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2012

26

Dec

JoJo’s Not so Exciting Workout Pics of the Day

Christmas is over fatty…time to get in shape…or pretend to get in shape cuz that’s everyone’s new year’s resolution and you are typical…you know some thing to disappoint yourself and be let down over….everytime you face that pie you are pretending you can’t eat…only that you take 5 pieces of when you break down and give into your cravings…you weak pathetic person….

You should just give up on me, and focus your energy on watching girls work out instead, cuz fit girls turn me on, especially in their tights, and seeing them sweat just makes me think how could they can fuck without getting wiped out…..

So let’s get my new years resolution of watching babes work out more than I did last year started this glorious boxing day – with Jojo…the stupidest name in the game….even if Jojo isn’t exactly what I’d call the fittest ass I’d wanna see squat….but who cares…right?

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2012

26

Dec

Irina Shayk’s Bikini Pics for 2013 of the Day


Irina Shayk is a fucking babe….and I don’t care how many gay guys she had to pretend to date to get to the cover SI…I am just glad her hustled worked out for her…so that I can stare at these motherfuckin’ titties….half naked…promoting bikinis..which is a way better job then working the brothel she was working what her soccer playing champion’s staff recruited her and made her a “model”….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


It’s BOXING DAY MOTHERFUCKERS and you best be out buying things you don’t need cuz they are on sale from the inflated prices they just made you pay in efforts to back you in the corner to buy buy buy for Christmas day….knowing very well they were gonna do this to you….while you just buy into it and want to buy buy buy the latest bullshit…but if you’re like me and too poor for that shit…here are some stepLINKS….the Christmas hangover edition…

And Now, The Worst Movie Death Scene Ever – VIDEO
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Holly is a Pasadena Princess (NSFW)
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Shia LaDouche is Banging a Toddler With No Eyebrows
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Now We’re Supposed To Believe Tom Cruise Is Banging Malin Akerman’s Sister. Her Female Sister.
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Pranking in a Hedge Maze! Yessss! – VIDEO
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Naughty Naughty Native Americans – A Gallery
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Ben Affleck Will Not Be Your Next Senator
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Santa Baby: 25 Photos of Sexy Women in Santa Suits
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Free Cam Shows, Best Boxing Day Around
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Asian Girl With a Shaved Pussy (NSFW)
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World’s Richest Lottery ‘El Gordo’ Pays Out $3.3 Billion Jackpot
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Brooke is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)s
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Just a Regular Old Armless Ping Pong Game. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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2012

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Christmas is over. I am so sad…because I fucking love Christmas….

Now I don’t know what to talk about, or what to look forward to.

I don’t know what shitty gift try to save up for to buy and disappoint my wife who I hate with….

I don’t know who I’ll fake being excited to hear from…

I don’t know how I’ll interact with less bitter store clerks…or who I am going to say Happy Holiday to…

I don’t know what lonely single middle-aged women to seduce with the “So you’re alone for the holidays” angle….

Another year older…and another Christmas over…just memories we will soon forget…but I fucking love Christmas….so Merry Christmas to all….*the non jews* and to all a good night…filled with back alley blowjobs!! Tis always the season…

Here are some stepLINKS

Bai Ling Thought It Would Be Nice to Give This Pi
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Wishing You a Very Slutty Christmas From the Ukraine – VIDEO
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Fun With Christmas Photobombing – VIDEO
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25 Depressing Family Christmas Cards
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Jodie Marsh XXXMas Bikini Pictures
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This Christmas Scrooge Doesn’t Want to Be Bothered – VIDEO
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And a Little Christmas Nudity, For You Pleasure (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You’re Spending Your Christmas Alone, Loser (NSFW)
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Heavy’s Hottest Babes of 2012
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If Your Twat Does This, You Should Probably See a Doctor
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Jessica Simpson Confirms She’s a Fat Lazy Shit That Will Do Anything to Get Out of a Contract
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Celeb Sluts Love Santa – PHOTOS
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Rosetta is Your Busty Queen (NSFW)
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Claudia Galanti Bikini Nip Slip – (NSFW)
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Kinky Teen Gets Herself Off on Video (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Robin Wright and Her Boy Haircut
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Thru White Dress (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Jennifer Aniston is Christmas Bikining
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The Dumbest Movie Sequel Titles Ever
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Some Christmas Pussy Passion (NSFW)
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SO MANY CHRISTMAS TITTIES
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Cruelest Prank Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Christmas Story – A Remix – VIDEO
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Alex Morgan is in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Christmas Trick Shots Anyone? (SITE NSFW)
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Thanks, I Guess: Top 10 Unwanted Christmas Gifts
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Beverly and Hollywood Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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And Now For Christmas, A Classic (NSFW)
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Barbara Palvin Models For Italian Retailer Replays
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All I Want For Christmas is a Dirty Latin Slut
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Jewish Girl Fucks and Sucks for Christmas
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Jewish Girl Crotch Watching for Christmas
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Santa’s Little Helper Takes Two Dicks
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10 Chicks 1 Dick for Christmas
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

25

Dec

Barbara Palvin’s Not Impressive in a Bikini of the Day

I hate to be a hater…actually I don’t hate being a hater at all..cuz the basis of my existence is hating…in as nice a way as possible…but this 18 year old Victoria’s Secret model who has been getting a ton of hype…from walking her first show…to banging Beiber all while confusing me as to where the evil geniuses at Victoria’s Secret even find a teen model to get in their lingerie…and now disappointing me with her bikini body that at 18 is not toned enough for my liking….or busty enough for those hips that can’t lie cuz they are too big…bt I guess at 18 she’s not done growing and this is just her awkward stage…..cuz here she is in a bikini…after what looks like a few too many Christmas dinners / fruitcakes…you know Kate Upton’s diet….cuz it works for Kate Upton….right?!

For the record…to prevent hateful emails on this glorious XMAS Day…i realize she’s still a hot 18 year old…I just don’t buy into the hype…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2012

25

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Unsexy for Xmas get Schooled By Stella of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are together again in some XMas pictures because I guess like cunty catty girls who are secretly jealous of each other but pretend to love each other because that’s just how girls are….and it would be far more glorious if they were touching tongues or scissoring each other…..this XMas themed Disney shit is weak sauce for some Disney amateur pornographer and her less famous friend she should have recruited to her dark side..

Luckily,younger more eager, hasn’t given up cuz she’s just starting, tween sister Stella Does Slutty Xmas better…probably cuz she’s learned from the best…not that Vanessa Hudgens nudes were the best…but she’s far better at it than most celebs cuz shit got her noticed….you know from a time she was more eager, passionate, and committed to being hot and scandalous before throwing in her furry little towel….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

25

Dec

Hunky Santa Video for Christmas of the Day

This was just emailed to me…starring some former Miss Ukraine who has become a fake titty, fake hair, trash can of a stripper….you know the kind you’d find in Playboy or some shitty Youtube videos….low grade pussy starving for attention….also known as my dream girl…

I figure…if it’s hot enough for me to masturbate to…you can handle it too..

Posted in:Aza Queen

2012

25

Dec

Jodie Marsh Does Christmas Bikinis of the Day


I guess even people who wreck their bodies…and face…due to daddy issues and something that went seriously wrong growing up….whether she made it work for her financially or not…can get into the Holiday Spirit…cuz life’s not that bad when you’ve repressed all your feelings and stored them in your giant fake tits….something I am not complaining about…because anyone talking 100 fucking pictures of themselves in a bikini is a friend of mine…even if we’re not actually friends…in fact we’ve never met and probably never heard of each other…but that doesn’t mean I can’t want her for XMAS!! Now does it??

Bah Humbug….but this twitter bikini fashion show is a lot of Christmas in Barbados fun!!

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2012

25

Dec

Kylie Jenner Misses Summer of the Day

Kylie Jenner is probably 12 years old…but she posted a picture saying she misses summer…despite living in LA…and probably being in Hawaii or Mexico or the Caribbean with the rest of the rich world…cuz that’s just what spoiled brats who are being trained to be attention whores do…you see in most families parents fear their kids producing masturbation fodder for perverts but for the Kardashians…that’s what makes them rich and relevant….and I’ll buy into it…because I am as brain washed when it comes to the mainstream as all of you….not to mention teen bikinis are the guilty pleasure of all resort poolside/ocean side vacations at whatever level of luxury you’re at….naughty naughty…good thing you don’t have to worry about Santa’s judging since all that nonsense is done for the year…

I threw in some pics of her almost 18 year old, hotter sister, who is the prize pig of the Kardashian farm….doing Christmas with Kanye and her plastic Ken Doll dad….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2012

25

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out that not everyone is Christian….or believers in the Christ child…or the fact that his “birth” has become some mainstream, over marketed, guilt ridden, debt generating, economy boosting, evil corporate materialistic pile of awesome….

Here are some morning links….if you’re bored and looking for good fucking Christmas times…

The Greatest Christmas Gift Freakouts Ever – VIDEO
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Messing With People Who Text the Wrong Numbers – A Gallery
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Maybe Kim Kardashian Will Get Her Heart Broken For Christmass
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LeAnn Rimes is Out of Her Fucking Mind of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Babes of the Week
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Bad Ass With a Hot Girlfriend…Who Really Isn’t That Hot At All
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Check Out This Behind-The-Scenes Look at the Making of Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar (Video)
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Free Cam Shows for a Sexy Christmas Day (NSFW)
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Sexy Girlfriend Gets Herself Off and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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WATCH: 2012 Gets an Animated Send Off of Epic Proportions
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Jenna is Super Sexy and My Christmas Gift to You
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It’s a Very Scary Christmas Snowman Prank – VIDEO
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