…or something…..but the reality is that unlike all the girls you see in short shorts with big boobs as their dads shake their head in disappointment….while secretly loving when they have sleep overs….she hasn’t really benefitted from the generation of big tits….cuz she was too busy training…and lookin at her all jacked like this…in a pic she posted to Instagram…it is safe to say that she doesn’t get her period…and more importantly you’re not into jail bait…but Russian women who can beat the fuck out of you…I mean those shoulders are fucking beast….so stop sexualizing her you freaks.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

13

Feb

Bianca Balti in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

I always knew…from the first time I heard about this sweatshop made low cost clothing…that H&M were secretly smut peddlers…sure their ad agency has ignored my emails the last 5 years….not even having the decency to reject me….because they think I’m too vulgar or smutty…or more importantly cuz they don’t realize the drunkenstepfather as a life philosophy is about not giving a fuck, saying inappropriate things, but for some reason, they think it is on some child molesting kick…because I guess that’s all they know from first hand experience with their stepfather who drank too much…all these corporations are fucking idiots….but at least their creative direction weren’t idiots in casting Italian Bianca Balti…cuz unlike most Bianca’s I know…she’s not a fat black stripper lookin for 10 dollars a song…but instead some kind of goddess I want drink life’s juices from every one of her orifices….I’m classy like that…..

Posted in:Bianca Balti

2013

13

Feb

Karolina Kurkova is Boring for Marie Claire USA of the DAy

One of my favorite videos of Karolina Kurkova…one I liked so much I uploaded it to youtube back in 2008…

…..a year her career ballooned and Victoria’s Secret said “bitch, stop eating or you’re fired”….and to solidify that seriousness in their tone…they aired her not fitting into her costume a few weeks after fitting for it…cuz she just kept getting fat….something she blamed on hormones and has since bounced back from like a good girl….as seen in these March pics from Marie Claire….and I guesss what it comes down to is that it is never too late to turn around your fat ness…

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2013

13

Feb

Titties from Shameless of the Day


As much as I hate Emmy Rossum…I watched this episode of Shameless the other day, not because I like TV shows…or because I support anything in hollywood, but I will say it was refreshing to see a show mock Downs Syndrome, cover topics like tranny children, meth addiction deaths, sucking off the boss and fucking dudes with strap ons….in what was like one big mishmash of inappropriate sleaze….that almost reminded me of my life…a life that I thought would never get on TV….because it was too vulgar….but I guess these hollywood types just do it better…..

And here are some of the tits from that episode…

Emma Greenwell

Galadriel Stineman

Shanola Hampton

Posted in:HBOobs|NSFW