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2013

12

Feb

Some Kate Upton for SI Swimsuit of the Day

I just don’t understand Kate Upton’s body. She looks like a sausage….but why not beat a dead horse….or pig in this case…with my dick….and post all her awkward bodied pics with her big fucking sagger tits that are full and lovely despite being shaped like a 45 year old obese mom of 4….

That said, she’s a hero, a star, the top of her game, fat chick in training and looking like she’s so good at it, she may go fat chick pro…you know Olympic level….the next Anna Nicole Smith…in her time to shine…for the second time…

Here are some videos of the glorious experience she’ll look back on when in her wheel chair at 60 thanks to diabetes related amputation


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

12

Feb

Nina Agdal for SI Swimsuit of the Day

Here’s Nina Agdal, the runner up in the SI Swimsuit cover shit….who was robbed.

Yesterday, we learned a very valuable lesson about Nina Agdal…and that is that she will never do porn…however, for Sports Illustrated, she will wear mesh, as long as the photoshop out her nipples, cuz nipples don’t sit well with Ted Turner, he’s more into Bison and making money…and the funny thing about her logic…is that she might as well be in porn…cuz motherfuckers are jerking off to her and her handicap lookin’ face….right now…

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Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

12

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Amazing Nipples for Terry Richardson of the DAy

This video and photoshoot of Alessandra Ambrosio in Terry Richardson’s studio doing a fun little video of her breaking through a photographer’s backdrop…..while wearing a hot little wife beater…with her nipples shining through….is a reminder to that Alessandra Ambrosio is very real…..for that fat chick who told me that Victoria’s Secret models aren’t real, especially post pregnancy but that Adele and Kelly Clarkson are real, and not just real lazy and real eaters, really into food….

I don’t even hate that this girl has a kid…cuz she puts work into her body and shit…I’m into staring at it….

Amazing.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

12

Feb

Bregje Heinen is a Naughty Model of the Day

Bregje Heinen proves one very important thing in life…and that is that if your name is “Pile of Shit”….or “Period Stains”….or “Moldy Fucking Asshole”…..as long as you’re a babe…showing off a hot little body….it’s all ok….cuz if Bregje, a name that sounds like a wet dirty mexican food shit, was 400 pounds and working at Wal Mart….it would not have the same “angelic” sound to it….

Here she is modeling…pretty well….

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2013

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


This picture was emailed to me from some anonymous, yet amazing girl, who recruited her friend to write stepfather on her ass with her, and I can only assume she was sent from heaven….

Here are the morning LINKS….cuz I just woke up

LOL Cat Video of the Morning – VIDEO
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The Most Creative Light Switch Ever (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Danielle Sullivan is a Hot Blonde You Should Know
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Oh You Know, Just a Couple of Parrots Rapping – VIDEO
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Well, Teh Real Reason Why the Pope Quit Came Out
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Toni Braxton is Quitting Music But Looking Sexy
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We Tumblforya: Hot Girls of New York
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl VERSUS a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Best Winter Storm Nemo Photos on Instagram & Twitter
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I Think I Am in Love With Sherri and Her Hand Bra (NSFW)
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Pranking With Snowballs. Well, Fake Snowballs Actually – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM and she’s Music to my EYES….

The night is such a dark time….trying to decide whether to get drunk and stare at the wall….or get drunk staring at the ceiling….all while hot girls email in hot pics of themselves…king of my horrible dumpy fucking castle….my empire of semen and stains..but the good news is I have a correspondent at Mardi Gras getting us some stepTV originals….because if I can coordinate all this awesome from one basement apartment…why the fuck not….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Pretending She is a Stripper Whore Isn’t That Far Off
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Taylor Swift Takes A Shot At Harry Styles, Does The Worst British Accent Ever While Doing So
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GoPro Does BikinI Hula Girl
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Petra Benova BikinI Candids
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Texting While Cycling Backwards
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So Close To A Jennifer Lawrence Upskirt. Bitch.
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LOL Dogs Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Kate Upton Strips Down In Skullcandy Teaser Clip (Video)
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Candice Swanepoel Is Lingerie Goodness
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Bruce Willis is Confused – VIDEO
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Jordan Is In Much Better Shape Than You (NSFW)
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Emmanualle is a Latin Hottie and I Love Her (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Help Us End Monday on a High Note (NSFW)
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Strip Club Owner and Troll Doesn’t Want To Pay Taxes
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Meanwhile, At Another Awards Show in Los Angeles, Angelina Jolie Probably Stopped Using Botox
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Shay Mitchell
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Dree Heminway Fully Nude
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Parachuter Passes Out
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Diane Kruger Gives Sex Eyes
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Insta Karma
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Guess What She’s Doing With That Dildo? (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Sine We Saw Some Rachel Bilson
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Lacey Banghard Topless for Nuts (NSFW)
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Ivana Milicevic Full Frontal from Banshee (NSFW)
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This Girl is Using an Oral Sex Simulator (NSFW)
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Madonna is Acting Like a 17 Year Old Slut on Instagram, I Guess Because They Didn’t Have Instagram Back When she was 17 in the 1800’s
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Geri Halliwell Once Again Shows Us Her Panties
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Marion Cotillard is Kinda My Dream Woman
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The 11 Most Memorable GIFs From Last Night’s Grammy Awards
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A Field Guide to Chicks of the United States
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hilarious Break-Ups
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Mia Malkova is Having Fun with a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Room For One More (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Annnnnnnnnnnd Here’s a Two Legged Cat – VIDEO
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Nina Agdal is Sexy in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Always in the Mood For Asian (NSFW)
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Christina Applegate Is Leaving a TV Show She Was On….
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Helen Flanagan in a Pink Bikini of the Day
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Octopus vs a Tiny Hole
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5 Grammy Performances…
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Jennifer Lawrence Falling!
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Skateboard Backflip
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Valeria Best Nude Calendar
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Two Legged Cat
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Harlem Shake
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2 Faced Cat
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This is why Carly Rae Jepsen
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Romanian Airbrush
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Boobs Slipping Out During ‘Yoga’ Leads to a Lesbian Threesome (NSFW)
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Anyone Hate Valentines Day As Much As I Do???
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Guess Who Has Probably Gone Gay in Prison?
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Kirie and Olivia Get It On (NSFW)
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Here’s a Video of Babes TWERKIN (NSFW)
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Let’s Review This Past Weekend In Supermodel Outings
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How About a Sexy, Busty Web Cam Teen (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift is Elle’s March Cover Girl
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Click Here To See A Braless Miley Cyrus And Her Nipple.
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Guitar Dubstep
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Kelly Hall Naked in a Pool
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Funny Snowball Prank
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Couple in Bed – How Romantic
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Hot Babe in Public
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Real Girl Hanging with Dick
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Two Sluts Licking Ass
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Natural Hairy Pussy
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Feb

More Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

The flood gates open – or more appropriately…the fence gate at the pig farm has opened…and Kate Upton – the 19 year old with tits and body of a 45 year old mom…that is for some reason loved by all dudes who love tits….and all companies who realize tits get hits….giving her a second cover like she was Elle Macpherson or Cheryl Tiegs….or Tyra Banks…the dumpy white version….and the pictures are starting to be leaked slowly….kinda like you’d imagine her asshole does after she hits the all you can eat buffet…and based on her belly…you know she does that often….but like you…I’m down with her tits….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

11

Feb

The Last 500 Years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of the Day

I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you…

ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP

(more…)

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2013

11

Feb

Candice Swanepoel & Behati Prinsloo VS Angels for Social Media of the Day


Here are Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo keeping us in the loop of what they are up to in their fancy, immigrant who get half naked for lots of money, for an evil brand that tricks fat chicks into thinking they will look hot if they wear the same lingerie in 5 or more sizes bigger….making billions…

So here they are in store, for Valentines Day, doing a major push because it’s the biggest time of the year, and unlike a stripper feature show, who puts on bigger and better performances at their appearances, these girls wore dresses and where’s the fun in that…when they are supposed to be half naked…that’s why they get paid the big bucks….

This is all wrong!! But valentines day is the day of pussy opportunity…so get ready for the desperate bitches everywhere….they are coming….and hopefully you will be to…if you just follow my lead…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2013

11

Feb

Taylor Swift and her Bear Trap Vagina in Elle US of the Day

Taylor Swift and her bear trap vagina….are in some fashion shoot for Elle, because people think she’s fabulous and a big deal….the CEO of her own company…writing love songs for tweens about the countless sex partners she’s had and pretended were boyfriends cuz it feels less slutty that way….and I don’t hate her for it…I don’t listen to the radio so it’s like she doesn’t exist to me…I just wish she was a little less successful, had a few more daddy issues and craved male attention outside of the comfort of her own home, but instead in the public, like a party slut poptart of yesteryear…cuz those girls had breast implants and flashed vagina…I’m talking to you Lohan and Britney…..

Either way, here’s her boring, because boring is what she does, fashion shoot….

Posted in:Taylor Swift