2012
11
Dec
These Henley Vapor Cigarettes are classy, functional, and non-offensive…and look amazing when Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS
2012
11
Dec
pic via my man J.M. captioned “Taylor Swift’s room” (cuz she’s a slut)
Some nights, my dick is 2 inches/balls deep in a girl and I think to myself…shit, I need to write about this on the site, this is hysterical, disgusting, humiliating, and all around amazing….but then I drink my face off, forget what happened, and I’m left lost and confused…especially this holiday season…just too much fucking egg nog for my diabetes to handle…
Speaking of Holidays…Remember to check out the VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE …it’s tighter than a hooker on her period…
Here are some links…
Pretty Much the Worst Free Throw Ever. No Really – VIDEO
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Mindy Robinson Will Make You Fall in Love (NSFW)
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Russell Simmons Paid Good Money for This…
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This Modern Samurai Will Blow Your Fucking Mind. Wow. – VIDEO
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Putting the Ass in Christmas….Kinda
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And Now, a Tribute to THONGS! (NSFW)
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Kate Upton is on the Cover of British Vogue
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Pictures of the Week
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Mommy is Masterbating, Uh Ohhh (NSFW)
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Ice-T Has Twitter Meltdown Over CoCo’s Hot Vegas Photos with Rapper
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I’d Love to Be All Over Sherri (NSFW)
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This is How We JEW It… – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
11
Dec
I like to laugh at Russell Simmons on twitter…not only because he has an adult lisp, but because he writes insanity about how god is so good to him for making him filthy rich, and other really classy fucking things, that someone who is filthy rich should probably not be putting on blast, cuz there’s something classy about being subtle about your 100s of millions…but I guess he’s from the gutter, and he’s got an adult lisp, so life hasn’t been all that good to him, even if he can hire pussy like this to ride his wallet hard for free trips to the beach and a life of luxury….but unlike most guys…he sucks up to his hooker…with tweets like this….to the picture above…
Maybe they aren’t shooting my fat stomach @ all ? #selfcentered. Like heaven on beach today
Because the adult lisp fucks with his confidence, and rich or not, he feels lucky to have an ass like this give him the time of day, so he sucks up to her, even though he’s paying her, like a pussy, cuz because money doesn’t cure adult lisps that delusional rich dudes are insecure about….at this level of money….it’s all about living in your insane bubble…
I’d be doing the same…except for the being nice to hookers part…I figure if they’re using me…I’m gonna mistreat the fuck out of them…they are hookers after all…and don’t need respect since they don’t even respect themselves…and just want my money….ya know…
Posted in:Hanna Nitsche
2012
10
Dec
I like to treat every Christmas party I am invited to like a bachelor party….unfortunately…I am not invited to any Christmas parties…but If I was…I would come bearing gifts for the Christ Child…not in the form of Gold, Frankenscence or Mur….but in the form of Desiree, Saphire, Crystal….my three favorite discount hookers…to make all the stuffy Christmas celerbiations more fun….
Here are some stepLINKS and remember to check out my GIFT GUIDE ….
Lindsay Lohan is an Ungreatful Little Brat of the Day
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Best Modern Day Samuri
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I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried
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Dropkick Murphey’s Amazing Christmas Carol
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Vikki Blows in Pasties
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Crazy Sailing Turn
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The 50 Most Inappropriate Holiday Cards
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Cheryl Tweedy In The Sexiest Jumpsuit Ever!
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Lindsay Lohan Is Definitely Banging All Of The Wanted
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Is This the Worst Person Ever? Quite Possibly
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Danielle Sharp is Just Plain Perfect
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Jenny P is Rocking Jean Shorts (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Sexiness That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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2012 Headlines: Real or Onion Fakes? Take the Quiz
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Muscled Wife Does Some Weird Shirt With Her tits (NSFW)
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Russian Bungee Jumping!
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Megan Fox Talking About Being a Mom is Gross
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Egg Underwater!
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Leah Francis Nude in Zoo
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Fat Girls At the Restaurant Don’t Like Being Called Fat Girls on their Bill – AMAZING
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cute and Topless at the Beach (NSFW)
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Olga Kurylenko Bikini Pokies
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Cat Deeley Braless & See Thru Behind the Scenes
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Demi Moore is Pathetic of the Day
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Beyonce is Better Than You of the Day
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Guess Which Sexy Blonde the IRS is Going After Next
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Yoko Ono Has Lost Her Fucking Mind of the Day – VIDEO
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The Best Fake Words Ever Used on the Simpsons
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Alic is Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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The Human Whistle
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Crazy Helicopter Crash
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Kerry Washington Whoring Out In the Least Whoring Way
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Emma Watson Stills from “THE BLING RING”
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Dog Vs Fart Machine
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Miley’s Braless Tits Are Ready For Some Cream pie!
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Rihanna Has No Panties And Wants Everyone To Know
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Now THAT’S what I Want for Christmas
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The Sexiest Self Shooters EVER (SEMI NSFW)
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10 Real Life Awesome Film Locations – VIDEO
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Lindsay Basically stole $200k from Bravo
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Lexi Belle is Getting Naked (NSFW)
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Drugs Are REALLY Bad M’Kay? A Gallery Of The Worst Before And After Faces Of Meth..Part 2
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Lesbian Spin the Bottle Anyone? (NSFW)
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Checking The Fetish Chart For New Fetishes To Get Into
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Fashionable Ladies @ Spike TV’s 10th annual Video Game Awards
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Massive Web Cam Tits Anyone? (NSFW)
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Erin Heatherton is Glorious
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Sleight of the Hand
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Celtics Fan Loves Bon Jovi
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Taylor Swift is Even Boring in a Tight Dress
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Claudia Galanti BikinI Candids
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Twisted Sister Heavy Metal Christmas!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Academy Award Porn Performance at 19:30
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African Tribe VS Japanese GIrl…
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Amazing School Girl Gets Fucked
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Public Bathroom Sex is So Clean
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Granny Porn!
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
10
Dec
Miley Cyrus was involved in some performance called Christmas Creampies…dirty….that I have not really bothered looking into or listening to…but that I did look at the pictures of and find the video to….beacause she was wearing tight pants….and strappy shirts showing off her stomach, tits and ass…and as far as I am concerned it was glorious….Sure she looks a little sloppy, skin flopping everywhere, ass hanging droopy, but for if it’s good enough for Billy Ray Cyrus to jerk off to…it’s good enough for you…
Here’s the video…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2012
10
Dec
ISABELI FONTANA is some almost 30 year old Brazilian model, who may be too old to ever do anything substantial, you know to ever be the next big thing from Brazil, but not too old to look at as a sexual, half naked, lovely thing…because 30 is the cut off age for 98 percent of women…so she’s got a couple more months in her…and we’ve always got her catalog of half naked brazilian ass in pictures…cuz the internet likes to keep these things around…much to every girl with a nude picture sent to the wrong person’s dislike…
Posted in:Isabeli Fontana
2012
10
Dec
Doutzen Kroes is in January’s UK Vogue…and she fucking kills it…it’s like she’s not a mom, or married to a black celebrity DJ at all, but instead a pure and delicate angel, I want to take to horribly dark place, even though the truth is she’s already been there, but hair and make-up and a rockin’ body make her look like she hasn’t….
Seriously…she’s a serious babe…and as much as I hate endorsing the Victoria’s Secret celebrity models….sometimes I just can’t help it….
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2012
10
Dec
Lady Gaga is the devil…she was sent from hell to destroy our youth…with her demon face…she’s the fucking worst..and even when she’s doing the exhibitionist thing…in efforts to be an “artist”…I know she’s just trying as hard as she fucking can to get noticed before it is too late..because her mission of destroying the fucking world….is not complete…but her fame seems to be….but this topless bottom feeding is going to lead to porno…and I am going to watch…even if I hate everything about her…
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2012
10
Dec
Nothing says Christmas like a Jewish girl….especially when that Jewish girl is opportunist Bar Refaeli…trying to peddle product and make fucking money doing this half naked Christmas thing…you know shitting on Jesus….with her tits…the way I like Jesus to be shit on…cuz tits are the real lord and savior….
I mean there’s nothing new in this…most Christmas Carols you sing are Jewish written, most Christmas movies are Jewish made, most Christmas shopping is in Jewish stores for Jewish brands…they know Christmas better than we do……but seeing Bar Refaeli all comfy in a bra and jammies…is better than any White Christmas lyric…I approve and I am a CHRISTMAS EXPERT
Posted in:Bar Refaeli
2012
10
Dec
Irina Shayk may not be an actual bikini model….I mean she did SI…but her fiance is some Sports star and his team has the power to tell the Editorial team at SI what to do….if they ever want any exclusives on any of the people they represent…they better put her out there…on the cover…or they will be cut off…cuz media is all a fucking lie….but you know she’s got the body good enough to be half naked…and I think she’s fucking lovely…so whether she’s a model or just a opportunist with good strategy….and skills in getting what she wants…I vow to always look at her naked…and half naked…until the rest of fucking time….which isn’t saying much…cuz I’ll look at any girl naked or half naked until the rest of fucking time…cuz naked or half naked girls are pretty much the only thing I find interesting….
Posted in:Irina Shayk
