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2013

05

Feb

Tallulah Morton and Janell Shirtcliff for Urban Outfitters of the Day


I’ve never heard of these Urban Outfitter models wearing their bikini line for this upcoming summer in these pics…and I’m not gonna bother looking them up…cuz firstly Urban Outfitters is some lame as fuck shit….it’s the hipster world gone mainstream….tricking all these mainstream idiots to dress hipster…and although that may be good for VANS shoe sales…it’s kinda boring to me…especially when their shoots are so fucking corporate and dull….and obvious…like a bad instagram album….just milking the trends….as hard as they can for 14 year old idiots who don’t know any better….but they do have girls in bikinis…so I’ll give em that…cuz really that’s all any campaign needs to be relevant…even if everything they do is 10 steps behind…..

Posted in:Janell Shirtcliff|Tallulah Morton

2013

05

Feb

Keira Knightley Skinny Back for the March Marie Claire of the DAy


I saw a Keira Knightley for the first time this past weekend and I really appreciated the fact that she’s not fat…because so many people are fat these days and it is just disgusting…from my wife…to the girl working the restaurant I order my pizza at….to the fucking Wal mart check out girl…I just can’t escape this obesity shit…so seeing a body the way I like a body to be….all bones exposed like she doesn’t eat..inspires me and brings me hope for a better tomorrow…that no matter what happens to the rest of the world…there will always be the 1 percent that look hungry even if they aren’t thanks to good genes…

I am a fan….and any chance I get to stare at her back….I get excited….it is porn to me.

Posted in:Keira Knightley

2013

05

Feb

Bregje Heinen in her Bathing Suit for Some Campaign of the Day

Bregje is a dutch name that sounds like you’re throwing up…so it doesn’t work on fat chicks or anyone who isn’t a model…but luckily for Bregje Heinen she is a 19 year old model..and her name sounds as glorious as can be as she poses in bikinis like it was 2011 and she was doing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…..that I guess she didn’t do all that good of a job on because she’s no longer part of that criminal organization but she’s been able to leverage it to get more half naked work…like she’s doing here for some company….and the funny thing about these bikini models I always write about is that they are so good in pictures…but I know…that if I was next to them in person…dealing with their 5 foot 11 bodies next to my 5 foot 6…I would feel a little weirded out…but since I don’t leave my house at these pics are all I have…it works for me….

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2013

05

Feb

Barbara Palvin is Boring in the March Glamour UK of the Day

Barbara Palvin is on the Victoria’s Secret major push…you know they cast her last year and all of a sudden a day doesn’t go by without seeing pics of her…they have her in the grind….cuz the more exposure she gets…the more celebrity she gets….the more longevity she gets…and the more likely she’ll be the rookie who takes over the glory of the Veteran….as all the other Victoria’s Secret girls are pushing 30….and it will be time for them to follow Heidi Klum into old lady obscurity…giving this string a chance for the glory…it’s the circle of Victoria’s Secret life…and as long as there is pussy being born…they’ll be ready for it….

That said, they should try to get some better pics of her body when they get her in magazines…I mean I don’t need to see her hair and face…I want ass and titties people….


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Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

05

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Ass is Hysterical of the Day

Kim Kardashian was a fat chick who carried her fat in her ass and tits….like she belonged in some African tribe….and not just because she loved getting fucked by black guys…so much she put out the video….but because that’s just how she was fucking built…

It was an ass that was already a comedy….or a novelty…like the clown car of asses….but now that she’s pregnant that awkward lookin like she was wearing a diaper in her pants…has become lookin’ like she’s wearing 5 diapers all full of shit….and for all we know she is….

The fact that she’s reproducing…is a fucking tragedy….but the fact that we’ve allowed her to get this famous…all cuz of a rich dad and a sex tape…is a bigger fucking tragedy….she’s the worst and now…so is her obesity….explained by pregnancy…unfortuntely


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

05

Feb

Chanelle Hayes and Rosie Jones Hot for NUTS of the Day


Damn….NUTS UK is officially a softcore porn magazien…all it took was one lick from one chick to a topless to cross that invisible line of titty men’s mag to full on smut…and I love it…

If this was the 60s, this shit would be too hardcore for the newstands, no one would advertise on it, they’d go bankrupt with no place to go….but today…we’re all a bunch of perverts exposed to this greatness and a little titty sucking won’t stop Mercedes for getting on board with them….but from some reason…they won’t get on board with me…and call me a porn site…when all I do is post their ad supported smut…in what makes life almost unfair…but not that unfair cuz I get to stare at pics like this….

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

05

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Well Built stepSHIRTS visit DrunkenSweatshop and follow us on INSTAGRAM for TITS!!!

The good news is….I like dry handjobs. The friction makes me feel….

Here are some morning links….


HY IS EVERYTHING FROM JAPAN AWESOME?! – VIDEO
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How About a Sexy Cosplay Gallery?
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And the Award for WORST Superbowl Commerical Goes To…. – VIDEO
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The Most Discipined Dogs Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Vintage Lindsay Lohan Quotes Bring the LOLs
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Black People Made Justin Bieber Drink Sizzurp!
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Penelope Cruz is Pregant So Letès Look at Photos of Her Before That Whole Thing Kicks In
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Rides Girl: Lupe Maciel
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Free Cam Shows Are Sexy and I Know You Love Them
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Leslie is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Russian Model Katsia Zingarevich Has Some Smoking New Lingerie Photos
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Ahhhhhhhh Jordan Carver (NSFW)
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Will Ferrll Anything Makes for a Good Morning (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

To change your life with a stepSHIRT visit DrunkenSweatshop and follow us on INSTAGRAM

I am glad you’re all here with me today…so that I can make a confessions…I am really a woman. So girls…if you are out there…you can totally trust me with your nudes….we can even trade vagina shots…you go first.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Erin Heatherton Bikini Hotness
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This Video of a Hatchet Weilding Homeless Hero is Basically the Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Anne Hathaway Hides Shitty Plastic Surgery in a Subtle Way
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Funny Boxing Gym Trainer Asshole
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Electric Violin Dubstep
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The Rihanna Rolling Stone Pics
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This Guy is an Okay Driver, I Guess – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Rihanna Outtake You Will Probably Wanna Look At
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Here’s The Unrated Bar Refaeli GoDaddy Commercial
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Tiny Garage Turned Into a Badass Apartment (9 Pics)
Read more at http://regretfulmorning.com/2013/02/tiny-garage-turned-into-a-badass-apartment/#zQtDU7YqbapEWT8l.99
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Justene is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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Trust Fail Fail
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Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Tattoo
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Crazy Man With a Knife
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Lucy Pinder Busts Out In This Amazing Photoshoot
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Carly Rae Jepsen Isn’t as Hot as When the Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders Sing It
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Nina Adgal’s Carl’s Jr Photoshoot
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Lucy Pinder in a NUTS Titty Photoshoot Video
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A Little R Kelly Accoustic
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Blind Ref – Jokes.
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Justene is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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Jimmy Lee Dykes is Dead; Alabama Bunker-Hostage Situation is Over
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How About Some CArly Rae Jepsen?
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Self Shot Hotties Will Heat Up Your Monday (25 Pics)
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WTf Photo of the Day
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Jodie Gasson in a Cute Bodysuit (NSFW)
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Drunk Girl is Getting Herself Off at the Beach (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows , For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Ashlee Simpson’s Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence is Charming
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7 Candidates Who Should Direct The New ‘Star Trek’ Movie (PHOTOS)
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Rapping Flight Attendant
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Debbie Gibson in a Tight Dress
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Redneck Pogo Stick
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The Greatest Rejected Super Bowl Ads
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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This Titties Are a Ten out of Ten (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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When Lucky Car Drivers Escape By the Skin of Their Teeth (NSFW)
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Some Jessica Alba Just Because
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Stoner Sluts – A Gallery
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Checking In With The Incomparable Angie Varona (31 Pics)
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Out Of Pocket Quote Of The Day: “I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby. I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horse-Man Baby.”
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Lesbian Orgy At the Stables (NSFW)
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Teacher Tweets Sexy Pics, Loses Job, Gets Pornhub Offer (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Cruises Around Studio City In Her Hoochie Shorts!
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A Busty Teen and Her Tits Are All We need to Finish Things Off (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Brings the MILF Hotness
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Jordin Sparks See Through Scares Me
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Michelle Keegan Upskirt
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Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Ad
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Most Awesome Fucking Bikes Ever
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Sleeping Girl Gets Jerked Off On
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Cute Asian Gets Facial
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Amateur Car Blowjob
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Brunette Gets Cummed On
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Redheaded Webcam Blowjob
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Feb

Kelly Brook Tit in a Bikini for Social Media of the Day

This just in…Kelly Brook knows her place in the world…she knows what is expected of her….and she delivers….and there’s nothing wrong with that…even if she should be a bit more toned in the process…but I can forgive that…knowing she’s pushing 30….

Here are the pics from her Social Media

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

04

Feb

Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that….

That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr