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2013

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Follow my stepGIRL @DIMALAUREN

It kinda turns me on when babes like @DIMALAUREN write stepGIRL on their belly while half naked in front of the mirror….it is just too bad I am impotent and can’t masturbate to it….this all shoulda happened when I was in my 20s and not damaged from diabetes, alcoholism and a fat wife.

Here are some stepLINKS……

Katherine Webb Says No To Playboy, Is A Terrorist
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That Crazy Slut Tanning Mom Was Out of Control at Some Part in NYC and Here Are the Photos
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Tallulah Willis Has a Weird See Through Shirt On
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Homeless Hitchhiking Hero Insanity….
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Bimbo in a Convertible….
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Some Spring Breakers Bullshit You’ll Wanna Fuck
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The 30 Funniest GIFs of Aubrey Plaza
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Shandi Finnessey’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures
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Kelly Brooke Should Have Helped Us Start the Morning
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18 Awesome Star Wars Fans
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Amelie is a Brunette Hottie and I Like It (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Every Day Better (NSFW)
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Cannibal Cop Offered to Serve Up His Own Wife for Slaughter
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College Girl is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Melissa McCarthy Robs Jason Bateman: ‘Identity Thief’ Official Videos
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Hitomi Tanaka Boob Play Outdoors (NSFW)
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Miley in Shorts
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Hot Bikini Beach Girl
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22 Sexy Lingerie Models Missing Theri Vaginas
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Russian Road Rage
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Kristen Wigg in the Anchorman Sequel
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Annnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday Yet Again
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Dina Lohan is The Biggest Piece of Trash Mother of the Day – VIDEO
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She’s Fucking a Monster Dildo
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Chloe Sims White Panty Upskirt
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Hotness
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The Best Car Movies EVER
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Jada, Jynx, Miss Rica Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Lawrence, Just Because
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Sky Diving for SLUTS (NSFW)
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Kimberly Walsh in Panties on Stage
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January 2013 Fails
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Christian Prayer Hotline Prank
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The Beyonce Superbowl Mega Thread
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Little Kid and His Trick Shot
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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January 2013 Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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How About Some Sophie Turner?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How To: DISARM! – VIDEO
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Let’s Go Nude Sunbathing With Alice (NSFW)
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Pictures Of Hot And Fit Girls Will Motivate U To Get Your Butts To The Gym! (31 Pics)
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Get Some Lives: The Celebrities With The Craziest, Desperate And Insane Fans
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Allison and Aline Get It On (NSFW)
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The First Pornstar In Outer Space?
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Madalina Ghenea is an Italian Hottie
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Dirty Web Cam Slut of the Day (NSFW)
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VIDA GUERRA TALKS FITNESS MODELING AND PILATES
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Charlotte Free for Glamour France
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This Bikini and Milk Girl is Hilarious
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Fall Out Boy Has a New Song for Girls TO Cut Themselves To – This is It
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Seriously Focused PUGS….and You Know How Much I love Pugs
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Sandy Hook Dad Owns Congress
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Pornstar Little Lupe is Now a Popstar
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Fit Girl Jerks Dude Off then Fucks
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Cute Tit Blowjob
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Some Business Casual Couple Fuck
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Emo Hair Blowjob
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Hairy Blindfolded Girl Fucks
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Feb

Fat Kat Dennings Showing Cleavage for Superbowl of the Day

CBS took advantage of having the Superbowl rights by doing some internal advertising for one of their shows that I don’t think should be a show…because unless shit is Roseanne or Oprah, fat girls don’t belong on TV….and they took to the pole…a life both these girls were better suited for than the sitcom game….and as much as I protest and disagree with putting fat strippers on TV when they are meant to be in strip clubs….part of me has to endorse it….it means we are heading in the right direction….and the good news for her nerd fans is that she was dressed like some kind of superhero…and the good news for the rest of us is that with fat comes tits….and stripper poles…ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as me posting a commercial for a company for free….makes me so mad.

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2013

05

Feb

Helen Flannagan in Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day


Helen Flannagan is some UK soapstar who quit her soap opera to re-invent herself and she’s doing it by posing in lingerie….so that people who never watched that shitty soap opera know….she’s here, she’s serious, she’s willing to get naked for the right gig, and she’s got big tits that should lead to more fame…She’s young and making the right moves that I endorse….cuz any girl who takes her mid-level fame and starts stripper for higher level fame is my kind of girl…

Posted in:Helen Flannagan

2013

05

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Applying Make-Up of the Day

This must be a fetish somewhere…

Sofia Vergara has two people working her face to make her look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom of a 25 year old….you know when you’re not looking at her breasts…..and take the time to see what her face actually looks like…which I assume only happens sometimes….like right now when she’s not showing off her tits…even though showing off her tits is the whole reason she exists….making the whole thing so backwards…

Most girls hide their smoke and mirror secrets, their SPANX, their EXLAX and whatever else they use to make themselves look hot….but this girl’s putting this out there….making me think is just a front for the other 3 dozen other people she has airbrushing her into looking like a babe….but we don’t care about that…we just care that she’s making everyday 50 year olds feel inadequate….cuz an inadequate feeling woman is one who gives good head….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

05

Feb

Selena Gomez Does Upskirts on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck….

The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

05

Feb

Jennfier Love Hewitt Sexes Things Up in her Music Video of the Day

I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt proves that it’s never too late to reinvent yourself….all it takes is ridicule of your fat ass and inability to land a man by the everyone in the fucking world…to get you off your ass, in the gym, cast on a show where you play a hooker and where you showcase your huge tits that got you famous in the first place…and now that you’re running shit they let you show off your singing ability you haven’t really put out there too much…as viral promo video…all panty clad lookin hot…because girl, just when you thought it was over…as the rest of us did….you’ve come out on top…today, let Jennifer Love be your motivation to not kill yourself today….cuz when you’re at your worst, at rock bottom there’s always an opportunity to make millions half naked around the corner for your busty ass…..

Maybe she’s the next Beyonce…cuz Beyonce never let being thick stop her from getting half naked on stage….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2013

05

Feb

Rihanna For Terry Richardson of the Day


Terry Richardson posted these pics from the Rolling Stone shoot with Rihanna, the very same shoot she admitted to being with Chris Brown cuz she’s a Christian and forgives the man who punched her in the face at a great time in her life….allowing her to profit and rise to the top of the charts because of it…unlike a phoenix rising from the ashes….but as a poptart riding a publicity stunt….that was the equivalent of a sex tape but a little more dominatrix….cuz whips and chains excite her…

Now I don’t hate Rihanna, I like how broken and confusing she is…from quotes in the bible to weed smoking nipple pics, it’s just a mess of mixed yet awesome messages that explain a lot about her and how she’s gonna implode one day from all the fame…and I’ll hopefully be there to finger bang her through it…if not in person…then in my fantasies….


TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN A SKIMPY RED DRESS LEAVING A PARTY
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Posted in:Rihanna|Terry Richardson

2013

05

Feb

Daisy Lowe for Yo Dona Spain of the Day

I am down with Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter….because she only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale tranny fucker semen inside her….

Regardless of who her father is, or whether that caused a RIFF in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage, and I hope it did….she’s fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun…more importantly I like to stare at her naked/half naked modeling pics…like her shoot with PLayboy…and like these ones for Yo Dona….some magazine out of Spain…

She’s good.

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2013

05

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Gives Sex Eyes at Some Academy Award Lunch of the Day

I can’t figure out if I find Jennifer Lawrence hot or not…her body is pretty awkward….her fame is pretty annoying…but then again I didn’t see Silver Lining Playbook yet…so maybe I haven’t really given her a chance to grow on me….but I will say that her pics at this Academy Award lunch…look more like she’s at the AVNs….all dead eyes, big lipped, hair in her face….on some porn kick not some hollywood kick….reminding us how good things would be if she took that fork in the being hollywood road we call fucking on camera….

I am always down for sex eyes….whether I like Jennifer Lawrence or not…it doesn’t matter.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

05

Feb

Georgia May Jagger for Hudson Jeans of the Day


Sometimes I wonder if wanting Georgia May Jagger’s lips on my dick is in some subconscious way wanting Mick Jagger’s lips on my dick…cuz she clearly inherited them from her dad…and when I watch his flamboyant, feminine performances on stage, cuz I am a fan of the Stones, I never think to myself, damn he’s got some great Dick Sucking Lips…but whenever I see one of his dozen of children, mainly this one right here, I’m like damn she’s got her dad’s lips and they look like they’d be some great dick sucking lips…pretty much confusing me….but not enough to remember…she’s got a vagina and whether she got that from her dad or not…it don’t matter cuz it’s hers….I am a fan…

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger