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2013

06

Feb

Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous…

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2013

06

Feb

Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day

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I like Kate Bosworth….she’s skinny and I never really understood why her career never really took off…unless you consider that movie Blue Crush…which was pretty much her peak…taking off….but I guess at 30 she hasn’t given up yet…and she’s jumped back into the model world…despite being old….becaus she’s tall, skinny and has a great face…that she’s using in this magazine spread…all elegant and romantic…making me fall in love with her all over again…but maybe that’s just gas.

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2013

06

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s a Babe in Purple Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is on the Cover of Purple Magazine’s latest issue and she’s showing off her long and amazing model legs…in what is totally seducing me into wanting to see the rest of the pics…but that can’t because this cover is just the teaser and I’ll probably have to wait a couple of hours before the rest of the pics drop…you know with this being the internet and that being the strategy to get any hype you can to a lingerie model sleazing up your edgy fashion mag that always has models naked…..if this cover is a sign of what’s to come…it’s safe to say it may be a photoshoot that brings me to come….which would be rare cuz my penis is dead and I am totally desensitized but I am willing to try….

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2013

06

Feb

Jessica Alba is the Worst for Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t know what compelled me to watch an interview with Jessica Alba for Women’s Health’s latest edition….but I did it….I think it had something to do with her being in some kind of crop top showing off where a couple babies ruined her career and motivated her to start some company of her own that I am pretty sure she plugs along the way but can’t be too sure cuz I muted the bitch…something I assume her husband probably wishes he had the power to do….you know ever since she trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant…it was like dude was banging her at her peak and now he’s stuck with her through her demise…but at least she’s not fat….

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2013

06

Feb

Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

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Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s….

I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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2013

06

Feb

Dree Hemingway Strips for some Campaign of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s great granddaughter, a relationship she probably never shuts the fuck up about, you know pretending that she wants to break free from his evil literary genius that provided her the good life spell….but deep down inside…and really anytime a restaurant fucks up her reservations….she goes into the “do you know who I am…”….rant..I can assume it was the same rant that made her a model…a model who gets naked but doesn’t show nipple for obscure ad campaigns….no fun.

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2013

06

Feb

Alex Morgan As Katy Perry of the Day

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I don’t know what is more ridiculous….Alex Morgan….US Olympic Soccer Gold medalist doing a shoot for ESPN magazine dressed like she is Katy Perry…in what I guess is their Halloween in March issue….or that they did a behind the scenes interviewing her about the process…like anyone who reads ESPN magazine gives a fuck about how hard it was for her to pose like that….or how much she loves Katy Perry…cuz I can only assume that anyone reading ESPN magazine hates Katy Perry as much as I do….cuz we’re men god dammit…not fucking 13 year old girls….

So this video makes no sense….and that’s why I am posting it….

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2013

06

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez Promo Still for Fast and the Furious 6 of the Day

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The Fast and the Furious 6 exists….and these are the promo pics…as far as I’m concerned that’s a joke in and of itself…..

I don’t know what is more alarming…the fact that the producers are putting millions of dollars into such shit movies…or the fact that people are watching these movies making it worth their while to bother with the shit…

Maybe I just don’t get the subculture of modifying cars and watching 50 year old bald dudes drive them….while lesbians change their oil….

Either way, it’s funny.

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2013

06

Feb

Lacey Banghard in Some NUTS Outtakes of the Day

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Lacey Banghard has a seriously hard face…rugged like a stripper who managed to escape the sex trade and life as a coked up prostitute by becoming a low level, but big breasted titty model…featured in all the UK magazines, possibly because she works at a discount, or maybe, just maybe cuz her tits are retarded…I mean there’s only so much conversation this gratuitous shit can stir up, it’s tits, I like tits, that’s all there is to it….if we’re looking for a moral in the story like this was a 90s sitcom…it’s girls…if you got tits…use them…they will make you famous…even if you’re not hot….all you need is tits…

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2013

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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stepGIRL DIMALAUREN Loves It So Much…I See It On Her Face….

Getting girls to send you nudes takes work…but then one day…for no good reason…the shit just starts flooding in…I guess it’s like how roommate girls get their periods together…they are just so competitive that they can’t let another girl get the upper hand….and it’s nice to be on the receiving end…

Here are some morning links…while I recover from last night’s bender with a cocktail…

Bill Cosby Used to Think He Was Jesus – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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One of the Many Amazing Things About Science
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How Brandi Glanville Found Out LeAnn Rimes Was Banging Eddie Cibrian
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This is an EPIC Ping Pong
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Old Man Punches Reporter in the Face
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Here’s Some Pink, Just Because
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Nina Agdal Dazzles in Aerie Lingerie
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Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It (NSFW)
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Giant Dildo Turns Her Intp a Squirter (NSFW)
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Mother-Killing Mental Patient Able to Buy 15 Guns
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Krystal is One Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Fuck This Winter Weather Lets Go Island Hopping
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