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2013

25

Jan

Rihanna’s Got a See Through Dress of the Day

Apparently these Rihanna see through pics are from the other day….I find that hard to believe…..because why would someone who has already made it be walking around in a sheer dress…I mean she doesn’t need the attention…unless of course she’s a broken girl who allies with guys who beat her…and who are rumored to have been teen prostitutes before makin’ it….and who identify sex with how fast they make a dude cum…

I’m posting them whether they are new or old…because they are perfect…even if her tits aren’t….

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2013

25

Jan

Random Miley Cyrus Bikini Pics of the DAy

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If given the opportunity, I would eat Miley Cyrus’ pussy, even if I am a firm believer that she is far better in picture than she is in real life or video…because bratty Disney starlets who have been spoiled to shit and sucked up to by everyone including her parents cuz she was the bread winner since they age of 12….lead to really fucking high strung twats who are demanding, whining and just too much to handle…throw in her hick twang…and shit just gets worse…but pics of her fit little body from yesterday’s TMZ are perfect…

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2013

25

Jan

Barbara Palvin Nipple For Vogue Spain from 2012 of the Day

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I have been writing about Barbara Palvin since she was 12…I was a first mover on this Hungarian model…and now everyone is following my lead…that was only a lead…cuz she did shoots for substantial magazines…giving me the opportunity to notice she existed before Justin Bieber did…cuz my life involves looking at pics of girls…rather than fucking groupies who throw panties at me on stage….while my mom masturbates in the corner with rolls of money she made by making me….

You see nothing much is worse that taking credit for something you have nothing to do with…except when it gets you laid…and sure posting these 2012 pics of Barbara Palvin nipples Justin Bieber was rumored to cum on….8 months before he came on them….won’t get me laid…but either does leaving the house….or paying girls…so who gives a fuck….

Here are the pics….

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2013

25

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/

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2013

25

Jan

Cara Delevingne is Babe for DKNY of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some young hot model….who I follow on instagram…and who ignores me on instagram….even when I write her beautiful prose that would get me published if I had any command of the English language…and if the publishing industry weren’t racist….devoting their immigrant retard budget to the cast of Jersey Shore…instead of to my romantic letters on instagram to Cara Delvingne….but this isn’t about me..or my sweet nothings I whisper over captions on social media…this is about a new model…who is doing a campaign for DKNY fully clothed…making you probably wonder why I’m posting it…without realizing…that following DKNY’s ready to wear collection and the campaign that goes along with it is one of my hobbies…along with masturbating…hookers and drinking until I shit blood….I like to keep things well rounded…I’m not a one trick pony…I got all kinds of tricks…equally disgusting that combined probably add up to 7/8ths of a trick….

This is my favorite post of the year….and possibly my new favorite model…

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2013

25

Jan

Lucy Mecklenburgh in Her Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is a UK Reality TV show star and I know what you’re thinking…why the fuck do you care about a UK Reality TV show star….and I don’t have the answer for you…I never have the answer…I just see the bikini or suspender bikini or whatever the fuck this is…and I post it…cuz what is a name, or a job, or really anything that identifies a girl….when the girl is half naked…you see who she is, how irrelevant she is just doesn’t fucking matter…what matters is her walking on the beach in a way that makes me want to hump her leg like I was a stray dog….

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2013

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day

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OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this..

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2013

25

Jan

Eva Mendes for Some Russian Magazine of the Day

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Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to shower her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits for TV….and now she’s forced to do photoshoots for Russian magazines…like she is Hasselhoff after his Knight Rider show….forced to be a popstar in germany….only with more billionaires per capita to bed her…she’s a babe….here are the pics.

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2013

25

Jan

Sam Bowden Takes Twitter Very Seriously of the Day

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Sam Bowden is some low level Glamour Model…who posts self shot pics of her fake tits to twitter and her fans rejoice…cuz seeing nipple scar implants is like heaven when it’s shot by the girl at her house in her bedroom at her own discretion and not for money, a photographer or even a magazine…but for the simple idea of showing her tits….maybe cuz those tits are barely hers….and like a guy with a fast car…she likes to show off her purchases…or maybe her dad never hugged her growing up….provided she has a dad….

Posted in:NSFW|Sam Bowden

2013

25

Jan

Weird Masked Girl Fetish / Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Henrietta Hellberg in some weird bondage mask fetish shoot for some photographer….reminding us that fashion is weirder, more hardcore, more awkward than porn a lot of the times…only fashion gets corporate sponsorship cuz they draw the line at shitting in each other’s mouths…and even if they didn’t…they have the public so brainwashed into thinking what they do isn’t just shat out by idiots saying “how can we be obscure to keep up this lie”…and not actual “visionaries”…cuz the visionaries are all schizophrenic freaks institutionalized….or homeless…doing their masterpieces in feces on public bathroom walls….fashion…the billion dollar industry scam…

Either way, here’s this shoot – so obsccure….

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