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2013

11

Feb

Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….

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2013

11

Feb

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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You wanna know what I like? Candice Swanepoel.Sure Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck…and are pretty much the worst when it comes to half naked international babes posing….but luckily for them…being the worst at a great thing….is still pretty fucking great…even if boring…but they make billions of dollars off this shit….in what is the best scam ever….a scam that I wish I figured out because owning Candice Swanepoel like a modern day slave driver….wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world….

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2013

11

Feb

Anja Rubik Topless in Purple of the Day

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TITTIES FOR FASHION!!!

It always amazes me that top models think they are above pornstars and frown down on them from their life of luxury….they think the fact that they are 6 foot tall and skinny as fuck leading to a better life than getting fucked on camera…is just so much more exclusive…but the reality…is they are the same fucking thing, with the same fucking morals and values….only models get high and fuck at parties….and save their in front of the camera shit to “tasteful” nudity….that guess what…is still fucking nudity…now I’m totally into all girls getting naked for money…I just don’t like snob attitude that comes with running in celebrity circles sponsored by Mercedes… you can paint a trailer park home gold but it’s still gutter shit….

Either way, Anja Rubik is lovely.

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2013

11

Feb

Nina Agdal Bikini Volleyball of the Day

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While real models were at New York Fashion Week, and the Grammys, all the low levels were at a Volleyball tournament in Miami….

This video needs to go viral because this dude being the awkward weirdo interviewing a girl who up until today I thought I was going to be the SI Covergirl before Kate Upton powered through with her celebrity and fat tits…

It was taken at some Next Model agency volleyball tournament, and her body is amazing….

Hearing her talk about her toothless, hairless, lice filled years is pretty amazing….but her saying she’ll never do porn is a downer…but like granny always said…never say never…

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2013

11

Feb

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit of the Day

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I like Miley Cyrus so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president…. I think it is my calling…I mean that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load, only to tweet at her…it’s a toss up…and while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with Miley…..here is the side of her tit.

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2013

11

Feb

Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

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Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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2013

11

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Since 90 percent of my life is spent on the internet…and hating fat chicks…it is only natural that I get in fights with fat chicks on the regular because fat chicks, as proven from all their eating, have big fucking mouths….and last night, when mocking Adele, hoping the stage was reinforced, someone stepped up and said that she just had a kid, give her a break, as if she wasn’t a tank prior to the kid….to which my rebuttal was all the Victoria’s Secret models who get back in shape a month after they have kids, cuz they don’t let themselves go, and they put fucking work in…..and porky writes back “Victoria’s Secret Models aren’t real”….no bitch, they are real, they just aren’t lazy fucking pigs who blame their awesome model bodies for giving lazy fucking pigs negative body images, cuz instead of training and eating well, they’re at the fucking donut shop….

Now I can’t attest to their vaginas being real awesome after the babies….but I can say the rest of them is and sometimes that’s a decent trade off….

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2013

11

Feb

Elisha Cuthbert For Maxim March of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert may be relatively uninteresting….you know a girl who had 5 minutes of fame years ago, fell off, and became known as Paris Hilton’s friend….you know a Montreal Local Hero who I wanted to have a candlelight vigil for when she was fat, not working and all around sucking…but she landed a TV show, bounced into shape and the 30 plus Elisha Cuthbert is looking better than she has the last 10 years….and as much as I hate admitting it, these Maxim pics are her at her hottest….funny how people get a second chance…

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2013

11

Feb

Chelsea Schuchman’s Obscure Shoot for Fashion of the Day

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Chelsea Schuchman is actually a hot model…but unfortunately the Fashion industry is a bit of a joke…and in being a joke…the most ridiculous shit that seems edgy, obscure or interesting become “high concept” or “art” because this gang of losers seeking the next cool thing out of insecurity, instead of just not giving a fuck, buy into this clown bullshit that belongs in some kind of circus, or homeless shelter….and that is the overall theme of the fashion scene….a scene I find uninspiring, while idiots everywhere are convinced it is so inspiring cuz idiots every where just don’t know what the fuck is up…and want to believe in something that is just genius marketing making people billions of dollars…

That said, fashion supports nudity and I support nudity, so whatever the fuck this hipster club kid freakshow shit is, I embrace it, cuz it has some hipster bush and some hipster nipples, in a shoot that despite being some try hard shit, is still more interesting than most things our boring manufactured life have to offer….and I guess that’s the depressing thing in all this….as lame and contrived as this is…at least they are having fun….here are the pics…and you know what…they are fucking awesome….

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2013

11

Feb

Kate Upton is the SI 2013 Cover of the Day

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I was lied to….just the other day I was told that Nina Agdal was the new Kate Upton, and despite looking handicap, I thought thank god a girl with a good body is finally getting back into the bikini model leading role….but I shoulda known better…Kate Upton’s tits get hits and the past year has been a series of her getting job after job…becoming more and more famous…proving that dudes don’t care about hot fit bodies…they just care about sloppy fucking tits…she’s not hot, not deserving, there’s no real reason for her to be at this level, she must be related to someone important, somewhere, cuz seriously, she’s a total pig..but a pig people love staring at and a pig they throw on the cover cuz maybe, just maybe, it will see some copies, despite no one doing that whole magazine thing anymore….

This is a disappointment…but at least they took my advice and said “if we’re gonna put her on the cover, let’s get her in a snow suit, cuz a snow suit is the best bikini for her shitty body type….

I blame all you tit obsessed kids who weren’t breast fed…

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