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2013

18

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Dog is the Enemy of the Day

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Two funny things…

The first is that Candice Swanepoel, my favorite of the Victoria’s Secret models, who my one reader gets mad at me for proclaiming my love, because I guess he never felt love before…not even for some tall, South African farm girl he’s never met…but would still be willing to sing love songs to her outside her bedroom….or chase her to the gate at the airport to say “don’t go”….brought her dog on set and he stole the show…but hiding her tits…in what makes him as bad as when you bang a girl with a dog at her house and the dog doesn’t like what you’re doing to her…..

The second funny thing is that her caption read something like “Milo Stealing all the attention at work”….making me assume she actually considers this life a job and not a meal ticket…like she legitimately thinks this is fucking working….because she’s getting paid to stand around in her underwear…and I guess it gives her purpose…or whatever…but seriously I think the definition of work..is far different than being paid to play….but I’ll still forgive her…since we’re connected at the soul and all.

For those wondering, I’m talking to you guy on twitter, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay my to promote their bullshit…but the should…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

18

Jan

Irina Shayk Not As Hot When Clothed of the Day

Irina Shayk is hot…there’s no doubt about that…but seeing her dressed up all formal…instead of half naked or in a bikini….showing off that rockin’ Russian mail order bride gone right body….just confuses me….It’s like seeing a street hooker, or stripper, or pornstar, in formal attire heading to the bank for a job interview or something…it just doesn’t make sense to me….you know all sophisticated and classy….but with a whole lot of slut shining through…I’m still a fan…just think she’s better off in a bikini…pants off….ban clothes from her life…until she gets pregnant….then snowsuit the bitch…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

18

Jan

The Lane Sisters are My Favorite of the Day

Shana and Roxy Lane are the future…..when doing my research for STEPSMUT …I came across these sisters who fuck dudes together and masturbate together…and it blew my fucking mind…this is everyone’s fantasy..you know when you’re fucking one girl…and she has a sister….you want them both at the same time but never ask for it…cuz it is frowned upon..and they will call you a creep…..but these girls throw convention out the window…and bring it….in a who cares what society accepts…let’s fuck dudes together.. and make money doing it…all while sucking on each other’s nipples…in what is so next level wrong…so wrong that it’s so fucking right…I would have loved to grow up in their household….

It turns out they are from Montreal….and so am I….

I vow to find these girls…and become friends with these girls…and forever go on picnics and play board games, even though I hate board games, with these girls…

We will vacation together…and go to Sunday night family dinners together…it’s on…

I just need to get off my couch….but by this time next week I will have held at least one of their hand….and I’ll bring the proof….


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Posted in:Lane Sisters

2013

18

Jan

Emmy Rossum for Self Magazine of the Day

You know who I don’t like? Emmy Rossum ….This girl’s got a horrible attitude…she blocked me on TWITTER ….even though I’ve consistently endorsed her nude scenes in Shameless …a gig she only got because she was willing to get nude….and getting nude to get ahead, despite being one of my most favorite things…is annoying when a girl thinks she’s ahead cuz of her talent…that’s like seeing gold digging wives get out of their Bentley’s their husbands bought them acting entitled…like his hard work and money they fucked themselves into is rightfully theirs….cuz idiot decided to lock down with them to have a normal life….when everyone else in the world knows she’s just a fucking gold digger…

Emmy Rossum has that attitude…and I doubt she talks about it in February’s issue of Self…..because in her mind…she’s a talent on the rise….

Who cares…the pics are boring.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2013

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate days that I wake up not knowing whether my neighbor helping me clean shit off myself after passing out and shitting myself in the entrance of my building was a dream or reality….

I’m just gonna play it cool next time I see him….pretend nothing happened….even though I have a funny feeling it did…

Here are some links…

Any Day You Don’t Die in a Car Crash is a Good Day, I Suppose – VIDEO
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Video Games Are Better Than Babies if You Ask Me
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Michael J. Fox Goes In On Taylor Swift Hahahahah
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This Dog Can Parkour Better Than You and Me Put Together – VIDEO
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Emma Rigby Has My Attention
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Kink Documentary Explores the Fetish Industry (Photo Gallery)
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Emmy Rossum Looks Hot in Summer-Themed Shoot for Self Magazine
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Free Cam Shows, Thank God It’s Friday (NSFW)
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Latina Ass Shaker Makes Things Better (NSFW)
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GODSPEED! Priest Busted as Crystal Meth Kingpin
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I’d Like to Be All Over Monica (NSFW)
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And Here’s The Manti Te’O Dead GF Taiwanese Animation – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL can be found at INSTAGRAM and TWITTER

You know what I like doing on Thursday night….ignoring my fat wife by sending her off to BINGO…after taking money out of her purse and going drinking with gutter women who make me feel good about myself….because at least I am not them….I’m talking chicks worse than my wife in appearance who are just fucking messes….I never fuck them…I just make them talk dirty to me….

Then I end up and creeping on some cheap booze college spots…cuz the girls are more fun to watch especially when unable to handle their booze…all young and not damaged…. cuz the different between a 45 year old drunk and a drunk 21 year old….is that there is a lot less sad with the 21 year old…they just wanna have fun….and look good doing it….

99 percent of drunk 21 year old will probably never be like the drunk 45 year old washed up failure….lurking in bars for low level dick…you see cuz life doesn’t always fail for everyone….it has just failed for some of us….but thanks to my stepGIRLS I see the light…the future is now….

Here are the links

This Manti Te’o Fake Dead Girlfriend Thing is Just Really Fucking Weird and That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Kim Kartrashian Wants You To Stop Joking About Her Joke Of A Second Marriage – VIDEO
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Manti Te’o Dead GF Goes Taiwanese Animation
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Emma Rigby’s Bikini Body
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It’s Tittie Fuck Time
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Pics from the new KINK Doc
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Fish Jumps and Grabs Man’s Arm.
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LOL Dog Video of the Day
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The 25 Hottest Women in J.J. Abrams Movies and TV Shows
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Elizabeth Banks In A Super Tight Yellow Dress
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Erika Christensen Wants You To Be A Scientologist
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These Booth Pics Will Make Your Day (NSFW)
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Alaina Fox is Pretty in Pink (NSFW)
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LeAnn Rimes “Sometimes” Worries That Eddie Cibrian Will Pass His Peen To Another Trick
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Free Cam Shows, You Can Thank Me Later (NSFW)
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Nabilla Benattia in a Bikini
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Creepy as Fuck Genetic Modified Egg
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Jennifer Lawrence Being Funny
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Amazing Gymnastics
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18 of the Worst Grandparent Facebook Fails
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Amateur Chick Eats Pussy for the First Time (NSFW)
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Here’s Jennifer Lawrence’s SNL Promo
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RIP Mr. Drummond, You Will Be Missed
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Teen Strips Naked in Front of Class (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Signs a Fans Naked Breast (NSFW)
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Selena Gomez and a Bunch of Her Pals Pose for Photos
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Lingerie, Whipped Cream and Flour: Home Alone With Beyonce (VIDEO)
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Ashley Greene Looks Hot in Leather
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Exteme POGO
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Bird Sings Dubstep
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The Greatest 80s Teen Stars Ever
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Aria and Her Awesome Rack (NSFW)
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Drunk Bitches and Cereal, Nuff Said (SITE NSFW)
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Cats VS Pin Up Girls
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Gary Busey Amazingness of the Day – VIDEO
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Behati Prinsloo is Also in Miami
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cute Girls – A Gallery (NSFW)
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This One Goes Out To All Those That Have A Fondness For Hot Asian Girls (29 Pics)
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More Pics of Gaga’s Ripped Pants of the Day – If You Care
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Spring Breakers Official Trailer
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Emmy Rossum in Self Magazine
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Skater Near Death Experience
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Damn!: Beyonce GQ Photoshoot Behind The Scenes… [Video]
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Susan and Leonelle Get It On
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Woman Smothered Her BF To Death.. With Her BREASTS? (NSFW)
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Fashionable Ladies @ Andrea’s Grand Opening in Las Vegas
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Big Tittied Web Cam Flasher (NSFW)
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Kourtney Kardashian Will Let Her Kid Suckle Kim’s Boobs. Wait, What?
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Lindsay Lohan Did $50,000 Worth of Damage To A Hotel & Owes A Former Assistant $40,000
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Lucky Pedestrian
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Shakira Baby Bump for Charity
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Gary Busey on The Hobbit is Genius
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Elizabeth Banks Looks Hot in a Tight Dress
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Today’s Worst Porn Ever
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Girl Pissing at a Concert
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2 Girls On Cam
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Awesome Teen Anal
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Amateur Fucked in a Chari
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Fun Twerking GIFs
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Naked Sarah is Lovely
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Cowgirl Creampie
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Some Interracial Teen Fucking
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Amazing Creampie Panties
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jan

Nicole Trunfio Topless Pics of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is some low level model who I have done posts on before….she is always getting topless…and leeching onto celebrities…whether they are dudes…or other more famous models…cuz she has ladder climbing dreams….you know of goin’ up and reaching the top…but really she’ll most likely being going down…on whoever promises a bigger move…

I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she drives…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and videos like this remind us of that….I approve of Nicole Trunfio….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio|NSFW

2013

17

Jan

Plastic Wives…Keeps Her Labia in a Jar of the Day

There was once a time when TLC was called The Learning Channel….when sensationalized garbage like staged reality shows about the plastic surgery obsessed wives of plastic surgeons who think they are god…living in vapid hollywood…creating scary fucking creatures…..who look like fucking science experiments….and one of them….keeps her labia in a jar….kinda like some of you creeps….but a little weirder….since she doesn’t use it for sex…or a memory of the one time you saw a vagina….she keeps it as a reminder of a meaty pussy that was…

What the fuck TLC….what are you trying to learn us here….that you like making money and catering to retard America like shit like Honey Boo Boo and trash like this….our world is fucking doomed…seriously…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2013

17

Jan

Demi Moore’s Old Lady Bikini Retreat of the Day

Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers….

It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird…..

The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods..


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Posted in:Demi Moore

2013

17

Jan

Caroline Corinth for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Caroline Corinth is a new Victoria’s Secret catalog girl…can’t find all that much info on her other than that she’s 5 foot 10 like most models….who you can’t grasp their freakish big footed proportions in catalog shots while they are half naked…..and amazing….

I think she’s from Denmark and represents yet another international vagina Victoria’s Secret has abducted and put into a bikini in exchange for fame, celebrity boyfriends, and money….

I also think she gives good face. I’m a fan. I hope she sends me a signed 8 x 10 I can jerk off on….

Posted in:Caroline Corinth