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2013

04

Jan

Christina Milian in Bra and Panties for Instagram of the Day

Wow…Christina Milian….a mom….has taken to Twitter to show off her underwear…because….I guess she really likes this panty set and wants the world to see how great it is…I am sure it has nothing to do with fishing for compliments…or trying to re-package herself as a bit of a sex object…I mean it has to be strictly about her clothing not her body…right? I mean a mom would never leak her own panty pics…that’s for teenage girls yo….but between you and me…I am glad she did.

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2013

04

Jan

Rita Ora Bikini in Dubai Continues of the Day

Rita Ora, despite having a major record deal, a decent fan base and being booked as the next Rihanna in the media…is an enemy to man…and not because she’s got a curvy big titty body she likes to celebrate by posting pics…and flashing nipple…..because that’s actually her only redeeming quality….she is an enemy to man because when she was using the Kardashians and a platform to get out there by having sex with Rob Kardashian, the one who masturbates to Kim Kardashian’s Porno…she didn’t blow up the fucking house and rid the world of that evil…

But like I said, her tits can save her and here they are in a bikini in Dubai…making Arab men everywhere hate the Western World even more by giving them boners…since all they are used to is Ninja pussy.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

04

Jan

Emanuela de Paula for Next Lingerie of the Day

Emanuela de Paula and what better way to celebrate a horrible winter wherever the fuck you are than by looking at a Brazilian model in her underwear cuz it’s Summer there….

She’s half white, half black, all Brazilian, all amazing….she calls herself a MULATO….which is a bad bad word that people think is racist now…up there with fag…but I guess it’s ok since she calls herself that…and it’s better than calling her a half breed….or Mommy’s jungle fever bi-product – am I right people?

She’s actually done a ton of fucking work, especially for a 23 year old, I’ve just never heard of her, cuz guess what…I don’t track the fashion industry like a fag…or a mulato….oh those words…they burn my tongue when I say them….

All this to say….she’s a babe, even in half naked lingerie Catolog Shots for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret….catalog shots aka my favorite kind of photography…it is so creative and artistic….

Posted in:Emanuela de Paula

2013

04

Jan

Hobie From Baywatch’s New Wife in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to Hobie from Baywatch, you know because you were so into that show growing up, at least for masturbation purposes that you feel some sort of attachment to the guy, you know cuz while masturbating to the show….you’d get caught up in the storyline and while building up to climax….you’d be forced to hear his antics….making you feel like you know the guy….

Well, he’s been out getting married to a fitness model we can assume he met while working out, or maybe on a dating site for fit people against fat people, a site that if it doesn’t exist I should start, cuz despite being a fat dude, I hate fat chicks so much you’d think I wasn’t…. hater….

They are on the beach…as that is the common thread that is his life….

Posted in:Jeremy Jackson

2013

04

Jan

The Least Compelling Victoria’s Secret Video of the Day

I think this video that was released yesterday as a sneak peak of the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Swim collection is pretty representative of just how little they care about their marketing, cuz they know shit sells itself, and they know the girls they kidnap and lock into a career long marriage, who they own and who they turn into celebrities like some kind of pimp if this was the 1800s and Victoria’s Secret was that the back room is a brothel….

Their caption was captivating…

Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss tease the Victoria’s Secret’s Swim 2013 collection in this 15-second online-exclusive video.

It’s like motherfuckers don’t even need to work anymore – all they need to say is hot bitches in Bikini – Go Look – Go Buy….

Pretty fucking crazy…but for some reason, a reason I call hot tits, hot bodies, brainwashing – I’m sucked into this 15 second shitty edit the CEO’s kid probably made for his 6th grade media class….but to me it is a masterpiece…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have two new hobbies – one is defending the honor of girls who post their vaginas on twitter – because lets face it they need a stepdad to step in and buy them a bus ticket from wherever they are to my dick….the other is asking Justin Beiber what it is like to kill a man….only for his fans to go insane – 228 Beilebers’s blew up my twitter and it was amazing….

Yes…I don’t believe in leaving the house or flirting with big breasted waitresses in winter…we keep things on the internet…

Some morning links? I don’t mind if I do.

I Wish My Clumsy, Lazy Ass Had Learned to Skateboard – VIDEO
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Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Jaw Dropper (NSFW)
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So THAT’S Why the Devil Loves Anal – VIDEO (NSFW Language)
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Elin Grindemyr Needs More Recognition (NSFW)
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Some Ping Pong Amazingness That Will Amaze You Because You Are a Virgin Nerd – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden is Still a Piece of Trash
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Jennie Garth Reaks of Desperation
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Free Cam Shows End an Entire Week of Me Being Hungover (NSFW)
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This Horney Girl and Her Dildo Don’t Get Along (NSFW)
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WATCH: And Now a Compilation of People Getting Beamed with Dodgeballs
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Valeria is the Stuff Dreams Are Made (NSFW)
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The Top 10 Best Jackie Chan Stunts Ever – VIDEO
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Rides Girl: Jasmine Luna
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing to do on freezing cold days is to laugh at homeless people on the street cuz at least your unheated apartment has running water….it’s an asshole move and if I had all the money in the world I’d bring them all home with me…I would rent the world a home….but right now I need someone worse off to keep me going….and make me feel a little better…that and when you go on Homeless man laughing missions to feel good about yourself…you can always find one that is cute enough to have sex with in exchange for that running hot water…to her you’re fucking Branson or Trump….sure they are usually insane….possibly willing to bite your dick off…or rob you…but when you have nothing to rob sometimes that’s a risk you need to take…for a good time…to help a broken soul…to be a good somaritan….you know…living the hero life…

Here are some stepLINKS….you dirty fucking rats….


Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Working’ On New Year’s Eve And I’m Not Talking About Acting
*cough* WHORE *cough*
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And Now The Greatest New Year’s Eve Live Show Of 2012 EVER – MUST WATCH VIDEO
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Kristen Stewart Good Enough in V
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HOW TO: Fail a Sobreity Test – VIDEO
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Joanna Krupa Paddle Baording in a Bikini
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Best Videos of 2012
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Amazing I Trust You Prank
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The 25 Hottest Actresses in British TV Shows
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More Nicole Minetti Bikini Photos
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Julianne Hough Was Abused as a Kid, Looks Great in This Photo
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Daughter Drugs Her Parents For Being Too Strict With Internet
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Louisa is Super Sexy in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Lizzie Curdy Scares Me in a Bikini
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Nirvana’s First Performance of Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Because When All Else Fails, Sluts Are Really All You Need (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Melanie Ann Shows Off Her Tan (NSFW)
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Girl’s Marilyn Monroe Tattoo Fail Redefines Horrible
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Sexy Lebanese Slut Gets Naked (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Tout the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards (Video)
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September Carrino is on Webcam and I Like It (NSFW)
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Drunk Disgusting Mess
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Katherine Mcphee Promoting Her Shitty Show in Entertainment Weekly
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Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts
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Lily Cole is Topless on a Yacht
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She’s Not Gonna Be Able to Handle That Ass Fucking (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Silvia Abbate in a Bikini
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Weird Bikini Dancer
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Kristen Stewart is on the Cover of Some Magazine and Running Her Mouth again
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2013 Projected Death List
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There’s No Such Thing As Too Much Ass (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITEE NSFW)
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Molly Sims in a Bikini
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Old Jews Telling Jokes
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Ahhhhhh I Love a Good Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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No Big Deal, Just a Jet Propulsion Rotary Swing – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhhh Cindy Crawford, Marry Me
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Somewher ein the World It Is Summer and There Are Girls With Boobs Out (NSFW)
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Ghetto Granny Dances Like It’s The Second Coming… At Walmart! [Video]
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Twilight’s Bronson Pelletier Peeing in Public
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Emma Stone for Glamour UK
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Mia Hilton is Super Sexy and I Like It (NSFW)
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Spanish MILFs Get Naked To Raise Money For School Bus
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New Irina Shayk Bikini Pic on Instagram Leaves Little To The Imagination
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Dirty Amateur is On Camera, Check It (NSFW)
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Lil Wayne is Fucking Crazy of the Day
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Kris Jenner’s Face When Her Favourite Daughter Gets Pregnant With A Money Baby
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Dad Loves New Puppy
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Heart Singing Led Zepplin Scares Me
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Reese Witherspoon Should Be Banned from Beaches
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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I Love Watching these Hipster Girls Fuck
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POV Blowjob
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Young Lesbians Are Better Than Old Lesbians
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Young Teen Threesome
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Farmers Fuck a Fatty
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Young Kristina Gets Fucked
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jan

Lily Cole Topless Shoot of the Day

I am standing by my statements about Lily Cole the other day ….she can get as topless as she wants….I mean FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lily Cole|NSFW

2013

03

Jan

Elisa Hosk in H&M Lingerie of the Day

I would say that this is that awkward moment when a girl who’s tits I have seen cuz like most models…she’s been naked in photoshoots before…but knowing the size, shape and color of her nipples….make looking at her in H&M Catalog shots all the more fun….because it’s not awkward…like if she was related to me or anything….you know like when Rob Kardashian wacks off to his sister’s porn…

All this to say – Elsa Hosk…topless or not…is a babe…

Posted in:Elisa Hosk

2013

03

Jan

Sofia Vergara Big Fucking Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits. She’s in a one piece bathing suit. She’s pushing 50. She’s scammed the system. Who cares. You do…because your moms didn’t breast feed you, or because the media and porn has made you tit obsessed, or maybe you’re like me, and realize that a Colombian who has made it to the top, unlike all the other Colombians, probably has some amazing cocaine ties…you know so good they open the back door to hollywood….and that…I guess makes her worth her titties weight in semen….cuz a girl with free coke….no matter what she looks like….is my kind of vagina….I’m a hooker like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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UPDATE – HER TIT FELL OUT ON NEW YEARS EVE ACCORDING TO TMZ AND THEY POSTED THE NON NIPPLE VERSION – HOARDING IT FOR THEMSELVES – YOU KNOW MAXIMIZING THE MONEY THEY MAKE ON THIS SHIT…..OR NOT RELEASING IT – NOT TO MENTION HER TITS LOOK OLD LADY AND LIKE SHIT……AND HER NUDITY IS PROBABLY AVAILABLE ONLINE FROM WHEN SHE WAS AT HER PRIME

Posted in:Sofia Vergara