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2013

17

Jan

Amanda Bynes Did this to her Face of the Day

Amanda Bynes is my kind of crazy girl…but only because she’s got long legs and great tits that she shows off because she likes to put herself out there….it is all part of her mentally unstable breakdown that has lead to getting her in trouble with the law for being on drugs and drunk…and driving….in what some people say is a cry for attention and that I just say is a lot of fun…because whenever you find a teen star who was exploited by her parents who can’t get work….and who people stop caring about…trying to find herself…you get a good time…it is like they are going through the teen rebellion they would have gone through if they weren’t too busy being puppeteered by their parents for cash…..so seeing her pierce her face like some 14 year old at the mall…makes me happy…it’s that regressive teen angst in her 20s that leads to a lot of fun….and now all I need is to join her entourage….seriously…

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

17

Jan

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Modeling of the Day


Billionaire Heiress and likely brat…who is trying her best to take over LA like she was Paris Hilton….because that’s what Billionaire Heiress do….especially when they are new money….who just need to throw that cash around in the trashiest of way possible to make as much noise in the process as possible….from buying the Spelling Mansion to modeling bikinis…to show off her fake tits…this 28 year old may be someone worth trying to K-Fed cuz she’s worth a lot of money – but beyond that…she’s pretty worthless…filled with daddy issues and no soul…like most rich girls…who are just as bad as strippers and porn chicks…they just do it in designer clothes and can afford the abortions….


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Posted in:Tamara Ecclestone

2013

17

Jan

Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day

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The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really put her hotness on the map…I mean with modern science, what’s a little herpes but a itchy burnign distraction if you miss your Valtrex….I like her risk vs reward analysis…

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Posted in:Jessica Hart

2013

17

Jan

Spring Breakers Official Trailer of the Day

So the Spring Breakers trailer has finally dropped…this is a movie staring all the little starlets as bikini bandits that have had the paparazzi on set since day one…making me feel like I know the story already….and it bores me…..because how many times can I look at Selena Gomez in that same bikini….but that was before today…

Because Today, I found out that this is a Harmony Korine movie, and in the 90s, despite hating Kids and wanting them all to die of AIDS, and thinking GUMMO and Julien Donkey Boy and even Ken Park, were just shitty across the board, you know shock value for the sake of shock value, they were still better than the hollywood shit they were up against, paving the way for interesting independent movies…..

So now I’m actually interested in seeing what he’s been up and what he’s still got in his back pocket of an over-hyped, marketed as “Genius” filmmaker in the 90s….

Let’s hope it’s not just a cash grab to pay his mortgage….

Here is a picture of Ashley Tisdale in a sports bra for twitter – because I figure she was left out of the Spring Breakers movie – something she is really unhappy about – so why not include her self produced erotica in it because I can – I am nice like that…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Springbreakers

2013

17

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Pics of Behati Prinsloo GRABBING AT HER TITS TO MAKE THEM POP FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET have been popping up on the internet today…and they are ok…but then again I am not really a fan of this model, her name is just too cartoon-like for me to get into it…I mean how could you seriously throat fuck a girl named Behati Prinsloo without thinking a Bollywood Musical parade is gonna walk down that alley you’re throat fucking her in….

I can’t even say it sober without laughing…and feeling like a creep in the park luring in kids…..I know…what is a name…I barely know the name of any girl I get with, even my wife….I just call them all baby….I am a romantic…..

Either way, she’s just part of the half naked Victoria’s Secret model roster that I can’t actually dislike…that’s why I just tweeted her asking if she was wet…because i care….cuz they are tall and half naked….getting paid millions to be half naked…making them better than any girl I get half naked…if the hired ones…


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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

17

Jan

Michelle Keegan’s Gold Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day


Michelle Keegan has big tits and a not so big body….fucking with my mind and all I have known about big tits in my life….because they are supposed to come with a fat ass or shitty legs…or a gunt..unless they are fake…and I guess the only explanation is hormones in the food….it may lead to diabetes and birth defects…and weird as fuck cancers but shit is worth it for the tits….good job food scientist fucking with nature….good job.

Posted in:Michelle Keegan

2013

17

Jan

Ginger Spice Sings in a Bra of the Day

For those of you who don’t remember Geri Halliwel, she was a stripper, nude model, turned Spice Girl who got fired from being a stepGIRL….with red hair and a pretty fit body…and rockin’ tits….and I guess you can’t teach old dogs new tricks…and with the advent of Social Media…her true colors of being a tart who shows off her huge tits for attention and a bit of money….is ingrained in who she is at her core…that now given the opportunity to reach a broad audience with a camera phone…comes this bra wearing busty 90 year old in the studio singing…cuz that’s what she does…..and I’m not complaining…I just wish there was more diddling…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2013

17

Jan

Teen Mom Janelle’s Baby Bump of the Day

So MTV did a show called Teen Moms…and this one is one of the scandalous, dirty bag, white trash cunts that instead of getting an abortion like a normal pregnant teen, decided to have a baby cuz it is like playing barbie, and she never had Barbies, cuz based on her faucet, daddy wasn’t around and mommy was too busy sucking dick to make enough money to get decent non-dollar store, made in china, contaminated with poison toys….and luckily for her…this is America…and in America…having a ghetto teen pregnancy can make you famous…like having a ghetto sex tape when you’re an irrelevant LA rich chick can make you a 100,000,000 dollars a year….like being a trash can human bar tender in the shittiest of places in America…can turn you into Snooki…..

Our world is fucked…and here is Teen Mom Janelle showing off her 7 week baby bump…cuz having a baby worked so well for her the first time.

All I see is future criminal.

Posted in:Who Cares

2013

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s Amazing Gangster stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM and TWITTER

The stepGIRLS keep me up all night with their hot pics I just can’t stop staring at…making my wife a little jealous cuz I ignore her and rightfully so…she’s the devil who ruined my life…but I am not all that bad…I just throw cake at her…it shuts her up..cuz bitches like cake…especially when they are fat..

Here are the links

Baby VS Vacuum – VIDEO
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Epson Printer Fail
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What Do You Do When You’re a Heroin Addict That Has Had Your Baby Taken Away?
Call MTV and Have Another Baby, Of Course
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Every Once and Awhile You Need a HERO – VIDEO
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Some Star Wars Nerdiness of the Day
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Megan Fox Wants You All to Know She’s Sorry You Guys
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“The Iceman” Cometh Big Timeth – TRAILER
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The 25 Worst Seasons of Great TV Shows
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She’s Enjoying Her Morning Alone Time (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Hello! (NSFW)
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Samuel L. Jackson Won’t Take You Back, Sings Taylor Swift Breakup Song
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I’d Like to Be All Over Hilary (NSFW)
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I’d Really Love to Have a White Lion as a Pet Thought – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

#VICED by Newest stepGIRL VERONICA VICE

I am going to the top…girls are sending me all kinds of hot pics everyday….they all want to be #stepGIRLS because they know it matters…..even though I’m a married man…a loyal, respectful married man….

My best friend in internet love FOETUS la PLANTAIN who I met in a chat room many years ago when he was pretending to be an 18 year old girl who was new in town to lure teenage boys…while I was pretending to be an 18 year old girl who was into other 18 year old girls….posted this reminder of what was….

But that is the past.. it’s a new beginning…..we are on the rise….join the movement….

Here are the links….click em….you nuts….

Michael Lohan Just Got Paid To Say Lindsay Both Is And Isn’t A Prostitute
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Jennifer Lawrence Basically Calls Out Lindsay Lohan For Being An Idiot – What a Cyberbully – VIDEO
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This Lacey Banghard Story is Funny
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Sam Jackson Sings Taylor Swift…Really?
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Impossible Half Court Shot
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Carrie Underwood ALlure
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Kate Moss
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Kate Upton’s Busts Are Never A Bust
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Side Angel Camel Toe? Sure, I’ll Take It!
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Belen Rodriguez And Her Pussy Upskirt Remind Me To Jerk Off
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Dahlia Dark Makes DD Cups Look Small (NSFD)
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Chrissy Has One Hot Body, Wow (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Always Make a Tough Day a Little Easier
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2 Students Caught Banging on Camera at ‘Safer Sex Ball’
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Horny Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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DEXTER IS BACK! Here’s the Scoop!
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These 3 Lesbians Are Fisters (NSFW)
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Myleene Klass Shares her Wet Cameltoe (NSFW)
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One Direction Are Just a Big Bunch of Gay Baiters
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Charlize Theron Fully a Lesbian – I Had No Idea….With her Murdering Mom….
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Fast Feet Gamer
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Jessica Simpson Gets a Sitcom About Being Fat
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Shakira is Pregnant and Not Completely Disgusting
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Amanda Bynes got Her Cheek Pierced
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The Hottest Girls on Primetime TV
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Vera Vaughn Has a Great Rack (NSFW)
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Steak and Tits Make for the Best Lunch, No? (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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80’s Dating Montages Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Emma Rigby Looks Great in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima Fitness Modeling
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Oldest Cat Video Ever
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Rihanna for Complex Again – Don’t Mind if I DO….
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Sophia Knight is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Hard Body Hotties – a Gallery (SEMI NSFW)
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHTTTTT! – VIDEO
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Alice and Her Friend Are Fucking
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Barbara Palvin at Some Event….
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80s Dating Montage
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Baby’s First Avacado
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A New Dose Of Lady Gaga’s Bared Breasts
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Micaela Schaefer Dismissed From Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin
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She’s Having Fun With Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Monkey Sees Reflection for First Time
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Morena Baccarin Hot for Golden Globes
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Bikini Models Beach Body
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Megan Fox for Esquire
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Brunette Teen Gives on Cam Blowjob
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Teen Pussy Eating
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Blonde Teen Masturbates in her Dorm
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Teen Couple 69 on Cam
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Amateur GIrl Sucks Off Her Boyfriend
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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