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2013

10

Jan

The Beyonce for GQ Shoot of the Day


I posted some funny angled leaked Beyonce GQ cover yesterday…laughing at how bottom heavy the angle made her look…without realizing she’s in fact that bottom heavy…looking like some racist Caricature of black chicks in the slave era….because looking at these pics of her in her underwear looking jobbin’ as fucking hell…making you wonder why her billionaire ass feels like she needs to prove something getting half naked….remembering that these girls just love attention…even if humiliating themselves in the process…cuz they just have to look at their bank statement and read letters from obsessed fans to block out all the hate in their delusional bubble…

Looking at these pics is a horrible experience..Gross!

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

10

Jan

Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day


I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty…

Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world…

My kind of girl..

Posted in:Hannah Elizabeth|NSFW

2013

10

Jan

Ellen Creeps on Jennifer Aniston of the Day

The people’s choice awards were last night and I wasn’t invited because the mainstream media forgets how relevant I am….

I refused to watch the shit, cuz the idea of celebrities being celebrated by each other is disgusting….I did however go through some of the pics, none of them were exciting….

I think it is safe to say that the highlight of the night was when PERVERT LESBIAN ELLEN was caught staring at washed up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…..even though both aren’t hot, and the idea of them fucking isn’t hot, it just brings up some real lesbian issues….like that they are allowed in public washrooms and gym changing rooms to gawk at girls naked….like they were dudes…only unlike dudes…they are allowed…in what is the biggest double standards in creepin’ and perversion…that kinda makes me wanna get a sex change to voyeur properly…I figure my penis is already an Inny and I have tits…I’m just a little body hair away and some spandex outfit away from pulling this off..

I am a genius. Ellen is a sex offender pervert. We all will survive.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2013

10

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


In some of these Behati Prinsloo pics…she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined and lovely and you know what…who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…all floral, pink and layered in a way that looks like the best kind of home for your penis….cuz if you’re looking at her face…you may be gay….hey wait a minute…I was looking at her face….does that make me gay…why did it take all these years and this post to figure this out…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

10

Jan

Claudia Romani Low Rise Bikini on the Beach of the Day


Claudia Romani is some low level model from Italy who doesn’t seem to speak english but who is trying to make it in English speaking America….because at 30 I guess she’s figured time is limited…this body won’t last and she’s gone as far as she can with what she’s got in Europe…and that if she hires a paparazzi, hits the beach, all her dreams can come true like she was the next Sofia Vergara…cuz every sitcom needs a busty foreign hooker with huge tits to win the Emmy…..

I am posting it…but I don’t care to further discuss this….it bores me as much as a hot body in a bikini can….cuz at her level there’s no difference between a nobody with a hot body in a bikini…because she’s a nobody


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Posted in:Claudia Romani

2013

10

Jan

Karina Smirnoff On Set At Women’s Running Magazine Shoot of the Day

Karina Smirnoff is a man…assuming that anything that is fit and muscular is a man….because apparently things with vaginas can get ripped also…but that doesn’t mean it attractive, elegant, or lovely…but it does mean she can probably clench her pussy and ass really hard while squtting and bouncing on a dick…for a long period of time…cuz fitness is what they fucking do….so if you can see past her broad Russian gymnast bodytype…and imagine her athleticism in sex…then these pics of her showing off her body…aren’t all that bad….


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Posted in:Karina Smirnoff

2013

10

Jan

Nicole Neal Modeling Lingerie Last Month of the Day

Nicole Neal is some relatively new….not very famous…we’re talking 12,000 followers on twitter and no wikipedia page, the basis of all fame measurement thanks to the internet, but who will probably a big deal, thanks to being signed to the right hooker agency who casts for all those men’s magazines….coupled with the fact that she’s willing to get naked….like a stripper…while rocking a body…that’s worth looking at naked…it’s a very complex world we live in…but I think I am starting to understand it….

Posted in:Nicole Neal

2013

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

OMG! It’s the motherfucking morning links….the most exciting time of the day…at least according to me…because it means I didn’t die on my own vomit thanks to alcohol poisoning…unfortunately…I am not joking….not that I am ashamed of my drinking…since my drinking is the foundation of my castle of dog shit…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Dolphin Stampede
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Kitten Versus Pug – VIDEO
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Hi-5 Fails in GIF Format (5 Pics)
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SURPRISE! Someone Is Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Stealing Elizabeth Taylor’s Bracelet
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Robot Band is Playing Heavy Metal, Whaaaaaat – VIDEO
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Some Super Sexy Irina Shayk Photos, You’re Welcome
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American Foreign Exchange Student (NSFW)
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Katie Holmes is Hawking Some Shit or Another
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Naomi Watts Captured in Striking Shoot for Vogue Australia
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursday (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Sexy on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Stripper Who Fell Off Balcony in Lap Dance Mishap DIES
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Mis Presley is Super Sexy and You Will Love Her (NSFW)
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Celebrities Are Reading Mean Tweets Once Again – VIDEO
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Led Zepplon X The Beatles Mash Up
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The #lipstick4stepfather movement is still going strong….this is what the hangover, leftover, mess of it looks like after the fact….like the day after banging a strange chick with a condom…fells so good when you’d doing it…but the next 6-8 weeks fucking suck…unless you’re like me and don’t give a fuck…

….too bad so sad…

get up on it….

#lipstick4stepfather

here are some stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Threatens To Sue Her Mom If She Keeps Saying He Raped Her
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Kellen Lutz is Bending Over His New Girlfriend
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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The Original Grumpy Cat
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Katie Holmes is not an Alien
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Rides Girl: Miss J Ayala
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Renee Olstead is Looking Good
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Selena Gomez is Really Single This Time, Wore a Sparkly Romper
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Let Us Salute the Sexiest of Sexy Bras (NSFW)
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Rosalee is he Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Trust Me When I Say You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough of These Babes (NSFW)xd
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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WATCH: The Al Roker Pooping Pants Remix Jam
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This Girl is Getting Quite Nasty With a Hot Dog (NSFW)
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Funny Invisible Driver Prank
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Emma Stone at the Gangster Squad Premiere
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All he Wanted for Xmas was a Bar of Soap
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Courtney Cox Got WAY to Much Work Done and It’s Showing, Jesus – VIDEO
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Model Hana Nitsche is Nude
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This Chick Set Her Ass on Fire, Literally
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Gina Carono is Definitely Looking Bangable
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Jennifer Aniston Destroys Jimmy Kimmel’s Set (VIDEO)
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Free Cam Shows, You Know What to Do (NSFW)
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The Best TV Shows of 2012
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Rinley and Lola Are Our Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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BURKA BABES’ BOOBS AND BUTTS (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Invisible Driver Prank Brings the LOLS – VIDEO
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Kat Upton is Looking Good in Elle France
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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The American Idol Judges Look Like Freaks
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Gisele Sucks Her Finger for Terry Richardson
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Belgian Cow Jumps Hurdles
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Armbar Surprise Finish
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Caroline Francishino in a Bikini
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WHEN CRANES TOPPLE OVER – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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If You’re Not A Fan Of Blondes, Check Out This Post, And Please Reconsider Your Bias (28 Pics)
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FINALLY! Federal Judge Rules Against Shady NYPD “Stop And Frisk” Policy That Violated The Rights Of Blacks And Latinos!
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Janessa and Alex Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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100 Worst Pickup Lines All Used One After Another
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Miranda Kerr is Still a Hot Mom
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This Babe Has Tits Like Rockets, Wow! (NSFW)
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Penelope Cruz in Red
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Carcals Can Jump
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Pam Anderson Looks Like Shit
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James Franco and Ashley Benson Mock Bieber
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Heidi Klum is So Slutty
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Champagne Enema – Classy
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Fun Lesbian Sex
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Big Spanish Amateur
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Busty Vanessa Blue
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Homemade Facials Compilation
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Melissa Ashley Hose in Leotards
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Jan

Beyonce’s Amazing February GQ Cover of the Day

Apparently Beyonce is on the cover of February’s GQ and one of the staffers at GQ leaked the shit…but not only did he leak it….he shot it from the best possible angle to give her serious fucking booty…in what almost looks like a racist cartoon of a black girl….from the 1920s…..and whenever I look at it…I laugh…it’s pantsless but as erotic as an Aunt Jamimina box….and remember boys and girls..this is the internet..nothing is every leaked…it’s all fucking strategy….but that doesn’t mean it isn’t hysterical…true story….

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